"Er...can that happen?"

"She says so. Did I tell you that he came all the way into Ankh-Morpork? A big city? Can you imagine what that must have been like?"

Vimes turned at a faint sound behind him.

A large wolf was standing at the edge of the firelight. It was looking at him intently. It wasn't just the look of an animal, sizing him up on the level of food/threat/thing. Behind that stare, wheels were turning. And there was a small but rather proud mongrel at his side, scratching furiously.

"Is that...Gaspode?" said Vimes. "The dog that's always hanging around the Watch House?"

"Yes, he...helped me get here," said Carrot.

"I just don't want to ask," said Vimes. "Any minute now a door's going to open in a tree and Fred and n.o.bby are going to step out, am I right?"

"I hope not, sir."

Gavin lay down a short distance from the fire, and started watching Carrot.

"Captain?" said Vimes.

"Yes, sir?"

"You'll notice I haven't pressed you on why you're here as well as Angua?"

"Yes, sir."

"Well?" said Vimes. And now he thought he recognized the look on Gavin's face, even though it was on a face of an unusual shape. It was the look you got on the face of a gentlemen lounging on a corner by a bank, watching the comings and goings, seeing how the place worked...

"I was admiring your diplomacy, sir."

"Hmm? What?" said Vimes, still staring at the wolf.

"I appreciated the way you were avoiding asking questions, sir."

Angua walked into the firelight. Vimes saw her glance around the circle, and squat down on the snow exactly exactly halfway between Carrot and Gavin. halfway between Carrot and Gavin.

"They're miles away now. Oh...h.e.l.lo, Mister Vimes."

There was some more silence.

"Is anyone going to tell me something?" said Vimes.

"My family are trying to upset the coronation," said Angua. "They're working with some dwarfs that don't want-that want to keep Uberwald separate."

"I think I've worked that one out. Running for your life through a freezing cold forest gives you a bit of an insight."

"I have to tell you, sir...my brother killed the clacky signalers. His scent's all over the place up there."

Gavin made a noise in his throat.

"And another man that Gavin didn't recognize, except that he spent a lot of time hiding in the forest and watching our castle."

"I think that might have been a man called Sleeps. One of our...agents," said Vimes.

"He did well. He managed to get to a boat a few miles downriver. Unfortunately, there was a werewolf waiting in it."

"It was a waterfall that did it for me," said Vimes.

"Permission to speak honestly, sir?" said Angua.

"Don't you always?"

"They could have got you any time they liked, sir. Really they could. They wanted you to get as far as the tower before they really really attacked. I expect Wolfgang thought that'd be nicely symbolic, or something." attacked. I expect Wolfgang thought that'd be nicely symbolic, or something."

"I got three of them!"

"Yes, sir. But you wouldn't have been able to get three of them all at once. Wolfgang was having some...fun. That's how he's always played the Game. He's good at thinking ahead. He likes ambushes. He likes some poor soul to get within a few yards of the finish before he leaps out on them." Angua sighed. "Look, sir, I don't want there to be trouble-"

"He's been killing people!"

"Yes, sir. But my mother's just a rather ignorant sn.o.b and my father's half-gone now, he spends so much time as a wolf he hardly knows how to act human anymore. They don't live in the real world. They really think Uberwald can stay the same. There isn't a lot up here, really...but it's ours. Wolfgang's a murderous idiot who thinks that werewolves were born to rule. The trouble is, sir...he hasn't broken the lore."

"Oh, ye G.o.ds!"

"I bet he could find plenty of witnesses to say that he gave everyone the start the lore requires. That's the rules of the Game."

"And meddling with the dwarfs' affairs? He's stolen the Scone or swapped it or...something, I haven't worked it all out yet, but one poor dwarf's already dead because of it! Cheery and Detritus are under arrest! Inigo is dead! Sybil's locked up somewhere! And you're saying it's all okay?"

"Things are different here, sir," said Carrot. "It wasn't until ten years ago they replaced trial by ordeal here with trial by lawyer, and that was only because they found that lawyers were nastier."

"I've got to get back to Bonk. If they've harmed Sybil I don't care what what the d.a.m.n lore is." the d.a.m.n lore is."

"Mister Vimes! You look done in as it is!" said Carrot.

"I'll keep going. Come on. Get some of the wolves to pull the sleigh-"

"You don't get get them to, sir. You ask Gavin if they will," said Carrot. them to, sir. You ask Gavin if they will," said Carrot.

"Oh. Er...can you explain the situation to him?"

