Wonderful Painting of the Mountains and Seas 1

Jiang Xie told him, "Don't talk so rudely to me in the future. Talk to me like gra.s.s to gra.s.s."

Yan Zhe wanted to be angry with him. "I'm your f.u.c.king mother!"

"That doesn't work. My Xiao Xie won't recognize a woman like you."

Yan Zhe, "…….."

It was settled. The milk G.o.d Yan who couldn't play n the martial arts field would hire people to kill him! (Milk = healer)

The virgin Old Jiang had broken legs on the weekdays and now that he had a wife, he was soaring.

On the training field, Jiang Xie calmly stated, "Do it together."

The other group members, "?"

Jiang Xie told them, "I'm in a hurry."

What should he do if the child waited too long?

His words exploded the scene and succeeded in making the brothers who lived and died with him into 'hated enemies'!

Smother this Old Jiang to death to release their nurse's anger! They would do so to prove that Milk Yan's money went to the right place!

There was a violent bombardment that seemed dangerous. In the end, the group of people were exhausted and the only one left standing was the beaten Jiang Xie.

Qin Ge didn't join the fight. After all, he still had to use Equivalent Exchange. What would he do if he didn't have the strength to use it? A person chasing his wife was crazy.

The one with the highest combat strength among them Nan Yi, waved his hand. "There is no way. I'm squeezed dry."

The others couldn't even speak. Jiang Xie patted the ash that didn't exist on his body and stated, "You can. If you really do your best, I won't be able to stand it."

How could they listen to this? It was too unpleasant! How many of them could fight against this old man with all their strength?

Was it worth it? It was worth it.

Then something rose from the bottom of their hearts and they lost their happiness. What was going on?

Really shameful! It was even more humiliating after Jiang Xie smiled. "After all, I've lost too much of my soul and only have 35% of my power left."

The crowd, "…" d.a.m.n, there was no way to refute it!

Nan Yu shook his drained legs and stood up. "O-Old…" He couldn't finish the words before collapsing.

Next to him, Zong Xia was more pragmatic and already called Yan Zhe. "Yan Zhe, asking for some milk."

They shouted milk when their bodies were fine and G.o.d when they were half dead. It was like this and there were no problems.

Yan Zhe scolded, "You can't beat up Old Jiang and you still want milk? Get out of here!"

Jiang Xie wasn't the same and didn't need milk. He was obviously one step from exhaustion but he was relaxed as if he had just finished afternoon tea.

At this point, everyone was convinced. This person perfectly combined a shameless face and dead face. How could they not be convinced?

Jiang Xie also felt helpless. He paid such a big price to go to the open world, which was unexpected.

Losing memories sounded painless but they were memories a.s.sociated with Xie Xi. The importance of these memories to Jiang Xie was beyond the imagination of others.

Someone could enter the world he designed, someone could clear the world he designed, someone could free his souls…

These things alone were already a matter of vital importance.

Not to mention that for the first time in his life, he liked a person and even his souls wanted to marry this person.

The memories a.s.sociated with Xie Xi were the redemption of his entire life and it was an unspeakable love story

Of course, he paid such a big price because the level of the open world was too low. The principle he violated was so big that the price paid was great.

The level of the worlds he designed was relatively high and the price he paid was much smaller.

Still, this was a world of his own design. If he wanted to enter his own world, he had to violate this principle and the price he would have to pay wasn't much smaller.

Jiang Xie could only try to lower the distance between himself and the quasi-world level in order to reduce the cost.

This might not mean much. Even if he didn't take items, over-consumed himself and blocked some of his more abnormal skills, the full level qualifications alone was enough to crush all S-grade worlds.

Other people were clamouring to improve their strength.

Meanwhile, Jiang Xie was worried about how to compress his strength to save his partner from being bullied by himself.

Xie Xi couldn't stay in Central for too long. 10 hours later, Jiang Xie sent a message. "Are you prepared?"

Xie Xi replied, "I can really go alone…"

He didn't finish when Jiang Xie interrupted. "You can but I can't."

