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Chapter 76 - Team member Xiao Tianjing is pregnant.

Chapter 76 - Team member Xiao Tianjing is pregnant.

Edited by Divetus

Jing Huans parents were both workaholics, with his mother being a bit more so. However, after work, the couples concern for their child had never declined, and they made sure to even take a few holidays for family travel every year.

After Jing Huan went off to university, there was much less time for the family to get together.. This semester, they had only been able to see each other through video calls, so even Mama Jing, who had always been calm, couldnt help nagging.

Mama Jing frowned and looked at him. Why are you wearing so little?

Three layers, its enough. Jing Huan said, Lets go, Ill treat you to dinner.

Baba Jing listened and laughed, nodding. Okay.

What would you like to eat? Jing Huan asked.

Lets just eat at the restaurant that you eat at most often, Mama Jing answered.

Of course, Jing Huan wouldnt take his parents to eat at the

10 yuan

a bowl golden chicken stew shop. After thinking about it, he decided to go to the nearby Cantonese restaurant.

Turning around, he met Xiang Huaizhis gaze again.

Jing Huan raised his eyebrows in surprise, still smiling, and even stopped by his side when he walked back.

Ge, arent you going shopping?

Xiang Huaizhi stood there quietly, his eyes lingering on the three of them for a few seconds.

They looked too alike.

En, going right away. He nodded to the two people behind Jing Huan. h.e.l.lo

auntie and uncle

.

Mama Jings mouth raised into a smile. h.e.l.lo, are you Jing Huans cla.s.smate?

Mom, this is my senior, Xiang Huaizhi. Jing Huan didnt like to listen to these polite pleasantries, so he interrupted them, Ge, this is my mom

Biological mom? Xiang Huaizhi asked.

There was a moment of silence that lingered in the air.

Xiang Huaizhi only then realized that his question was a bit strange.

He pursed his lips and had wanted to apologize when Mama Jing covered her mouth and chuckled.

Yes, biological mom Jing Huan also laughed, And this is my dad, my biological dad!

Looking down at the couples joined hands, Xiang Huaizhi said, Im sorry, its because both of you look so young.

After a brief chat, Jing Huan took his parents away.

Xiang Huaizhi quietly bid them farewell, his gaze was always pinned on Jing Huan.

Xiang Huaizhi had once guessed before that Jing Huans parents should be pretty well off, otherwise he wouldnt spend tens of thousands of yuan to buy a game account. It was just that at this time, he and his parents had quarreled, so he had no money to spend.

However, he had completely ignored the fact that the last few times they had met, Jing Huan had been wearing limited edition shoes of different styles.

For example, todays pair had come out in the last two months and were even hard to get abroad. During this period, Jing Huan was supposedly in a cold war with his family, and with his living expenses of 200 yuan a week, he couldnt afford to buy them at all.

Last time, when he was trying to hunt down and kill Wheats Number One Fan, Jing Huan had been so angry that he even bought several purple equipment, which added up to at least

five figures

.

Who was willing to spend tens of thousands of yuan to buy game equipment when working nights at a convenience store?

These details were not unnoticed by Xiang Huaizhi; he could even recall them clearly.

He had just never considered these things more deeply.

He had never thought that Jing Huan would trick him.

Up until now, he still couldnt think of a reason for why Jing Huan had lied to him.

After a moment, Xiang Huaizhi looked away, turned around, and walked back to the school.

*

After dinner with his parents, Jing Huan returned home with a cup of milk tea.

After putting the milk tea in the refrigerator, he took out his cellphone and sent a message to the dorm group chat.

Xiao Jing

ya

: @Gao Zixiang, your mother asked my mother to bring you a large jar of pickles. When are you free to come and get them?

Gao Zixiang: What? Auntie is here?? Why didnt you tell me, I would have invited them to dinner

ah

.

Xiao Jing

ya

: Come on, what places are there to invite them to in this waste place.

Lu Wenhao: Tch, you still shouldve said something

ah

. Xianger has always told me that your mother is very beautiful, and Ive always wanted to see her.

Xiao Jing

ya

: Do you also want to see my dads fist?

Lu Wenhao:

886

Gao Zixiang: But how did they end up choosing this time to come over.

