Chapter 440

[Extra] SSS-Cla.s.s Barbarian (2)

Oh, youre his sister?!

The seniors surprise wasnt unreasonable.

If one were to suddenly talk about their family at a tourist destination, even the country would start to question you.

Did I overdo it?

We dont even have any resemblance I mean, yes, hes my brother. We usually get along well, but this situation confused me for a moment. Hahaha

Naturally, we looked nothing alike. We werent real siblings, after all.

However, the college senior didnt seem to doubt our words.

So, can you tell me what you need from my sister?

I asked her to have dinner with me.

Thats unfortunate. Weve already agreed to have a meal together with our parents. Right, sister?

I looked back at my kind college sister, feeling a little nervous because Id look stupid if she denied it blatantly.

Are you okay?

Sister?

Huh? Yes? Oh, right! We decided to have a meal together with our family! Im so sorry, senior!

She lost her bearings for a moment there, causing me to worry a little, but she, fortunately, matched my rhythm before it was too late.

Next up was her senior.

If he decided to recklessly join our family dinner, wed have nothing to counter against it.

Luckily, he didnt seem that rude.

Well, then theres nothing I can do about it. Sorry to bother you!

After apologizing to us, he quickly disappeared to the far end of the street.

Whew I exhaled, feeling relieved for making it through safely.

I was honestly a little scared, considering our opponent was huge and tough-looking.

My friends and schoolgirls were talking behind me, but I couldnt hear what they were saying. My heart was beating too loud and too fast.

Hey thank you so much.

All I could clearly understand was the college girls voice, who was standing in front of me.

Dont worry about it. I should get going.

Wait!

Yes?

Have you already forgotten? You promised to have dinner with me, didnt you?

Thats

I was just improvising when I said that.

Was this what an adult was like?

As I got closer to my female college friend, my brain became dominated by something I couldnt quite identify.

Hormones? Pheromones? Adrenaline? Estrogen? Testosterones?

I wasnt certain.

Theres a famous restaurant 10 minutes away from here.

You mean the restaurant next to the first Chunjang Bungeoppang store in this place?

Thats right!

It was awkward at first, but the more we spoke, the more I became comfortable.

Holding her hand, we made our way to the restaurant.

Woo- woo- woo- woo- woo

I felt like my smartphone had been vibrating in my pocket for quite a bit of time now, but it was probably just me.

*****

My memory of last night was hazy, almost as if it was just a dream.

I ate at a restaurant with my college friend, and for dessert, I bought bungeoppang at this places first Chunjang Bungeoppang store. (TL: Bungeoppang* fish-shaped waffle with red bean)

But I couldnt remember what I did in detail

Ah! I remembered something!

She told me I was handsome and manly, I think?

It was the first time someone genuinely praised my appearance.

But our relations.h.i.+p ended there.

I didnt give her my full name, and we didnt even exchange contact information.

If she had asked, I wouldve gladly told her, but she didnt.

I hesitated at the thought that she might just be reluctant to ask me, but she probably just wasnt interested.

Was this what it meant to break up?

Han Soos acting weird.

From my diagnosis, hes in love!

I believe so as well.

No way. Our Han Soo? Oh my.

Han Soo! Talk to us!

My friends, who had woken up at the same time, had been causing a fuss since dawn.

What were these b.a.s.t.a.r.ds saying now?

Its not like that.

Obviously, I never saw the college girl for the rest of our school trip, which instead ended with boos from my friends.

*****

A certain righteous divine being detects the smell of evil.

A certain restless demonic G.o.d claims its the scent of a harem.

A certain G.o.d pops 11861 popcorn.

I didnt know if it was because I became a G.o.d, thus removing the limits of my lifespan, but time seemed to pa.s.s quicker now.

Our high school field trip felt vivid, almost as if it happened yesterday, but I was now on a s.p.a.ce trip.

To establish justice in the universe.

I ventured to a savage planet that Master Mollans teachings never reached.

Excuse me. Im Hero A. Can I ask you something?

Hey?!

It didnt matter whether it was in Fantasy or on other planets. Everyone reacted the same whenever I spoke with the Righteous Heros smile on my face.

They were always terribly surprised.

That taught me that this world discriminated based on looks, at least.

Ill answer to the best of my capabilities, so please, spare at least my wife and children!

Ah

What did s.p.a.ceman D think of me?

I was the Righteous GGG-Cla.s.s Hero.

The Hero would never take someone elses wife and daughter by using his handsome looks.

Still, it was too annoying to explain my side to resolve misunderstandings, so I went straight to the point instead.

Ive heard about a bad rumor circulating around here. Can you explain it to me in detail?

I-I dont know what youre talking about

Really?

Save me, hero!

I was possessed by the witch and helped her indirectly, but I really didnt know! Please believe me! Please Keugh?!

