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21: Male Homosexuality

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The four WM doctors as well as Luo Tianwen nodded.

In order to show justice, they separately examined Lin Qi, finally they

spoke loudly to the people present: “Jiang Feng’s

diagnosis is exactly correct!”

Hearing

the approval of

Jiang Feng’s diagnosis from the

five authorit

ies

,

the

audience

all

nodded

and their eyes

turned to

Lin Qi

.

Yeah,”

Lin Qi admitted: “You are right. I do have a slight

l

umbar disc

protrusion in my waist and serious stomach troubles.”

Lin Qi knew his own illnesses

quite well. Since his childhood, his family was poor, and as his grandfather grew older and older,

he had to do

nearly

all the housework alone. In order

to

save money, he often ate only steamed

bun

s

with pickled vegetables for meals

. His poor life

made him develop many potential

illnesses.

“Heh-heh!

You are really straightforward to admit that I’m right!” Jiang Feng wore an expression of immense pride. He swished his pen to

write down a prescription

and threw it to Lin Qi

: "

T

his is the prescription

I give you, in which there are

some

latest

medicines

developed abroad with very good effect.

A

course of treatment guarantees you a full recovery

.

“And of course, it’s not expensive, either.

It will cost only 100 thousands yuan. You can afford it, right?” Jiang Feng emphasized the last words, with an ironic tone.

He had learned that Lin Qi came from a poor family in a mountain village.

Seeing this, Jiang Ruoqing

was angry and anxious as well. She even wanted to kick her spoiled

brother out.

But Lin Qi didn’t care about Jiang Feng’s words at all. Realizing that Jiang Ruoqing was in a

bad

mood, he turned to her, nodded and smiled at her.

His c

onfident smile

and

calm look

surprised J

iang

R

uoqing slightly,

and she was calmed

down

inexplicably

.

Seeing that

Lin Qi still had time to exchange glances with his sister, Jiang Feng’s brows twisted together and snorted: "Now it's your turn!"

With these words, Jiang Feng sat down and stretched

out his arm: “Take my pulse and make your diagnosis.”

Lin Qi smiled, just look

ing

at Jiang Feng quietly instead of taking his pulse.

“Why, are you afraid now?” Jiang Feng sneered: “You could follow me

in

say

ing

the same thing

a moment ago. But now you don’t have the chance

to do so

, do you?”

Lin Qi shook his head

indifferently

: “I am not afraid.”

“He-he! Then why don’t you take my pulse?”

“Because I’ve already made my diagnosis!”

 

“What?”

When

Lin Qi

said this,

everyone

was shocked

This Lin Qi, how could he say that he had already had his diagnosis with just one glance?

Was he the Doctor Miracle?

The four

WM

doctors

couldn’t

help sneer

ing. T

his boy

must be a bit too

overbearing.

Even if he was going to fake, he had to do something

decent.

Luo Tianwen looked at

Lin Qi.

S

uddenly

he

th

ought for a while and

something

occurred to him

, then h

e

was trembling

violently all over

.

“All right,

since

you

’ve got an an

s

wer

, then

give

it

to us

.”

Jiang Feng took back his arm

with a sarcastic look. Could he know the patient’s

condition

without taking the pulse?

It was the first time he had heard of this kind of thing. How ridiculous!

Lin Qi hesitated

for a moment and suddenly said: “Are you sure you want me to say it in front of everyone?"

I think you

’re just trying to

make a mystery of your diagnosis. Actually you don’t get any answer at all, I’m afraid.

Jiang

F

eng

snorted coldly

.

“The

four diagnostic methods

the traditional Chinese doctors usually employ are

observing, listening plus smelling, inquiring and palpating, of which observation will be the first to be used.

If you have mastered enough good skills, you

 

don’t have

to take the pulse.” Lin Qi glanced at him, and said flatly:

"Your condition

is very simple—you’re suffering from hemorrhoids. And you are h.o.m.os.e.xual, which causes your hemorrhoids to recur over and over again

due to

your unhealthy s.e.xual activities!”

H

omos.e.xual”, th

e

word

was

like

a

bolt from the blue

.

A

ll people

present were

thunderstruck

and their facial expressions became

marvelous

.

“What the

f.u.c.k

! It can’t be true.

An excellent talent as Jiang Feng, he should have such a quirk.”

“Tell me about it! This great talent is tender skinned. He really has a sort of feminine beauty.

I heard that he's always hanging out with guys but never had a girlfriend.”

It is impossible to judge a man’s heart from his appearance.

Aren’t

these

gays and lesbians

popular in today’s

society?”

Hearing the idle chat

s

, Jiang Feng almost jumped up: "What nonsense you are

talking!

How can it be possible that I..."

