Chapter 697 Author“s Brain & Author : A Meaningful Conversation.

[Author's Brain]: Don't study. Just sleep or watch y*utube.

[Author]: What? But I have an exam, so I should study, right?

[Author's Brain]: No. Don't study. You will fail anyway.

[Author]: What?

[Author's Brain]: What?

[Author]: You said that I will fail? How could you even say that?

[Author's Brain]: Well, if you just study better, you will not fail.

[Author]: That's what I want to do now! I want to study, so can you let me study?

[Author's Brain]: Well yeah, I suppose that you can... But how about your novel? Whacha gonna do about that?

[Author]: Oh, my novel? I'll just post the next chap after the exam.

[Author's Brain]: ....Really? You will delay another chap again? How many delays did you have already? This is getting embarra.s.sing by now!

[Author]: Embarra.s.sed my a.s.s! I want to post many chaps too, but life is hard, you know? Even if I want to post chapters, it's just hard.... Especially if you are in a middle of a fight scene in the novel.

[Author's Brain]: ...Right, so it is hard for you to write, and you have an exam. I get it.

[Author]: So will you let me study now?

[Author's Brain]: Yes, but feed me with those yuri manga first.

[Author]: Feed you with what?

[Author's Brain]: Feed me with those yuri manga of yours.

[Author]: When you say yuri, you mean that kind of 'yuri'?

[Author's Brain]: Yes, the one where two cute anime women are in a romantic relations.h.i.+p. Haah~ It's really nice to see those kind of beautiful people...

[Author]: Hold the f**k up. I ain't doing that. It's just-

[Author's Brain]: There's new chapters of A***r S****l, Y***i S******S S***y, L**y L**e 2, and L**a on the app, right? Go on and look at them!

[Author]: Nope, nope, nope. I have an exam, so I can't afford to get distracted...

[Author's Brain]: I see. So will you look at those yuri once the exam is done?

[Author]: Maybe yes, but NO! I won't be looking! I still have to write chapters after the exam too!

[Author's Brain]: Aw... so you won't be looking at any yuri manga at all?

[Author]: Nope. So please just stop yammering me and just let me study in peace.

[Author's Brain]: Ok.

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[Author's Brain]: Hey, I have a question for you.

[Author]: Sigh, what is it now?

[Author's Brain]: If a clown from a circus is actually a woman, would you still call her a clown?

[Author]: What?

[Author's Brain]: If a specie of an elephant that could fly were to be discovered, will we call that elephant as Dumbo?

[Author]: ???

[Author's Brain]: Some people say that large lizards taste like chicken. Do you believe that?

[Author]: Man... you know what? You should just shut the f**k up. You must be h.e.l.la tired now. Go to sleep, man. Come one. You deserve some rest.

[Author's Brain]: I don't need rest, I need answers!

[Author]: Nope, you really need to rest now. If you don't rest, you will feel bad.

[Author's Brain]: Ok, I can rest… But wait, don't you have an exam later? If I rest now, then how could you study?

[Author]: F**k, why do you have to remind me of that? Now you're making me anxious again!

[Author's Brain]: Man, why are you feeling anxious? Just study for the exam, and you will pa.s.s! Trust yourself and trust the process!

[Author]: If the exam were just that easy, I will be really confident…

[Author's Brain]: Hm? Did you say something?

[Author]: Nothing. I said nothing.

[Author's Brain]: Good. So let's go outside today and-

[Author]: Wait, go outside? But how about the studying? You just said that I should study!

[Author's Brain]: Well I changed my mind now. Let's just go outside first. You need some breath of fresh air too.

[Author]: Is that what you really want? You really just want a breath of fresh air?

[Author's Brain]: Y-yes, that's what I only really want.

[Author]: You're lying. You're just don't want to study, right?

[Author's Brain]: Hah? Me? Lazy to study? I will never be that kind of thing! Come on, we're in university, so I can't afford to be lazy! Being lazy is just for-

[Author]: Find the momentum profile when-

[Author's Brain]: Argh no! I don't want to think anymore! No! Don't give me that question!

[Author]: See? You don't want to study. I just reminded you of an old question, and you're already panicking like this….

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[Author]: Sigh, you don't need to be this scared. Come on, you just have to study a little-

[Author's Brain]: Little? You said little? Come on, with the materials that we had to study, this will take us a whole day to finish them all! You call that little? Man, f**k you! F**k you and your stupid cla.s.s! You should have not taken it in the first place!

[Author]: Hey! Don't blame me for the cla.s.s that I took! It's a cla.s.s that is part of my course! There's no way that I can avoid it!

[Author's Brain]: Hmph, whatever! Since I don't like to study, you can't make me study. Now go resume your sleep and just watch youtube videos later….

[Author]: Yawn… I do feel sleepy today. Maybe just one nap will do- Hey! I said no sleeping today! How many times do I have to remind you about that?

[Author's Brain]: Tsk, the sleeping attempt failed…

[Author]: Hey, what are you mumbling there about, huh? Are you thinking of skipping the 'study session' again?

[Author's Brain]: What? No! I am not thinking about that anymore! I was just, you know, thinking of the proper method that you should use for the 'study-session' later.

[Author]: Is that so?

[Author's Brain]: Yes, I am telling the truth! I even swear that with my life!

[Author]: Your life? You do know that you and I are just the same, right?

[Author's Brain]: Oh yeah, haha… We're just the same… How could I have forgotten that?

[Author]: Oh my- You know what? I will forgive you for doing this so much commotion. Just please… please don't think of slacking of the study sessions anymore. Just do that, and all will be fine.

[Author's Brain]: Don't slack of during study sessions. Don't slack of during study sessions. Don't slack of during study sessions… Yes, I can do that.

[Author]: Good. Now then, help me out on sorting the review materials. Let's get the one about-

[Author's Brain]: I'm hungry. Please feed me.

[Author]: What?

[Author's Brain]: I'm hungry. Please feed me.

[Author]: No, that won't do. I just ate 3 hours earlier, so I can't eat again. I will just get fatter!

[Author's Brain]: I don't care. Just feed me. I need them calories already.

[Author]: No means no! I don't have much money today, so even if you want to eat, I can't afford that!

[Author's Brain]: What? You don't have any money anymore? But what about your allowance for this week? Isn't that-

[Author]: Um, I spent it all for food earlier already.

[Author's Brain]: What?

[Author]: What?

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[[[Author's Note: I do have an exam, so next chapter will be posted not today, but later.]]]