Xie Xi had a hunch that this person was going to speak a train of nonsense again. Sure enough, Jiang Xie's next sentence was, "I can't breathe without you in Central."

Xie Xi dismantled him. "Then did you not breathe before I came to Central?"

Jiang Xie kept pretending to be pathetic. "I held my breath for so long waiting for you. Do you want me to hold it again? What will you do if I choke?" The latter sentence seemed a bit ambiguous…

Xie Xi didn't notice. "It's good if you choke!"

Jiang Xie was worried. "How can that be done? Our sons are big and small and can't have s.e.x. We need to…"

Xie Xi reacted. "W-Who told you this?"

"Don't be shy. I know you are young and energetic. I am happy if there is a demand…"

Xie Xi quickly poked the water curtain. "Do you not want to go?"

Jiang Xie immediately replied, "I'm going!"

Don't look at Jiang Xie's happiness. In fact, his heart was empty. He thought that his memories of this treasure couldn't be lost again.

The sweet 60 years of memories, if he lost them…

What would his child do? It felt like there was a heavy weight on his chest just thinking of Xie Xi's sad appearance.

Qin Ge was about to use Equivalent Exchange and Jiang Xie held Xie Xi's hand. Xie Xi was shy in front of people and wanted to pull away, but Jiang Xie held it tightly.

He couldn't believe in his luck but believed in Xie Xi. His child was all his good luck.

Xie Xi was vaguely aware of Jiang Xie's uneasiness but he didn't allow himself to be affected. This guy always loved to pretend to be pitiful and if Xie Xi really felt heartache, he would fall into a pit again.

Still, even if he fell into this pit, he couldn't bear to see Jiang Xie upset. Xie Xi gently shook his hand and spoke just as he was about to enter the quasi-world. "It's fine. Forgetting is okay…"

Jiang Xie's heart jerked as he heard what wasn't said.

It's fine…

Forgetting is okay…

Xie Xi still remembered…

He would tell Jiang Xie over and over again…

Jiang Xie heard the most touching words of love of his life and his soul seemed to melt. Xie Xi regretted it after speaking. He was afraid this guy's tail would soar high into the sky!

Xie Xi's mouth was slightly curved and he first glanced at Jiang Xie before reading the information panel.

Where was he?

There was a countdown on the information panel. He couldn't delay reading it any longer or there could be trouble.

Xie Xi had to check the quasi-world situation first.

[Welcome to the quasi-world. Please read the information board carefully.

Game Name: Wonderful Painting of the Mountains and Seas

Game Summary: The mountains and seas are competing for hegemony. The holy beasts and demon beasts are fighting against each other. Is the holy mountain's rule more popular or the demon sea's freedom more desirable? Look at how the wonderful pen draws the weather, the mountains and seas and the bright a.s.semblage of talented individuals.

Main Task: Collect the holy beasts drawings. Side Task: To be refreshed.

Number of Loads: None.

Items Carried: Beginner collectors can carry three items.

Privilege: 10 times the reward money, Camouflage and the Puppet Technique.

Xie Xi saw the privileges and couldn't help frowning. There were two old friends. 10 times the reward money and Camouflage. The former was negligible. After all, gold coins meant little to Xie Xi. The latter…

Xie Xi couldn't forget this old friend. After all, in Atlantis it accompanied him 'through fire and water' as he paused through countless evil fields.

After seeing the privilege, Xie Xi felt like he had seen the ferocious scene of the souls standing together. The souls in this quasi-world…

It was certain that there were more than one. Xie Xi only asked that it didn't exceed the number of fingers on one hand!

What to do? Choose an old friend or choose a new friend?

The situation of Puppet was still unclear but he was familiar with Camouflage.

The three original faces were easy to use while with the reserve faces, he could freely come and go in Atlantis.

But… Xie Xi glanced at the game summary and was slightly worried about the background of the quasi-world.

Holy beasts and demon beasts, the mountain and sea. That d.a.m.n mythical background was this? The reserve faces in this quasi-world might not be meaningful. After all, many people might be able to change their bodies and it could be easily seen through.

