Uwaaah, Weak Little Girl [1]

Alright then.

Now that I know about Setsuna and Nayutas identity, the dungeons probably safe. This is the upside to sharing info with each other.

Everything should be alright now.

And after winding up spending the following two weeks sleeping day and night, not thinking about anything in particular

Village Chief Kehma, lets get a brothel.

Whatre you talking about?

Village Sub Chief Wozuma suddenly started talking about something ridiculous.

A brothel. In other words, a shop that used professional Onee-sans to do lewd things.

A bad place as far as a childs upbringing was concerned. Very bad.

Lets get a brothel.

No, I heard you. By brothel you mean *that*? I mean, the establishment meant for adults?

Yes, a brothel.

Do you want to die, Wozuma? You do know whos supporting the villages the inns owner, right?

Rather, Wozuma is Haku-sans pawn. Even if there were some people between him and Haku-san, even the part-timers could figure out the person backing Rokuko. Theres no way that someone as excellent as Wozuma doesnt know about Haku-san.

If Wozuma being the Village Sub-Chief was her doting on Rokuko, he should know that just bringing something like that anywhere near Rokuko would be enough to upset her.

There arent many women here and the number of frustrated men is rising. Its necessary in order to control that at worst, all of the employees might be assaulted.

Ah Id just like to say for them to go to Sia, do we really need one?

This is a mine, after all. Not having a brothel at a mine is rare.

So if theres a mine, theres a brothel that kind of thing?

Rather, its like wanting to dig into another kind of hole since youve already dug one kind? So fussy. Well, this mines actually a dungeon so its not like theyre actually digging holes. [2]

In truth, research has shown that areas with brothels have lower levels of crime and improved public safety.

He said that while putting a document down on the desk. Did you actually go and put that together?

He feels crazy passionate about it, his eyes even look bloodshot.

But I refuse. Have them go to Sia, theres even a road. [3]

Is that so Honestly, I thought that you might consider it because of their stepping massages, Village Chief. [4]

Nng! Gefu, geh, gofun! N-no, no can do. I said no, so no. [5]

Thats unfortunate.

Wozuma sighed. Perhaps he just wanted to go to it himself?

He should go to Sia then. Itd only take a few hours by wagon.

But Wozuma, I didnt expect you to propose like that. Did something happen?

No no, its just that peoples desire has been accumulating recently. Nothing in particular has happened.

Really now but there is a demand for it?

If youd like, how about you head off to a brothel in Sia with some of the people that want to? Like a holiday from the bar. Kinue-san could handle the bar while youre away if its just for two or three days.

No, the bar is my life. Thank you for your concern though, Village Chief Kehma.

Its not like there isnt stuff on my mind too, but for me its more wanting to sleep than my libido.

I know that its not like that for everyone, but I decided to reject building a brothel anyway.

*

That night.

I used Meat as a hug pillow as usual, but I had a strange dream.

The dream was me in our inns suite, I was sleeping on the bed.

Yep, I can do anything I want in a dream so theres no problem with that at all.

However, why is there some girl with pink hair who I have no recollection of sleeping with right next to me? Moreover, she doesnt have clothes on. Im not a lolicon though?

Hey, Village Chief-sama.

Whore you?

Huhu, I wonde

I kicked the little girl out of the bed.

W-what are you doing!? Doing that to such a cute girl!

You must be cold, too bad. Well then night.

Wait, please wait! W-why? I-is that it? Was I not shy enough? Sorry, please let me start over!

I rolled over, turning my back to the pink-haired girl who asked for a redo and closed me eyes.

Haaaah

P-please dont go to sleep! How about we do something good together, what do you think?

What, youre not going to start over? Go home then.

Sorry, Ill start over right now!

I blacked out for a moment.

When I came to, the pink-haired girl was sleeping next to me. Looks like shes wearing a white micro bikini this time. Yep, havent I said Im not a lolicon? Ah, I didnt, did I?

Y-you like it like this, dont you?

The little girl was blushing.

Not bothering to respond, I kicked her out of the bed.

Why? Why!? Arent I perfect!?

Haaaah

It wont work even if you pretend to sleep! Look, look! One of the little girls you love so much is spreading her legs right now, dont you want to see? Its fine to do whatever you want~. Hey hey~

I ignored her and tried getting back to sleep but she really is noisy, isnt she?

Alright, you said I can do whatever I want?

Yes! Youre dreaming right now, so you can do whatever naaaaughty thing you want. Socially revolting, disgusting, or even bizarre things, anythings OK! I await your desire!

Then lets see, Ill need a rope and a gagah.

A rope and gag popped into existence, I took the chance and prepared a blindfold as well.

Eh? Umm, where did those come from just now?

Its a dream right? They didnt have to come from anywhere. Its a dream, after all.

Wow, youre used to this who are you?

Well, keep still for a sec.

I attached a blindfold to the little girl as she waited there patiently. I then tied her up with the rope so that she couldnt move.

Ahn~ S-so tight!

Yeah yeah.

I put the gag in the girls mouth that started spouting a heated voice.

Now shes quiet. Good.

I laid back down in the bed.

You didnt do anything!?

Tch, you escaped? Maybe Ill use packing tape next?

Uwaaaan, theres something wrong with this guys head!

Huh? Did a half naked little girl just say theres something wrong with my head?

No, wouldnt it be strange for a human to make a move on a young girl?

But you should be venting your desires, this is a dream!

No thanks, Im good.

Eh, n-no way, youre already venting it enough in reality? A-are you a pervert?

Well, my desire to sleep is being vented enough since Im sleeping in reality, but thats no reason to call me a pervert.

Ah, Im getting cold, can I get in next to you?

Oh well. Its obvious thatd happen with what youre wearing.

I let the micro bikini girl into the futon.

Village Chief-samas so warm~

That so? Well, night. Get some good sleep okay? Youre still growing.

Kay~

The little girl said a pretty dodgy line when she got into the futon after I let her in, but she started to doze off.

Then, after making sure that her eyes were shut and was asleepI went to sleep as well.

Footnotes:

The title is a play on a Japanese meme. In short, the original is Woah, super strong little girl!like a magical girl or something. This title is the opposite, a really weak little girl. If you want to see a page that explains it, check it out here. (Its in Japanese though) Return

You get one guess as to what that other kind of hole is Return

The raw says Tsuia rather than Sia. Seeing as how Tsuia is a mountain(range), I think it was a typo on the authors part, so I altered it. Return

A stepping massage is the same kind of massage that Meat gave him a while back. Return

Err hes coughing here.