how do i get on that? Billy thought. Billy thought. do i get in maybe? do i get in maybe?

What came bucking over the hills was Architeuthis Architeuthis in its tank, the great glass rectangle pitching like a canoe, Formalin sloshing up against the see-through lid and spraying out of edges, in drips, leaving a damp trail in the dust. The kraken in its tank whinnied and reared, the long-dead flesh of the animal sliding. in its tank, the great glass rectangle pitching like a canoe, Formalin sloshing up against the see-through lid and spraying out of edges, in drips, leaving a damp trail in the dust. The kraken in its tank whinnied and reared, the long-dead flesh of the animal sliding.

champion champion One instant Billy was in that dream. The next he was awake, his eyes open, staring at the ceiling of the flat to which Dane had taken him. He breathed in, out. Listened to the silence of the room.

The nonexistent person the flat belonged to was a professional woman, a GP, judging from the books on shelves and certificates on walls. She had never lived, but her ghost was everywhere. The furniture and decorations were tastefully and carefully patterned. Amulets and wards were hidden behind curtains. They were on the second floor of a shared house.

Dane was sleeping in the bedroom. "We're going to talk to Wati tomorrow," he had said. "We need to get some shuteye." Billy was on the sofa. He lay, staring at the moulding on the ceiling, trying to work out what had woken him. He had felt a scraping like some fingernail against something.

All the tiny noises of air and the shuffling of his clothes, his head against the cushion, ended. He sat up and there were still no sounds. In that unnatural quiet what he heard, for a clear second, was the rolling grind of glass on marble. His eyes widened. He felt something vibrate against glass. Without knowing how, he was standing a little way from the sofa, now by the window, pulling back curiously resistant limp curtains. He was wearing his glasses.

A man was on the windowsill outside. Another was on the ground, looking up. Billy did not even feel surprise. The first man was gripping a downpipe, scoring at the glass of the window with a cutter. He and his companion were motionless. Not even the midnight clouds moved. Billy dropped the corner of curtain, and it fell instantly back into the draped shape it had been in.

He knew this would not last more than another few seconds. He did not try to wake Dane, did not think there was time, nor that Dane would move if he tried. He took a step and felt air move again, heard the tiny shifting of the living world. The curtains wafted.

With astoundingly silent motion the intruder opened the window. He began to come through, a lumpy shape being born from the split between curtains. Billy grabbed him in a half-remembered judo hold, around his neck, rolled him onto the floor, choked him fast and hard. The man made tiny sounds. He rose onto all fours, braced and shoved, rising from prone to standing in an impossible corkscrew jump that crushed Billy into a wall.

The door to the bedroom opened and there was Dane, his fists clenched, dark as a man-shaped hole. He crossed the room in three freakishly nimble steps, smacked the incomer in his jaw, sending his head snapping backward. The man dropped, deadweight.

Billy clicked his fingers and caught Dane's eye. He pointed down through the curtains: there's another one there's another one. Dane nodded. He whispered, "Handcuffs in my bag. Gag him, lock him."

Without drawing the curtains, Dane reached round their edges and began to pull the window open. The curtains gusted as cold air came in. There was a curt whisper and a thwack. One curtain jerked and shuddered around a new hole. An arrow jutted from the ceiling.

Dane vaulted through the window. Billy gasped. The big man dropped the two full storeys, twisting, landed low and silently in the building's shrubby front garden. He went straight for the man, who ran with a bolt-gun in his hand. They went very fast into and back out of the streetlamp light. Billy tried to watch as he found the cuffs and locked the unconscious intruder to a radiator, stuffed a sock in his mouth and tied it in place with a pair of the invented woman's tights.

The front door opened. Billy stood ready, but it was Dane who entered, breathing heavily, his belly shaking. "Get your shit."

"Did you get him?" Billy said. Dane nodded. He looked grim. "Who are they?" Billy said. "Tattoo's guys?" Dane went into the bedroom.

"What do you mean?" he said. "Ain't he got a proper face? He's not some walking machine, is he? Nah. That's Clem. The other geezer's Jonno. Say hello. Hello Clem," he said to the gagged man. He swung his bag up. "Oops," he said. "Looks like the Teuthex does know about some of these hideouts." He gave an unhappy little laugh.

Clem met Dane's eyes and breathed snottily into his gag. "Hey, Clem," Dane said. "How you doing, mate? How's everything? Going alright, mate? Good, good." Dane went through Clem's pockets. He took what money he found, Clem's phone. In his pack he found another of those little spearguns.