The power of Camouflage might be greatly reduced. The original faces still had strategic value if the number of souls was more than two…

Wait. Xie Xi looked at the main task and couldn't help feeling slightly lucky.

Collecting the drawings of the holy beasts didn't seem so psychotic?

The drawings of holy beasts weren't collecting the love of six princes. Perhaps he didn't have to provoke the souls?

Xie Xi quickly shook this idea away. He thought that Love to the Left or Right was simply surviving for seven days but what was the result? As a result, he stepped on three boats and almost broke his legs!

Xie Xi first refreshed the side task. It was to collect the drawings of the demon beasts.

Since it was the same type as the main task, these should be the core tasks.

Xie Xi spent 300 silver coins and it was still the same task. He didn't want to waste any more time.

The main and side tasks didn't give too many clues for the time being. Then… what type of privilege should he choose?

Xie Xi looked at the new friend, the Puppet Technique. There were no introductions. He could only choose without knowing.

What the h.e.l.l should he choose? It was just about to close when Xie Xi chose the Puppet Technique.

Camouflage might be an old friend but this world was different from Atlantis. Xie Xi thought ti wasn't useful and it was better to try a new friend!

Xie Xi finally entered the game and looked around for the naughty monster, just in case Jiang Xie lost his head.

Roast Pork Bun cried out, "Daddy, Daddy, where are you?"

Xie Xi, "???"  Was this cat blind?

The kitten flew around like a headless fly. Xie Xi wanted to open his mouth, only to find that this situation wasn't quite right?

He… it seemed like… he wasn't a human?

At this time, there was a flash of purple light and a woman who could only be described with 'as beautiful as a flower' shouted angrily, "You bear child, you unexpectedly escaped from your marriage!"

Xie Xi, "…" It wasn't him, it wasn't him, it must not be him.

The woman continued, "You also dared to change back to your original shape. Do you want to admit that you are a white rose that represents pure love?"

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Wonderful Painting of the Mountains and Seas 2

These words woke up the dreamer and Xie Xi figured out what he was!

A flower…

A rose…

A white rose…

Xie Xi comforted himself. It was better than being a great white shark. This d.a.m.n ghost, the great white shark was at least an animal. This time he had become a plant!

Xie Xi tried to move his body but the purple woman in front of him had already picked him up. "Look at your cute little face, look at your pure white colour, think about your flower language. How can you escape from marriage!"

Xie Xi had no knowledge of this. He didn't know who he was going to marry or who had escaped.

“Still pretending!" The woman in purple poked him with small leaves. Xie Xi admired how this lady could tell that he was pretending while he was a rose.

"I'm telling you, crying and screaming isn't a good thing. Think about what you're doing here. Us roses aren't vine plants thanks to the protection of Lord Azure Dragon!"

Originally, this purple woman was also a rose…

The roses weren't vine plants? How could they normally grow legs?

Forget it, it was meaningless to pursue these things in such a colourful and beautiful Mary Sue world.

Xie Xi was carried in her hand and made a posture of listening.

The purple woman said, "Don't act pitiful. Originally when Lord Azure Dragon came to Baihua Mountain, I should've told you not to go. You are a small rose and can't hold your human form. Going to that place.."

Xie Xi felt wronged. If he had come earlier, he definitely wouldn't have gone to Baihua Mountain and would've gone straight down the mountain!

The task was to collect the holy beasts and demon beasts, not flowers or gra.s.s.

"You're a stupid person and was rescued by Lord Azure Dragon." The woman in purple scolded him but didn't want to hurt him too much. "Lord Azure Dragon didn't dislike you and also took care of you. I can understand why you're not at ease with this marriage. After all, the ident.i.ty of Lord Azure Dragon is so big and he thinks you are cute. What will you do when this freshness is over? You little goblin, where is your foothold on that holy mountain?"

Xie Xi didn't know how to speak as a rose and could only spit in his heart, "Since you're not at ease, let me escape from the marriage."

