Lazy Dungeon Master - Chapter 234
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Chapter 234

The Existence Named Leona 2

I want to become the [Final Boss]!

Leona said it a second time. Its that important to her?

She kept on speaking when I was about to try asking what she meant.

I, well, want to use my power how I want, when I want, doing what I want, selfishly, mercilessly, irresponsibly, and never have to think about whatever ties people down like apologies, reasons, compensations, or annoyances. I just want to enjoy myself In other words, I want to live my life in this world doing whatever I feel like, I want to become the Last Boss! Fufufu.

Leona laughed giddily. She still hadnt finished, though.

Havent there been circumstances altering Last Bosses recently like [Hes actually a good guy] or [There was no other choice but to] or [The evil ones were actually humanity]? Thats stupid, I hate stuff like that. Last Bosses should move in accordance to their desires and wield their strength how they want. An antagonist that overruns, pillages, plunders, and steals without ever feeling guilty about any of it. I want to be that sort of absolute authority.

In other words, someone wholly engrossed by their selfishness. Looks like the Last Boss is the existence named Leona.

Theres even a Demon King in this world, gods too. Well, even if hes calling himself a Demon King, hes a Dungeon Core. The Destruction God is the God of Light and the God of Darkness is the Evil Godthe Creation God isnt doing anything. They dont feel like Last Bosses at all yeah? Thats why Ill turn into one and thats just how it is.

Its like that well, its probably better that I dont understand.

Hold up. The God of Light is the Destruction God and the God of Darkness is the Evil God, the heck? Thats the first time Ive ever heard that! Theres even a god called the Creation God? And hes at the level of creating existence? Please dont spout off something so crazy like its nothing

Aah, but I have my own policies though! I like to play my games with a few handicaps.

Should I ask about them? What do you mean by handicaps?

Ufufu, theres quite a few, but if I were to put it simply I favor children that please me. I dont get off on killing them, I actually give them blessings so that they wont die.

Theyve gotta be curses

I use some of my time to make sure that those children get strong and wise. I hope theyll be able to kill me some day. So then when they do get strong enough to kill me, Ill harvest them Aah, I cant wait! Its my dream to turn those darlings thatll someday get strong enough to kill me into pets unable to do anything but resent and vilify me! I just cant wait to see whatll happen when I still love on them Hah hah!

That kind of loves a bit much, kind of ruins the mood was that called yandere?

Keima-san, Ill raise your strength to the limit if you decide to be a candidate to be one of my pets. How about it, want to sign the contract?

Sorry, but Ill decline.

Ah, unfortunate. Unexpected even, theres a lot of people that want to get strong so much that they would even sell their soul to a demon. Id put the probability at those who sign the contract with me after I offer it at about 80%, even. Ah, I also keep my promises. Thats another one of my policies.

Leona, youre a demon?

Oh dear, to call such a sweet and innocent human girl a demon How praiseworthy. Well, there are a few heretics revering and worshiping me as the [Chaos God] or something, so I might actually be a demon.

What a no-good girl, I have to do something and do it quick but I cant turn this into a fight.

So then, its your turn now, Keima-san. As someone in a similar situation as me, what do you desire in this world? I might even make you my companion if you want half of the world.

By similar situation, shes probably referring to how Im two things that should be hostile toward each other, how Im both a Dungeon Master and a Hero.

Still though, my desire? Ive already figured that out.

I dont want something outrageous like half the world. I just want to sleep in peace of mind.

Oh, how lovely. I think having a simple dream like that is nice. If you ignored how f*cking boring it is, I mean.

Thanks for the compliment. I think your dreams amazing, tooif you took out how ridiculously troublesome it sounds.

Now that you mention it, it is troublesome. Yeah, were already friends! Better yet, were already close friends!

You do know that Im not going to pay any friend charge or sign that contract, right?

Aw, unfortunate. Well, alright, Haku-sans already paying for it anyway. This place is Haku-chans favorite, so I promise to not wreck it.

So Haku-sans paying some kind of friend charge oh, is that why shes had to hunt and attack dungeons for a long time? So that means no, lets stop there. Its just my imagination.

Well then, Im going to be living here in the dungeon for a while. Ill take some strolls now and then, but you dont mind, do you?

I dont mind since you look more or less like a human, but please dont say anything that could cause trouble, alright? That includes to your grandkids.

Its the same for the Succubi, though. They arent any different from humans if they just hide a few things. Like that waitress girl you have over there ooh? Whys her attack power at 0? Thats suuuuper interesting!

Cut it out.

With that, Leona snapped her fingers again. The surrounding clamor returned.

Well, thanks for the meal. Put some rice in our provisions next time, okay?

Ill consider it.

Returning her dishes now that she finished eating, Leona left the dining room.

Holy crap, I thought I was going to die

I suddenly started sweating.

I mightve even fainted if I had [Blackout Resistance] set to OFF.

I need to start using [Super Transformation] even here in the inn from now on, dont I?

I ate my now-cold dinner and returned to my room.

By the way, after turning into the Succubis meal, Setsuna and Nayuta rolled out of the dungeon with vacant eyes the next morning. Well, our Golems were what rolled them out though.

Try not to catch a cold out there alright?