1,000 DP Machine Gun Gacha (x150)

The hundred fifty machine gun back-to-back 1,000 DP gacha finished.

For its results, ten monsters, with one hundred and forty skill scrolls and potions, as well as miscellaneous goods and armor.

In conclusion, we made a killing. I knew we would the moment that Rokuko started spinning them though.

Lets start with the monsters.

For fails: a flying squid, two marlin tuna, five sharks. For successes: a baby diamond shell turtle and an ammoknight.

Why are all of the things coming from the gacha water-type? Is it taking the location into account or is it thanks to Rokukos luck? There was no where to store the sharks and stuff so it was a great help that were so close to the sea. Where are they now? Theyre running free in the sea. Itd cause a huge commotion if there were people on the beach!

Ah, the flying squid is a mysterious existence that can soar through the air as though it were swimming underwater. I dont know if its good for both water and air, but its cool.

And then theres the turtle.

Oh? This is a jeweled turtle? A diamond type one, at that. It is still an infant, but even that would cost 50,000 DP to purchase you know?

How long does it take to grow up, and to what size?

Its about the size of those green turtles you can buy at festivals even at that size, theres a super clear diamond on its back.

It looks like itd be worth quite the sum of money.

They grow somewhere in the vicinity of one centimeter per year. Oh, come to think of it, jeweled turtle farms are a convenient way to earn DP. It takes around five years to recoup your investment, becoming pure profit after that. I recommend it for dungeon cores that dont use human farms The method will get worse if it gets too popular, so dont tell anyone.

Ah, of course.

Five years of waiting huh. Youd have to be pretty patient and you wouldnt even able to do it as a dungeon with low income because of their 50,000 DP starting cost.

Well, thinking about it as an investment, it might be a good idea to get a few of them now. Our current incomes enough and it should be a guaranteed return

Oh right, I was wondering, was Rokuko-chans ring made by raising a jeweled turtle? By making an orichalcum ring first, then putting it on a ruby types back. After growing for about a year, it might turn into an orichalcum ring encased in ruby? Then making it by filing it down afterwards perhaps. But still, you would need to pay careful attention so that no other impurities would make their way in, hmm alright, lets use this method to have a dwarf start slowly making a ring that matches Rokuko-chans

Haku-san started muttering as she thought about something, so lets check out the remaining rare result, the ammoknight.

Well, its official name as a monster is something like ammonite knight.

First off, its size. Its shell is about the size of a coffee table. The shell has a whirlpool pattern and isnt soft on the eyes at all.

As for whats inside the shell therere a lot of tentacles moving about like a nautilus. Its pretty disgusting if you look up close. It glides around in the water with them. Its defense is pretty high, so this guys pretty useful.

And for the knight eh, its knight. It uses a sword and shield. It moves around underwater like a knight does on land. A pretty strong person. Itll get weaker when it goes onto land, but its not as though it becomes completely immobile.

By the way, why were there so many things with tentacles this time? Sure, the tentacle slime and manga octopus can have them, but even the flying squid has them. [1]

Ah, maybe Rokukos desire for Tentacles/Goblins influenced it!?

No way, right?

Ah, the rest arent monsters, but this is everything.

Potions

28x Recovery Potion

35x Upper Class Recovery Potion

12x Mana Potion

14x Upper Class Mana Potion

4x Status Recovery Potion

1x Berserk Potion

1x Elixir

Scrolls

3x Scroll of Slash

10x Scroll of Ice Bolt

4x Scroll of Lightning

1x Scroll of Grow Weed

1x Scroll of Create Golem

1x Scroll of Summon Gargoyle

1x Scroll of Storage

13x Scroll of Healing

1x Scroll of Area Heal

Miscellaneous

1x Turtle Scrub Brush

1x Submersible Motor (Plastic Model Use)

4x Orichalcum Coin

1x School Swimsuit (Old Type: Deep Blue)

1x Bikini Armor

1x Fisher Shirt [2]

One hundred and forty in total.

Why are there more [Upper Class Recovery Potions] than [Low Class Recovery Potions]? Moreover, is [Elixir] what I think it is? A full heal? Its some sort of ointment, heeeh~

For scrolls, thirteen [Scroll of Healing] appeared theyre worth 100,000 DP each. The superior [Scroll of Area Heal] came out too. Theres even a [Scroll of Summon Gargoyle]. Seriously, too crazy.

As for the miscellaneous scrolls, I dont get why we got stuff like submersible motor or the orichalcum coin. We have a motor with no battery now. And really, why did the old school swimsuit, bikini armor and fisher shirt come out? 1,000 DP gacha, are you trying to dress Rokuko up?

By the way, [Elixir] costs 300,000 DP each, [Scroll of Area Heal] costs 250,000 DP each. Just buying those two from the catalog wouldve cost us practically all of the DP we had to use this time. Even the [Orichalcum Coin] is 100,000 DP each. We have four.

We got upwards of 2,000,000 DP in value from 150,000 DP. Thats not on the level of positive earnings! Thats a cheat, a cheat! Thats over 1000% in revenue!

If asked how much is going to be useful for this Dungeon Battle, Id say not muchnot. [Scroll of Summon Gargoyle] is awesome.

It looks like [Grow Weed] just takes magical power to grow weeds, but I could probably make it grow trees. Id use it when I go back home so that Haku-san wouldnt see. I would just be [Carrying Over] timber, so its alright.

I could even use the [Berserk Potion] on an enemy so theyd kill each other.

Furthermore, according to Haku-san, seeing the results

I wonder if she has a skill like Hero Watarus [Super Luck]?

I also wondered something like that.

Rokukos luck has to be from some sort of skill. Rather, please be from one.

Well, that Rokukos enjoying herself by playing with the scrub brush.

By the way, why are you so happy about that brush?

Eh? It matches that one Kehma bought a while back though? Arent you happy?

Well, even if they match, scrub brushes are a bit sensitive to talk about.

Footnotes:

Note that Keima uses manga here instead of toon. Intentional by the author, I think. Likely showing that Keima just nicknamed it something more Japanese. Return

A souvenir t-shirt fad from what I can tell. Written as [Umi (Ocean)], read as [Uminchu]. The word is on the t-shirt and is sold in Okinawa. People taking trips there on school trips and the like would all buy one and wear them for their stay, kind of like a Hawaiian flowery t-shirt. Heres an example of them being sold. If anyone is familiar with a more proper term for these than Fisher Shirt, please let me know!