It turned out he said it out loud!

The woman in purple angrily shook him. "You can still say such words? Don't you realize who that is? This marriage was what you wanted and now you want to destroy it? How can our rose clan live in the mountain and sea if we offend Lord Azure Dragon?"

Xie Xi, "…"

He woke up to such a big problem but he still didn't know where the initiator had gone!

The purple woman continued, "I told you earlier and you didn't listen. You had to go to the Holy Mountain to be a man. Now you are afraid? I'm saying that you can't do this! Even if you don't want to marry him, you have to! Our entire rose family can't be destroyed because of you!"

Xie Xi felt helpless. "I…"

The purple woman wondered, "What are you doing? Quickly change back to human form!"

Xie Xi also wanted to become a person. The problem was…

"How?" He really didn't know how to change from a rose to a person.

The woman in purple froze. Xie Xi had to pull out his acting routine. "Somehow I woke up remembering nothing."

The woman in purple, "…"

Xie Xi didn't want to pretend to have amnesia but the souls in this quasi-world had obviously arranged a lot of the plot in advance. He knew nothing so it was better to pretend.

"I really forgot. I don't even know my own name."

The purple woman glared at him angrily. "You little b.a.s.t.a.r.d. There are 365 days in a year and you have forgotten 360 days. If you want to forget, I won't let you forget. I see that your leaves are itchy. Just wait for me to use you to catch insects!" What type of magic metaphor was this?

Then… what the h.e.l.l was the setting for this flower? Was it a runaway train? He wasn't a Jiang soul. How did he end up like this?

Xie Xi hurriedly told him, "No, I have really forgotten."

The woman in purple cried out, "Don't use amnesia as a cover. If you really forgot then why do you want to escape the marriage? Say you will marry!"

Xie Xi spoke sincerely, "I can't remember at all. If getting married can really save the rose family, I will go."

The woman in purple was stunned by these words.

This was obviously something that the bold and mischievous little b.a.s.t.a.r.d wouldn't say.

"You really… have forgotten?"

Xie Xi replied, "Yes, I don't even know your name."

"You forgot me?"

"Yes."

The woman in purple finally believed that he lost his memory. Forget regaining his human form, even amnesia wasn't an easy thing.

The woman in purple asked a few questions and Xie Xi really didn't know the answers. His expression wasn't fake (Xie Xi didn't know how she could see an expression on a white rose) and the woman's face became complicated. "You little b.a.s.t.a.r.d, how could you forget all of it…"

"I don't know exactly what is going on."

The woman in purple sighed. "Your broken things, I know them clearly and will tell you."

Xie Xi nodded and waited for the information to come.

The woman in purple was called Purple Nine. She was a low-grade rose flower. This meant she hadn't lived for hundreds of years and wasn't comparable to the snow lotus who was born early on the cold mountain.

Those with a low level had few names and were mostly sorted by colour.

Purple Nine naturally wasn't the ninth purple rose in this family. She just inherited this name with strength.

The serial number of each colour only went up to 12. After that, it didn't make much sense. They used the number they liked and didn't care if it was repeated.

Only the first 12 numbers couldn't be used indiscriminately since they were obtained with strength.

Xie Xi asked, "What is my name?"

Purple Nine replied, "Xie Xi."

Xie Xi was stunned. "Shouldn't I have no name?"

Purple Nine stared at him. "You are about to marry Lord Azure Dragon. How can you have no name?"

Well, he was a wildflower about to fly up a branch to become a phoenix. It was time to have a name. But Xie Xi… how was it his original name?

Purple Nine told him, "Lord Azure Dragon spoils you and gave you the name of the flower G.o.d."

Xie Xi, "???"

Purple Nine sighed. "How can our rose family afford this name? You are nothing but a small rose with low mana. How can you stand it?"

Wait a minute… Xie Xi got gooseb.u.mps. How did his name become the name of the flower G.o.d? His name was very ordinary and common. He wasn't Mary Sue, okay!

And what was a flower G.o.d? Weren't most of them beautiful women?

