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The four WM doctors as well as Luo Tianwen nodded.
In order to show justice, they separately examined Lin Qi, finally they
spoke loudly to the people present: “Jiang Feng’s
diagnosis is exactly correct!”
Hearing
the approval of
Jiang Feng’s diagnosis from the
five authorit
ies
,
the
audience
all
nodded
and their eyes
turned to
Lin Qi
.
“
Yeah,”
Lin Qi admitted: “You are right. I do have a slight
l
umbar disc
protrusion in my waist and serious stomach troubles.”
Lin Qi knew his own illnesses
quite well. Since his childhood, his family was poor, and as his grandfather grew older and older,
he had to do
nearly
all the housework alone. In order
to
save money, he often ate only steamed
bun
s
with pickled vegetables for meals
. His poor life
made him develop many potential
illnesses.
“Heh-heh!
You are really straightforward to admit that I’m right!” Jiang Feng wore an expression of immense pride. He swished his pen to
write down a prescription
and threw it to Lin Qi
: "
T
his is the prescription
I give you, in which there are
some
latest
medicines
developed abroad with very good effect.
A
course of treatment guarantees you a full recovery
.
“And of course, it’s not expensive, either.
It will cost only 100 thousands yuan. You can afford it, right?” Jiang Feng emphasized the last words, with an ironic tone.
He had learned that Lin Qi came from a poor family in a mountain village.
Seeing this, Jiang Ruoqing
was angry and anxious as well. She even wanted to kick her spoiled
brother out.
But Lin Qi didn’t care about Jiang Feng’s words at all. Realizing that Jiang Ruoqing was in a
bad
mood, he turned to her, nodded and smiled at her.
His c
onfident smile
and
calm look
surprised J
iang
R
uoqing slightly,
and she was calmed
down
inexplicably
.
Seeing that
Lin Qi still had time to exchange glances with his sister, Jiang Feng’s brows twisted together and snorted: "Now it's your turn!"
With these words, Jiang Feng sat down and stretched
out his arm: “Take my pulse and make your diagnosis.”
Lin Qi smiled, just look
ing
at Jiang Feng quietly instead of taking his pulse.
“Why, are you afraid now?” Jiang Feng sneered: “You could follow me
in
say
ing
the same thing
a moment ago. But now you don’t have the chance
to do so
, do you?”
Lin Qi shook his head
indifferently
: “I am not afraid.”
“He-he! Then why don’t you take my pulse?”
“Because I’ve already made my diagnosis!”
“What?”
When
Lin Qi
said this,
everyone
was shocked
!
This Lin Qi, how could he say that he had already had his diagnosis with just one glance?
Was he the Doctor Miracle?
The four
WM
doctors
couldn’t
help sneer
ing. T
his boy
must be a bit too
overbearing.
Even if he was going to fake, he had to do something
decent.
Luo Tianwen looked at
Lin Qi.
S
uddenly
he
th
ought for a while and
something
occurred to him
, then h
e
was trembling
violently all over
.
“All right,
since
you
’ve got an an
s
wer
, then
give
it
to us
.”
Jiang Feng took back his arm
with a sarcastic look. Could he know the patient’s
condition
without taking the pulse?
It was the first time he had heard of this kind of thing. How ridiculous!
Lin Qi hesitated
for a moment and suddenly said: “Are you sure you want me to say it in front of everyone?"
“
I think you
’re just trying to
make a mystery of your diagnosis. Actually you don’t get any answer at all, I’m afraid.
”
Jiang
F
eng
snorted coldly
.
“The
four diagnostic methods
the traditional Chinese doctors usually employ are
observing, listening plus smelling, inquiring and palpating, of which observation will be the first to be used.
If you have mastered enough good skills, you
don’t have
to take the pulse.” Lin Qi glanced at him, and said flatly:
"Your condition
is very simple—you’re suffering from hemorrhoids. And you are h.o.m.os.e.xual, which causes your hemorrhoids to recur over and over again
due to
your unhealthy s.e.xual activities!”
“
H
omos.e.xual”, th
e
word
was
like
a
bolt from the blue
.
A
ll people
present were
thunderstruck
and their facial expressions became
marvelous
.
“What the
f.u.c.k
! It can’t be true.
An excellent talent as Jiang Feng, he should have such a quirk.”
“Tell me about it! This great talent is tender skinned. He really has a sort of feminine beauty.
I heard that he's always hanging out with guys but never had a girlfriend.”
“
It is impossible to judge a man’s heart from his appearance.
Aren’t
these
gays and lesbians
popular in today’s
society?”
Hearing the idle chat
s
, Jiang Feng almost jumped up: "What nonsense you are
talking!
How can it be possible that I..."
