But all the Country round came to see the Burying, and it was late before the Corpse was interred. After which, in the Night, or rather about Four o'Clock in the Morning, the Bells were heard to jingle in the Steeple, which frightened the People prodigiously, who all thought it was Lady _Ducklington_'s Ghost dancing among the Bell-ropes.

The People flocked to _Will Dobbins_ the Clerk, and wanted him to go and see what it was; but _William_ said, he was sure it was a Ghost, and that he would not offer to open the Door. At length Mr.

_Long_ the Rector, hearing such an Uproar in the Village, went to the Clerk, to know why he did not go into the Church; and see who was there. I go, Sir, says _William_, why the Ghost would frighten me out of my Wits.--Mrs. _Dobbins_ too cried, and laying hold of her Husband said, he should not be eat up by the Ghost. A Ghost, you Blockheads, says Mr. _Long_ in a Pet, did either of you ever see a Ghost, or know any Body that did? Yes, says the Clerk, my Father did once in the Shape of a Windmill, and it walked all round the Church in a white Sheet, with Jack Boots on, and had a Gun by its Side instead of a Sword. A fine Picture of a Ghost truly, says Mr. _Long_, give me the Key of the Church, you Monkey; for I tell you there is no such Thing now, whatever may have been formerly.--Then taking the Key, he went to the Church, all the people following him. As soon as he had opened the Door, what Sort of a Ghost do ye think appeared? Why Little _Two-Shoes_, who being weary, had fallen asleep in one of the Pews during the Funeral Service, and was shut in all Night. She immediately asked Mr. _Long_'s Pardon for the Trouble she had given him, told him, she had been locked into the Church, and said, she should not have rung the Bells, but that she was very cold, and hearing Farmer _Boult_'s Man go whistling by with his Horses, she was in Hopes he would have went to the Clerk for the Key to let her out.

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CHAP. VII.

_Containing an Account of all the Spirits, or Ghosts, she saw in the Church._

The People were ashamed to ask Little _Madge_ any Questions before Mr. _Long_, but as soon as he was gone, they all got round her to satisfy their Curiousity, and desired she would give them a particular Account of all that she had heard and seen.

Her TALE.

I went to the Church, said she, as most of you did last Night, to see the Burying, and being very weary, I sate me down in Mr.

_Jones_'s Pew, and fell fast asleep. At Eleven of the Clock I awoke; which I believe was in some measure occasioned by the Clock's striking, for I heard it. I started up, and could not at first tell where I was; but after some Time I recollected the Funeral, and soon found that I was shut in the Church. It was dismal dark, and I could see nothing; but while I was standing in the Pew, something jumped up upon me behind, and laid, as I thought, its Hands over my Shoulders.--I own, I was a little afraid at first; however, I considered that I had always been constant at Prayers and at Church, and that I had done n.o.body any Harm, but had endeavoured to do what Good I could; and then, thought I, what have I to fear? yet I kneeled down to say my Prayers. As soon as I was on my Knees something very cold, as cold as Marble, ay, as cold as Ice, touched my Neck, which made me start; however, I continued my Prayers, and having begged Protection from Almighty G.o.d, I found my Spirits come, and I was sensible that I had nothing to fear; for G.o.d Almighty protects not only all those who are good, but also all those who endeavour to be good.--Nothing can withstand the Power, and exceed the Goodness of G.o.d Almighty. Armed with the Confidence of his Protection, I walked down the Church Isle, when I heard something, pit pat, pit pat, pit pat, come after me, and something touched my Hand, which seemed as cold as a Marble Monument. I could not think what this was, yet I knew it could not hurt me, and therefore I made myself easy, but being very cold, and the Church being paved with Stone, which was very damp, I felt my Way as well as I could to the Pulpit, in doing which something brushed by me, and almost threw me down. However I was not frightened, for I knew, that G.o.d Almighty would suffer nothing to hurt me.

At last, I found out the Pulpit, and having shut too the Door, I laid me down on the Mat and Cushion to sleep; when something thrust and pulled the Door, as I thought for Admittance, which prevented my going to sleep. At last it cries, _Bow, wow, wow_; and I concluded it must be Mr. _Saunderson_'s Dog, which had followed me from their House to Church, so I opened the Door, and called _Snip, Snip_, and the Dog jumped up upon me immediately. After this _Snip_ and I lay down together, and had a most comfortable Nap; for when I awoke again it was almost light. I then walked up and down all the Isles of the Church to keep myself warm; and though I went into the Vault, and trod on Lady _Ducklington's_ Coffin, I saw no Ghost, and I believe it was owing to the Reason Mr. _Long_ has given you, namely, that there is no such Thing to be seen. As to my Part, I would as soon lie all Night in the Church as in any other Place; and I am sure that any little Boy or Girl, who is good, and loves G.o.d Almighty, and keeps his Commandments, may as safely lie in the Church, or the Church-yard, as any where else, if they take Care not to get Cold; for I am sure there are no Ghosts, either to hurt, or to frighten them; though any one possessed of Fear might have taken Neighbour _Saunderson_'s Dog with his cold Nose for a Ghost; and if they had not been undeceived, as I was, would never have thought otherwise.

All the Company acknowledged the Justness of the Observation, and thanked Little _Two-Shoes_ for her Advice.

REFLECTION.

