"After our intruder."

He pulled me to a stop. "I can't see anything that tells me where that person is. I can't feel them, either, meaning they're wearing an emotional blocker. And if they have a gun or a projectile of some kind, we're far too exposed."

Couldn't argue because it was clear that we'd lost the trail. "Fine, let's go back inside."

We turned to go back when a light shone in our eyes. "Halt," a man said, "who goes there?"

"Oh my God, seriously? Who gave you that line? And who the hell do you think's going here?" Put my hand up to shield my eyes.

"Don't move or I'll shoot," said whoever this was who'd never seen either me or Jeff before.

Of course, that meant that this guy had threatened Jeff's wife, and Jeff wasn't a man who was ever cool with that. He let go of me and tackled the guy at hyperspeed. Jeff was also stronger than the average A-C, and they were all stronger than humans. Our clueless guardian went down.

He lost the flashlight and it rolled away. Went and got it and played the light around.

Jeff had someone who was dressed like a Secret Service agent down and under control. So I looked to see if I could spot any tracks. Could and followed them a little way, but lost the trail again and decided my husband would probably appreciate the support, so I went back.

Jeff had the guy up, arms twisted behind him. "Just who the hell are you?" Jeff growled as I put the flashlight onto this guy's face.

"I've never seen him before, but that means nothing. I can't recognize half of the Field agents, including guys I've technically known for years."

"I'm with the Secret Service and you're under arrest."

"Have to hand it to him, he's dedicated. An idiot, but dedicated. So that has to count for something."

"Can you see if he has a walkie or a phone, baby? Before I break his neck just because I don't necessarily think we want murderous idiots on our security team."

"Oh, he didn't shoot," I said as I patted the guy down.

"He was about to," Jeff's growl was on Rabid Dog. This didn't bode well for the dude he was holding.

Found a walkie and hit the talkie part. "Yo, um, who's on the other end of this thing?"

"Identify," a man's voice replied.

"Sorry, you first, dude. We're a tad untrusting right now." Sure, the guy Jeff had might be Secret Service. Then again, he might be working with the invisible cat burglar. And that would mean his pal on the other end wasn't a friendly.

Heard voices in the background as a different voice came on. "Is this Cyclone?" Different male.

"Depends. Who are you?"

"This is Rob. From Cosmos' security detail." Meaning the second in command of Jeff's security detail. Which begged a question, and that question was, where was Joseph, the head of Jeff's detail?

"Rob! Great to talk to you, buddy. You totally don't sound the same in person as you do on this walkie."

"Noted. Confirm it's you, please."

"Blah, blah, blah. Yes, this is Cyclone. Cosmos has hold of the absolute beginner who, per Cosmos, was ready to shoot me. I may be spitballing here, but I think you guys might want to come out and verify that our captive is actually on our team, seeing as someone just broke into the Oval Office."

"Where are you?" Rob asked, sounding freaked.

"Um . . . not on the South Lawn, I don't think. Not in the Rose Garden, either. We're kind of in some trees."

"Found them," Joseph said from behind me. "Turn on the lights outside the West Wing, Rose Garden area." Suddenly it was quite bright out, even though we were still under some trees and in some bushes.

"Took you long enough," Jeff said.

"That's not fair to anyone on our details," I said before Joseph could reply.

"Thanks. I'd ask what you two are doing out here," he said to us, "but I've known you both long enough to know that I don't actually want the answer."

"You kind of do because someone invisible just broke into the Oval Office and I think it was a chick."

Joseph nodded. "I heard." He looked at the guy Jeff had and sighed. "He's one of us."

Jeff let him go, not all that nicely, since he shoved the guy away from himself and me both. "And he's fired. Move him to the counterfeiting side, because he's off White House duty as of this minute. And, before anyone argues, I'm the strongest empath on this planet, I can feel what he was feeling, and he was going to shoot Kitty first and ask questions later. He's gone. Now."

"Agreed." Joseph barked some orders into his walkie and more Secret Service agents arrived and carted our trigger-happy night watchman off.

"This is just like at the airport at the start of Operation Drug Addict."

Jeff grunted. "Don't remind me."

"Actually, I think I should, as in, we have people all around willing to do bad things against us and many times they're pawns, not power pieces on the chessboard. Joseph, don't just reassign whoever that was. I really want to be sure that he wasn't turned against us. Check him for Club Fifty-One affiliations, affiliations with anyone on our Enemies List, whatever. Run him anywhere and everywhere and don't let him out of sight of anyone we can actually trust."