Jing Huan sneered, laid on the sofa, crossed his legs, took a photo of the object he just got and sent it to the group.

Xiao Jing

ya

: Nothing, just came to give me a birthday present. [Photo]

The picture was of a car key with a blue and white logo.

Gao Zixiang: ?

Lu Wenhao: ???

The two of them sent over enough question marks to fill up two pages.

Jing Huan looked at his cellphone, happy without spending any effort.

Posturing was really fun, he hadnt even been this happy when he had gotten the gift.

Gao Zixiang: What about the car?! Where did you put it?

Xiao Jing

ya

: In the garage at home.

Lu Wenhao: The car isnt even here, whats the use of just having the keys?

Xiao Jing

ya

: Cant I just pin it to my waist like an accessory?

Lu Wenhao: Get out of here. If you take this key out of the house, Ill take your surname.

Xiao Jing

ya

: Youre just seizing the chance to get the same surname as me, Im definitely not giving you the opportunity.

After sending this sentence, Jing Huan purposefully left the key on the table.

It really was impossible for him to take this thing out, it was just fun for him to joke about it in the dorm group chat.

All three of them in the dorm had pretty good family situations, no one was short of a BMW. Just now, acting so exaggerated was just putting on a show for him.

Gao Zixiang: How would you like to celebrate your birthday this year?

Xiao Jing

ya

: Not celebrating, what 20+ year-old man celebrates his birthday?

Gao Zixiang: Youre not celebrating your twenties, so you want to wait until youre 70 to have a big celebration then?

.

Jing Huan lazily typed.

Xiao Jing

ya

: Suggest something.

Lu Wenhao: I heard that a farmhouse opened up in Linbei, and its especially delicious. The owner has a boat, so you can fish by the sea during the day, pick vegetables in the field, and eat on the boat at night with a sea breeze. How about it?

Xiao Jing

ya

: Were spending money to go fis.h.i.+ng and pick vegetables??

Gao Zixiang: Have you picked vegetables before?

Xiao Jing

ya

: No.

Gao Zixiang: Then, of course, you have to try it. This will probably be the only field you pick in this lifetime anyway.

d.a.m.n it.

He actually thought it made some sense.

Jing Huans head leaned against the sofa cus.h.i.+on, and he hesitated for a long time before agreeing.

Lu Wenhao: Then, Im calling now to make a reservation. Its very busy, we cant get on the s.h.i.+p without booking in advance. Just the three of us, right?

Jing Huan typed out the word En and suddenly thought of something, then deleted it.

Xiao Jing

ya

: Wait a bit, Ill ask someone else.

Xiang Huaizhi was weeding when he received the message.

The small house had been in disrepair for a long time, and there were many weeds outside. Weed a few today, there were still more tomorrow.

Xiao Jing

ya

: Ge, are you free on Tuesday?

Xiang Huaizhi: Yes.

Xiao Jing

ya

: How about going to a farm together?

Xiao Jing

ya

: [shared: Linbei and Happy Farmhouse welcomes

you

to visit] This place.

Xiang Huaizhi didnt even bother opening the link.

Xiang Huaizhi: OK.

Xiao Jing

ya

: By the way, please ask if Lu Ge will come. Its my treat.

Xiang Huaizhi: No need,

AA

.

Xiao Jing

ya

: No, its my birthday, of course, Im paying. If you guys can come, thats good enough.

Xiang Huaizhi:

Xiang Huaizhi: Understood.

Jing Huan sat in front of the computer, scrolling up and down the chat. A strange feeling welled up in his heart.

He found that, ever since he got the idea that Yearning For and Xiang Huaizhi were very similar, he couldnt help but compare the two.

Then, he found that their voices were alike, their names were similar, even their tone of voice was very similar.

A WeChat prompt interrupted his thoughts.

Chunxiao: @Guild, we won. In the next two months, the right to collect potions in the main city will still belong to our Idle Pavilion. Promises guild leader has also said that they will not compete with us in the future. We won the war! Appreciate everyones hard work! Sending out bonuses tonight! The teams on duty during this period will also be rewarded accordingly!