After this, my dear Children, I hope you will not believe any foolish Stories that ignorant, weak, or designing People may tell you about _Ghosts_; for the Tales of _Ghosts_, _Witches_, and _Fairies_, are the Frolicks of a distempered Brain. No wise Man ever saw either of them.

Little _Margery_ you see was not afraid; no, she had _good Sense_, and a _good Conscience_, which is a Cure for all these imaginary Evils.

CHAP. VIII.

_Of something which happened to Little_ Two-Shoes_ in a Barn, more dreadful than the Ghost in the Church; and how she returned Good for Evil to her Enemy Sir_ Timothy.

Some Days after this a more dreadful Accident befel Little _Madge_.

She happened to be coming late from teaching, when it rained, thundered, and lightened, and therefore she took Shelter in a Farmer's Barn at a Distance from the Village. Soon after, the Tempest drove in four Thieves, who, not seeing such a little creep-mouse Girl as _Two-Shoes_, lay down on the Hay next to her, and began to talk over their Exploits, and to settle Plans for future Robberies. Little _Margery_ on hearing them, covered herself with Straw. To be sure she was sadly frighted, but her good Sense taught her, that the only Security she had was in keeping herself concealed; therefore she laid very still, and breathed very softly. About Four o'Clock these wicked People came to a Resolution to break both Sir _William Dove's_ House, and Sir _Timothy Gripe's_, and by Force of Arms to carry off all their Money, Plate and Jewels; but as it was thought then too late, they agreed to defer it till the next Night. After laying this Scheme they all set out upon their Pranks, which greatly rejoiced _Margery_, as it would any other little Girl in her Situation. Early in the Morning she went to Sir _William_, and told him the whole of their Conversation.

Upon which, he asked her Name, gave her Something, and bid her call at his House the Day following. She also went to Sir _Timothy_ notwithstanding standing he had used her so ill; for she knew it was her Duty to _do Good for Evil_. As soon as he was informed who she was, he took no Notice of her; upon which she desired to speak to Lady _Gripe_; and having informed her Ladyship of the Affair, she went her Way. This Lady had more Sense than her Husband, which indeed is not a singular Case; for instead of despising Little _Margery_ and her Information, she privately set People to guard the House. The Robbers divided themselves, and went about the Time mentioned to both Houses, and were surprized by the Guards, and taken. Upon examining these Wretches, one of which turned Evidence, both Sir _William_ and Sir _Timothy_ found that they owed their Lives to the Discovery made by Little _Margery_, and the first took great Notice of her, and would no longer let her lie in a Barn; but Sir _Timothy_ only said, that he was ashamed to owe his Life to the Daughter of one who was his Enemy; so true it is, _that a proud Man seldom forgives those he has injured_.

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CHAP. IX.

_How Little_ Margery _was made Princ.i.p.al of a Country College._

Mrs. _Williams_, of whom I have given a particular Account in my _New Year's Gift_, and who kept a College for instructing little Gentlemen and Ladies in the Science of A, B, C, was at this Time very old and infirm, and wanted to decline that important Trust. This being told to Sir _William Dove_, who lived in the Parish, he sent for Mrs.

_Williams_, and desired she would examine Little _Two-Shoes_, and see whether she was qualified for the Office.----This was done, and Mrs.

_Williams_ made the following Report in her Favour, namely, _that Little_ Margery _was the best Scholar, and had the best Head, and the best Heart of any one she had examined_. All the Country had a great Opinion of Mrs. _Williams_, and this Character gave them also a great Opinion of Mrs. _Margery_; for so we must now call her.

This Mrs. _Margery_ thought the happiest Period of her Life; but more Happiness was in Store for her. G.o.d Almighty heaps up Blessings for all those who love him, and though for a Time he may suffer them to be poor and distressed, and hide his good Purposes from human Sight, yet in the End they are generally crowned with Happiness here, and no one can doubt of their being so hereafter.

On this Occasion the following Hymn, or rather a Translation of the twenty-third Psalm, is said to have been written, and was soon after published in the _Spectator_.

I.

The Lord my Pasture shall prepare, And feed me with a Shepherd's Care: His Presence shall my Wants supply, And guard me with a watchful Eye; My Noon-day Walks he shall attend, And all my Midnight Hours defend.

II.

When in the sultry Glebe I faint, Or on the thirsty Mountain pant; To fertile Vales and dewy Meads, My weary wand'ring Steps he leads; Where peaceful Rivers, soft and slow, Amid the verdant Landskip flow.

III.

Tho' in the Paths of Death I tread, With gloomy Horrors overspread, My stedfast Heart shall fear no ill, For thou, O Lord, art with me still; Thy friendly Crook shall give me Aid, And guide me thro' the dreadful Shade.

IV.

Tho' in a bare and rugged Way, Thro' devious lonely Wilds I stray, Thy Bounty shall my Pains beguile: The barren Wilderness shall smile, With sudden Greens & herbage crown'd, And Streams shall murmur all around.

Here ends the History of Little _Two Shoes_. Those who would know how she behaved after she came to be Mrs. _Margery Two-Shoes_ must read the Second Part of this Work, in which an Account of the Remainder of her Life, her Marriage, and Death are set forth at large, according to Act of Parliament.

The Renowned

HISTORY

OF

Mrs. MARGERY TWO-SHOES.

-------------------- PART II.

INTRODUCTION.