Chapter 346

[22nd Round] Pretending to Be Cute!

213 years ago, I, Righteous Hero Kang Han Soo, and my dummies, Sword Princess, Sword King, Sage, Mercenary King, Elf Queen, set out to storm Demon Lord Pedonars castle. After losing the Saintess and many other comrades, we finally reached the decisive battle! The Great Demon D, along with his subordinates, blocked our path. At that moment, Sword King Alex recklessly shouted, Go forth! I will catch up with you after Im done with them!'

He died?

I think he died.

Telling a story wasnt fun if the audience antic.i.p.ated the course of events.

Right. The arrogant and self-confident Sword King Alex was left behind with allied forces. However, he died while trying to stop the Great Demon D. Having dealt with the enemies, I went back to check the Sword King Alex and found him dying. I gave him a quick death. He remained forever in the heart of the Righteous Hero as someone who helped destroy Demon Lord Pedonar!

Wow!

Incredible!

I sat on a bench by the lake and told my twins, sitting on either side of me, stories from my first round.

In hindsight, I could say that the 200 years from the 2nd round to the present were spent collecting debts.

My character and personality were formed in my first ten years in Fantasy, and it was finalized after I met Master Mollan.

Now

I was the father of two daughters who didnt look like me.

They were different from my son Haris, whom the Sword Princess raised as a future knight.

Strength isnt everything.

Hmm?

What?

Haha! Next time, Ill tell you why strength isnt everything. The story of the mermaid Aqua, who was only interested in strong males Youll learn more next time.

Although they defeated young Noebius, they werent that strong.

They were 160 years old.

That made them almost ten times older than their brother Haris.

However, there was no significant difference in sheer combat power. The reason Selenis and Selvenus were so much stronger was that they possessed divine powers.

If my son Haris, whose spine resembled mine, could break out of the cycle of eternal regression, then in 100 years, he would be able to catch up No, on second thought, that was impossible.

No matter how hard I thought about it, I didnt know how to counter Retribution.

Which G.o.d gave my innocent children a red b.u.t.ton that would launch nuclear missiles?

Selenis, Selvenus.

Ah?

Yes?

Great power does not come with great responsibility. n.o.body can force you to take responsibility. Great power comes with fear. If there is someone stronger than me in the universe, they can take everything I hold dear. Living without that fear is real happiness. However, the day might come when Id be deprived of it.

Thats complicated.

Thats unclear.

Haha! You dont need to understand.

I needed to be strong for them.

I had to give these children a world in which they wouldnt need to be strong themselves.

This would be my last work before retirement.

Dinner is ready~

I heard Thaleas voice.

My daughters immediately ran to her, and I asked, looking at the heavens:

Whats the deal with Lanuvel?

Shes not here. Neither are other threats, Hanjo replied as she descended.

All this time, I thought Lanuvel, pretending to be cute and deceiving good heroes and locals, was hiding out here somewhere, but I was thinking too narrowly.

She had already escaped from the Fantasy dimension.

So she could have escaped from here too.

Maybe she was already somewhere in s.p.a.ce.

She cant wander around because there are interns everywhere.

That was the reason why my cowardly wife organized the Festival of Interns, generously showering them with rewards.

It was all to find Lanuvel.

Currently, outside the cities, trainees with shovels in their hands created extreme conditions.

In other words, there was nowhere for her to hide.

But if she still hadnt escaped

Lanuvel has no choice but to hide in the floating city of angels.

Perhaps. Hanjo, search all the angel cities for my arrival.

What will the Demon Lord do?

Dinner.

If youre envious, you can catch yourself a good rooster and marry him.

Um Im fine.

Fshuh!

Hanjo spread her wings nervously and flew high into the sky.

Well

I havent rested for a long time.

***

I decided to quietly escape at dawn.

Thalea had hoped to be with me longer, but now wasnt the right time.

I could lose everything.

If Fantasys owners.h.i.+p were pa.s.sed to Mollansoft, Ssosiel and I, who maintained it, would forever remain attached to it with no way to escape.

Shadow A jumped out of the shadows, covered with nothing but a blanket over her underwear.

Sir Hero, Elfheim would like to speak to you.

Where is he?

At the lake.

Okay.

Constricting s.p.a.ce, I found myself behind the wall of the house, then by the lake, where I saw Elfheim walking along the sh.o.r.e.

Oh! Youre really fast, Hero. If you were a murderer, I would already be dead. Haha!

Yes, very funny. What did you want to tell me?

I doubt the Hero came to the Festival planet just to see his daughters. There must be some special reason.

Thats right, I answered honestly.

Maybe I could label him as my second father-in-law after Pedonar.

Although it was ironic that I had all of my children with women whom I wasnt married to.