Shut up and explain the situation to me.

Frightened by my divine presence, the evil minion started confessing as soon as I caught him between his 6th and 7th cervical vertebrae!

The gist of the situation was that there had been a rumor about powerful monsters entering the house of Beauty S, a stranger who settled in a nearby village.

It turned out to be real.

I happened to pa.s.s by the witchs log house after being chased by an ogre while chopping wood in the forest.

You mean the ogre stopped hunting you down and disappeared into her home?

Thats right.

You used it, didnt you?

What do you mean?

You pa.s.sed by the house of a woman living alone in the woods to get rid of the terrifying ogre. On purpose.

Well, thats

Excuses are a sin.

Aghh!?

Crack.

Now that I had tampered between his 4th and 5th lumbar vertebrae elegantly, it would be difficult for him to mate normally in the next few years.

Now, then

It was time to meet Beauty S to uncover the truth behind the rumor.

A certain righteous divine being tries to execute an infiltration.

A certain restless demonic G.o.d laughs insidiously.

A certain restless demonic G.o.d is certain of a harem.

A certain restless demonic G.o.d bets a sky blue underwear.

A certain receptionist is shocked.

A certain receptionist cries.

Woos.h.!.+

My clothes almost got soaked since I ignored the weather forecast about the sudden rain shower, but I was able to infiltrate before that.

They needed to be quiet, or else theyd drive me crazy.

A certain kind G.o.ddess carefully sticks out her head.

Question: President Kang Han Soo. Are you busy?

Im not busy at all, Morality Teacher!

Beauty S was in the midst of a mysterious ritual that pushed mind-controlled monsters into her dark pit, but I didnt have to worry about it.

Difficulty: Im planning to apply for regular leave. For some reason, the system requires the permission of the President, not the Director

That was only natural.

I decided to handle her vacation personally to prevent my jealous, cowardly wife from abusing her, who was beautiful both in body and mind.

So she was applying for a leave

Confirmation: Yes. Please dont ask where Im going.

Whimper!

I felt as if the kind-hearted Morality Teacher was gradually drifting away from me. I didnt want to believe it, but she seemed to have already been in love with someone before I became her student

But I couldnt do anything about it.

A certain righteous divine being focuses on his work.

A certain restless demonic G.o.d complains of frustration.

A certain relaxed deity watches the scene with interest.

A certain G.o.d is handing out popcorn.

A certain innocent G.o.ddess asks whats going on.

Please have a good vacation, Morality Teacher!

After sincerely wis.h.i.+ng her happiness and success, I returned from being the Head of Fantasy to a Hero.

How far did I go?

Huh? Did the sudden change in the weather twist my summoning spell?! Youre supposed to be a handsome Demon Lord, not an ugly crucian carp!

Im not a carp! I will carve that deep into your body for four years. Cuckoo!

Oh, no!

A crucian-carp-headed giant popped out of the dark pit.

From my point of view, it was insignificant.

However, it wasnt someone a human with a poor pelvis could handle.

Squeak! Squeak!

A certain innocent G.o.ddess covers her face with her palms

A certain restless demonic G.o.d suggests taking the time to rescue her.

A certain relaxed deity highly appreciates this development.

A certain receptionist urges for salvation.

Hmm

She was being attacked by the one she summoned. Wasnt that self-defeatism?

I didnt feel the need to save her.

But

A certain righteous divine being grabs someones cervical vertebrae.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?!

Crack.

Finding any conversation here unnecessary, I instantly killed the summoned being!

It might be possible to resurrect it using a special ability, but only if their a.s.sailant was an ordinary being.

[Hero]

In my presence, who ceaselessly exacted justice, all evil had an equal end.

That was my Providence.

Wahh Sniff

Beauty S, whose clothes were torn helplessly by her summoned beasts large hands, was now half-naked.

Contrary to the ugly rumors, she looked like an ordinary woman.

What were you trying to summon?

Sniff! I shouldnt hide anything from my savior. I tried to summon the Demon Lord

Why?

I cant tell you that.

I see.

I wrapped my arm around her waist and pulled her up since she couldnt stand up by herself due to her weakened legs.

Ah

With our faces so close to each other we could feel our breaths against our skin, I asked, Still cant tell me?

Well, if youre my man, perhaps I can

Really?

Ahm!

Our lips met, and our tongues intertwined with each other, preventing us from talking.

Beauty Ss arms, as she caressed my back, drooped.

I reached a simple verdict.

Your reasons so embarra.s.sing you cant even tell others, isnt it?

A certain restless demonic G.o.d is astonished at someones hasty judgment.

A certain innocent G.o.ddess thinks that was too much.

A certain righteous divine being cleans up the scene.

Hmm

Should I finally go on vacation after working ceaselessly like Morality Teacher?

There were delicious bungeoppang stores Id like to visit.