Chapter 160

[? Round] Rankings Dont Lie

His ability isnt a kaargh?!

What the h.e.l.l is this?

Run! Somebody, call the teacherkugh!

I didnt touch the bas.e.m.e.nt of the dormitory crowded with F-Cla.s.ses. I wasnt rude enough to steal a goblins woman away. However, it took a very long time to deal with the 1st to 3rd floors above the ground. If the graduates had cowardly united and attacked me with the power of friends.h.i.+p, I would have been rounded up, but surprisingly, they were scattered.

And you guys are still heroes?

I also didnt forget to ask that as I put my hand on their lumbar spine. I think thats why it took more time.

Thud.

But where there is a beginning, there is also an end. It ended with a graduate hiding under a changing room shelf hanging a sign saying she was taking a shower in the public bath on the first floor of the womens dormitory.

There is no progress.

Dont these social misfits learn? We met once about a week ago. At that time, a semi-forced defeat was arranged so that I was stuck in a MAX-Cla.s.s dormitory. And this time, there was a much higher chance of defeat.

It was very simple logic. The target they were a.n.a.lyzing was the No. 1 S-Cla.s.s. On the other hand, the number of graduates I had to deal with was just over 10,000, if both men and women were combined. It started when I was already lagging in information warfare. A week was enough time to figure out even the color of my underwear.

I was wary of it and expected an unfavorable fight, but I reflected on it when I realized that I had overlooked their lax att.i.tude. Everyone had the same amount of time, but not everyone used it 100%. It was based on the standard for a diligent citizen of the Earth.

I overlooked the fact that they were social misfits left behind on Earth.

Or are they looking down on me?

Since the world revolves around me, I will win somehow! So maybe they took a week off due to that att.i.tude. Yet to me, they were nothing but dust because the time and effort it took to knock them down were similar to cleaning the dust off the floor.

Kang Han-soo. I was worried because I hadnt seen you for a week, but I see I was so foolish to worry.

Factoria sighed and came out of the shabby Cla.s.s A dormitory.

That look suits you.

She looked very messed up.

I dont think thats what the person who decorated the hallways of the womens dormitory with blood and bones would say. I am a magician and businessman. I have to somehow proceed with my business and research even though I was suddenly got kidnapped to the festivalare you listening?

What?

You were talking to me.

Was I?

Yes!

Im kidding. I heard you right. I heard a man had pushed you?

I didnt say that at all?! How do you twist it to get such an interpretation and result?!

I closed my eyes and looked for signs. This was an issue that I must have pointed out right before moving from the mens dormitory to the womens: cleaning up the further trouble. Of course, in the end, they would be resurrected again. Still, it was necessary to weaken their will to retaliate by wiping out those who misunderstood me as the Demon King and weakening their abilities.

Factoria. Who were the candidates I asked for before?

I asked her to pick two graduates from the womens dormitory who would rank 1st to 4th place above me.

Ah! About thatI thought it was a joke, and I didnt pay much attention to ithoho! I mean it. Dont you know modesty? Modesty! So please put down that right hand that went up like an automatic reflex!

Whats wrong with my right hand? People might raise their hands to scratch their hair because its itchy all of a sudden. Im not an a.s.shole whod hit a woman just because Im in a bad mood. How can I be seen as a good hero if you say that?! Are you going to make me upset?!

Sorry for the misunderstanding.

The second and third female graduates stayed out overnight while burning Factorias compet.i.tive spirit. It meant that they werent swept away with the rest of the dust. I felt a little relieved.

I couldnt tell the difference because their skills were all about the same, but Im glad to hear that they arent here.

About the same?

Isnt it obvious?

How can a novice with an average experience of three years be able to scratch a veteran S-Cla.s.s hero who had gone through everything before and after? No wonder Im overwhelmingly stronger than them. And this gap would continue to widen until the day I return as a citizen of the beautiful green planet Earth.

Whatlooking at this scene, I dont think its wrong to say that theyre all too easy.

Factoria looked disgusted at the hallway.

It seems to have been sorted out, so Im leaving. Ah! Factoria. Did you say youre currently in second place? Go down to the third place. No, stay safe in fourth place. Keep in mind. I really wont forgive you if you get caught after staying in the first or second place.

Yes. Dont worry.

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After that, it went pretty smoothly. The first place in the female dormitory was told not to acc.u.mulate any more points, and the second and third were working hard to acc.u.mulate points outside. The mens side went smoothly as well. Here too, I should have selected the friends with the highest scores in advance, but my hand slipped a little. So I randomly picked two that looked similar to a porter. Wasnt life more about luck than skill?

The two lucky men rolled their eyes and looked at me with an expression like, Why us? So I gave them a chance to ask questions.

Porter A, Porter B. Ill raise you to the top! If you have any questions, raise the hand you want to be cut off.

The B-Cla.s.s graduates were s.h.i.+vering despite the warm weather. I was a little worried because I thought their bodies were too weak, but they were quick-witted enough.

No questions? Great. You are great friends to be able to recognize an S-Cla.s.s hero.

Their ability to see my true self was enough to qualify them for the secondary education curriculum. What to do next?

Graduate Student Kang Han-soo. Are you going out for a long-term stay with these B-Cla.s.s people?

It was to report to Elise, the maid.

I didnt have to report it because I wanted to lower my score, but that wasnt the case for the two porters who would become excellent secondary education students responsible for the future of the Fantasy Continent. They couldnt lose even one point.

Demon King Pedonar!

Oh, my G.o.d! Hes really in the dorm!