"Krak's sake, Clem, mate, look at you," Dane said. "You put all this effort into getting me and you're happy to sit there like lemons while someone walks off with God. I got a message for the Teuthex. Tell him this, alright, Clem? When he comes to pick you up, you give him this message, okay? You tell him he's a disgrace disgrace. You all are. I'm I'm not the one who's exiled. I'm the one doing God's work. I'm the church, now. It's the rest of you who's excofuckingmunicated. You tell him that." He patted Clem's cheek. Clem watched through bloodshot eyes. not the one who's exiled. I'm the one doing God's work. I'm the church, now. It's the rest of you who's excofuckingmunicated. You tell him that." He patted Clem's cheek. Clem watched through bloodshot eyes.

"Where are we going to go?" Billy said. "If they know your safe houses, we're screwed."

"They know this one. I'll have to keep more careful. I'll stick to the newest ones."

"And what if they know them too?"

"Then we're screwed."

"WHAT WOULD THEY DO TO US?" BILLY SAID. DANE DROVE THEM IN A newly stolen car. newly stolen car.

"What would they do to you?" you?" he said. "Lock you up. Make you tell them what you see at night. What would they do to me? Apostasy, mate. Capital crime." He took the car past a canal, where rubbish scabbed the edges of a lock and the streetlights were cold and silver. he said. "Lock you up. Make you tell them what you see at night. What would they do to me? Apostasy, mate. Capital crime." He took the car past a canal, where rubbish scabbed the edges of a lock and the streetlights were cold and silver.

"What do they think they're going to find out from me?"

"I'm not a priest," Dane said.

"I'm not a prophet," Billy said. Dane did not reply. "Why aren't you asking me what I dream? Don't you care?"

Dane shrugged. "What do you dream?"

"Ask me what I dreamed tonight."

"What did you dream tonight?"

"I dreamed I was riding the Architeuthis Architeuthis like Clint Eastwood. In the Wild West." like Clint Eastwood. In the Wild West."

"Well, there you go."

"But it was ..." It was still in the tank. It was still dead and bottled It was still in the tank. It was still dead and bottled.

The night opened up as they turned onto a main street, an avenue of neon, crudely drawn illuminated fried chicken and the three globes of pawnbrokers. "You did well, Billy. Clem's no pushover. He'll get out of there before long. Where'd you learn to fight?"

"He was about to kill me."

"You did well, man." Dane nodded.

"Something happened. And it was was to do with the dream." to do with the dream."

"Well, that's what I'm saying."

"When I woke up nothing was moving."

"Not even a mouse?"

"Listen. The world. It was all ..."

"Like I said, mate," Dane said. "I ain't a priest. Krakens move in mysterious ways."

It didn't feel like the kraken moving, Billy thought. Something was doing something. But it didn't feel like the kraken, or any god Something was doing something. But it didn't feel like the kraken, or any god.

Chapter Thirty-One

WORD GOT AROUND. IT DOES THAT. A CITY LIKE CITY LIKE L LONDON WAS always going to be a paradox, the best of it so very riddled with the opposite, so Swiss-cheesed with moral holes. There'd be all those alternative pathways to the official ones and to those that made Londoners proud: there'd be quite contrary tendencies. always going to be a paradox, the best of it so very riddled with the opposite, so Swiss-cheesed with moral holes. There'd be all those alternative pathways to the official ones and to those that made Londoners proud: there'd be quite contrary tendencies.

There, there was no state worth shit, no sanctions but self-help, no homeostasis but that of violence. The specialist police dipped in, and were tolerated as a sect or offhandedly killed like cack-handed anthropologists. "Oh, here we go, FSRC again," wink wink stab stab.

Even absent a sovereign, things in London chugged on effectively. Might made right, and that was no moral precept but a statement of simple fact. It really was law, this law enforced by bouncers, bruisers and bounty hunters, venal suburban shoguns. Absolutely Fanny Adams to do with justice. Have your opinions about that, by all means-London had its social bandits-but that was fact.

So when a power put out word it was looking for a hunt-and-fetch, that was like police-band radio-an announcement of forthcoming law and order. "Tattoo? Seriously? He's got plenty of his own muscle. What's he employing outsiders for?"

The last time was when he had stopped being human and become the Tattoo, when Grisamentum had trapped him in a prison of someone else's flesh. "Whoever brings me Grisamentum's head has the run of the city," was what he had said then. When renowned personhunters who'd taken up that commission were found ostentatiously dead, the enthusiasm for it had ebbed. The Tattoo had gone unrevenged.

Now a new situation. Anyone up for a job? Anyone up for a job?

