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Omake 3

Its Christmas

Christmasthat is, something entirely irrelevant to other worlds, having nothing to do with them. A religious event.

So in other words, those that know about it can arbitrarily do whatever they want. It could even be a religious event for the other world.

Heeh, so Christmas is for celebrating the birth of an amazing person?

Yeah, you can get gifts in exchange for socks.

Feasts meat chicken cant wait.

Crosses? Those arent really weak spots for vampires eh? Holy objects? Ah, those are weak spots. They dont affect me though.

Oh, I should prepare one of those Christmas trees.

Another worlds religious event? Are there any magical nuances to it as well?

And like that, I taught everyone various things about Christmas.

Hmm? There was something strange mixed in there? Hahaha. Whatre you saying, I am Christmas! Nothing I do is weird.

Because of that, Christmas is a way for me to obtain the fated victory socks.

I can already see the ending.

I greet the day, the 24th day of the 12th month in this other world.

Kehma-san, Merry Christmas! Ah, is Blackdog-san doing well?

Ah. I completely forgot about the hero (Wataru).

He always comes to pay his debt around the fifteenth. I thought he was a bit slow, but so this is what he was thinking!

Huh? H-huh? That thing there, could it be a Christmas tree? S-so Kehma-san was a Japanese person after all

I was told about it. By my father.

A-ah, yeah. Well, its great that theres someone else to talk about Christmas stuff with here!

Tch.

Blackdog-san, do you know about Santa Claus!?

Goshujin-sama taught me.

Asked a question by Wataru, Meat responded curtly.

Oi, dont say too much. My Santa is set to exchange presents for socks. Ill sew your mouth up if you say it.

Hes a holy man that invades the homes of good children, putting presents into their socks!

? Nn?

Oookay keep your mouth shut. Dont talk any more.

Was Blackdog-san a good child? If so, Santa might give you a present too!

Good, child? I see

Oi, you hero. Come here for a sec.

I called Wataru over to the corner of the dining room.

Whats up Kehma-san? You want me to spread the event around as a Japanese?

Could you not say so much? I havent arranged anything like that here.

Its alright. Ill be Santa today. I prepared a present shed be delighted to have after all!

Yeah, I prepared something as well. Something to trade for their socks!

Incidentally, I prepared things for Rokuko-san, Nerune-san, Rei-san, and Kinue-san as well. Ah, I even brought something for Kehma-san! Its something useful for adventure as well as daily life, a cup magic tool that you can get one glass of water from per day. Here you go.

He handed me a paper-wrapped package tied up with wrapping string O-oh, thanks. Its not like I can say that I dont need it though.

I put lace ribbons and things like that on the others. Fufufu, Kehma-san, please help me with placing the presents!

The gifts I prepared seem to be getting overshadowed huh well, it was a lot of effort. Ill take charge and place them.

Mu. Its unfortunate that I cant do it myself, but sneaking into a girls bedroom would be a bit Thanks.

Good, now the damage will be kept to a minimum.

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That night.

When I went into Meats room to put her presents there, she jumped out from hiding in the doors blindspot and pinned me down.

Santa, even if Goshujin-sama isnt a [Good Child], please give him a present too!

Yep, that makes me happy.

But whats so bad about a dungeon master ripping off a hero?

Ah, Id be surprised if I got something though.