Fool. If thou wert my fool, nuncle, I'ld have thee beaten for being old before thy time.

Lear. How's that?

Fool. Thou shouldst not have been old till thou hadst been wise.

Lear. O, let me not be mad, not mad, sweet heaven!

Keep me in temper; I would not be mad!

[Enter a Gentleman.]

How now? Are the horses ready?

Gent. Ready, my lord.

Lear. Come, boy.

Fool. She that's a maid now, and laughs at my departure, Shall not be a maid long, unless things be cut shorter Exeunt.

> ACT II. Scene I.A court within the Castle of the Earl of Gloucester.Enter [Edmund the] b.a.s.t.a.r.d and Curan, meeting.Edm. Save thee, Curan.Cur. And you, sir. I have been with your father, and given him notice that the Duke of Cornwall and Regan his d.u.c.h.ess will be here with him this night.Edm. How comes that?Cur. Nay, I know not. You have heard of the news abroad- I mean the whisper'd ones, for they are yet but ear-kissing arguments?Edm. Not I. Pray you, what are they?Cur. Have you heard of no likely wars toward 'twixt the two Dukes of Cornwall and Albany?Edm. Not a word.Cur. You may do, then, in time. Fare you well, sir. Exit.Edm. The Duke be here to-night? The better! best!This weaves itself perforce into my business.My father hath set guard to take my brother; And I have one thing, of a queasy question, Which I must act. Briefness and fortune, work!Brother, a word! Descend! Brother, I say!Enter Edgar.My father watches. O sir, fly this place!Intelligence is given where you are hid.You have now the good advantage of the night.Have you not spoken 'gainst the Duke of Cornwall?He's coming hither; now, i' th' night, i' th' haste, And Regan with him. Have you nothing said Upon his party 'gainst the Duke of Albany?Advise yourself.Edg. I am sure on't, not a word.Edm. I hear my father coming. Pardon me!In cunning I must draw my sword upon you.Draw, seem to defend yourself; now quit you well.- Yield! Come before my father. Light, ho, here!Fly, brother.- Torches, torches!- So farewell.Exit Edgar.Some blood drawn on me would beget opinion Of my more fierce endeavour. [Stabs his arm.] I have seen drunkards Do more than this in sport.- Father, father!- Stop, stop! No help?Enter Gloucester, and Servants with torches.Glou. Now, Edmund, where's the villain?Edm. Here stood he in the dark, his sharp sword out, Mumbling of wicked charms, conjuring the moon To stand 's auspicious mistress.Glou. But where is he?Edm. Look, sir, I bleed.Glou. Where is the villain, Edmund?Edm. Fled this way, sir. When by no means he could- Glou. Pursue him, ho! Go after. [Exeunt some Servants].By no means what?Edm. Persuade me to the murther of your lordship; But that I told him the revenging G.o.ds 'Gainst parricides did all their thunders bend; Spoke with how manifold and strong a bond The child was bound to th' father- sir, in fine, Seeing how loathly opposite I stood To his unnatural purpose, in fell motion With his prepared sword he charges home My unprovided body, lanch'd mine arm; But when he saw my best alarum'd spirits, Bold in the quarrel's right, rous'd to th' encounter, Or whether gasted by the noise I made, Full suddenly he fled.Glou. Let him fly far.Not in this land shall he remain uncaught; And found- dispatch. The n.o.ble Duke my master, My worthy arch and patron, comes to-night.By his authority I will proclaim it That he which find, him shall deserve our thanks, Bringing the murderous caitiff to the stake; He that conceals him, death.Edm. When I dissuaded him from his intent And found him pight to do it, with curst speech I threaten'd to discover him. He replied, 'Thou unpossessing b.a.s.t.a.r.d, dost thou think, If I would stand against thee, would the reposal Of any trust, virtue, or worth in thee Make thy words faith'd? No. What I should deny (As this I would; ay, though thou didst produce My very character), I'ld turn it all To thy suggestion, plot, and d.a.m.ned practice; And thou must make a dullard of the world, If they not thought the profits of my death Were very pregnant and potential spurs To make thee seek it.'Glou. Strong and fast'ned villain!Would he deny his letter? I never got him.Tucket within.Hark, the Duke's trumpets! I know not why he comes.All ports I'll bar; the villain shall not scape; The Duke must grant me that. Besides, his picture I will send far and near, that all the kingdom May have due note of him, and of my land, Loyal and natural boy, I'll work the means To make thee capable.Enter Cornwall, Regan, and Attendants.Corn. How now, my n.o.ble friend? Since I came hither (Which I can call but now) I have heard strange news.Reg. If it be true, all vengeance comes too short Which can pursue th' offender. How dost, my lord?Glou. O madam, my old heart is crack'd, it's crack'd!Reg. What, did my father's G.o.dson seek your life?He whom my father nam'd? Your Edgar?Glou. O lady, lady, shame would have it hid!Reg. Was he not companion with the riotous knights That tend upon my father?Glou. I know not, madam. 'Tis too bad, too bad!Edm. Yes, madam, he was of that consort.Reg. No marvel then though he were ill affected.'Tis they have put him on the old man's death, To have th' expense and waste of his revenues.I have this present evening from my sister Been well inform'd of them, and with such cautions That, if they come to sojourn at my house, I'll not be there.Corn. Nor I, a.s.sure thee, Regan.Edmund, I hear that you have shown your father A childlike office.Edm. 'Twas my duty, sir.Glou. He did bewray his practice, and receiv'd This hurt you see, striving to apprehend him.Corn. Is he pursued?Glou. Ay, my good lord.Corn. If he be taken, he shall never more Be fear'd of doing harm. Make your own purpose, How in my strength you please. For you, Edmund, Whose virtue and obedience doth this instant So much commend itself, you shall be ours.Natures of such deep trust we shall much need; You we first seize on.Edm. I shall serve you, sir, Truly, however else.Glou. For him I thank your Grace.Corn. You know not why we came to visit you- Reg. Thus out of season, threading dark-ey'd night.Occasions, n.o.ble Gloucester, of some poise, Wherein we must have use of your advice.