Purple Nine continued, "Thus, Lord Azure Dragon had high hopes for you. However, this naughty child…"

She shook her head with real worries in her eyes. "You have to marry Lord Azure Dragon, even if it isn't for the rose family. You have inherited this name and in order to protect yourself, you have to rely on Lord Azure Dragon."

Xie Xi hadn't yet recovered from this colourful setting and laughed. "Isn't it just a name…?"

“Don't underestimate it!" Purple Nine shouted. "How many flowers have been waiting and dreaming of obtaining the name of the flower G.o.d?"

"Is a person bound to become a flower G.o.d with this name?"

Purple Nine replied solemnly. "You might not become a flower G.o.d with this name but without the name, you can't become a flower G.o.d."

Xie Xi, "…"

He refused and wanted to resist this d.a.m.ned setting. He had a mad desire to change his name. Sein was very good and Colin was also good!

Purple Nine told him, "You must not speak nonsense. Underestimating the words of the flowers means being abandoned by the G.o.d's pen and then Lord Azure Dragon can't protect you!"

Abandoned by the G.o.d's pen? Xie Xi was interested in this and directly asked.

Purple Nine was stunned. "You really forgot everything. I can't believe you dared ask such a question!"

Xie Xi felt helpless. "Thus, I'm really not lying to you."

Purple Nine explained, "The G.o.d's pen is an ancient relic which records everything on the mountain and sea continent. If abandoned by it, you will no longer exist."

"No longer exist?"

"Yes, it will erase everything you have. Your family and friends, your lover and everyone who knows you will forget you. You will even forget yourself and finally, your soul will be annihilated."

Xie Xi wondered, "You will forget yourself?"

"It isn't simple amnesia. It is removing the meaning of your existence."

Xie Xi was very curious about this G.o.d's pen but Purple Nine shook her head when he tried to ask again. "Us roses are humble and don't know much. In short, you should remember that the name of the flower G.o.d is written with the G.o.d's pen. You can't discard it. Once it is gone, you will disappear, understand?"

Xie Xi asked, "What is counted as discarding it?"

Purple Nine replied, "If you don't deserve the name then it will be discarded."

Xie Xi was stunned.

Purple Nine opened her mouth. "If you are the companion of Lord Azure Dragon, you will always be worthy of this name. However, if you are just a small white rose in the rose family, you don't deserve this name."

Then Xie Xi had to marry that Azure Dragon!

Xie Xi couldn't help thinking, 'This name was very bad. What the h.e.l.l was this name? It was clearly placing a life or death charm on him!

How could he dare escape this marriage now? Xie Xi felt… he feared the souls' misunderstanding and wasn't that afraid of life and death.

Purple Nine had spoken roughly about the relations.h.i.+p between Azure Dragon and the little rose but now she said it in more detail.

Every 10 years, there was a grand event on Baihua Mountain were sages were invited to visit. This time, it was fortunate enough to invite Sage Azure Dragon.

By all accounted, Xie Xi was a little rose and wasn't qualified to go to Baihua Mountain. After all, not all of the rose family could go.

Purple Nine was the leader of the younger generation of the rose family and she was close to Xie Xi. Xie Xi wanted to see his birthplace and she took him with her.

Who knew that Xie Xi would be bored, go out to wander, fall into a valley and be saved. The person who saved him was Sage Azure Dragon.

After that…

It was estimated that Purple Nine was just joking. In any case, her story was cliche and full of a teenage heart and pink bubbles.

Finally, Azure Dragon went flying through the rose family's elders, found Purple Nine who was half his caretaker and finally proposed to Xie Xi.

Don't mention the flower family. The entire holy mountain received a shock that was like three earthquakes.

Sage Azure Dragon actually wanted to marry a small flower?

It was unbelievable! As the wedding date approached, the name of the flower G.o.d was given and everyone slowly accepted it.

Then… the little flower ran away from the holy mountain!

There was the sound of quick footsteps outside. "Did you find Xiao Xie? Lord Azure Dragon has come to Rose Mountain!"

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