Translator: Mochipanda Proofreader: Wryn, Noobzilla It was Sunday morning. Daren happily packed his bag for the days activities. He had decided to go watch Ezart compete in the arena, and then have supper with him. Gege, Ezart and I are going to hang out today. Oh, and Xiao Ai1 too. Whos Xiao Ai? Devon's initial smile turned into a frown upon hearing the unfamiliar name. Before Dar could reply, Devon suddenly recalled that Dar had a friend named Ai-something and wondered if Dar was talking about her. Xiao Ai is my girlfriend! came Darens candid reply. Devon was momentarily stunned by the declaration. Dar, lets go! Ezarts loud, impatient voice sounded from outside. Coming! Daren quickly replied. He turned and hugged the petrified Devon, saying, Gege, Im leaving now. He then went over to hug Theodore, who was seated on the sofa and said, Im leaving, Papa Avery! Theodores still had his face buried in his newspaper and only mumbled a disinterested goodbye in reply. DAR! Ezarts voice growing more and more impatient. Im coming, Im coming! Daren hastily picked up his bag and rushed out the door leaving only Devon and Theodore in the living room. Theodore was in a semi-comatose state due to extremely low blood pressure secondary to waking too early while the former sat petrified by his brothers declaration that he had a girlfriend. Devon remained that way for a full half hour before stuttering, Th-Theodore... Hrm? Bye, Dar... Theodore replied reflexively, still drowsy from sleep deprivation. Devon seized Theodores shoulder and shook him violently, while shrieking, Since when were Dar and Ai-whatever going out?! Hes only sixteen for crying out loud! How could he be in a relationship at sixteen?! I forbid it. Abruptly shaken from his daze, Theodore didnt know what was going on. What? What? An earthquake? Dar, protect... me.... Except it was not Dar before him, but the furious face of the Solaris Emperor. Oh! Why was it Devon and not an earthquake... Theodore secretly wished for a 10.0 magnitude earthquake instead of this. *** "Eloise is Dar's girlfriend?" Theodore frowned as he shook his head. "Impossible, Dar's really scared of her." But he said Xiao Ai was his girlfriend! Devon emphasized loudly. Theodore pushed up his glasses, Even if Eloise really is his girlfriend, in this day and age, its about time anyway. If Dar has a girlfriend, wouldnt he be more like a normal teenager? Excuse me?! Devon sat elegantly with his legs crossed on a black chair, his chin resting on one hand while the other lay on his knee, giving off the air of an arrogant lord. The only peculiarity was the shiny BHP09 in his hand, pointed at the only other person in the room. Er, nothing. I was saying that Ill go call Elian about this now! Theodore quickly walked over to the telephone and dialed Elians number. The phone continued to ring for quite awhile before Elian's upper body appeared on the screen. He looked harried, his hair wet and plastered to his forehead with rivulets of water dripping everywhere. It seemed as though he had just showered; or rather, he had been showering, when he heard the phone ring and came running out to answer it.. Seeing Theodores face, he gaped momentarily before awkwardly saying, Eh, erm... Mr. Avery! Please give me a few seconds... Sounds of scurrying footsteps emanated from the phone and then Elians face appeared once again. This time, his hair was half dry and he had put on some clothes. What can I do for you? Elian asked carefully. Pushing up his glasses, Theodore replied, The Solaris Emperor would like to know if Dar and Eloise are going out. Wha? Elian started, but quickly shook his head in response,How is that possible? Dar is really scared of her! So that part was true. Theodore nodded. Devon furiously pushed him aside, picked up the receiver, and asked darkly, Then who is Dars girlfriend? Suddenly seeing Devon appear on-screen gave Elian another shock and he quickly shook his head, saying, Dar has a girlfriend? Im completely unaware of it! Youd better not lie to me. Devon hissed icily. I-I seriously dont know! Elian stuttered. Ive been working on my investigation recently and I havent seen Dar for days... He looked as though he was on the verge of tears. Devon narrowed his eyes menacingly as if he hadnt believed a single word Elian said. Theodore! Dial Eloise for me now. he ordered. The screen split into two, one with Elian waiting anxiously, and the other awaiting Eloises answer. Hello? Eloises weary face appeared on the screen. But the moment she laid eyes on Theodore and Devon, her face immediately lit up and her hands flew to her heart with an expression that said I cant take it anymore. Whoaaa! Two super hot guys~~ Oh! Am I still dreaming? she