Dear Viscount Harmon,

Recently, some leavers from your county have come to us and are causing a commotion.

I do not know how awfully one has to manage their territory in order for good, upstanding members of your county to be ready to up their roots and come to ours. Regardless, as a result of them, our territory is now undergoing considerable strain.

No matter how incompetent one is, they should not cause trouble to others because of their own ineptitude – would you not agree?

Keeping in mind the relationship you had with my forebears, I shall forget the wrongs you have inflicted unto me until now.

However, in the event that your people continue to breakaway to our territory in the future – you shall pay the appropriate price.

Pow!

because 

‘I already knew he was a trashy guy, but… who would’ve known he was this much of a snowflake.’

‘Following this man wherever he goes for the rest of my life wasn’t the wrong choice after all…’

‘That youngster… I bet he won’t see me come knocking on his door with my soldiers.’

you

Crack!