Chapter 403

[30th Round] Super Handsome Son-in-law

I was a humble G-Cla.s.s Hero, but when I heard my mother-in-law call me handsome, I couldnt help but shrug!

Are you blind, sister? Hes fearsome, not handsome.

As soon as I saw his face, my heart started beating like crazy

Thats because youre scared.

The washboard teacher began to demean the G-cla.s.s Presidents appearance without any clear reason.

I should fire her later.

This handsome man is my son-in-law Hmmmm Are you really?

My mother-in-laws violent tone became softer.

I wanted her to acknowledge me for being the Righteous Hero rather than for my looks. Unfortunately, I was born far too attractive for my own good.

Still, since it was fates work, I had no choice but to accept it.

Yes, Mother-in-law.

Mother-in-law? We elves treat our parents and siblings like friends upon reaching 2,000 years old. Please call me Esilis instead In a friendly way.

I had known for a long time that I was handsome, but this was the second time one of my mother-in-laws acted provocatively towards me, the first being my cowardly wifes mother.

I kept forgetting that her lifespan was infinite since she looked like she was still in her 20s, but she was actually a living fossil that had been existing for over 10,000 years.

Did my mother-in-law really like my appearance that much?

Or did she decide that the daughter does not deserve such a son-in-law?

The way Silesia trembled while looking at me made me second guess myself.

The second wife of the Elf King

It was annoying to think about.

Its a pleasure to meet you. I was planning on visiting you sooner, but my trip was postponed when I heard very recently that your daughter has given birth to my child.

I see. Where did that girl catch such a handsome guy Hoho! This is silly. All I can think of is how handsome you are when I look at you, so please understand if I keep saying strange things. Ah! I apologize for keeping you standing while we talk. Please, take a seat on the sofa.

Thank you.

Our meeting went well.

Mother-in-law B, who was just recently condemning me for tainting her daughter, became as generous as Mother-in-law A.

What was the difference between the two, then?

Elfheim Kahn Lanuberk is my light, master, teacher, senior, love, man, and husband. How is he these days? Is he doing well? Does he still sit on the window sill on the second floor to ogle at the b.r.e.a.s.t.s of pa.s.sing female humans?

Hmm. That doesnt seem to be the case anymore these days.

Huh! Is he sick like the fake who died recently?!

Well, not exactly.

Mother-in-law A completely forgot about her husband Pedonar to focus on her son-in-law, but Mother-in-law B still loved and missed the Third Elf King.

If so, then what was up with her sticky gaze?

I felt like a slime caught in a spiders web.

So Silesias words about King Elfheim being alive were true.

Ah, Im sorry. Even though you probably knew I elicited an answer from you to obtain the information I desired, you still provided a genuine evaluation. Ah, you have such a reliable heart

Thank you.

Sitting close to me, she suddenly started stroking her son-in-laws broad, strong chest.

I was a little confused.

Oh! Please dont misunderstand. Elfheim owns my body and mind. Im just doing a physical examination on you to make sure youre the right man for my daughter.

Ah yes.

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She s.e.xually hara.s.sed me repeatedly, and now she was actually trying to do the dirty deed with me.

At that moment, Teacher A, who was scheduled to be fired, interrupted her.

Please understand her. As you may already know, Elfheim saved my older sister from the slave market just before he left the affluent human society to save his suffering people. Thats why her way of thinking is closer to that of humans than our kind.

What do you take human beings for?

Humanity is a race that dominates this world with its vigorous fertility. Still, I was surprised. Unlike His Majesty Elfheim, whos honest with his instincts, my older sister cant express her inner desires fluently.

She was expressing herself quite well right now.

Outside this door, Kaisa was waiting for me.

If your hand goes even further down from there, mother-in-law, this situation might become a lot more complicated than it has to be.

She might cause my soft justice to soar and harden.

Oh! You just amazed me so much I grew unaware of what I was doing

I want to continue what we were talking about earlier. Is His Majesty sick? He never took his eyes off of female humans chests.