The two porters who followed me to the MAX-Cla.s.s dormitory were shocked to see the Demon King reading a book and lying comfortably on the soft sofa. Only then did the Demon King notice that guests had arrived.

Cough! Welcome, heroes! I am the apex of demons who lives in the dormitory of the fearsome heroes, the Demon King Pedonar! If you have any business with me, you must defeat the house owner first.

Why was he handing over the work of the Demon King to me?

Porters, dont worry about that person who resembles the Demon King. There is no common sense for a Demon King in pink pajamas who reads adult magazines in the heroes hideout, right? Lets just think about the score.

Thats right?

Is that so? Haha

The porters seemed to agree with me.

Just trust and follow me. Then you can become the strongest on the planet. After that, you should set up a harem with pretty girls and be respectful to your parents. Me? Just dont mind me. I am just an extra who will be weaker than you in about five years.

We moved to the stable of the dormitorys hanging garden. It was questionable why there was a unicorn that only carried virgins, but the blue wyvern next to it could be used. The porters who followed were stunned.

How many beautiful mermaids and elves are there?

Why is there such a big gap with our accommodations?

I didnt like how they looked around like village b.u.mpkins, but I was also really pathetic in the 1st playthrough. After all, I couldnt take my eyes off Lanuvels a.s.s, who was pretending to be cute. So lets understand them with a mind like a frog working his way out of the well!

Excuse me, heroes. Do you know how to drive a wyvern? All you need is a third Cla.s.s license. Unicorns dont need any license, but they insist on only carrying virgins even if they dieof course, I have a First Cla.s.s license.

The elf who managed the stables asked for my license.

Is that necessary?

Ah! So you dont know about the license. Then its difficult to drive right nowits fine. Even though this wyvern is a bit small, it can carry up to five people. If you just tell me where youre going, I will drive it for you.

Then please take care of these two.

What about you, hero?

Me? I dont ride cheap cars driven by other people.

Pardon?

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My father has me!

Green Cake, flirting with mermaids and elves in the air garden, spotted me and began to chase. Then he suddenly intervened in the conversation. He was now in human form, but actually, he was a green dragon. The wyvern that couldnt exceed the size of a small hut even when fully grown was born insignificant, but Green Cake was different.

A true dragon. Even as a healthy child, he was already huge enough to beat an adult. It would be easy to carry thousands of humans on his back. And I didnt even need a license.

Green Cake, you must only look.

Ah! Are you taking me with you?

Yes. I have a friend I want to introduce to you.

If he is Fathers friend, I think he must be a very cool person.

I used to be a bit bothered about being called Father every time he spoke, but now wasnt the time to discuss such trivial things. I focused my mind. I deliberately didnt inform them in advance.

If I failed to summon my friend, I must create the wings of a righteous hero and fly away myself. That would create setbacks to my plan.

Power resonated toward the sky. It wasnt the power of chaos. My smell. Like the radio frequency from a station, it shot across the Festival Continent. That friend would hear it if he werent sleeping peacefully.

And there would be a reaction.

Bluuuuuuu!

Uniiiii!

The wyvern and unicorn tied to the stables brayed excitedly. Their sharp instincts felt it.

Father. Something is coming this way! Very fast!

Green Cake looked up at the sky and spoke in exasperation. Like the two flying beasts, he felt it with his instinct.

Here he comes.

Wheeeeing~!

A typhoon hit, and the bright sky turned dark in an instant as a huge jet-black wall fell in front of the dormitory.

Kwoong!

The earths axis shook. It was also because the distance was too close, but it was so huge that it was impossible to see the whole scene at a glance. But I greeted him with pleasure.

Hey, its been forty years, hasnt it? How have you been?

Chaoooo.

The jet-black wall answered me in a calm tone when I asked how he had been doing. But the atmosphere was shaken by his heavy cry.

Noebius. Will you join us again? No, thats a pointless question. Youre here to do that, arent you?

Chaoooo!

The young Dragon King Noebius let out a powerful roar in affirmation. The maids with excellent abilities like Elise survived, but most elves and mermaids, who didnt, fell to the floor or sank to the bottom of the water as their legs and tail fins lost strength.

How about the two porters?

Noebius?! Dont tell me, the Five Great Disasters?!

Mr. Number 1! We wont try to defeat the Five Great Disasters, right?!

They didnt faint, but they panicked.

Why are you making such a fuss like a novice who has never caught the Five Great Disasters? Everyone has one or two stuffed animals at home, right?

No.

Not at all.

I glanced at the two who gave me such pathetic answers. There was still a chance to change things. Wouldnt it be better to take the second and third place of the male dorm, which should have resurrected by now, in both hands and bring them here? But as expected, they were quick-witted.

At that time, I had strong colleagues by my side!

I dont even have a Holy Sword right now, so I cant even use my special move!

The two porters hurriedly made excuses. They honestly confessed that they couldnt defeat the Five Great Disasters alone without the power of friends.h.i.+p or a beginners automatic weapon.

Whatokay. No one is strong from the start, after all.

Of course, I had been pretty strong since I was a baby. The savages and empires of Fantasy who tried to kill this cute baby recognized by all the people of the Northern Continent were soundly beaten.

Anyway, I looked down at the elf tamer who was sitting on the floor. Did he still have enough determination to control a wyvern? Fortunately, he hadnt fainted.

Did you say your drivers license is the First Cla.s.s? I dont know how great it is and how good your ability is, but dont miss Noebius and follow us.

W-where are you going?

Thats a very good question.

A place where the chickens live.

Chaooooooo

Most of the grudges against the angels that tormented my dear comrade Noebius were settled. But it wasnt 100%. That was important.

It piled up again after calculating it as welfare for forty years.