Sword Princess Kaisa and Elf Thalea.

Ssosiel, my actual wife, was the only one who hadnt given birth to my children.

Elfheim, walking side by side with Shadow A, stopped and stared at the lake.

Festival is home to First Angel Parmael. Shes slightly different from Demon Lord Pedonar, who migrated to the planet Fantasy. Parmael nurtured her people and followers since ancient times, and she ordered the angels to guide people to the path of adventurism. But soon, this planet became insufficient for the dramatically increasing number of adventurers.

And?

I still couldnt see the Elf Kings point, so I decided to listen a little more.

Parmael, deciding that there was nothing left here in Festival that the adventurers could explore, turned her gaze to another planet suitable for human life.

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Fantasy.

Yes. Parmael became acquainted with Pedonar, the local guardian deity, and, having received permission from him, sent thousands of adventurers to that planet.

And that was the beginning of disaster.

The adventurers killed my mother-in-law, Fantasy, the spirit of the planet, causing Pedonar and Parmael to fall out.

I knew very well what happened after that.

Parmael orchestrated an a.s.sault on Demon Lord Pedonar, dispatching some of her most distinguished warriors among the adventurers she raised.

And Fugitive Senior, who defeated Pedonar, was hailed as The First Hero.

Did you already know about this, Hero?

Didnt Shadow A tell you?

She did. You married the Demon Lords daughter, right? But my daughter came before her.

This is some kind of scam.

If a royal elf got pregnant at least once every 1000 years, it was already considered a success, but Thalea succeeded in just one night!

Nonsense.

Thats just how the world works.

Forget about it. You wanted to tell me the information youve collected over 200 years?

Yes. Therefore, I will not waste the Heros precious time telling what he already knows.

Great.

The expert Shakespeare knew how to conduct a dialogue, and the third Elf King wasnt any different.

Except for his pathetic hobby.

Lets go back to the roots. Having settled on the planet, Pedonar and Parmael pursued the same goal. They wanted to conquer the world and wanted everything it had to offer for themselves. It all started with such a childish idea. However, preparing to rule over it, they went their separate ways. Pedonar increased the number of his subjects by raising an army. On the other hand, Parmael increased the number of her subjects by gathering adventurers. Isnt it weird that she went with that path?

Indeed

If one wanted to conquer the world, they would need to collect an army.

Why would they need adventurers?

No matter how many there were, they were just thieves digging through tombs and ruins.

They wouldnt be able to appease the people of a defeated nation.

If criminals stated that they had established the rule of law, who would believe them and follow them? Earths history was the perfect example of this.

In other words, there was something else involved.

Therefore, I came to the conclusion that someone hammered this idea into Parmael, who at the time was like an innocent child.

Adventurers can do whatever they want.

Yes. Adventurers are those who love, well, adventures. Someone who admires the spirit of adventurism influenced First Angel Parmael

Lanuvel!

That was the first name that came to my mind.

She always muttered about adventure. It always came down to adventure.

An adventure to find friends.h.i.+p, adventure to find love, adventure to build strength, adventure to strengthen bonds, adventure to generate income

Conquest was also an adventure.

Elfheim continued, My full name is Elfheim Kahn Lanuberk. Elfheim is the name given to me by the second Elf King. Kahn is a t.i.tle pa.s.sed down to the leaders of the Southern Continents elves from generation to generation. Lanuberk is the surname I received from the Holy Empires ruling family when they adopted me.

The Holy Empire Parmaels grandson, Richel, was also the bearer of their blood.

Thats not just a coincidence. For nearly 200 years, I have been collecting information scattered across the Festival planet about ancient times while pretending to peep on the b.r.e.a.s.t.s of both human and angel races females.

Oh really?

He didnt pretend but really peeped, combining business with pleasure.

Lanuvel is truth in the ancient language. Lanuberk is an ancient word that means one who preaches the truth. Even in the foundational myths pa.s.sed down from generation to generation among the Lanuberk imperial family, there are records that G.o.d descended from heaven to earth to spread the truth. Putting all those information together like puzzle pieces, it began to make sense. The angels also had a deity who taught them the truth about adventure.

Stop! That means

Oh! My G.o.d!

I felt admiration for Elfheim as I looked at him, gently rubbing Shadow As chest.

How did he come to such a terrifying conclusion?

His amazing deductive ability gave me gooseb.u.mps.

Therefore, archaeologist Lanuvel should be known as something else.

The G.o.ddess of Fake Cuteness.

Huh?

Am I wrong?

Judging by his confused expression, it wasnt the answer he was expecting.

Elfheim corrected me.

The G.o.ddess of Adventure.

That was the name of the most annoying deity in the universe.