Joseph nodded and barked more instructions, to Rob as far as I could tell.

"Why?" Jeff asked me quietly. "Your feminine intuition?"

Jeff called it that, Mom called it my gut, and I did, too, sometimes. But really, it was just what I was good at. "I guess. My Megalomaniac Girl sense is tingling."

"Let's get you two back inside," Joseph said. He cocked his head and I knew he was listening to someone via his earpiece this time. "Thanks. Cosmos and Cyclone are contained. Will relay that Cutie-Pie, Challenger, and Comet along with the menagerie and the nanny are okay."

"Nice to know that Lizzie's got her own call name." Hoped she didn't mind being both on the Secret Service Nickname Roster and on Santa's Reindeer Team at the same time.

Joseph shrugged. "Mister Beaumont made it clear that she's part of your family now."

The rest of Jeff's Secret Service detail, minus Rob, and all of mine arrived now and began escorting us back into the White House. "Don't you guys ever get to sleep?"

"Tonight we chose to stay in the complex to ensure that nothing went wrong," Evalyne said, sarcasm knob definitely turned way past eleven. "You see how well we managed that."

"Do you think we should just all resign tomorrow?" Phoebe, the second in command of my detail, asked. Had a feeling she was only half-kidding.

"Oh, stop being such Drama Llamas. Everyone's fine, right? At least per what I heard Joseph confirm."

"Yes, through no fault of yours or ours," Joseph said.

"Look, I'm not going to be all apologetic because, as I see I have to mention again, we had an invisible intruder in the Oval Office and she was trying for something in the Resolute desk. Since I doubt that this is the start of National Treasure Three, and since we have the man who does the invisible irradiation in our custody and our people confirmed that all was well and extremely secure at his factory, I think we need to ask ourselves just who was willing to irradiate themselves to become the new Super Stealth Supervillain Henchperson and who they're actually working for. And I think we need to figure this out sooner as opposed to later."

"Agreed." Only the man who said this wasn't anyone escorting us. And he sounded pissed.

CHAPTER 42.

CHUCKIE HEAVED A SIGH. "One night. Couldn't you two have waited one night before breaking every rule? Just one?"

"Playboy is on the scene," Joseph said into his walkie, presumably to Rob again, who was also presumably the one who'd called Chuckie over in the first place.

"Oh, Secret Agent Man, you've joined Team Drama Llama, too?"

Jeff grunted. "Long story, Chuck."

"I doubt it." Chuckie rubbed the back of his neck. Realized he was essentially in his nightclothes, too, meaning he'd been advised and taken a gate without bothering to dress. Felt bad. And like we were having a sleepover. "I'm fully capable of guessing what the short story is, but I'm trying not to embarrass everyone else."

"Whatevs. Let's go to the Oval Office, get some cocoa, and we'll tell you what happened. The exciting-to-everyone parts."

"I heard it," he said as we went inside. "Was anything taken?"

"How, literally, would I know?" Jeff asked. "I haven't opened the desk or put anything in it. The move was done by the Operations Team and unless we want them awake and over here to do a search, I have no idea."

Went to the desk and looked at the open drawer. "There's nothing in here. Meaning this probably has a false bottom or something that I'll let Chuckie find."

Chuckie came over and looked the drawer over. "Actually, no. There's no false bottom in this particular drawer. It's just a drawer, and an empty one."

"I think I got her before she had a chance to grab anything, honestly."

"Meaning she didn't know where whatever it was she was looking for actually is. Jeff, we'll search the desk in a minute." Chuckie turned to Joseph and Evalyne. "No one got hurt that we know of, and that means no one gets fired or gets to quit tonight. However, I want to know why the shield isn't up on the complex."

"We have too many going in and out at all hours," Evalyne said. "We've had several talks today with White House, Embassy, and Dulce Security. While we can put up shields on the complex, we can only do so when we're in a State of Emergency, because otherwise the business of keeping the White House running would come to a complete halt."

Chuckie heaved a sigh. "That makes sense. I don't like it, but it is what it is." He pulled out his phone and made a call. "Serene, hi and sorry to wake you. Oh? Well, good I guess. Look, we need to equip the entire Secret Service staff at the White House and those assigned to the Martini family with goggles. Yes. Per Kitty, someone invisible broke in. Huh. Not as far as I know, but it's interesting that you ask because Kitty said she thinks it was a woman. Yeah. Yeah. Yes, please clear it with them but tell them both that if they want to say no they should think again." Chuckie laughed. "Thanks, you're my favorite, too."

