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Omake 5

Fifth Omake

April Fools Day

Heeh, so the first of the fourth month is a day that its good to lie?

Thats right, Rokuko-san.

Because of that, the usual heroWataruintroduced April Fools Day to the dungeon.

Kehma! Today is a day where you absolutely cant lie!

Nn? That so.

It is!

Proudly, Rokuko stuck out her chest.

Ah, come to think of it, todays April 1st huh? On that subject, looks like Wataru said something.

So, what do you do on the day that you cant tell a lie?

Eh?

Well what kind of day is the day that you cant tell a lie? Nothing would change from normal days right?

Ah

Yep, Rokuko realized it A day where you cant lie, is in other words, nothing special for an ordinary person that lives honestly without lying even on special days!

Eh, no, umm I was lying when I said that it was a day that you cant lie on you know! Fufufu, you were tricked, Kehma.

It looks like she already gave up on her lie. She really has no willpower.

Oi Rokuko you lied, but todays a day where you cant lie.

T-thats not it! Today is really a day that its alright to lie on you know!

Its not good to lie I dont remember raising such a child!

Uguh, casually managing the dungeon for this year as it grew up isnt a reason to say you dont remember raising me!

Even if its fine to lie today it isnt that special for me. Really, Im an honest guy. Really.

Right, Rokuko, in truth, at some point my race changed from human into labyrinthian. You can see it on my status in the menu.

Eh? Really?

Status open.

Saying that, I showed a screen that looked like my status using Menu-sans memo function.

Name: Masuda Keima

Race: Labyrinthian

HP: 100/100

MP: 50/50

Attack Power: 21

Magical Power: 67

Wisdom: 83

Agility: 30

Willpower: 50

Luck: 50

And that was it. The values were suitable. By the way, though I wrote it in Japanese, Rokuko was able to read the memo properly as well. I wonder if its in range of the translation functions scope, like the DP catalog?

Heeh, so thats it.

Heres Rokukos.

Name: Rokuko Dungeon Core

Race: Dungeon Core

HP: 100/100

MP: 10/10

Attack Power: None

Magical Power: Doesnt Know Any

Wisdom: Rising Recently

Agility: Klutz

Willpower: 5

Luck: 9999

The values were suitable. Half of them werent numbers though.

O-ooh, whats with the klutz!?

Well, you are a klutz.

Ah! But my luck is amazing you know!?

Yep, as expected of Rokuko.

Labyrinthian huh, Kehma evolved! I wonder if thats something better than me? As expected of my partner in mind and body!

Rokuko was smiling happily.

Crap, the status was a lie you know~ Did I miss the timing?

Dont you find it weird that part of your status is written in letters? Oi.

Wait, I get it, this is the first time Rokukos seen something like a status. If thats the case she doesnt know whats normal huh.

Sorry, this status is a fake one I made.

Eeh!? Really!?

Really.

I know about April Fools Day.

Gunu, you knew after all But even so, Kehma. Those status windows you made for Rei, Kinue-san, and Nerune got me.

Eh? I didnt make statuses for them though?

No way, is that a new feature? When I opened the menu to look, Rokuko spoke.

Ah, thats a lie you know?

Rokuko smiled.

I fell for it. Im slightly mortified.

Well, she was probably satisfied with that, since the rest of the day went on without anything weird happening.