He sits on a bench that offers a great lakeside view and plays with his granddaughters.

Ah!

Mother-in-law Bs dangerous hand movements stopped as she sighed deeply.

I can imagine my daughter smiling with my granddaughters sitting on her lap or her side.

You dont even have to look at them to know what theyre up to?

Of course. I am far away from His Majesty now, but those times are but a fleeting moment in my long life.

On that note

I didnt realize she was a bug.

If I were to open it up now, though, Id probably hear people saying I should read the atmosphere.

Im a bug, arent I?

Oh?

The real me yielded to her living brothers, and I, as a fake, am already satisfied with another fake. I do not want the dead to interfere with the future of the living, after all.

Excuse me, mother-in-law?

There is no need to be compa.s.sionate.

No, its not that. I meant to ask you when youre going to remove your hands. Their movements are becoming more and more unusual.

Whew! Amazing, isnt it? I have honed my skills to fight against the superior b.r.e.a.s.t.s of human beings.

Using it on your son-in-law about is a bit

You should be grateful. Im doing this to you because I think of you as a man worthy of my respect. If you had been a squirmy scarecrow, I would have already put you in the trash.

A certain innocent G.o.ddess blushes.

A certain innocent G.o.ddess covers her eyes with her hands.

A certain innocent G.o.ddess opens up and spreads her fingers apart.

What was that G.o.ddess doing?

I needed to gently overcome this current situation before she could further plaster my view with her message.

Fake

I know I died in the distant past after being swept away by the rebellion my brother caused. I am now but a remnant of memories woven by the will of the world.

I narrowed my eyes at her.

It wasnt the first time Id seen a mindset similar to that of Mother-in-law B.

She was a bug, so it was okay.

Hippolia acted the same way when she was on the verge of being absorbed by First Angel Parmael.

But what about now?

/p>

I will tell my mother-in-law about someone I know.

A woman?

Uh yes.

Your wife?

No, a slave.

Oh? Dont tell me the Hero doesnt know that wives and slaves are synonymous with each other in this place? Thats how Elfheim and I started, you know. Our relations.h.i.+p then as master and slave strengthened our bond even more than being an ordinary couple could.

Can I talk about her?

Whether it is right to talk about females other than my daughter right in front of your mother-in-law remains to be answered, but I will tolerate it since I am a fake.

This woman was beyond my imagination.

I was having a peaceful conversation with someone who killed herself, regardless of whether she did so directly or indirectly, yet also possessed a spirit that was no less than that of Elfheim.

Her thoughts about wives and slaves being similar didnt seem like they were just nonsense.

What do you want to talk about, son-in-law? Oh, before that, Ive already deduced that youre not just an empty handsome sh.e.l.l. Hence, I give you my blessing to have my daughter.

You can tell that much just from s.e.xually hara.s.sing me?

Of course. Im really sorry if you thought of it as s.e.xual hara.s.sment, but I had to do it since being handsome isnt all that makes a man.

I see.

I already knew I was an attractive president, but I hoped my mother-in-law would stop saying I was handsome.

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It was too much of an impetus for my humble lifestyle.

She laughed.

I can clearly see what youre thinking. Didnt your mother-in-law curse at you for rationalizing s.e.xual hara.s.sment?

Im more curious about how you found out about it.

All handsome men look the same. There may be genetic differences in body type similar to in shapes and sizes, but lean physiques will always be almost identical.

Yes.

My body wasnt much different from other Heroes.

There was a clear distinction between our muscle cells, but Mother-in-law B wasnt talking about physical strength.

So what?

I observed my son-in-laws reaction to the stimulation I applied using my hand.

Is it something like a conditional reflex?

I dont know what that means, so let me provide a bit of an explanation. The current Fantasy world takes abilities for granted, but from the time I was born until I became an adult, mine were reserved for adventurers chosen by the G.o.ddess.

I see

I again forgot that my mother-in-law B was a living fossil despite her youthful appearance.

Fantasys natives didnt question the abilities they received from birth, but she had a different perspective since she knew that wasnt originally the case.

