Enlightenment Arc Chapter 2: Lets Create an Educational Program B This might sound sudden, but in a certain city in the Saitama Prefecture where I lived in previously, there was another yuru-chara or local mascot character[1] other than Musashi Boy-kun.

Its name was Zenpoko-kun.

It was a mascot character that was designed based off a zenpoukouenfun or keyhole-shaped tumulus.

[2] This Zenpoko-kun appearance was simply that of a keyhole-shaped tumulus with hands and feet sticking out.

Even though its a mascot character (yuru-chara), the design was too laid-back.

[3] Well, thats just like what my hometown will do, after all, they already created Musashi Boy-kun when my hometown didnt have any connections with Benkei and only because it used to be called as Musashi Province in the past.

However, there was a reason behind this laid-back design.

Within the city, there was a keyhole-shaped tumulus, but it had long been called the Twin Mounds by the locals.

It was originally considered not as a keyhole-shaped tumulus, but two small tumuli that wer built side by side.

For this reason, when the idea of lets create a mascot character to promote these Twin Mounds, the mascot character design was originally a boy and a girl duo wearing clothing from the Kofun period[4].

However, when this design was completed, there was a land survey conducted that confirmed that the Twin Mounds was in fact a single keyhole-shaped tumulus.

The manufacture of the mascot character had already been decided.

The budget had also already been passed.

However, the Twin Mounds was not two tumuli, but a single keyhole shaped tumulus.

Fortunately, only the design of the twin mascot had been finished, and it hadnt yet reached the phase where it was manufactured or the costume itself or merchandise had been ordered.

Thats why they immediately redesigned the mascot character as a keyhole-shaped tumulus.

Because of this public office way of thinking, it resulted in the sudden birth of Zenpoko-kun.

However, although the problem of the budget and ordering of materials was cleared, this improvised lackadaisical solution was so unattractive that it was not that popular among the citizens.

That Zenpoko-kun was right now being projected onto the Royal Voice Broadcast in the Friedonia Kingdom.

It was 4 oclock in the afternoon on Month 1 Day 10, when the New Years Fever had died down.

The audience, that gathered due to the King performing yet another broadcast, was taken aback at the sudden appearance of this mysterious lifeform (?).

Unaffected by the audiences confusion, the Zenpoko-kun inside the projection spoke out loudly.

Hello everybody~ My name is Zenpoko-kun poko.

After this Together with Oneesan[5] will begin poko~ After Zenpoko-kun finished saying this, a laidback melody began to play.

Zenpoko-kuns Song Lyrics: Souma Kazuya Composition: Juna Dohma Zen, zen, zenpokorin Zenpo-kokunHe came from an ancient country, an energetic round and square childIn study and play, full energy goLook, Ju~na OneesanZen, zen, zenpokorin Ze-n-po-ko-ku~n (Liscia) Standing in a place that wouldnt be picked up by the broadcast equipment, Liscia who was looking at the scene together with me, was gaping her mouth wide open and had an astonished expression on her face.

You have something to say?

(Souma)I dont know where to start But first, whats that?

(Liscia)Zenpoko-kun.

(Souma)Yes, I already knew that.

Since you named it yourself.

(Liscia)Its a practical effect of using my Living Poltergeist.

I asked Pamyu Carol to provide the voice.

(Souma)Voice You cant be serious.

Pamyu is inside that thing!?

(Liscia) Yeah, that was the truth.

Since there was no recording equipment, we couldnt perform a dubbing, so there was no other option beside making the voice come from Zenpoko-kun itself.

Its movements were due to my skill manipulation as Pamyu wasnt that heavy, but its insides seemed to be humid so she threw complaints at me.

I previously thought What is that thing that Aisha had brought with her, but to think that the inside was a new doll costume(Liscia)Musashi Boy-kuns appearance had become famous among the adventurers, so I couldnt let it appear in the Royal Broadcast.

(Souma)Then, why Or rather, what kind of program is this in the first place?

(Liscia)What kind?

Its an educational program.

(Souma)Educational program?

(Liscia)Yes, look.

The real part will begin.

(Souma) After the laidback song was over, what projected next was a scene of a stage.

On the stage, there were props of trees, grass, and stumps arranged to represent a clearing inside a forest, where Zenpoko-kun was writing something on the ground with the chalk in its hand.

