Keep Your Mouth Shut and Wear Beige.

Kathleen Gilles Seidel.

If my bridge club played more and talked less, our card play would be much better and my life would be much worse. With grat.i.tude and affection, I dedicate this book to:.

Marcia Dodge.

Mary Gore.

Jeannie Lewis.

Edie Mansa.

Caroline Roberts.

Anne Smoler.

Sue Whittier.

One.

I.

was going to be happy about this. I'd made a decision; it was the right decision. I wasn't going to throw myself off a bridge with a lot of boo-hoo regrets.

My name is Darcy Van Aiken, and I'd moved from a s.p.a.cious, stately Victorian-era house in the Forest Hills neighborhood of Washington, D.C., to this much smaller house in the Virginia suburbs. My ex-husband hadn't wanted me to move. He kept telling me that I didn't need to sell what had been our family home, that I could afford to stay there.

On paper, I could afford to keep the old house. But being able to afford something on paper is different from actually being able to. Oh, gosh, you think, who needs a lawn service, when the front yard is so small and the backyard is planted with ground cover, but then when you have to spend the whole summer planning your week around getting out the mower, suddenly you start missing that lawn service. And the ground cover does fine for a while, but by September it starts to look a little ratty, and come June the following year the weeds come up with "ding, dong, the witch is dead" exuberance. Either I needed to enlist myself in a Gettysburg-size battle with poison ivy and Virginia creeper or I could move.

So I moved. Who wouldn't?

If I'd stayed in the old house, I would have been chained to my job. What if my dad got sick and I wanted to take a month off work? What if I wanted to take some cla.s.ses so that I could get a different job? What about travel and symphony tickets? What if I had to choose between them and a new roof? I didn't want my life to become small because I was clinging to a big house.

So I moved . . . even though I always fall asleep at the symphony.

If Zack, my younger son, had wanted to stay in Forest Hills through the rest of high school, I would have. But he didn't have such great memories of that house, and if we moved, he would get a parking place in the school lot, whereas if we stayed in Forest Hills, he would have to go on taking the city bus.

If a parking sticker isn't a reason for moving, I don't know what is.

Then there was the fact that Mike, my ex-husband, still walked into the Forest Hills house without knocking. His tools were in the garage workshop. His grandparents' unsorted memorabilia was boxed up in the bas.e.m.e.nt. He nagged me about having the gutters cleaned and the windows recaulked. The Forest Hills house still felt like home to him.

That, which could have been fixed through goodwill and improved communication skills, would not have been a good reason for moving and so played no role in my decision whatsoever.

Or so I kept telling myself.

Mike and I had been divorced for one year and separated for two years before that.

He was the one who had left. I suppose there's never a great time to surprise your wife with the news that you're moving out, but his timing was particularly bad. We had just returned from taking our older son, Jeremy, to California for his freshman year of college.

"I made dinner reservations for tomorrow night." Mike stopped me as I was carrying a basket of laundry to the bas.e.m.e.nt. "There're some things we need to talk about."

I didn't like the sound of that. Spending twenty-four hours with "some things we need to talk about" hanging over my head? That made me feel like a kid waiting to get lectured about falling grades or smoking behind the school Dumpster. Although I'd turned out fine, I hadn't exactly been Miss Perfect during my high-school years, and I still have moments of expecting that the entire world is going to starting lecturing me about some failing or another.

"Why wait until tomorrow? Why can't we talk about it now?"

"Tomorrow will be fine."

"Not for me. I have the night shift this week." I'm a nurse in the intensive-care unit. If we went out to dinner, we would have to eat very early, and I wouldn't be able to drink.

"Oh." Apparently he hadn't checked my schedule, which was, as always, stuck on the refrigerator. He took a breath. "Okay, Darcy, I need you to understand that this is just temporary."

I set the laundry down. "That sounds bad."

"No, I think it may be a very positive step for both of us."

That was strange. Our marriage could, I'd be the first to admit, use some positive steps, but it sounded as if he was saying that this time we were both taking a step. He'd always maintained that I, and I alone, was the one who needed to pick up the pace.