I'm standing in the cold in the middle of a forest, thought Vimes a moment later, watching a quite handsome young woman growling a conversation with a wolf who is watching her. This does not often happen. Not in Ankh-Morpork, anyway. It's probably a daily occurrence up here.

Eventually six wolves allowed themselves to be harnessed, and Vimes was carried up the hill to the road.

"Stop!"

"Sir?" said Carrot.

"I want a weapon! There's got to be something I can use in the tower!"

"Sir, you can use my sword! And there's the...hunting spears..."

"You know what you can do with the hunting spears!"

Vimes kicked the door at the base of the tower. Fresh snow had blown in, smoothing the edges of wolf and human tracks.

He felt drunk. Bits of his brain were going on and off. His eyeb.a.l.l.s felt as though they were lined with toweling. His legs seemed only vaguely under his control.

Surely the signalers must've had something something?

Even the sacks and barrels had gone. Well, there were plenty of peasants in the hills, and winter was coming on, and the men who'd been here certainly didn't have any use for the food anymore. Even Vimes wouldn't call that that theft. theft.

He climbed up to the next floor. The thrifty people of the forest had been up here, too. But they hadn't taken the bloodstains off the floor, or Inigo's little round hat which inexplicably was wedged into the wooden wall.

He pulled it out, and saw where the thin felt on the brim had been pushed back to reveal the razor-shape edge.

An a.s.sa.s.sin's hat, he thought. And then...no, not not an a.s.sa.s.sin's hat. He remembered the street fights he'd seen when he was a kid, among the hard-drinking men who thought that even bare-knuckle fighting was posh. Some of them would sew a razor blade into the brim of their cap, for a bit of help in a melee. This was the hat of a man who was always looking for that extra edge. an a.s.sa.s.sin's hat. He remembered the street fights he'd seen when he was a kid, among the hard-drinking men who thought that even bare-knuckle fighting was posh. Some of them would sew a razor blade into the brim of their cap, for a bit of help in a melee. This was the hat of a man who was always looking for that extra edge.

It hadn't worked here.

He dropped it on the floor, and his eye caught, in the gloom, the box of mortars. Even that had been ransacked, but the tubes had simply been scattered across the floor. The G.o.ds alone knew what the scavengers thought they were.

He put them back in their box. Inigo was right about them, at least. A weapon so inaccurate that it probably couldn't hit a barn wall from inside the barn was no good as a weapon. But other things had been scattered around, too. The men who'd been living rough here had left a few personal item. Pictures had been thumbtacked to the wall. There was a diary, a pipe, someone's shaving gear...Boxes had been tipped out on the floor...

"We'd better get on, sir," said Carrot, from the ladder.

They'd been killed. They'd been sent racing off into the dark with monsters at their heels, and then some blank-faced peasants who'd done nothing to help had come in here and picked over the little things they'd left behind...

d.a.m.n it! Vimes growled and swept everything into the box and dragged it over to the ladder.

"We'll drop this lot off at the emba.s.sy," he said. "I'm not leaving any here for scavengers. Don't think about arguing with me."

"Wouldn't dream of it, sir. Wouldn't dream dream of it." of it."

Vimes paused.

"Carrot? That wolf and Angua..." He stopped. How the h.e.l.l did you continue a sentence like that?

"They're old friends, sir."

"They are?"

There was nothing but the usual completely open honesty anywhere in Carrot's expression.

"Oh...we...that's good, then..." Vimes finished.

A minute later, they were on their way again. Angua was running as a wolf far ahead of the sleigh, alongside Gavin. Gaspode had curled up under the blankets.

And here I am again, thought Vimes, racing the sunset. Heaven knows why...I'm in the company of a werewolf and a wolf that looks worse, and sitting in a sleigh drawn by wolves which I can't steer. Try looking that that one up in the manual. one up in the manual.

He dozed among the blankets, half-open eyes watching the disk of the sun flickering between pine trees.

How could you steal the Scone from its cave?

He'd said there were dozens of ways and there were, but they were all risky. They all depended too much on luck and sleepy guards. And this didn't feel like a crime that was going to rely on luck. It had to work.

The Scone wasn't important. It was was important that the dwarfs ended in disarray-no king, violent arguments and fighting in the dark. And it would stay dark in Uberwald, too. And it seemed to be important that the king was blamed...after all, he was the one who'd lost the Scone... important that the dwarfs ended in disarray-no king, violent arguments and fighting in the dark. And it would stay dark in Uberwald, too. And it seemed to be important that the king was blamed...after all, he was the one who'd lost the Scone...

Whatever the plan was, it had to be done quickly. