Lazy Dungeon Master - Chapter 220
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Chapter 220

Succubus 3

Ah!

Crap, I wound up staying up all night. Its already morning!

I cant stop myself when I get into making a robot. I just gave priority to something that isnt sleeping I need to be more careful.

Well, thanks to that, the Golem thatll be the Succubus container is done, but

What do you think? This is feminine yeah?

[Ah, sorry. I fell asleep. So you finished?]

You need to sleep even though you dont have a body?

By the way, its theme is a robomaid. I made it have a curvy, feminine body by making an Iron Golems joints mannequin-like. Im pretty confident in my results here. Other than its face.

The face is, well, its a simple round face with cyber-like red sunglasses. The artificial ruby eyes I made for it feel like theyre tsurime, but Im not too confident in them so I put a similarly artificial ruby-made horizontal line-type visor on it to cover them up. [1]

I feel like the result has a good robomaid feeling to it.

[Hmm, couldnt the face be a little more beautiful? It looks rather plain, doesnt it?]

Please dont comment about anything concerning the face. Thats my limit

[Eh? Hmm, oh well then. This is good enough, Ill let you off the hook.]

Hoh, how self-important you are.

By the way, where did Rokuko and the others head off to?

[Rokuko-sama and them went outside. She said they were going to head back home and sleep but why would a Dungeon Core say head back home?] Ah, theres an inn I built outside. We usually sleep there.

Still though, her reaction towards my [Create Golem] was pretty weak.

[Well, I was surprised when you started yesterday. You went into serious mode when you were giving orders for you to make the arms and legs, dont you remember?]

Aah, yeah, maybe? It feels like I did something like that yep, even if Im the one to say it, the legs really did come out great. They look soft even though theyre made from iron.

[You had me possess Meat-senpai to use her legs as reference after all. Master was saying stuff like it wasnt good enough while putting so much energy into it, it was such a turnoff~!]

I dont remember that at all. I did that?

[Eh? You dont remember? You were licking her legs. And were tickling them. Meat-senpai begged for you to stop, but Master wasnt taking no for an answer and then you two became one.]

Eh, holdup. Sorry, did that really happen?

[Nope, that was a lie. Specifically, it was a lie starting from the possession part. Rokuko-sama stopped you.]

That was a lie? Bastard. Ah, shes not a bastard, shes a Succubus. [2]

I put her ring onto the Golem to posses for now.

Now Ill just make it fit properly with [Create Golem] aaaand done.

There you go.

[Alright, Ill possess it.]

Its ruby eyes flashedat least, it felt like they did.

The Golem got up and moved even without me ordering it Yep, those are some fine legs. My ability to shape them is amazing if I do say so myself.

[Oooh! This is so much more human-like than I thought itd be! How should I say it the operating feel, yeah, the operating feel is very human-like!]

Good, Id mixed a bit of orichalcum into its joints, so it shouldnt be slow in day-to-day tasks like Golems usually are. Rather, it should even be fine in a hand-to-hand fight.

[Seriously? For you to make a Golem with orichalcum in it, thats amazing, Master.]

The Golem punched the air. Yep, the performance is so much different when I use orichalcum. It shouldnt even be called a normal Golem at this point.

Rather than a Golem, its more like a Doll. Theres no mechanisms in it to call it a machine doll after all. [3]

[This is wonderful, Master! Ill follow you forever!]

How about we go show it off to Rokuko and the others! This is my number one masterpiece!

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Ah, Kehma. Morning. Youre back to yourself now?

Yeah. That was, uhh, I went on a high since I didnt get any sleep

After going to sleep and getting back up, I was performing a seiza in front of Rokuko.

The Succubus inside the Doll was together with me.

But still, you made a cute Golem huh. I thought youd just focus on its legs though.

No no, itd be gross to see a normal Golem with amazing legs. Thats why I had to make sure its whole body was done right.

So you did it all for the sake of its legs?

Yeah, so?

Its like how youd be weirded out by seeing a pair of nice legs on some old man. Thats why making it so that the whole body was coordinated was a super, super natural conclusion.

Well, I mightve went too far with the arms but then thered be imbalanced Golem arms on a dainty body, then theres also the moe element

Kehma, have you slept enough yet? Are you okay?

And now shes worrying about me for some reason. Shaddup.

Well, we couldnt put a Golem like this in the inn right? What should we do with it, decorate your room?

Ah, right I was thinking itd be good if we had her possess the massage chair. I mean, its also a Golem.

I see, so itd have a charm effect for getting repeat customers Ah, but wouldnt it be alright if you just went with saying you got it in the dungeon like the massage chair? Like say it was in a treasure chest.

Would that work?

It wouldnt be strange if I passed it off as getting it from the dungeon, and I am supposed to be the person whose gone the furthest into the dungeon. It wouldnt be a problem at all even if I said its an item that only I could get.

By the way, concerning the massage chair, I went with putting hand-sized versions that just need magical power to run inside the warehouses treasure chests just like how I did with the blade golems. Theyre popular items.

Itd be fine if you made people able to get Golems from the treasure chests too. Just make them move when theyre supplied with magical power and follow what their owner says. That shouldnt be a problem for you at all, right Kehma?

I see, those do sound convenient.

Rokukos idea was pretty great.

And it might be useful for my Golems to spread about in case anything happens.

Alright, lets make some obedient golems be an ultra rare item in the treasure chests from now on. Ill even make a Doll like this one as a super jackpot. Well, one that doesnt have a Succubus possessing it.

Right, that sounds good. There shouldnt be any problems if you just tell the guild you got something new from the dungeon. Even if theres a problem, Ill silence them.

They know that Rokuko is able to borrow Haku-sans influence.

And so thats why well have new Golem employees.

By the way, now that its like this, are you going to make the Succubus one of thosea named monster?

[Eh, seriously? Im deeply moved that youd give me a name!]

Right. Then, youre a Succubus, so [Neru]? From sleep. [4]

[Woohoo! Its lazy! But Im named now, yay!]

It looks that made her happy.

Rather, Ill be relying on you to guard against Succubi yknow?

Footnotes:

Check out this page if you want to learn about tsurime eyes. Return

This is making a pun off of the fact that bastard/son of a bitch/asshole is a word in JP used almost exclusively on men. Shes a Succubus, therefore female. Yeah. Return

A bit is lost in translation here, as machine doll -> Automota, something thats generally considered above Golemswith Golems considered above Dolls because, well, they are monsters and Dolls arent Yeah. Return

I was thinking about making an English pun for her name as well, but people are already wanting to stone me for other similar things so yeah. Sleep(EN) = Neru(JP). Therefore, shes named Neru.