We'd met when he was a stressed-out graduate student in economics and I was in nursing school. I have a very good memory, and my dad's a doctor and my mom was the nurse in his office so I was pretty much born knowing the names of all the bones in the foot. Nursing school was easy for me, and as a result, I was a whole lot more fun than Mike's fellow stressed-out graduate students. A tomboy as a kid, I love the outdoors, and I'm willing to try any physical activity, even the ones I am really bad at. Mike fell in love with me for who I was and then immediately set about to change me.

It drove him crazy that I could not close the doors to the kitchen cabinets. I could not, he quickly discovered, be relied on to get the car inspected. There were no systems in our family, and whenever he would set one up-our two boys needing to do specific ch.o.r.es for specific percentages of their allowances-I was incapable of enforcing it. Nor was there any order in our house. He could never find anything. His athletic socks were sometimes in the drawer with his dress socks, and sometimes they were with his briefs and undershirts, depending on whether or not I had been thinking of myself as sorting socks or washing whites. There were still Sesame Street tapes in the kitchen drawer and broken crayons in a bowl on the bookshelf long after the boys had topped six feet in height.

I never sat still to watch television or listen to music; I was always jumping up and doing six things at once. At work I was crisp and decisive, but at home I never labeled anything. I did everything at the last minute. I was, again according to him, chaotic and unreliable.

The "unreliable" had stung. I wasn't unreliable about important things, not about anything to do with the boys' health or safety. I was meticulous at work. I had never harmed a patient, and my ability to do six things at once had probably saved dozens and dozens of them.

I never defended myself against Mike's accusations. All the specifics in his list of charges were so accurate-I could buy a huge Costco multipack of batteries one day, and the next day not be able to find a single one-that I felt as guilty as I had when caught smoking behind the high-school Dumpster. When Mike attacked me, I could never remember anything I had done right- the heart-rate monitors that suddenly reestablished themselves into a regular rhythm; the IV line that no one could get in but me; my own boys slipping their hands into mine and rubbing their cheeks against my arm. I could only think about everything that was wrong with me.

So I would never stand up for myself, and I do not respect people who won't stand up for themselves.

"What are you talking about?" I asked on that August evening. "What kind of step?"

"It would seem to me," he answered, "that without the petty irritants of day-to-day life, we could focus better on our core issues."

Petty irritants? Core issues? What was he talking about?

Then I got it. "You're moving out." I couldn't believe it. One minute I had been on my way to the bas.e.m.e.nt with a load of laundry, and now I was hearing this. "You've found someplace else to live."

"As I said, it's a temporary measure to give us time. We need to get some clarity on our situation."

If he'd chosen any other time, I probably would have reacted in my normal, pathetic way. I would have felt rejected and humiliated; I would have begged; I would have promised to change, saying all the millions of things I had said a million times before.

But today I was p.i.s.sed off. Last week-while he had been finding an apartment and signing a lease-I'd been getting Jeremy ready for college, and Mike, the organized one, the list maker, hadn't helped one bit. Okay, I could understand his not getting interested in the extralong twin sheets and the shower tote, but the new laptop, the credit- or debit-card issue? Mike could at least have helped with the research on that, couldn't he? At a minimum, he could have spent more time with Jeremy. Jeremy normally prided himself on being sensible and focused, but he'd dithered his way through this preparation. One day he'd say that we should buy all the sheets and towels in California, and then the next day he'd say no, it would be better to get them here.

His behavior had made no sense . . . unless-I suddenly thought-it did.

"You didn't tell Jeremy before you told me," I demanded of Mike. "You couldn't have done that. No one would do that."

"Well, it might seem like a mistake, but . . ."

"Might seem like a mistake?" I shrieked. "Might? Have you lost your mind?"

Mike hates to be wrong, and, had I been more rational, I would have known that his saying that something "might have been a mistake" was as far as he was going to go. But I was not rational.

"No wonder he was such a wreck," I snapped. "What kind of thing is that to ask of a kid, to keep a secret like that? What were you thinking?"

"Admittedly I didn't expect him to react so strongly." Mike was trying to stay calm. That gave him more power. "Because this is-"

"Yes, I know," I chimed in sarcastically, " *only temporary.' "

He ignored me. "I didn't think it was fair to tell him over the phone, but if he knew and could see that we were still functioning as a family, then-"

"We were still functioning as a family because you and he were the only ones who knew that we weren't."

"You're overreacting. We are still a family. This is just so that you and I can get ourselves back on track. It has nothing to do with the boys."

