Chapter 313 Interlude: Asteria“s typical day as a student Part 4

(((Author's Notes: Hahaha, sorry if I was not able to post anything yesterday. We suddenly got so busy, so I was unable to update yesterday… I'm really sorry about that…)))

[Asteria]: Hahaha! Those dragons are stupid as f**k! They were actually fooled by my illusions? Pfft, and they call themselves dragons? Hahaha! Calling them overgrown lizards will be much better!

[[[Asteria continues to laugh as she flew down amongst the rubble]]]

[Asteria]: And here I thought dragons like them will be dangerous. Hmmm… from what I can remember, one of them was a Void Dragon, while the other one was a Realm Dragon… Both of them are powerful enough to annihilate numerous Seventh Stage Planets, yet they did manage to catch me! Hahaha! Those stupid f**ks!

[Asteria]: What was their names again? Oh, Brad and Chad. Pfft, even their names are so stupid!

[[[Asteria suddenly heard enraged dragon roars from above, making her stop her insults.]]]

[Asteria]: Uh oh. It seems like those guys are p.i.s.sed off now. I better get going already.

[[[Asteria then speeds up her flight as she followed her original trajectory.]]]

[Asteria]: Hmm… so once I reach the bottom of this place, I will be able to use the teleportation array that will bring me out of this place. But where will that array bring me? Will it bring me to another base of the Endless Monarch?

[Asteria]: No, that cannot be, since those places could be under attack to. So I will be brought to a secret place then? Hehehe, isn't that just exciting?

[[[Asteria went to move again, but she was interrupted by someone suddenly speaking behind her.]]]

[Unknown Speaker]: Ki ki ki! Ki ki ki!

[Asteria]: Wait, what the?

[Unknown Speaker]: Ki! Ki! Ki!

[Asteria]: Please tell me it's not you.

[Unknown Speaker]: Ki! Ki ki ki ki ki ki ki!

[Asteria]: Oh h.e.l.l no. It's really you. So you're still alive?

[Unknown Speaker]: Ki!

[Asteria]: Oh f**k this s**t. Why are you still here? We're supposed to go down!

[Unknown Speaker]: Ki?

[Asteria]: Don't answer my question with another question!

[Unknonw Speaker]: Ki! Ki ki!

[Asteria]: So you were left behind here because no one told you what to do, is that what you are saying?

[Unknown Speaker]: Ki! Ki ki ki ki!

[Asteria]: Kibou, are you really this pathetic? Really? Even your cla.s.smates did not help you out?

[Kibou]: Ki…..

[Asteria]: Hey! You are just a tiny robot! Don't look at me with those eyes!

[Kibou]: Ki….

[Asteria]: Hey!

[Kibou]: Ki….

[Asteria]: Argh fine! You can join me! But don't you ever bother me, ok?

[Kibou]: Ki!

[Asteria]: Sigh… ok, follow me.

[Kibou]: Ki ki!

[[[The unlikely pair then flew together towards the bottom, with the fairy on the lead and the tiny robot behind her.]]]

[Asteria]: Oi Kibou. Can I ask you a question?

[Kibou]: Ki.

[Asteria]: Ok, so why did you even want to be a Guide? In my opinion, you are not suited to be a Guide…

[Kibou]: Ki? Ki…. Ki ki ki! Ki kii! Kiiii… Ki ki ki! Kiii ki ki ki ki ki!

[Asteria]: So you want to do it to save your creator?

[KIbou]: Ki!

[Asteria]: But isn't your creator already dead?

[Kibou]: Ki?

[Asteria]: Ah right, you machine lifeforms have a different concept of life and death.

[Kibou]: Ki.

[Asteria]: So in your view, your creator is still alive?

[Kibou]: Ki!

[Asteria]: And you want to become a Guide so that you can find a way to save your creator?

[Kibou] Ki!

[Asteria]: Do you even know how to save him?

[KIbou]: Ki…

[Asteria]: What a hopeless guy. This is why you are being bullied here. You lack resolve and confidence!

[Kibou]: Ki?

[Asteria]: Oh right, you never know about those things, since originally you should have not needed it.

[Kibou]: Ki?

[Asteria]: …From what I know, your model is that of a drone robot. Robots like you should exist in hives along with more drone robots. You were never meant to be alone like this. You were supposed to do things with your other drone friends!

[KIbou]: Ki!!!!! Ki!!!! Ki!!!

[Asteria]: Hey, hey, hey, even if you are p.i.s.sed with the other drone robots, you are not allowed to curse here! If you want to get angry, just punch them in the face!

[Kibou]: Ki? Ki ki ki! Ki!

[Asteria]: Sigh, if you want to curse, you can do it once we have gotten out of this h.e.l.lhole. So please keep your mouth shut for now.

