"You never like anything if I've thought of it first," Lady Gray replied, spreading letters out on her desk. Well, their desk. Ben had bought a huge new partners desk for the London List's office since he now owned the newspaper.

But he didn't own her. Maybe her heart, perhaps, but she had a perfectly good mind of her own. And right now it was whirring with the intricacies of bringing the young Marquess of Portland up to scratch.

He and Miss Fernanda Abernathy would be married by the New Year, or her name was not Evangeline Ramsey Gray.

"Give the poor boy a few more years of freedom," Ben begged.

"What good did your freedom do you? Courtesan races. Dancing in the nude in graveyards. I ask you," Evie sniffed with disdain. "No, when Fernanda and Portland arrive, I shall lock them in the storage room. That should do it."

"Those methods seem awfully crude for a woman of your intellect, Evie."

"Well, Portland has been awfully slow. He's known Fernanda since they were in leading strings. She's turned down sixteen perfectly decent proposals in the past three years. It's past time, even if a bit of compromise is involved. You're on your way to pick up her aunt?"

Ben shuddered. As much as Evie would like to take all the credit, the idea for this ruse came from Augusta Abernathy, Fernanda's indomitable aunt.

"All right then. Give me a kiss. The happy couple should be here any minute, and one look at you will convince Portland we're up to something."

Evie was always up to something.

Robert Humphrey, Marquess of Portland, threw his body up against the locked door. Nothing happened except a jolting pain from his shoulder to his pinky finger.

"Devil take it! Where is that newspaperwoman? I thought we were here to deliver Christmas baskets to orphans."

"Well, at least we won't starve to death. Cook made quite a lot of figgy puddings," Fernanda replied. It was rather dark in the closet, but she was sure Robert rolled his eyes.

"You seem unnaturally calm, Fern. Did you plan this?" Robert asked. "Saying your aunt had the grippe and your maid the ague and your footman a toothache, and you had n.o.body to take you to the poor orphans' party. A plague on you if you did!"

"Why would I do that? I don't want to spend Christmas Eve in a closet with the likes of you!" True, Fernanda had been a bit suspicious at the sudden illnesses and her aunt's suggestion she ask Robert to escort her. This entire affair smacked of Aunt Augusta's manipulation. In a little while the woman herself would probably be pounding on the door and accusing Robert of compromising her favorite niece.

Robert had not compromised her. Robert was all the way over in the far corner. He hadn't even tried to kiss her.

He hadn't kissed her in two years. But when he had, he had ruined her completely.

She would never forget the look on his face afterward-the glazed eyes, the slack jaw, the sudden flush of color on his chiseled cheekbones. Yes, she had had a certain effect on him, and he'd been running from her ever since.

"I suppose you think I'll have to marry you now that we've been trapped together." Robert didn't sound quite so belligerent.

"Is that a proposal?" Fernanda asked. "If it is, I've had better."

"Why haven't you married any of your dozen swains?"

"Sixteen," Fernanda corrected. "I guess I'm hard to please."

"You've always seemed perfectly agreeable to me."

It was time for her to roll her eyes. "How you flatter me, my lord."

"If I was ever in the mood to marry, I might not do any better than you. We've known each other all our lives."

"Familiarity breeds contempt."

"You hold me in contempt?" Robert took a step toward her.

Fernanda's heart raced just a little. "I didn't say that."

"Do you like me, then?"

"You're all right, I suppose. For a boy."

"A boy? I'm four and twenty! I'm man enough for any woman."

"Prove it."

"What?"

She enjoyed the crack in his voice. "Kiss me. See if you can improve on the last one you gave me. Let's see-I think it was the occasion of my thirteenth birthday party."

"It was a little more recent than that-two years ago, you witch, and I've dreamed about it every night since then. I'm not only going to kiss you now, Fern, but kiss you every night from now on. You're going to marry me."

Fernanda smiled in the dark. "I am?"

"You are."

Neither one of them much cared when the closet door opened some time later and Aunt Augusta gave a practiced, ear-splitting shriek.

Compromised

The store d.i.c.kins and Jones actually existed, and plays a role when hero Sir Thomas Featherstone woos Harriet Benson in The Unsuitable Secretary.

London, December 24, 1904

How could anyone leave their Christmas shopping until the very last minute?

Of course, Felicity had no one to shop for-she had been orphaned so long ago she had nearly forgotten her parents' faces. But she was sure if she did have a family she would have organized matters long before December 24th.

She checked the timepiece pinned to her austere black dress. Four minutes to closing time, and this treacherously handsome lord was stomping around d.i.c.kins and Jones as if he owned the place.

Time and money were no object to him, apparently. He had a fortune so substantial that Mr. Parmenter had a.s.signed her to follow the viscount about and give him personalized service.