shrieked. Theodore gestured at the hungry eyes of the girl on the screen, Could this be Dars girlfriend? Devons mouth twitched, ...Hang up. Theodore had already reached a similar conclusion and terminated the call. Elian relaxed. Thank the heavens she didnt make Devon mad. Solaris emperor, please dont worry, if Dar really does have a girlfriend, he would tell you right away... He sought to appease the Solaris Emperor. He already did! He said his girlfriends was Xiao Ai! Devon gestered toward Elians picture on the screen, HANG UP! Theodore did so again. Devon sat on his office chair, an ugly expression on his face as he drummed his fingers rhythmically on the armrest. Why dont you just ask Dar? Theodore could not stand the oppressive silence, like the calm before Armageddon, and quickly suggested this. He felt that this so called girlfriend of Dars did not even exist. Considering Dars child-like ways, he probably didnt even know what girlfriends were for! Devon also thought that this was a good idea. Asking Dar directly was a lot faster...... But what if Dar thought that he was too nosy? What if Dar got mad at him and asked him to mind his own business? What would he do then? The thought sent Devon spiraling into anguish, Ahhh! Please Dar, dont hate your gege~! ...... A bead of cold sweat dripped from Theodore, he replied haplessly, Fine, Ill ask him Why didnt you say so earlier? Daren barked impatiently, What are you waiting for? Call him! Yes, yes! Theodore dialed Dars number obediently. The screen shifted into the Waiting mode, and soon Dars smiling face appeared on it. Papa Avery! He yelled happily. Theodore was just about to confront him about the issue when Devon ran up and shoved him aside. Dar! Even though Devon was furious, when he saw Dars brilliant smile, he couldnt help but smile back. He warmly asked, What are you doing? Whats making you so happy? Gege! Dars dazzling smile was as bright as the sun. He announced in a pure and innocent voice, Im getting married right now! Getting married? Devon instantly became petrified. Aiyah! Ill talk to you later, gege, I have to call Elian-ge! Daren hung up, leaving Theodore and Devon staring at a black screen. Theodore remained silent, a thousand misgivings in his heart about looking at Devon. He did not want to catch an accidental glimpse at the reincarnation of an Asura or something that would keep him sleepless for many nights to come. Elian... Xiao Ai! Dar was talking about Elian! Devon remained petrified for a while longer until he suddenly leapt up and bellowed That little brat dared to trick me! He is the Xiao Ai Dar mentioned! Theres no mistake! Elian, you actually lured my cute little Dar into marrying you!?! I will get you for this! Devon dashed to the phone and was about to give orders to his subordinates when Theodore intervened. Wait! Wait a second! He swiftly blocked Devons way to the telephone. There must have been a misunderstanding; how was it possible for Dar and Elian to get married without their family? Devons eyes burned like the scorching flames of hell, and his voice was as cold as ice as he snarled, Get out of my way. Yes sir! Theodore gave up in a flash and ducked out of the way. Theodore sighed internally. Oh Elian... Its not that I dont want to help you, but you know whenever the Solaris Emperor gets involved with matters regarding Dar, his mind twists itself into a thousand knots, his humanity deserts him, and he becomes trigger happy... At this moment, I can only hope youve prayed and burned enough incense, because only God can protect you now... But if you dont usually burn incense, thats okay too. I will fully utilise your corpse, from the hair on your head to the nails on your toes for my experiments... Theodore could not suppress a tiny smile as he adjusted the glasses perched on his nose. Meanwhile, the unsuspecting Elian shuddered as a chill ran down his spine... I mustve caught a cold from rushing out of the shower earlier. Devon dialed a series of numbers and ordered in a detached tone, Stealth unit, seize Elian and bring him to me now! It was not long before Elian was kneeling on the ground on the ground before him, tightly bound with ropes with the roots of his hair still wet. Devon pressed his BHP09 to Elians forehead and snapped, Tell me! What kind of loathsome, vile method did you use to abduct Dar?! Abduct Dar? Elian was at a loss. When had he ever abducted Dar, and how did this get blamed on him? Why didnt they suspect Ezart? He was clearly Dars favourite... So you wont talk. Devon gave a humorless laugh and gave an order to his subordinates, Bring the torture instruments! Wait! Wait a second! Elian was alarmed. He hastily begged for help from the bystander, Mr. Avery! Please save