At some point, Fantasy became a world where powerful people were highly valued. Not wanting to be left out, I searched for a way to grow stronger, and amid it, I discovered

s.e.xual Hara.s.sment?

No! I usually just hold hands. Calluses dont help either since they disappear upon reaching a certain level. However, there are things one cant hide even with skills and abilities.

Habits.

Exactly. Habits are the mirror that reflects a persons life. I can even judge people based on their handshake.

Whatever your reason is, mother-in-law, you shouldnt shake hands with your son-in-laws 11th finger.

Thats not it. I was just checking the husband of the only child I gave birth to while I was alive. However, concluding that a handshake alone doesnt provide enough information, I started investigating your body rather aggressively Ah, my son-in-laws firm chest that twitches every time I touch it is strangely addictive Youre so handsome

Hmm

I was confused.

My opponent right now was an LCD monitor that was more than 10,000 years old, while I was just a 200-year-old handsome guy.

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Considering our age gap, wasnt I being exposed to highly intricate child abuse crimes?

I didnt come here for this, but I couldnt help but feel dumbfounded in this situation!

Your muscles are extremely toned. Theyre different from Heroes who get so excited looking at beautiful females that they immediately attempt to gain possession of them. Your body also responds to sensations like a very precise magic spell. When I run my nails along your chest, even if I dont pose a threat, the hair on your skin immediately hardens. That area of excellence can never be reached by the current generation of adventurers, which rely on their skills too much.

Hey~

That was a pretty reasonable argument.

Even so, it didnt change the fact that it was still enacting child s.e.xual abuse!

So, what brought my handsome son-in-law here? You probably didnt come here to seek permission from me, who had already done it all and became a mortal.

Im looking for Illeana.

Ah, you were looking for the stray cats daughter? no way?

No.

I havent talked about this with you yet, but have you been backstabbed? I dont blame you. I lost some of my time with Elfheim to that thiefs family too Ugh. After my husband, theyre not targeting my son-in-law!

Hmmmm! As the saying goes, I cant find her because she inherited the blood of a stray cat. So I came here to get some help.

You want my help?

Sorry, no. Im here to discreetly mobilize my subordinate.

I left Mother-in-law B amid her confusion and looked at the other elf in the room. She rolled her eyes in response.

She was a so-called field teacher.

These days, she was wearing ordinary clothes without piercings all over her body.

Im Silesia.

I didnt ask.

Its obvious that you forgot, so I decided to remind you in advance. The habit of impressing your boss is one of the foundations of an individuals social life. Im Silesia, a field teacher tasked with attaching spirits to muscle-headed Heroes stupid enough to be unable to use magic. Im currently in charge of stabilizing the Elf Empires situation, which has become unstable due to His Majestys absence.

Putting aside the special reason why shed be fired soon, she actually worked really hard!

So what about Illeana?

Dont pretend like you know nothing. You have enough authority to get such intel with ease, after all. Disclose the information before I investigate it myself.

Alright.

Hmm?

Her tone wasnt at all convincing.

As the icon of betrayal, she sparked a rebellion after her husband, who was wors.h.i.+ped as a G.o.d by her people, only liked big b.r.e.a.s.t.s. Considering that reputation of hers, I couldnt predict what shed do

If shes still alive, shell be in the Forest of Dreams.

Still alive?

I didnt like watching my beloved grandson flirting with her fake-breasted aunt, so I poisoned him a little.

You mean Nasus?

Maybe.

Hey! Did you poison your own grandson to protect him?!

Relax. I didnt kill him. Illeana went to find a rare antidote that grows only in the Forest of Dreams. In doing so, I naturally separated the two without coercion

Youre fired!

What?! Thats unfair!

I, as the president, could just resurrect myself as many times as needed if I were to die in the dimension of either Fantasy or Festival.

But romantium, although naturally occurring, couldnt be retrieved the same way.

Unless I could save Illeana from certain death, that precious metal might as well be lost forever!

Please be safe!

The handsome Hero faced an unexpected crisis!

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