Gah the switches in tenses are driving me crazy!!!

Also, I love how you guys had such low expectations for the boyfriend, but!! it's not! (completely!) his! fault! this time around MWAHAHAHA

Originally posted on RBKTR Translations.

Author: Yi Zhi Da Yan (一隻大雁).

Translated by: Yujuan.

12.

The dumbstruck me is pushed into the bathroom.

The dumbstruck me is stripped of my clothes.

The dumbstruck me suddenly realizes that this situation is almost like a certain kind of scene within an unspeakable romance film.

I'm so agitated!!!

When he stripped my clothes I was very awake very agitated, when he pushed me into the bathtub I was very awake very agitated, then when he filled up the tub with hot water, and you all know this, a person's spirit can relax really easily during their bath.

Because of one of my client's cases, I'd barely slept three or four hours in the past three days. I was planning on sleeping after eating something after coming home, but I didn't expect to meet that stray dog, even more so not expecting my boyfriend to chase me out to wash my car.

After putting out this much, I want to speak of an action I'll regret making for at least the next half of the year.

While the hot water was filling up, I f.u.c.king fell asleep.

I don't want to say anything.

I want to calm down.

The next day I woke up from my own bed, tidily wearing the first item hung up in my closet, and entered a painful midst of self-blame.

Such a perfect chance, and I actually fell asleep!!!

My boyfriend left a slip for me on the table, saying he took a leave to bring the dog to the vet.

You take a break from work not to make love, what's the difference between you and a salted fis.h.!.+

That kind of situation yesterday night, why didn't you wake me up!

Did he just purely think that I wouldn't be able to bathe properly???

…I'm so depressed.