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Originally posted on RBKTR Translations.

Author: Yi Zhi Da Yan (一隻大雁).

Translated by: Yujuan.

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My boyfriend explained to me: "He was my schoolmate back in college, a few years above me, he's my senior."

This I really didn't know.

My boyfriend then said: "He and I are just normal schoolmates."

The way you're explaining so seriously is making you even more suspicious!

My boyfriend said: "I'm sorry, I'm not as outstanding as him."

I was a little dumbstruck.

Boyfriend: "If I was as outstanding as him, you wouldn't need to take so many cases."

I was a little fl.u.s.tered: "Don't say that…"

Boyfriend: "This way you wouldn't fall asleep every day after teasing me."

Me: "…"

My boyfriend lamented bitterly: "I wasted an entire year!"

Me: "…"

Who is this guy overwhelmed by l.u.s.t! Where did my cultured and refined boyfriend go! Did he fly out the galaxy!!!