Seeing the news, Jing Huan was relieved. They finally didnt have to stay on the Silk Road every night.

As soon as he logged into the game, he received several system prompts to remind him to go enter the guild to collect his bonus.

At this time, the guild treasury was full of people who had come to collect their money. The little fox fairy pushed forward through the crowd and clicked on the guild managers dialog box.

[Guild] Xiao Tianjing got 500 gold for Captain Reward.

[Guild] Xiao Tianjing got 100 gold for Idle Pavilion is Awesome Reward.

[Guild] Xiao Tianjing got 100 gold for Partic.i.p.ation Reward.

[Guild] Xiao Tianjing got 100 gold for Idle Pavilion is Awesome Reward.

The words Xiao Tianjing had completely occupied the guild chat channel.

[Guild] Peachy Fate: ?? Why do you have so many rewards?!

[Guild] Xiao Tianjing: Ah? Doesnt everyone get several?

[Guild] Dont Ask when Ill Return: Everyone gets three

ah

, you actually got eight?!

Jing Huan was stupefied and scrolled up to have a look. The others really only got three.

[Guild] Floating Down: I saw that several rewards overlapped, and Xiao Tianjing didnt seem to be the team leader. Did Chunxiao make a mistake?

[Guild] Xiao Tianjing: Let me go ask. >.<

[Guild] Chunxiao: No mistake. Your husband's share is there.

[Guild] Xiao Tianjing:

[Guild] Xiao Tianjing: What Although we are married, our property is still separated! I'll give it back to you, please send it to him separately

ba

. TT

[Guild] Chunxiao: He told me to give it all to you before. You should coordinate as husband and wife

ba

.

[Guild] Xiao Tianjing:

[Guild] Dont Ask when Ill Return: [lemon]

[Guild] Affectionate in Silence: I eat [lemon]

The chatbox was filled with lemons.

It seemed that Yearning For had blocked the guild chat since he never appeared. Jing Huan moved his mouse to the other mans profile and saw the other mans coordinates.

When he flew home, Yearning For had just cut down a weed and was throwing it in the basket behind him.

Jing Huan:

The dignified and lofty G.o.d of War had been reduced to doing this.

Great G.o.d, you really like loli voices.

[Current] Xiao Tianjing: Gege, stop weeding We dont play with the housing system that much anyway.

Xiang Huaizhi didnt actually like cleaning up the yard, he just needed to ponder on things for the time being, and weeding didnt require any brainpower.

Seeing Xiao Tianjing, he tossed the basket on his back onto the ground and didnt speak.

[Current] Xiao Tianjing: I helped collect the guild money for you. Turn on the money receiving setting, and Ill toss it to you.

[Current] Yearning For: Keep it.

Before, Xiang Huaizhi had been worried that he didnt have any money to spend, so he had told Chunxiao to send everything to his account.

Now it could be a birthday present.

[Current] Xiao Tianjing: No way >.< its your money.

[Current] Yearning For: Lets go do instances.

[Current] Xiao Tianjing:

Wasnt this topic changing too quickly?

The team invitation jumped out, and Jing Huan agreed and tried to toss the money at him.

[Yearning For has closed the setting of receiving money, transfer failed. ]

Jing Huan: ""

Forget it.

In the future, this setting will eventually be turned on, and he will return it next time.

Five people teamed up in the main city, ready to go do NCHs most difficult instances.

After preparing advanced potions and items, their group walked to the instance emissary.

Jing Huan was holding his chin, heart wilting and in a daze. Yearning For never opened his mouth again after they left their house. All the lies he had used to cover up for the whole situation with his side account, hes not sure if Yearning For believed him or not

[Instance Emissary: Team member Xiao Tianjing is pregnant. Fierce fighting may cause damage to the player's body! Do you want to continue? Yes, No. ]

Jing Huan's thoughts diffused into the horizon so he stared at the dialog box for a long time and didn't understand its meaning.

It wasnt until Yearning For left the team that he suddenly recovered and sat up straight.

Before he could say anything, his friends notifications lit up.

[Couple] Yearning For: Leave the team, were not doing it.

Juurensha

: .PREGNANT???

Divi

: Oh no, now theres gonna be a child to think about if they have drama. LOL

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