I Am Stupid, Who Do I Fear? - Chapter 5
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Chapter 5

Zhong Langyu responded: “Many thanks to His Majesty”, then pulled Xi Ruoxuan up together with him. Xi Ruoxuan stared at the emperor for a while, this is an emperor ah! He was no different from other old men! He also has two eyes and one nose. Isn't it said that an Emperor is heaven sent? Is this all?!! The Emperor seeing that Xi Ruoxuan was staring at him sillily, thought she was sick again, said: “Lang Yu, recently has Ruoxuan been mischievous again?” Zhong Langyu looked at Xi Ruoxuan, turned to timidly look at his father, and said: “Father, this subject cannot sleep with her on a bed at night?” The Emperor froze and said: “What's wrong, isn't Ruoxuan sleeping?” Zhong Langyu's brow wrinkled into a tight ball: “Father, Er Chen* has some words that he dares not say to you, I fear it is too indecent to bring out.” The Emperor stared: “What is indecent, there is no outsider here, did she force you in bed with her? you are husband and wife ah, it is inevitable, don't discriminate against her because her brain is not working well, it is normal for her to have her needs.” Zhong Langyu saw that his father had misunderstood, and hurried up to explain: “Not this. Er Chen is not talking about this.” “Then what do you want to say?” Zhong Langyu looked at the Xi Ruoxuan: “She often goes back and forth on the bed at night. Once, she put her head on top of Er Chen's head. The most terrible thing is that she sleeps and throws saliva, once, Er Chen was sleeping having a good dream when he felt that he was dying of thirst. He looked and looked for a spring of water for half a day and finally found it. I drank it with joy, but that spring water was unexpectedly bitter. It was later Er Chen woke up to realize, I drank her saliva. “ Xi Ruoxuan couldn't help but let out a wheezing sound after listening. Zhong Langyu blinked: “You can still laugh, I will never sleep with you in the same bed again.” “If won't sleep don't sleep, who is forcing you ah!” Xi Ruoxuan could not help but retort. The emperor thought on it for a while: “Alright, from now on you guys will sleep in separate beds; but you can keep it secret from outsiders. If it leaks out, don't blame the father for not being polite.” “Yes! Er Chen understands.” Zhong Langyu's laughing expression was like a brightened chrysanthemum.

Xi Ruoxuan glared at him hard, wondering what was going on. Whether we sleep in separate beds or not must you ask the emperor? What was even more strange was that sleeping in separate beds must be kept confidential. It is said that cheating should be kept a secret, therefore it is normal to have separate beds, weird, very weird.

Xi Ruoxuan smoothly put the chicken wings into Zhong Langyu's mouth. Don't know how many inches long, that Zhong Langyu was about to ask the emperor what to say when suddenly a chicken wing was stuffed into his mouth. Zhong Langyu was so angry, he immediately spat out the chicken wings, stood up and was about to explode. The emperor waved his hand: “Sit down, sit down, how can you lower yourself to the her position.”

*Er Chen- this subject.