He hung up and turned back to me and Jeff. "Serene was up early to work with the androids and check on the Kitty-Bot. She'll get Dulce on the goggles situation. Until further notice, those are going to need to be standard-issue and I'll want all the agents wearing them-Field and Secret Service both-until we have our invisibility problem solved."

"Who shouldn't say no?" Hey, I had to ask.

"Reader and Tom Curran, the Director of the FBI. Serene's advising both of them of what's going on. Technically because it's domestic this would fall to Tom's agency, but I'm here and I'm not ceding authority for all the reasons you can think of."

"Works for me," Jeff said.

"Don't forget Homeland Security," Joseph said.

"I'm not, believe me. Look, we apologize, again, for being in the Oval Office at night. However, as I understand it, I can go anywhere in the complex that I want, whenever I want, without a babysitter. Supposedly we're safe in this place. That I was in here, with my wife, when someone broke in says a lot more about our lack of security measures, or our enemies' willingness to take risks, than it does about either Kitty or me being 'naughty.'"

"We care more that you both were outside of the building, chasing after the intruder, than that you weren't in your bedroom," Evalyne said.

"We're both basically ex-military and, frankly, we're also both trained. I realize that we're important, but so is stopping whoever was in here to try to plant or steal whatever."

Chuckie jerked. "Plant. There were bugs in the desk. Maybe whoever broke in was either coming to retrieve what they'd planted or they were trying to plant another, since we cleaned this place out, again, earlier."

"Makes sense." Jeff looked around. "We're heading back to the residence section. Feel free to actually get some sleep. But ensure that the agent who was ready to shoot Kitty is held in solitary while his background is being dug into, because I can guarantee we're going to want to question him later."

Our details escorted us to the second floor of the residence anyway. We didn't really talk while we walked along. Jeff and Chuckie were both mad, though not at each other or me as far as I could tell. The Secret Service were mad with us, but it was clear they were more upset with themselves. Hated that we made these people feel so inadequate so often, when they were really awesome. They just weren't A-Cs. And we just weren't plain folks anymore.

Once we were upstairs the Secret Service left us, after asking us to do them a solid and try not to get into trouble. There were other agents standing outside of each bedroom door. They hadn't been here earlier, but had a feeling they were going to be a standard feature from now on.

It was close to dawn, but now I was tired, and I could tell both men were tired, too. We had a brand-new nanny and, as far as I was concerned, Nadine was going to get to really show off the skills.

Verified with the two agents outside of Lizzie's room that she and Nadine were still asleep, asked them to give Nadine the "you get to take care of the kids until we can drag up" message, then went into the Lincoln Bedroom. Into its closet.

Found the hamper. "Could you make up the room for Chuckie, please and thank you? I'm sure he'll need clothes and such and whatever else to make him feel comfortable sleeping here for a few hours and all that jazz."

Turned around to see a suit and all the trimmings hanging up. "You're the best."

Left the closet and tugged Chuckie into the room. "Get some sleep. The Operations Team has it set up for you. The adrenaline's wearing off and we all look like sleepwalkers."

Chuckie looked uncertain.

"Do it," Jeff said. "Please. Let's be in a situation where we can at least pretend we're fresh when we go over this."

Chuckie nodded. "You win because I'm exhausted."

"Meet us in the Family Dining Room. It's on this floor. I'm sure one of the really angry Secret Service Agents will be happy to escort you there."

He barked a laugh. "I'm sure I can find it without trouble. What time?"

"Whenever we wake up," Jeff said. "Or are woken up. My money's on the latter."

"Mine, too. Goodnight Jeff, Kitty. Please have sex in your room, only, for the remainder of what we're going to laughingly call the rest of the night."

"You don't know us."

Chuckie managed a grin. "Sometimes I feel like I know the two of you better than anyone else. Sometimes you're both enigmas. Keeps life interesting." He closed the door and we headed down the hall.

"When am I ever an enigma?" Especially to Chuckie.

"Never, really," Jeff said. "And I doubt I am, either." He sighed. "I wish there was someone, anyone, we could fix him up with."

"Romance? Right now?"

"Definitely right now. He's over you romantically, but it wouldn't take much to push him back. And I enjoy having him as my friend now, so I'd really like to avoid that."