Lazy Dungeon Master - Chapter 122
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Can she revive because shes a saintess? Or is it that shes a saintess because she can revive? I dont know, but at any rate, Saintess-sama can revive. The fact of the matter is that three days have passed and shes challenged the dungeon each day. Shed return by death and take a long rest in the suite each time.

Her daily DP worth would lower ten percent each time she died, returning back to 250 DP after a while. Wed get about 1500 DP each time she died. I dont really get what kind of mechanisms behind it at all, but it feels like the same effect as Feni the phoenixs. Maybe its some kind of skill?

Rather, dying to so many easy traps despite being a B-rank adventurer. It doesnt seem like she gets caught by the same trap twice though

This world is managed by the Light God. Dungeons are things made by demons in order to hinder the Light Gods management. Thats why we must all destroy dungeons. So, will you please give me the right to destroy the dungeon core?

Nope.

While recovering, Saintess-sama visited me.

Its super annoying that I have to talk to her each and every time. Aah, theres no doubt about it this girls my worst enemy. Furthermore, since she was getting a hold of me through contacting the village sub-chief, heWozumahad to take part as well.

Whaaa even though I preached to this extent

Its because the dungeon is under this countrys management. Oh, right, please get permission from the adventurer guilds guild head as well.

Thats unreasonable. The dungeon is in your village, so it is your property as the village chief you know!

No its not! Well, it is, but thats not the point!

I decided to change the topic to avoid the subject.

Come to think of it, didnt you come with an attendant? Where are they?

Its better if he isnt together with me. If I had to say why, its to be safe.

Oh, even though you are Saintess-sama are you safe by yourself?

Yeah, he has a simple altar. As you know, saints can revive countless times so long as there is an altar.

As I know, huh. I guess its well-known in the Holy Kingdom?

Rather, altars that get used as something like a safety zone for saints to safely revive at those exist?

Ive never heard of that. Wozuma, did you know?

No, this is also my first time hearing it Saintess-sama, Ive never heard that before.

Oh my, please excuse my rudeness. It is common sense in the Holy Kingdom.

How would I know then? Either way, she just let the secret to her immortality slip. Or maybe shes actually probing information from us?

Is it really common sense in the Holy Kingdom and shes just careless? Shes been looking to be careless so far, but I cant put aside the possibility that its an act. Otherwise, shes just too much of an airhead.

Even her obstinately trying to get my permission, she may have seen through me being the dungeon master yep, thats a scary thought. Its scary that I cant say its impossible.

However, if this Saintess-sama is seriously just an airheaded child, theres no point in me being anxious grah, she plays dirty!

Moreover, her coming and asking me to hand over the dungeon cores destruction rights either directly or indirectly is extremely grating to my nerves. Village Sub-Chief Wozuma wont even join in the discussion unless I pull him in either. Lets split this hardship, alright? Ill leave about a hundred percent to you.

We talked idly for about an hour after that with me being careful to not promise anything before Saintess-sama took her leave.

And thats how much of my sleeping time was taken away from me. Did she leave because she felt some killing intent building up?

Shed revive anyways.

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Now then, setting aside the saintess, back to the black wolf, Rin. Ive been sending messenger golems for it to eat as [Flavors] several times now.

Today, I decided to test what looks to be its weak point again today.

Oooi, Rin. I came to play!

[ Kuwaaaafu, what, Kehma? Youre here, again. What flavor, today? Can I taste?]

Yeah, go for the right arm for now.

I held out the golems right arm to Rin, who bit it off in one go. It doesnt hesitate or hold back anymore. Even poisoned, the golem is an all-you-can-eat buffet. Well, I guess theres not much to actually eat.

As it started to crunch the arm into bits, Rins face grimaced and it spat out the splintered golem arm. I stuffed plenty into the arm for todays flavor. Plenty of salt, that is.

[Awroo? Peh, peh peh!]

Oh? Whats up, Rin? Doesnt taste good?

[Its horrible! This is not, a flavor! You can just, go back, already.]

Dont say that, lets talk some more. Some weird persons been hanging around recently and stressing me out.

[T-that so that stress, so thats why, theres such a, bad taste? Mmm.]

Salt. Yep, Rins weak point is salt. Although hydrochloric acid looked like it was going to be effective too, salt is the worst. I mean, it said that although the acid was a bit tingly, it tasted good.

Its just salt, maybe its because it has a holy attribute to it? Like purification salt or something. Maybe its also that salt pulls away moisture from it?

At any rate, of the various things I tried out, the only thing Rin said was too horrible to eat was salt. When I fed it a full body with salt in it, it writhed and spat it back out. Today it did that with just a single arm of it.

Alright, lets go with making a ton of anti-Rin iron armor with rock salt in it.

[Hey, Kehma. Its already, about right, to call you, my follower, I think. Right?]

Hmm? Really?

[Really. You, give food, to me. Therefore, youre my, follower.]

I get it, I have been feeding it every day after all.

Wait, no way did I actually succeed in taming it?

[Moreover, even though, that was horrible, you dont stop, bringing good flavors. Youre, a good guy.]

You saying that makes it worth the effort.

[Thats why, so that you dont, get any worse tasting Ill help, get rid of, your stress.]

Really!? Thank you!

Then again, Rin is the source of about half of my current stress.

Should I try asking it to move from this room? Ive been thinking some excuse for it to move thats as gentle as possible. Right nows the only time I can use it!

Aah, in truth, Rin being in this room is pretty stressing to me as well

[Mu!? My, fault!?]

Yeah. Really, this place is my toilet, you know? Since Rins been here so long, I havent been able to, you know

[Wait, wait. T-this is, your restroom? Thats err, golems use, restrooms?]

Oh, thank goodness. Since Rin itself didnt appear to need to relieve itself, I was a bit worried it wouldnt understand what I meant.

Yeah Its embarrassing, but this really is the place I use. Wanna see?

[Eeeh!? H-hold up, y-you dont need, to show me, that!]

No no, you wouldnt believe something like a golem needing to use the restroom without seeing it right? Wait a moment, Ill do it now hmph!

I had the messenger golem squat and took out a light magic tool in a manner so that Rin wouldnt see it.

Then, like that, I let it drop to the floor with a bang and shine.

Phew, much better now. Here, check it out.

[Whaa!?]

Next, I had the dummy core retrieve the light magic tool From Rins point of view, itd probably look like the the dummy core just sucked up a golems excrement.

See, dirty right? Something you absolutely wouldnt want to eat, yeah? That was the feint.

After that, a message came in from Rokuko, whod just retrieved the light magic tool in the master room.

[You know, Kehma even if its a dummy core, it feels horrible using a dungeon core like that.]

It couldnt be helped, endure it.

I also thought it was horrible. It wouldnt be effective if it wasnt such a horrible thing.

[ U-understood. Ill leave, this room but Kehma, your, uh, feces, it shines is it warm?]

Yeah, its sticky too. Want to feel? I can do it again if you want? Its hard to do it with someone watching, but theres more where that came from

[No, its okay. Im good But, mmmm. Is there, a room, about this warm?]

Hm? If you like it like this, I can warm up another room to be about the same. Give me a sec.

[W-wait! Dont, smear that stuff, in the room, alright!?]

Dont say something so vulgar. Well, I get what you mean, so dont worry.

But you know, when you go and swallow things whole you get everything, feces included. I wont actually say that though.

I wont. Ill just mess with the temperature. Leave it to me.

[Thats good, then.]

I succeeded in taming Rin.

I unintentionally pumped my fists with the messenger golem.