U~mm 1 + 1 is 2, 2 + 2 is 4 U~mm, arithmetic is so hard.

(Zenpoko-kun) Zenpoko-kun said while looking troubled.

Then, a blue-haired onee-san, who looked rather boyish with a hat, shirt and short pants, happened to pass by.

The blue-haired onee-san noticed Zenpoko-kun and then made a wide smile as she began to talk with it.

Whats wrong Zenpoko-kun?

Why do you look so troubled?

(Juna Onee-san) Zenpoko-kun raised its face and then walked stodgily towards the onee-san.

Hello, Juna onee-san(Zenpoko-kun) At this point, the adults in the audiences realized that this onee-san was the famous SupremePrima SongstressLorelei, Juna Dohma-dono.

Since when fans were talking about Juna, her appearance in her usual elegant and expensive dress had a strong impression, so they didnt noticed her in her current boyish outfit.

Her way of talking and atmosphere had become plainer.

Right now, Juna had lost her charming older female persona, and she now displayed the loveliness of a girl of her age.

Zenpoko-kun then consulted with Juna onee-san.

Juna Onee-san.

I am troubled because arithmetic is so hard.

Even when I look at the book, there are only lines of numbers and symbols, it isnt fun at all.

(Zenpoko-kun) Many people in the audience nodded at this statement from Zenpoko-kun.

Several days earlier, King Souma had encouraged the citizens to study reading, writing, and calculation.

However, Reading and writing, I could understand, but why do we have to learn to calculate when we are not even merchants?

Calculation was something that was normally unrelated to their lives, or so they thought.

However, Juna onee-san, winked at Zenpoko-kun who was speaking the opinion of the audience.

Ara, arithmetic is actually really fun, you know?

(Juna Onee-san)Eh~, is that true~?

(Zenpoko-kun)Yes.

(Juna Onee-san) Juna onee-san declared this to Zenpoko-kun who looked doubtful.

Then out of nowhere, a happy bright melody began to play.

Juna onee-san then began to sing along with this melody.

The song was Fun Arithmetic[6].

A song from Everyone's Songs[7]that Souma had taught to her.

This song that the Singing Onii-san, Tanaka Seiji-san, who was famous fromBeautiful Sunday[8], had sang.

The song lyrics were about adding and subtracting, the changes when multiplying by ten, and that no matter how big the number is, it will disappear when multiplied with 0 in several comical real world events.

Juna onee-san and Zenpoko-kun were singing in a circle, their dancing figures looked extremely fun.

After the song had finished, Zenpoko-kun flapped his hands happily.

I feel that arithmetic has become a bit more fun.

If I study, then will it become even more fun?

(Zenpoko-kun)Of course.

If you study properly, then you can do even more amazing things.

(Juna Onee-san) Then, Juna onee-san sang once more.

This time, the song was a song where the tones were sung individually with pauses in between them and was ill-balanced.

Even so, it couldnt be called a discordant song.

A mysterious melody: Ifyoukeepmovingforwardintheworldofnumberseverycircledancesinthemusic(Juna Onee-san) What a mysterious song.

(Liscia) Liscia, who was watching the broadcast, muttered so.

Is this also a song from Soumas world?

(Liscia)It could be called that, but this world could be said as to have this song, too.

(Souma)What do you mean by that(Liscia)

Liscia looked at me with disapproving eyes.

She might be thinking that I was ridiculing her.

Hmm Liscia, do you know how to calculate the surface of a circle?

(Souma)Are you making fun of me?

It should be (circles radius) x (circles radius) x (circles circumference ratio)(Liscia) As expected from a Royalty who had received proper education, Liscia answered it smoothly.

I didnt know how high the level of mathematics was in this world, but perhaps Liscia had a better mathematics knowledge of mathematics than me, who was just a Social Science student.

By the way, I would lost majorly to Roroa.

This girl seems to be an expert at the abacus, to the point where she could nonchalantly perform mental arithmetics up to 10 digits.

By the way, how much is the circles circumference ratio in this world?

(Souma)3.

14, although I know that it actually has a much longer digits after this.

(Liscia)Im relieved that they didnt just simplify it as 3.

What Juna-san was singing right now, was using those long-long-long digits of the circles circumference ratio that had been adapted into a musical scale.

