Third Dungeon Battle: End

[That mightve been the first time Ive laughed so hard. As I thought, Kehma-kun is the best when it comes to being amusing. Ah, dont worry, you havent been connected with the other teams since I started giving out your rewards.]

Hahaha, at least theres that. My dignity as a man seriously

I was able to take advantage of the situation to turn the topic away from skills. The result shouldve made it OK but just remembering it makes me want to cry.

A lot of stuff was exposed, but I was able to confirm some worthwhile things through Haku-sans investigation. Ill verify it again myself when I return.

Come to think of it, Kehma-san. Do you want the S-Rank adventurer title as a Hero?

No.

Heroes are normally forced into being S-Rank though?

Haku-san, wouldnt a Hero always staying at [Cave of Desires] bring too much attention?

Oh? I dont mind much either way. It wouldnt change much at this point. Rather, couldnt you use it as a deterrent against unnecessary problems?

That really does sound like an attractive proposal. However, it would also come with the responsibilities of being a Hero.

Dont Heroes have to work for the country in the event of an emergency?

Yes. That is why they are given preferential treatment.

Ill refuse. Im not a Hero, I am a Dungeon Master.

That absolutely doesnt want to work.

Ah, right. Maybe shell pardon me if I turn into Rokuko and ask nicely?

I should stop. That might just make her mad.

Well, its alright. You are a Dungeon Master after all.

Saying that, Haku-san returned to her chair.

[Father] gathered attention by clapping his hands. Monitors for Team Demon King and Team Dragon King appeared alongside the monitor showing [Father], so it looks like he communication to everyone this time.

[Now then, Haku, 5, 6. Id like you each to say something.]

From me as the winner of this competition 5, have you realized that you are just an ordinary lizard after all? From here on, please make sure keep that in mind and pay me tribute. You dont have to, of course. That is, if you dont think you can stomach the results of this competition that Otou-sama oversaw.

[Ugu! Gunuuun]

6. Please, show more discipline. To have someone refer to you as Jiji-sama, are you intending to disrespect Otou-sama? Ah, perhaps it has the meaning where you are an old fool? In that case, I have no qualms with it. Fufufu.

[Hmph. Ill overlook that.]

Haku-san, arent you just gloating!? Id be troubled if you caused a war to break out over this. Ah, was this actually not a Dungeon Battle but a serious war between nations? Thats super troublesome. [1]

[Im next then, I got second place 89, no, Haku. Were from the same series. Since Im an old man, arent you an old hag? Theres no point making yourself appear young. No, maybe its due to your inability to grow up mentally that youre still such a lass. Ha ha ha. Im so envious of your youth! Not having to face the truths of life must be nice.]

Oh? Whats this coming from the loser?

[Hmph. 666 may have lost, but she invested in an enhancement for herself. In the long run, the true winner will be 666.]

Fufu, so what are you saying? My Rokuko-chan preserved a considerable amount of the DP from this time. Enough to even do this another time.

Shes adding fuel to the fire. We just settled down and now shes trying to start it up again!

Itd be troublesome having to do this another time, so please spare me.

[Oi, its my turn next. Yeah? Good. This isnt my loss. This happened because of these three handicaps I had to deal with, next time]

Excuses are so uncouth.

[The losing lizard that only knows how to beat things with force should just keep silent. Its unsightly.]

Speaking of unsightly, 6

[Kakaka, thats it, Haku, you]

Ah, he went quiet. And then Haku-san and Core 6 started verbally attacking each other.

Aidi is looking at it happen from behind Core 6 like shes envious. Huh? Is she seeing this as a caring chat or something? No way, even if you look over here with that slightly excited look and rough breathing, Ill absolutely never have an argument with you like this one that could bring about a war!

Dont even look at Rokuko either! But youre friends, you say? No means no!

[Father] clapped his hands. With that, Haku-san and Core 6 immediately stopped their quarreling and looked at him.

[Otou-san is glad that everyone gets along so well. Its regrettable, but its about time. Would you care to say your goodbyes?]

[Hey 695 Rokuko! It may be true that your name was recognized by Tou-sama, but dont get so cocky! I wont lose again!]

[Oooi, 650! What are you doing, interrupting father while hes talking!? Looks like Ill have to educate you even more severely prepare yourself! 651, 652, you guys will take responsibility for this too!]

[Gekokooo!?]

[P-please forgive me, 5-samaaa!]

[Ha ha ha, I dont mind. I did ask for their goodbyes after all. Please go easy on them for their education, 5.]

When [Father] said that with a smile, 5 didnt say anything else.

Core 650s face was pale even though hes a snake though.

By the way, Aidi appeared to be staring at Rokukos face with a smile. As for Rokuko, well, she just smiled back with the feeling that she was smiling at a friend, butfor some reason, it feels like Aidi has the same aura as Haku-san.

Right, lets pretend I saw nothing.

[Well then, everyone, lets see each other again at the next assembly!]

The communication ended along with [Father]s final words.

With this, our third Dungeon Battle has come to an end.

It feels like it took a rather long time.

Footnotes:

I dont quite understand the third sentence from this line. Its a rhetorical self-question, where Kehma is asking himself Was it really a serious war between nations rather than several Dungeon Battles? However, I cant seem to figure out how that makes sense in context and how exactly to structure the sentence. Thus this footnote.