"You told Jeremy before you told me!" That's what I focused on that first night-not the message itself, but how he had told it. That was an issue I could understand and be outraged about. I knew how I felt about that. Mike had been wrong to tell Jeremy before he told me. Very, very wrong.

Everything else, the fact that my husband was moving out . . . well, that was too much to think about, too much to endure.

The basket of laundry I'd been carrying sat on the kitchen floor for four days. Occasionally I gave it a shove with my foot to get it out of the way, but I refused to pick it up and take it to the bas.e.m.e.nt.

W.

e did go together to see a therapist. Mike had asked that the therapist be a man. He probably thought a man would sympathize with how impossible it was to live with me. But the therapist had instead wanted to talk about Mike's resentment and Mike's determination that I, and I alone, needed to change. The therapist-traitor to his gender-seemed to be implying that Mike's att.i.tude was a bigger problem in our marriage than the disorganized state of our kitchen drawers.

This was not what Mike wanted to hear. He started finding himself with last-minute commitments that conflicted with the therapy sessions . . . although "last minute" had always been my specialty, not his. But he always urged me to keep the appointment anyway since I, and I alone, was the problem.

"I work with couples," the therapist said, "and Mike is not here."

So he turned me over to one of his a.s.sociates, a nice, middle-aged-mom type who helped me see what changes I wanted to make for myself.

She helped me understand why I, who stand up to insecure interns and pompous doctors every day of my working life, wilted in the face of Mike's criticism. I had been rebellious as a kid. Tired of being known around Grand Rapids as "Dr. Bowersett's little girl," sick of being compared to my perfect older brother, I had hung out with the vo-tech kids, refused to take any AP courses, and then nailed a 1500 on my SATs. Rather than be angry, my parents were anxious and disappointed, and I had never known how to explain myself.

So while Mike and I were separated, I did change. I started getting places on time; I kept track of tickets and appointment times. But I didn't change to please Mike. I found I didn't want him back. When you live with a critical person, you're always hearing his voice in your head. You're always trying to antic.i.p.ate that voice, trying to figure out what to do to avoid being criticized. But when I wasn't living with Mike, I stopped hearing that voice. I felt light and free.

I also couldn't forgive him for what he had done to Zack, the son whom he didn't tell. Mike might have believed that this separation was only about the two of us, but Zack didn't see it that way.

Our boys were very different. Jeremy, the older by four years, had been easy to raise. He was his father's son, intense and compet.i.tive, driven to push himself. He did well in school, he did well in sports, ultimately captaining his high school's crew team during his senior year. Like a lot of firstborn children, he could be rigid, and he kept out of trouble because he didn't like to take risks. He was deliberate, methodical, excessively prepared at all times, and it was no huge surprise that he had viewed college as a launching pad for medical school.

Zack, on the other hand, couldn't seem to do anything right. At the age of four he could lose his lunch box during the very well supervised walk from the preschool's front door to his little storage cubby. Once he started elementary school, I contemplated getting a pair of handcuffs to padlock him to his homework, despairing of any other way of getting his a.s.signments to his teachers.

Both Mike and Jeremy were athletic. They had played catch, shot baskets, taken their clubs to the driving range. They had gone to Maryland football and Georgetown basketball games together, watched the World Series on TV together. When Jeremy had been in high school, Mike, an only child, probably felt that he had not only a son but also a brother.

But Zack hated organized sports. He was agile enough, but skateboarding, not baseball, had been his thing. His fine-motor skills were excellent-give him a set of LEGOs and he could build a working model of the Louvre-but he didn't have the physical urge to move that the rest of us had.

As early as middle school he'd let his hair grow and gotten involved in the theater. Because he'd worked backstage, it had been hard for us to appreciate his contributions as easily as we could Jeremy's athletic performances. I'd always baked tons of cookies to send to the theater with him, and he knew that I cared about his activities even if I didn't understand what he was doing. He wasn't so sure about Mike.

Then Mike moved out right after Jeremy went to college. Zack couldn't help thinking that he hadn't been worth staying home for.

"I guess Dad's lost his little playmate," he'd said bitterly.

I would never, not ever, forgive Mike for that.