They met in a nightclub in Shepherd's Bush, its doors roped off behind a "Private Party" sign. It had been a long time since the last trade-fair. The gathered bountymen and -women cautiously and courteously greeted each other, no one breaking protocol, the market-peace of the room. If they met in the course of competing for their quarry, whatever it was, then, sure, there would be blood, but just then they sipped drinks and ate the nibbles provided, and it was all "How was Gehenna?" and "I heard you got a new grimoire."

They had checked their weapons; a pebble-skinned man guarded a cloakroom of Berettas, sawn-off shotguns, maggot-whips. They gathered in little groups according to micropolitics and magic allergies. Perhaps two-thirds of the people in the room could have walked down any high street without causing consternation, if in some cases they changed their clothes. They wore every kind of urban uniform and ranged in ethnicity across the whole of London's variety.

There was a whole slew of skill-sets in the room: miracle-sniffing, unwitchery, iron blood. Some of those present worked in teams, some alone. Some had no occult skills at all, were only extraordinarily lucky with contacts and good at everyday soldierly expertises like killing. Of the others, there were those who would disguise themselves when they left this congenial atmosphere: the miasmic entities drifting at head-height like demon-faced farts would reenter their hosts; the huge woman dressed in a reverse-polarity rainbow would reinstitute her little glamour and be a teenager in a supermarket uniform again.

"Who's here?" Muttered censuses. "He's got everyone. Nu-Thuggers, St. Kratosians, the lot."

"No gunfarmers."

"Yeah, I I heard they were in the city. Not here, thank God. Maybe they're on another gig. Tell you who heard they were in the city. Not here, thank God. Maybe they're on another gig. Tell you who is is here. See the bloke over there?" here. See the bloke over there?"

"The twat dressed like a new romantic?"

"Yeah. Know who he is? A Chaos Nazi."

"No!"

"Shit you not. All limits out the window, obviously."

"I don't know how I feel about that ..."

"We're here now. Might as well see what's on the table."

THERE WAS A COMMOTION ON THE STAGE. TWO OF THE T TATTOO'S enforcers stepped forward in their uniform of jeans and jackets, wearing helmets as they always did, not speaking. They cracked their knuckles and swung their arms. enforcers stepped forward in their uniform of jeans and jackets, wearing helmets as they always did, not speaking. They cracked their knuckles and swung their arms.

Between them was a ruined man. He was slack-mouthed and empty-eyed; not so much balding as threadbare, his scalp pitiably tufted. His skin looked like rotting, soaked wood. He walked in tiny little steps. Protruding from his shoulder like some grotesque pirate parrot was a boxy CCTV camera. It clicked and whirred, and swivelled on its stalk in the man's flesh. It scanned the room.

The nude man would have kept walking, fallen from the edge of the stage, but one of the helmeted guards held out an arm and stopped him a foot from the edge. He swayed.

"Gentlemen," he said suddenly, in a deep staticky voice. His eyes did not move. "Ladies. Let's get to business. I'm sure you've heard the rumours. They're true. The following are the facts. One. The kraken lately stored in the Natural History Museum has been nicked. By persons unknown. I have my suspicions, but I'm not here to feed you ideas. All I'd say is the people you think are dead have a habit of not being, especially in this bloody city. I'm sure you've noticed. No one should've been able to get that thing out. It was guarded by an angel of memory.

"Two. There was a man in my custody, name of Billy Harrow. Knows something about this. I didn't think he did, but more fool me. He did a bunk. That's not alright with me.

"Three. Word is that Mr. Harrow was aided in his unacceptable bunk-doing by one Dane Parnell." A murmur went around the room. "Long-time stalwart of the Church of God Kraken. Now, Dane Parnell has been excommunicated." excommunicated." The muttering got a lot louder. "From what we gather, the whys of that have something to do with his making Billy Harrow his bumboy. The muttering got a lot louder. "From what we gather, the whys of that have something to do with his making Billy Harrow his bumboy.

"Four. There's something badly bollocksed up with the universe right now, as I'm sure you know, and it's something to do with this squid. So. Here's the commission.

"I want war. I want terror.

"I want, in descending order: the kraken, or any sign of it; Billy Harrow-alive; Dane Parnell-couldn't give a shit. Let me stress that I do not give a tinker's shit what you do on the way. I do not want anyone to feel safe as long as I don't have what I want. Dane Parnell-couldn't give a shit. Let me stress that I do not give a tinker's shit what you do on the way. I do not want anyone to feel safe as long as I don't have what I want.