me! Theodore adjusted the small spectacles perched on his nose as he sat on the couch and sighed to himself. I cant even ensure my own safety; how could I save you? You better just die peacefully and leave me your corpse for scientific uses... Devon was picking out his instruments and decided to start with the relatively easy removal of nails. He picked up the pliers, and slowly walked toward Elian with a beatific smile. At the sight of them, Elians face turned a sickly pale and he yelled in panic, Help! Dar, Dar, where are you? As if on cue, the sound of the automatic door emitted from the front of the house. Theodore looked up as Dar came into the room, closely followed by Ezart. He sighed unconsciously. A superior specimen that was so hard to come by had just slipped away... Gege! Daren gawked at the situation in the room and asked, Whats going on...? Dar! Elian yelled as if the saviour was here to deliver the world and sobbed pitifully, Please help me! Your brother wants to torture me! Daren reflexively moved to shield Elian and asked pitifully, Gege! What are you doing to Elian-ge? Why did you tie him up? Seeing Darens sad expression, Devon became flustered, I... I was just... He just didnt want you to marry Elian, Theodore calmly explained. HAHAHA! Marriage? Dar and Elian? HAHAHA! Ezart doubled over with laughter, cluching his abdomen. When did I ever say that I was going to marry Elian-ge? Daren asked flabbergasted. But... Devon was really confused. You just told me on the phone that you were getting married, and you were going to call Elian to go, so isnt it him you were going to marry? Daren shook his head and explained, No, gege, you need two people to witness your marriage, but there was only Ezart there, so I wanted to call Elian-ge to be the second witness. Then... You really did get married? Devons voice had a strangled edge to it. Yeah! Daren exclaimed excitedly. I married Xiao Ai! Chaos descended in Devons mind and he yelled, But, but Xiao Ai, isnt Xiao Ai Elian? He was here the whole time so how could you marry him? Unless Xiao Ai is Eloise...? He collapsed against the sofa and broke out in spasms of laughter, almost choking from all the laughter. Hahahaha, Xiao Ai... Xiao Ai is Elian... Haha... This is too hilarious! No! Gege, Xiao Ai isnt Elian or Eloise! Daren rummaged briefly in his bag and pulled out a pink, heart shaped game console. He then loudly announced, This is my Xiao Ai! What is that? Devon blankly stared at the heart-shaped device in Darens hand. Ezart, who had rolled onto one side with laughter, suddenly sat upright and said seriously, A dating simulation, nicknamed Xiao Ai, the newest 8.0 version with a function called Marriage. The rules are pretty strict; it requires two witnesses to play along before one can get married... Hahaha! Upon saying that, he once again burst into laughter, so much that he flopped onto his side on the sofa. Theodore pushed up his glasses, picked up his newspaper, and buried his face in it. However, the newspaper in his hands trembled along with his shoulders as he intermittently emitted unusual noises that distinctly sounded like a Ha~... pfft~... At that moment, Elian, who was feeling faint from being tied up for so long, murmured, Thats right... The first time I met Dar, he told me that the dating sim was his girlfriend... Devons head was in system failure mode for a few minutes, before gradually restarting. He grabbed Darens shoulders fervently and asked, So you didnt get married? I did! Daren chuckled and said, I couldnt find Elian to be my witness, so Ezart got his boss to be my witness and I was able to marry Xiao Ai. Devon eagerly pressed on. So you dont have a girlfriend either? Xiao Ai is my girlfriend! Daren tilted his head. Why is gege acting so strange today? Why does it feel like he doesnt understand what Im talking about? Devon was moved. Great! Dar is still the pure and innocent Dar Ive always known. He almost wanted to smother the dating sim with kisses. But... I already married Xiao Ai, so theres nothing more to do... Daren stared at the device in his hand, and grumbled, The toystore owner told me that 9.0 was coming out soon, and that you could have children, but I dont know when that would be released. Seeing that his didi was unhappy, Devon proclaimed at once, Ill buy that company now and make them release 9.0 immediately! Really? Darens eyes shone happily. Gege is the best! Hehehe, didi said that I am the best... Devon smiled giddily. Dar, you like gege the best, right? Daren tilted his head and nodded vigourously, Of course! Dar likes gege the best! He is so adorable! Devon hugged Daren tightly, Dar, I like you the best too!

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