1 is do, 9 is high re, 0 is a pause.

(Souma) What Juna-san was singing was the Song of with lyrics added onto it.

My high school music teacher was a funny one, and I heard this Song of that he arranged himself.

The arrangement method Or rather, the pauses inside this Song of gave it a strong impression.

Liscia was astonished by it.

I never thought that a circles circumference ratio could be turned into a song.

(Liscia)Yes.

I think that the person who come with this idea is amazing.

(Souma)The mathematics world is fascinating.

Perhaps I should also aim to become a mathematician.

(Liscia)Hey-hey-hey I beg of you, please carry the role of my queen properly.

(Souma)Fufu, just kidding.

(Liscia) Liscia smiled teasingly at me, so I lightly hit her head in retaliation.

Authors Note:The educational program will keep going on.

Though its titled Together with Neesan, the show is modeled from Fun with Songs.

[9] Even if you know about Gorori[10], you might know the same character from A Lot of Friendslike Hyorori[11].

Mekagamemekakame.

[12] By the way, I also wanted to do it in Hotch Potch Station style,[13] but if I do this, then the main point will be a song parody, so I gave up.

I dont want get deleted again.

(Yukkuris Note: Several Months later, Syosetsu did delete the entire series due to a song parody.

Also, I gave up searching for the reference below) It the author speaks about the NHK educational program, then it will be a lengthy story.

I could write about how I like the age of TenAiPrism Access!

[14], or if I asked about NHK education anime, then rather than Nadia or Sakura[15], I would say the Tensai Television Trilogy Dinosaur[16],Gene[17], and Nano[18], I could talk about this endlessly Yup, if I write about these things, then this story could be said as to be reeking with an Ossans stench I still have a self-awareness.

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuru-chara Different from normal costumed character.

A yuru chara must be yuru, so either they are dopey, look stupid, or ridiculous.

[2] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kofun .

Tumulus is archaeology term to refer to a mound of earth, especially one placed over a prehistoric tomb; a barrow.

A burial mound.

(E/N: Twin Mounds kept making me think of boobs lol. Wheres the big oppai mascot?) Japanese only have Twin Mounds, American have Twin Peaks, Russian have Dual Urals.

(at least according to Worldwide Breast Chart)[3] Originally: yuruchara and yurusugiru.

Dont know how to make the pun work in English.

[4] The Kofun period ( Kofun jidai) is an era in the history of Japan from around 250 to 538 AD.

It follows the Yayoi period.

The word kofun is Japanese for the type of burial mounds dating from this era.

The Kofun and the subsequent Asuka periods are sometimes referred to collectively as the Yamato period.

The Kofun period is the earliest era of recorded history in Japan.

[5] Its a spoof of Okaasan to Issho (With Mother) a long running children's television program airing weekday mornings in Japan on NHK, much like The BBC's Watch with Mother, that had been airing since 5 October 1959.

[6] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGD7RBtY33E[7] Minna no Uta (), literally Everyone's Songs (English title: Songs for Everyone), is a five-minute NHK TV and radio program which is broadcast several times daily.

The program started on April 3, 1961.

It is one of NHK's long-running programs.

[8] A very old song from 1976 I wasnt even been born yet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfMbV_DP5mE[9] (Utatte asobo).

A Saturday segment from / Tomodachi Ippai (A Lot of Friend) a childrens show that aired on NHK from April 1990 to March 1995.

[10] Its a costumed character from (Tsukutte Asobo / Fun with Crafts).

A Wednesday Segment from Tomodachi Ippai (A Lot of Friend).

Even after the mothership program finished, Fun With Crafts continued until 2012[11] Its a character from the Fun with Nature and Fun with Song segment.

[12] This is a tongue twister Dont really understand[13] Hotch Potch Station () is a NHK children show that was shown from 1995 to 2005.

[14] Related to segment (1994).

Still cant find what the hell is Prism Access.

[15] Which anime is this?

Nadia: Secret of Blue Water?

Cardcaptor Sakura?

Boy, I feel old since I watch these when I was still a child (E/N: Same.)

[16] Dinosaur Planet.

An NHK anime from 1993.

[17] Gene Diver.

An NHK anime from 1994.

[18] Lifesaving Soldier: Nano Saver.

An NHK anime from 1997.