[Kibou]: Ki?

[Asteria]: Ah forget about that. You won't even understand my instructions that well…

[Kibou]: Ki? K-k-k-kiii!!!

[Asteria]: Oho, so you are saying that you can follow instructions well? If that was the case, then why are you dead last on our whole batch?

[Kibou]: Ki….

[Asteria]: Kibou, just admit it, your abilities are not suited for being a guide. You, in my opinion, will be a great inventor or entrepreneur. But a Guide? Your grades show that you are not meant to be one.

[Kibou]: Ki! Ki ki ki ki ki!

[Asteria]: …So you're saying that your pa.s.sion will help you succeed? Who told you that s***ty advice?

[Kibou]: Ki? KI! KI! KI! KI! KI! KI! KI! KI!

[Asteria]: Ah, so it was your creator who gave you that advice? Your creator must be an optimistic person then.

[Kibou]: Ki ki!

[Asteria]: Why are you even acting this proud? No matter how good your creator is, his advice on you doesn't mean jacks**t!

[Kibou]: Ki?

[Asteria]: I mean come on! There is a high chance of you getting kicked out of our batch next week! Do you think pa.s.sion will still help you when that time comes?

[Kibou]: Ki?!!!!

[Asteria]: You don't even know that you are in danger of getting kicked out? How did you even manage to reach this stage?

[Kibou]: Ki! Ki ki!

[Asteria]: Oh yeah of course, you bribed our cla.s.smates. Real cla.s.sy of you.

[Kibou]: Ki? Ki ki ki ki ki!

[Asteria]: Hehehe, me cheating? As if! With my knowledge and good looks, there is no way that I will cheat!

[Kibou]: Ki ki? Ki ki ki…

[Asteria]: Hey! What are you talking about?

[Kibou]: Ki ki ki, ki! Ki ki ki… Ki ki!

[Asteria] H-h-hey! Derek is someone who does not look at a person's beauty! He looks at who they really are!

[Kibou]: Ki ki? Ki….

[Asteria]: So what if Derek rejected my advances? That does not mean that he hates me! He's just… preoccupied with a lot of stuff!

[Kibou] Ki ki? Ki ki ki, ki ki, ki ki ki….

[Asteria]: What? You saw Derek having a date with Celestia? Where did you see that?

[Kibou]: Ki ki ki ! Ki ki… ki ki ki!

[Asteria]: T-t-they ate lunch inside Celestia's room? Wait! How did you even see that?

[Kibou]: Ki ki ki…

[Asteria] So you were placed inside Celestia's trash can because the janitor thought you were a trash…

[Kibou]: Ki ki!

[Asteria] Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it. So what happened with Derek and Celestia next?

[Kibou]: ...

[Asteria]: …

[Kibou]: Ki, ki, ki. Ki ki ki. Kiki ki! Ki, ki ki kiiii…. Ki! Ki! K-

[Asteria]: W-what? You saw Celestia licking tea from Dereks abs?

[Kibou]: Ki! Ki ki ki! Ki! Ki ki! Ki!

[Asteria]: A-and you saw her licking tea from Derek's biceps too?

[Kibou]: Ki ki! Ki….

[Asteria]: What else did you see?

[Kibou]: Ki…

[Asteria]: Say it!

[Kibou]: Ki….

[Asteria]: I said say it!

[Kibou]: Ki! Ki ki ki ki ki! Ki… Ka ka ka! Kakaka!

[Asteria] W-w-w-what? Celestia poured tea on Derek's shorts and then she licked it and then she started s-s-suck-

[Kibou]: Ki!

[Asteria]: Argh! That d.a.m.ned woman! And here I thought she's an exemplary student! So she's actually a cougar who hunts down young men! T-t-this is unforgivable!

[Kibou]: Ki?

[Asteria]: You, come with me, we shall hunt down the cougar.

[Kibou]: Ki? Ki ki ki ki ki!

[Asteria]: Nah uh uh. Since you're the one who told me about what Celestia was doing, you're already implicated here. So whatever I do from now on will be also related to you! So you have no choice but to join me!

[Kibou]: Ki! Ki ki ki!

[Asteria]: The teleportation array? That can wait later. For now, we should make that thirsty woman pay for her sins!

[Kibou]: Ki? Ki ki?

[Asteria]: You're asking me what Celestia did wrong? Hah, I also do not know. But she's p.i.s.sing me off right now, so I have decided to find her and make her suffer!

[Kibou]: Ki? Ki ki ki…

[Asteria]: Oh, so you think that Celestia is stronger than me? Heh, if you doubt me that much, then I shall show you the difference in our power!

[Kibou]: Ki….

[Asteria]: Hmph, don't dilly dally here. We still have a thot to chase!