“Well, y
ou
don’t have any
symptom
s
right now.
P
erhaps even
you
you
r
self
haven’t realize
d
it. I
f
you don’t
believe
me
,
try it by
press
ing
your D
u
mai
A
cupoint!
”
“As you like!”
Jiang Feng reached his hand behind his back
to press
on his Dumai point
,
which was in the lower part of the tail vertebra. In order to prove his
purity
, he pressed hard.
Unexpectedly,
he felt a sharp
pain
coming
.
H
e could not help
letting out a painful cry
,
with abnormal sweat
s
on his forehead and a deformed face.
“
Th
is
acupoint is near the hemorrhoids, and any
sensation of
pain indicates the severity of the hemorrhoids.
” Lin Qi explained.
The people around
took his words with a grain of salt and they tried
secretly
by
press
ing
their Dumai point
s
. A series of yell
s of “Ouch” from the audience
indicated that
quite a number of
people had hemorrhoids.
“Even though I have hemorrhoids, it doesn’t result from…” Jiang Feng
craned his neck to
defend himself.
"I have a special way of proving this
. H
old out your hand." L
in Qi
raised h
is
eyebrows.
Jiang Feng immediately stepped back out of guilt: “Why should I have to hold out my hand as you asked? Why
should I obey your
order?"
"If
you are
not
h
omos.e.xual,
what
are you afraid
of
?
Give me
your hand and let me show you
r hand to everyone
else
to see
what is
the difference between a
gay
and
other people
!”
L
in Qi
said, taking a step forward.
“What difference should there be? Don’t try to cheat people around here…”
Although reluctant to admit his s.e.xual tendency, Jiang Feng looked
nervous and he hid his hands in the pocket at once so that no one would see them, as if to cover up something.
Just at this time, a telephone ring
came out from
Jiang Feng
’s
pocket.
H
e
was now so
nerv
ou
s that he
was scared by the ringing of the phone and
his hand tremble
d
. T
he phone fell out of his pocket.
When the phone dropped on the floor, some key was
pressed and a voice message was played automatically. To make matters worse, it was a male’s
rough voice: “
Xiao
F
eng,
you did a good job that night. I'll see you at the Fenghua Hotel today again. Kiss you, Mua!!!”
Originally
all people present paid their
attention
to
the
two people
and the hall was very
quiet at
this moment, so
this rough male voice
clearly
reached
everyone's ears.
After a
few brief moments of astonishment,
there was a burst of laughter at the scene, and everyone showed an expression of a sudden realization.
“
O
h? A good job that night? Mua?”
“
Tsk-tsk.
I shouldn’t have judged a man from his appearance. I can’t believe there should be a man
asking you out on a date
eagerly.”
“Alas,
public morals
are really declining day by day.
Such tendency to h.o.m.os.e.xuality
is really bad.”
These
remark
s made
J
iang
F
eng's face
burning
. H
ow h
e
wished there would
be
a crack in the ground for him to hide
. He didn't expect
that it was he himself that
show
ed
the cloven foot
at this time.
Lin Qi laughed and picked up the mobile phone, blew the dust off it, and handed it to him, saying, “Jiang Feng, in fact, I can't see anything from your hand. I only scared you
just now. ”
“What? You…”
Jiang Feng was so angry that he even wanted to kill Lin Qi. He was shaking with a rage out of shame,
and
he pointed at Lin Qi
,
yelling: “Lin Qi, I, I will fight you to death today!
”
With a roar, Jiang Feng
fiercely
pounced on L
in Qi
.
He couldn’t prevent others from gossiping about him
privately
, but how could he save face when
this kind of thing
was exposed in the public
?
“Stop!”
Jiang Ruoqing couldn't stand it anymore. She got up and rushed forward to slap heavily on Jiang Feng’s face. In her clear voice she yelled: “Don’t you think it's shameful enough? Get out of here! "
"Sis, you
should slap
me? "Jiang Feng, covering his swollen cheeks
with his hand
, said in
astonishment
.
“I don’t have a brother like you. I didn’t expect the rumor to be true.”
More or less, Jiang
R
uoqing ha
d
also heard some
gossip
, but her brother ha
d
been outstanding in all aspects,
so she didn’t take these gossip
s
seriously.
She just didn't expect to hear about
them
in person today.
She felt it
was
absolutely disgraceful to the family and
he
put her to shame
.
“Sis, I, I was just
for momentary curiosity
.
And after all it was consensual…” Jiang Feng was still to
explain.
“Shut up!” Jiang Ruoqing interrupted him with twisted eyebrows and
a
terrible expression on her face: “Go away from here! Don’t appear until you’ve thought deeply about your own behavior and
realized
your mistake! Out!”