Originally posted on RBKTR Translations.

Author: Yi Zhi Da Yan (一隻大雁).

Translated by: Yujuan.

46.

He actually yelled at me.

I feel so wronged.

I want to sob sob sob.

How could he yell at me!

Boyfriend: I feel that I shouldn't have cared whether you fell asleep or not, just why would I feel that you've been working too hard so I let you sleep this entire year?!

Me: … 

Boyfriend: Because of this, I wasted a year, hehe.

Me: … 

Boyfriend: I should have called you up.

Me: … 

Me: Wait, darling, I wake up in a bad mood… 

My boyfriend choked.

Me: It's no good waking me up! I might be so angry I'll want to hit something!

Boyfriend: I told you, can you stop f.u.c.king filling. your. head. with. your. imagination!

Me: I cannot.

Boyfriend: …Why?

Me: I can't control it.

Boyfriend: Very good.

Me: And besides I think what I'm saying is very reasonable.

Boyfriend: I shouldn't call you up.

Me: Mmmm darling I just know you're the best, muah~

Boyfriend: I should f*ck you till you wake up.

…Wait a minute.

Who is this person!

This tone doesn't sound like my gentle kind-hearted refined cute and amiable boyfriend?!!!