So far, every suggestion she had made had been dismissed out of hand. Lord Fordham had rejected cosmetics and perfume as being much too risque for his sister, who was old-fashioned enough to believe that clean soap and a drop of vanilla behind the ears was all a lady ever needed. Gloves were "dead boring" and "showed no imagination," and anyway the woman had two drawers full of them. Miss Fordham was particular about hats and was boycotting the feather industry as it cruelly stole mother birds from their chicks just to make women look like they had an aviary on their heads. Even when Felicity modeled a completely un.o.bjectionable hat covered in pink velvet roses without one hint of egret, Lord Fordham had stared hard but shook his head.

So in desperation, she wound a pale peach Venetian lace scarf around her throat and tried to look as fetching as possible. "What about this, my lord?" Out of the corner of her eye, she saw her fellow shopgirls locking their cases and making for the iron staircase so they could sign out. Mr. Parmenter was near the elevators pointing to his wrist, as if Felicity wasn't aware that any minute the d.i.c.kins and Jones chimes would ring and the doorman would pull the gates across the mahogany doors.

He squinted down at her. After an hour of acquaintance, Felicity suspected his vision was not all it should be.

"Hm."

Well, that was promising! Perhaps he could be got rid of after all. "Hm" wasn't a no, as everything else had been. His sister must be very difficult to please, and it was obvious Lord Fordham was a good brother.

"Miss Raymond."

Mr. Parmenter had glided up beside them without Felicity even realizing. It was very disconcerting, and made him a superior if scary floor manager.

"I trust you are taking good care of Lord Fordham?"

"Yes, Mr. Parmenter. I'm doing my best."

"Good. Then you won't mind staying late until he's made his selection." He turned to the vexatious viscount, who was bent over the counter fingering a silk scarf. "Take all the time you need, my lord. Miss Raymond can see you out the employees' door, if you don't mind. I'll let the night porter know to leave it unlatched on the inside. And don't forget to giftwrap the item, Miss Raymond."

At least the store was partially illuminated all night; Felicity wouldn't be expected to turn off the lights. But to be left alone in the vast store with indecisive Lord Fordham and the most-likely drunken porter? It was not right, and Felicity had to bite back the mulish words she wanted to say.

The melodious chimes signaled the time-eight o'clock. The store had stayed open an extra hour on Christmas Eve for procrastinating people such as this customer, curse him.

Though it wasn't as if Felicity had anyone to go home to, not even a cat. She lived in the d.i.c.kins and Jones dormitory a few blocks away. But its door would be locked by nine, Christmas Eve or no.

"I suppose you think I'm an awful nuisance," Lord Fordham said when they were finally alone.

"Not at all, my lord," Felicity lied. He was far too handsome to be a nuisance to anything but her foolish heart. It wasn't every day that she brushed elbows with gorgeous viscounts, but she did wish he'd make up his mind. She'd been rushed off her feet for the past twelve hours, and was looking forward to a solitary cup of tea.

"I know I've been a pest. My sister is an invalid. She doesn't go out much, so it's hard to find the perfect present. She has the requisite china menagerie and embroidered handkerchiefs. Books to the ceiling. That scarf is nice, though."

"It's very light, but it would keep her warm." Impulsively, Felicity threw it around Lord Fordham's neck.

And that was her mistake. One spiderwebby end snagged against her watch, the other around his coat b.u.t.ton.

"Drat! Do forgive me."

He grinned down at her. "This isn't my color at all, you know. Let me see if I can disentangle us."

Lord Fordham's hands were large but not clumsy. However, the lace was unforgiving, and the scarf remained stuck between them.

"I may have to tear it."

Oh, G.o.d. The cost-and it was exorbitant-would come out of Felicity's paychecks. Months of them.

She'd be fired, or starve. She bit a lip to stop from crying. It didn't work.

"What's this? Tears?" Bryant's face was so close he could see the salesgirl's large brown eyes water. He'd been in such a hurry he'd left his spectacles at home, idiot that he was, which had made shopping next to impossible. Everything had been a blur until now.

Miss Raymond was clear as day. She'd been extremely patient and kind with his blundering about the store. Now he realized she was extremely pretty as well. Her golden hair was tamed into a washer-woman bun, her skin was rosy, and her neat figure was close enough to touch. She smelled of starch and roses, an enticing combination that hitherto had not occurred to him.

He cupped her cheek. It was soft. Very soft. "Please don't cry. I can take off my topcoat."

"The scarf will rip. I'll take off my watch first."

Her fingers shook too much to do it.

"Allow me." The watch was perilously anch.o.r.ed over her left breast. Bryant bet it was soft, too, the breast, not the watch. Good Lord, he was snagged as well. There was no way he could unpin it without- He was a beast. But a beast ensnared by beauty.

"Miss Raymond!"