'That little vixen's took a chicken,' said Abel, after a time; 'that's the second.'
'She only does it when I'm away, being clemmed,' said Hazel pleadingly.
'Well, if she does it again,' Abel announced, 'it's the water and a stone round her neck. So now you know.'
'You durstn't.'
'We'll see if I durst.'
Hazel fled in tears to the unrepentant and dignified Foxy. Some of us find it hard enough to be dignified when we have done right; but Foxy could be dignified when she had done wrong, and the more wrong, the more dignity.
She was very bland, and there was a look of deep content--digestive content, a state bordering on the mystic's trance--in her affectionate topaz eyes.
It had been a tender and nourishing chicken; the hours she had spent in gnawing through her rope had been well repaid.
'Oh! you darlin' wicked little thing!' wailed Hazel. 'You munna do it, Foxy, or he'll drown you dead. What for did you do it, Foxy, my dear?'
Foxy's eyes became more eloquent and more liquid.
'You gallus little blessed!' said Hazel again. 'Eh! I wish you and me could live all alone by our lonesome where there was no men and women.'
Foxy shut her eyes and yawned, evidently feeling doubtful if such a halcyon place existed in the world.
Hazel sat on her heels and thought. It was flight or Foxy. She knew that if she did not take Foxy away, her renewed naughtiness was as certain as sunset.
'You was made bad,' she said sadly but sympathetically. 'Leastways, you wasn't made like watch-dogs and house-cats and cows. You was made a fox, and you be a fox, and its queer-like to me, Foxy, as folk canna see that. They expect you to be what you wanna made to be. You'm made to be a fox; and when you'm busy being a fox they say you'm a sinner!'
Having wrestled with philosophy until Foxy yawned again, Hazel went in to try her proposition on Abel. But Abel met it as the world in general usually meets a new truth.
'She took the chick,' he said. 'Now, would a tarrier do that--a well-trained tarrier? I says 'e would _not_'
'But it inna fair to make the same law for foxes and terriers.'
'I make what laws suit me,' said Abel. 'And what goes agen me--gets drownded.'
'But it inna all for you!' cried Hazel.
'Eh?'
'The world wunna made in seven days only for Abel Woodus,' said Hazel daringly.
'You've come back very peart from Silverton,' said Abel reflectively-- 'very peart, you 'ave. How many young fellers told you your 'air was abron this time? That fool Albert said so last time, and you were neither to hold nor to bind. Abron! Carrots!'
But it was not, as he thought, this climax that silenced Hazel. It was the lucky hit about the young fellows and the reminiscence called up by the word 'abron.' He continued his advantage, mollified by victory.
'Tell you what it is, 'Azel; it's time you was married. You're too uppish.'
'I shall ne'er get married.'
'Words! words! You'll take the first as comes--if there's ever such a fool.'
Hazel wished she could tell him that one had asked her, and that no labouring man. But discretion triumphed.
'Maybe,' she said tossing her head, 'I _will_ marry, to get away from the Callow.'
'Well, well, things couldna be dirtier; maybe they'll be cleaner when you'm gone. Look's the floor!'
Hazel fell into a rage. He was always saying things about the floor.
She hated the floor.
'I swear I'll wed the first as comes!' she cried--'the very first!'
'And last,' put in Abel. 'What'll you swear by?'
'By God's Little Mountain.'
'Well,' said Abel contentedly, 'now you've sworn _that_ oath, you're bound to keep it, and so now I know that if ever an 'usband _does_ come forrard you canna play the fool.'
Hazel was too wrathful for consideration.
'You look right tidy in that gownd,' Abel said. 'I 'spose you'll be wearing it to the meeting up at the Mountain?'
'What meeting?'
'Didna I tell you I'd promised you for it--to sing? They'm after me to take the music and play.'
Hazel forgot everything in delight.
'Be we going for certain sure?' she asked.
'Ah! Next Monday three weeks.'
'We mun practise.'
'They say that minister's a great one for the music. One of them sort as is that musical he canna play. There'll be a tea.'
'Eh!' said Hazel, 'it'll be grand to be in a gentleman's house agen!'
'When've you bin in a gentleman's house?'
Hazel was taken aback.
'Yesterday!' she flashed. 'If Albert inna a gent I dunno who is, for he's got a watch-chain brass-mockin'-gold all across his wescoat.'
Abel roared. Then he fell to in earnest on the coffin, whistling like a blackbird. Hazel sat down and watched him, resting her cheek on her hand. The cold snowlight struck on her face wanly.
'Dunna you ever think, making coffins for poor souls to rest in as inna tired, as there's a tree growing somewhere for yours?' she asked.
'Laws! What's took you? Measles? What for should I think of me coffin?