"Now ..." The voice in the sick man's throat got crafty. "I'm going to pay a stupid amount for this. But cash on delivery only. This is no-win-no-fee. Take it or leave it. I can tell you, though, that anyone who delivers the kraken will not have to work again. And Billy Harrow'll give you a good couple of years off." The camera scanned the room again. "Questions?"

The swastika-wearing man in mascara texted a set of exclamation marks to a comrade. A renegade Catholic priest fingered his dog collar. A shaman whispered to her fetish.

"Oh, shit." The voice came from a mild-looking young man in a shabby jacket whose creative gunplay would astonish most people who met him. "Oh shit." He bolted. The man hunted by empathic homing, an annoying side effect of which, in his case, was an allergy to other people's greed (not, he regularly thanked Providence, his own). The gust of venality that had gone through the room at that moment was strong enough that he never had any hope of reaching the toilets before vomiting.

Chapter Thirty-Two

"THIS IS A LIST OF PEOPLE WHO OWE ME FAVOURS, WHO AIN'T IN the church, and who won't screw me over," Dane said. There were not many names. They were in a hide way out in zone four, in what both was, and mystically masqueraded as, a deserted squat. They were waiting for Wati. the church, and who won't screw me over," Dane said. There were not many names. They were in a hide way out in zone four, in what both was, and mystically masqueraded as, a deserted squat. They were waiting for Wati.

"What's a-does that say 'chameleon'?" Billy said. "That name rings a bell ..."

Dane smiled. "Jason. He's the one I said. He goes from job to job. Yeah, him and me go back." He smiled at some reminiscence. "He'll help if it comes to it. But it's Wati who's our main man, no question."

"Where was that workshop where the Tattoo had me?" Billy said.

"What do you want to know for? Have you got some stupid idea, Billy?"

"What would be stupid? You're a soldier, aren't you? You're worried about the Tattoo getting hold of your god. Is there a reason we're not taking all this to him? You know I want to do whatever I can to him. I'm honest about that. And Goss and Subby. We want the same thing, you and me. If we can mess with them, everyone's happy. Except them. Which is the point, right?"

"Billy," Dane said. "We ain't going to be storming the Tattoo's place. Not without an army. First off I don't know where he is, not for certain. That's one one of his gaffs, but you never know where he's going to be, or where that workshop'll be. Second, his guards? They're not nothing. And plus he's one of the biggest powers in London. Everyone owes him a favour, or money, or their life, or something. We mess with him we're bringing down no end of shit on ourselves, of his gaffs, but you never know where he's going to be, or where that workshop'll be. Second, his guards? They're not nothing. And plus he's one of the biggest powers in London. Everyone owes him a favour, or money, or their life, or something. We mess with him we're bringing down no end of shit on ourselves, even if even if we got to him, which we wouldn't." we got to him, which we wouldn't."

"Has he got ...? Can he ...?" Billy swirled his hands suggestively.

"Knacks? It ain't about knacks with him: it's about money and smarts and pain. Look, someone out there has the kraken, and no one knows who. The only thing we've got at the moment is that Tattoo's as buggered by that as us. I know you want to ... But we can't waste time going after him. What'll screw him over worse worse is if we get hold of it. He's too big to hunt, I'm sorry. We're just two guys. With my know-how and your dreams. is if we get hold of it. He's too big to hunt, I'm sorry. We're just two guys. With my know-how and your dreams.

"You should start dreaming for us. You can't pretend they're nothing anymore: what you're seeing's real. You know that. The kraken's telling us things. So you got to dream for us."

"Whatever it is I'm dreaming," Billy said carefully, "I don't think it's the kraken."

"What the hell else would it be?" Dane did not sound angry, but pleading. "Someone is doing doing something to it." He shook his head and closed his eyes. something to it." He shook his head and closed his eyes.

"Can you torture a dead god?" Billy said.

"'Course you can. You can torture a dead god. You can torture anything. And the universe don't like like it-that's what's got the fortune-tellers sick." it-that's what's got the fortune-tellers sick."

"I have to tell Marge Leon's dead." Billy rubbed his chin. "She should-"

"I don't know what this is about, mate," said Dane, without looking at him. "But you better let it go. You ain't going to talk to no one. You can't. It's for your sake and it's for her sake too. You think you'd be doing her a favour if you got her interested? I know this ain't really about her, but still ..." He left Billy feeling unfinished.

On the floor between them was a plastic gnome. They were waiting for Wati. Dane showed Billy truncheon strikes using a wooden spoon, showed him slowed-down punches and neck locks. "You did good," he said.