“Well, y

ou

don’t have any

symptom

s

right now.

P

erhaps even

you

you

r

self

haven’t realize

d

it. I

f

you don’t

believe

me

,

try it by

press

ing

your D

u

mai

A

cupoint!

“As you like!”

Jiang Feng reached his hand behind his back

to press

on his Dumai point

,

which was in the lower part of the tail vertebra. In order to prove his

purity

, he pressed hard.

Unexpectedly,

he felt a sharp

pain

coming

.

H

e could not help

letting out a painful cry

,

with abnormal sweat

s

on his forehead and a deformed face.

Th

is

acupoint is near the hemorrhoids, and any

sensation of

pain indicates the severity of the hemorrhoids.

” Lin Qi explained.

The people around

took his words with a grain of salt and they tried

secretly

by

press

ing

their Dumai point

s

. A series of yell

s of “Ouch” from the audience

indicated that

quite a number of

people had hemorrhoids.

“Even though I have hemorrhoids, it doesn’t result from…” Jiang Feng

craned his neck to

defend himself.

"I have a special way of proving this

. H

old out your hand." L

in Qi

raised h

is

eyebrows.

Jiang Feng immediately stepped back out of guilt: “Why should I have to hold out my hand as you asked? Why

should I obey your

order?"

"If

you are

not

h

omos.e.xual,

what

are you afraid

of

?

Give me

your hand and let me show you

r hand to everyone

else

to see

what is

the difference between a

gay

and

other people

!”

L

in Qi

said, taking a step forward.

“What difference should there be? Don’t try to cheat people around here…”

Although reluctant to admit his s.e.xual tendency, Jiang Feng looked

nervous and he hid his hands in the pocket at once so that no one would see them, as if to cover up something.

Just at this time, a telephone ring

came out from

Jiang Feng

’s

pocket.

H

e

was now so

nerv

ou

s that he

was scared by the ringing of the phone and

his hand tremble

d

. T

he phone fell out of his pocket.

When the phone dropped on the floor, some key was

pressed and a voice message was played automatically. To make matters worse, it was a male’s

rough voice: “

Xiao

F

eng,

you did a good job that night. I'll see you at the Fenghua Hotel today again. Kiss you, Mua!!!”

Originally

all people present paid their

attention

to

the

two people

and the hall was very

quiet at

this moment, so

this rough male voice

clearly

reached

everyone's ears.

After a

few brief moments of astonishment,

there was a burst of laughter at the scene, and everyone showed an expression of a sudden realization.

 

O

h? A good job that night? Mua?”

 

Tsk-tsk.

I shouldn’t have judged a man from his appearance. I can’t believe there should be a man

asking you out on a date

eagerly.”

“Alas,

public morals

are really declining day by day.

Such tendency to h.o.m.os.e.xuality

is really bad.”

These

remark

s made

J

iang

F

eng's face

burning

. H

ow h

e

wished there would

be

a crack in the ground for him to hide

. He didn't expect

that it was he himself that

show

ed

the cloven foot

at this time.

Lin Qi laughed and picked up the mobile phone, blew the dust off it, and handed it to him, saying, “Jiang Feng, in fact, I can't see anything from your hand. I only scared you

just now. ”

 

“What? You…”

Jiang Feng was so angry that he even wanted to kill Lin Qi. He was shaking with a rage out of shame,

and

he pointed at Lin Qi

,

yelling: “Lin Qi, I, I will fight you to death today!

With a roar, Jiang Feng

fiercely

pounced on L

in Qi

.

He couldn’t prevent others from gossiping about him

privately

, but how could he save face when

this kind of thing

was exposed in the public

?

 

“Stop!”

Jiang Ruoqing couldn't stand it anymore. She got up and rushed forward to slap heavily on Jiang Feng’s face. In her clear voice she yelled: “Don’t you think it's shameful enough? Get out of here! "

"Sis, you

should slap

me? "Jiang Feng, covering his swollen cheeks

with his hand

, said in

astonishment

.

“I don’t have a brother like you. I didn’t expect the rumor to be true.”

More or less, Jiang

R

uoqing ha

d

also heard some

gossip

, but her brother ha

d

been outstanding in all aspects,

so she didn’t take these gossip

s

seriously.

She just didn't expect to hear about

them

in person today.

She felt it

was

absolutely disgraceful to the family and

he

put her to shame

.

“Sis, I, I was just

for momentary curiosity

.

And after all it was consensual…” Jiang Feng was still to

explain.

“Shut up!” Jiang Ruoqing interrupted him with twisted eyebrows and

a

terrible expression on her face: “Go away from here! Don’t appear until you’ve thought deeply about your own behavior and

realized

your mistake! Out!”