Chapter 1024: I'm About to Die (Part One)

After acting crazy for a while, Fei and Entus changed their clothes and walked into the living room beside the tennis court.

They sat on the couch with their legs crossed, drank freshly-made juice, and started communicating and talking non-stop.

"Never even in my dreams did I think that I can meet a homie like you in this world," Fei said, "I thought that after I traveled to this world, I had to say goodbye to Earth forever."

"On the contrary, I have been waiting for this day," Entus said with slight sadness, "d.a.m.n it! I waited for 1,000 years!"

"d.a.m.n son! Could it be that you knew from a long time ago that I would come here?" Fei asked with great curiosity.

Entus nodded and said, "To be honest, I sometimes wished that time could pa.s.s by faster so that this day would come earlier. This way, I can have someone who can understand what I'm saying and play tennis with me. You are the only person in this world that can understand what I'm saying when I talk about Doraemon, Transformers, Saddam Hussein who got hung, and potential places where this b*stard Bin Laden is hiding. Of course, we can also talk about the essence of j.a.panese adult videos and… However, when this day came for real, I'm a little reluctant to give up."

[TL Note: You can tell that this book is old since Bin Laden wasn't killed yet. Also, you may already guess that j.a.panese adult videos are big in China.]

"What do you mean by reluctant to give up?" Fei asked with a smile, "Now, I'm here! You wish is granted, right?"

Entus looked at Fei in all seriousness and said after a moment of silence, "Now that you are here, I'm about to die."

Fei was shocked. After seeing that Entus didn't seem like he was joking, the king asked in confusion, "Die? How come? You still look young, and you don't have any signs of illness and disease…"

Entus didn't respond right away. After a while, he replied, "Fate had already planned all this. Nothing can be reversed. Now that you are here, it means that my mission here is done. Me staying here would become meaningless… Stop, don't ask why. Soon, you will know everything about this."

Fei opened his mouth already, but he didn't know what to say.

This topic was quite heavy.

The king thought for a moment and changed the topic, and he smiled and said, "From what we talked about so far, it is clear that we are from the same generation. How come you already lived in this world for 1,000 years? According to time, China was still in the feudal period 1,000 years ago. You should be someone from that era!"

Entus laughed and replied, "You should know that temporal magic exists in this world. For those beings who are on the highest level, it should be quite easy to make two souls who are from the same world and the same generation to descend on this land 1,000 years apart."

Fei patted his head and instantly realized that he asked a stupid question.

"It seems like 1,000 years didn't change your looks. At least right now, you are still young." Fei continued to change the topic.

"This is one of the benefits that that existence granted me. I can live for exactly 1,000 years, and I can maintain my health and energy. I will always be energetic and won't get sick in these 1,000 years."

"Oh, oh. Forever young? This is an alluring benefit. So, are these items apart of the travel benefits as well? Things like LED TV, computer, iPad, and air conditioner?" Fei was extremely envious.

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Chapter 1024: I'm About to Die (Part Two)

"Hahahaha!" Entus laughed proudly and said, "I created all these things myself. They looked like the real deal, but they are only for show. Take a look at it yourself…" Entus pa.s.sed the iPad to Fei.

After getting ahold of the iPad, Fei instantly started to sweat.

It was a dummy replica that was carefully engraved from a mysterious material. It looked exactly like an iPad on the surface, and it seemed to contain some power of totems and was glowing by itself. However, it only looked like an iPad and had zero functionality.

It seemed like things such as LED TV, computer, and air conditioner were all similar items.

"I had to live in this primitive world for exactly 1,000 years. Therefore, I had to find some ways to entertain myself. These are all items that I carved out when I was bored. Although they can't be used, having them in my room will at least help me recall some of the things on Earth. This way, I won't become a poor bug who completely forgets about the past. Sometimes, when I woke up from my dream, I would feel like I'm still on Earth after seeing these things. Even though the joy might be momentary and short-lived, I was still happy," Entus said with some sadness.

"You seem to reminisce about your past life," Fei asked in slight surprise, "Why don't you open your mind and accept this world? This is also a fascinating world, and you are the supreme pope of the billions of orcs. You can get anything you want, and you have absolute power. Isn't this a good life as well?"

Entus lightly shook his head and said, "I had a great family. My parents loved me, and my little sister is great as well. I was about to graduate from university, and I had already found a job that I liked. I also had a pretty girlfriend. My standards aren't high. A calm and enjoyable life is all that I want. Unfortunately, a car accident took me out of that world forever. It took all the beauty of life away from me."

"Then, your soul traveled to this world, and you became a fox-man and then the pope of the orcs?" Fei wanted to know how Entus came to this world. If others didn't see the white fox tail behind Entus, no one could tell that he was a member of the Behemoth Orc Tribe.

"It wasn't like that. I first met a mysterious existence. He told me that even though he can't revive me, he could give me 1,000 years of life and another extremely thrilling journey. For a plan to be successfully executed, I need to set the path and complete a historical mission. You know the rest of the story already. I then became a priest of the Fox Clan. After the last pope of the Beast G.o.d Palace died, I became the new pope," Entus said with a smile. His words revealed too much information.

"A mysterious existence? A plan? Set the path? A historical mission?" Fei obtained a lot of information that was uncertain, and his mind was in a mess.

"Eh, he was a supreme existence. Even in the current Azeroth Continent, including the G.o.d Clan and the Demon Clan, no one is more powerful and n.o.ble than him. However, I don't know his exact ident.i.ty. I'm only sure that he is at least above the level of G.o.dly king and at the level of supreme G.o.d. In terms of the plan, I don't know too much about it. My mission was only to become the pope of the Beast G.o.d Palace and help this savage tribe that lacked knowledge survive on the poor [Banished Land], allowing this tribe to return to the Azeroth Continent after 1,000 years."

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