Mike didn't understand how angry I was during our separation. Once I started writing "paid" on the bottom of bills after I paid them, he was pleased. He thought his "break some eggs to make an omelet" strategy had succeeded. Just when he thought that he would be able to live with me again, just when he thought that the omelet was setting and browning nicely, I filed for divorce, and he found himself with neither eggs nor omelet, but the cardboard carton in which some eggs had accidentally broken, the shards of the shattered white sh.e.l.ls glued to the cardboard by crusting alb.u.min.

T.

hree important things had happened during the year following the divorce decree. Zack and I decided to move, Mike got a lady friend, and Jeremy, about to begin his senior year in college, resolved to propose to his girlfriend, fellow pre-med Cami Zander-Brown.

Last spring Jeremy and Cami had decided to take an apartment together, and since then he had been deliberating about whether or not to propose. Getting married right out of college wasn't what kids his age were doing, but he and Cami had already decided that they wanted to be at the same medical school, even if that meant going to a less prestigious school or taking a year off and applying again. That was, he told me, a code for talking about what kind of commitment they wanted to make to each other.

Mike had thought that they were too young and that we-i.e., me-should tell them to go on living together and weather at least a year of medical school. But I'm a "throw your heart over the fence" kind of person. The best way for Cami and Jeremy to survive medical school and then their internships and residencies as a couple was to believe that they could.

All three of these new elements were coming together on my first day in my new house. Jeremy, whose "make yourself look great on your med-school applications" summer job was in California, had come home to sort through his stuff and help with the move. He was also picking up my late mother's engagement ring, which had been left to him as the eldest grandchild. Mike's name was still on our safe deposit box, so Mike was going to go with him to get the ring after they had lunch with Claudia Postlewaite, the lady friend. Zack had already met her a few times; Jeremy and I never had.

Even though I still had a lot of unpacking to do, I spent a couple of hours of that first day in the kitchen. I poached a salmon fillet for our dinner. I made a dill sauce and reduced apple juice for a grainy mustard sauce. I roasted some red peppers for a cold soup that wouldn't be ready until tomorrow. I made my grandmother's ginger cookies for Jeremy to take back to California.

I was outside, looking for a good spot to plant herbs, when I saw Mike's very new, very impractical car coming around the curve of my hilly, wooded street. The house was partly screened from the street by a big oak tree, which the driveway looped around. Mike maneuvered the loop and parked underneath the tree. I was a little relieved to see only Mike and Jeremy in the car. I suppose I'd have to meet Claudia someday, but I can't say I was in any great rush about it.

Mike was out of the car first. "This place is hard to find."

Why did he have to say that? Why did the first words out of his mouth, the very first words, have to be negative? Why couldn't he say, "This place is charming," or, "What a pretty neighborhood"? No, he'd had to say, "This place is hard to find."

He wouldn't have realized that he was being negative. If I had challenged him on it, he would have simply said that he was stating a fact.

But this house was also as cute as a little bunny, and the neighborhood was quite handsome. Those were facts, too. Why couldn't he have said those? Why couldn't he have been nice just for once?

Because he was him.

Jeremy was now coming up the steps, eager to show me the ring. It was in a little square plastic pill case that was imprinted with the name of a now-closed pharmacy in East Grand Rapids, Michigan, my hometown. Through its clear lid I looked at the ring that I had been so used to seeing on my mother's hand. It was pretty, a solitaire in a platinum Tiffany setting with a delicate vine pattern engraved around the band. The ring sparkled and the engraved lines were still crisp. Mother's actual wedding band, which my father had kept, had worn thin, but she had taken off this one, her engagement ring, when she worked in the kitchen or the yard.

I started to choke up a little, thinking about her. She had died four months before Mike had left. I was glad that she hadn't known. She would have been disappointed with him and worried about me.

Jeremy took the ring back, still admiring it through the box as if he were afraid to open the lid. "Claudia says that I should get it cleaned and checked. Do you know where the nearest jeweler is?"

"I have no idea," I admitted. I can't say I loved the idea of the lady friend advising Jeremy on matters related to my mother's ring . . . even though it was good advice, better than he might have gotten from either of us. "You'll have to look in the phone book. The phone company gave me a new set. It's upstairs on my desk."

Jeremy went inside, and as soon as the door closed behind him, Mike spoke. "It's hard to imagine him getting married, isn't it?"