Originally posted on RBKTR Translations.

Author: Yi Zhi Da Yan (一隻大雁).

Translated by: Yujuan.

36.

Everyone was looking at me, of course, this included my boyfriend.

Luckily, under the dim lighting of the bar, he hadn't noticed who I was at the moment.

I prepared to turn to leave, leaving them an elegant and proud figure of my back.

The bar's bouncer held me back, insisting on giving me an apology, even asking me if I needed to call the police, if I wanted to send that d.a.m.n hoodlum to the police station.

…This big brother's line of thought is very proper, he deserves to be a good youth of society.

But will you please let me go!

My boyfriend is coming over!!

I don't want him thinking that I have some strange hobbies!!!

I could only raise my voice to a higher pitch telling Big Brother Bouncer that I had something to do and that I was leaving first.

He seemed to be pretty shocked by my oddly high-pitched voice, struck stupefied as he watched me proudly leave.

Then I stepped out with my ten-centimeter high heels.

Twisted my ankle.

Fell.

Flailed into the chest of someone in the crowd.

Lifted my head to take a look.

…Hehe this brother over here you look really familiar have we met somewhere before.

Boyfriend: …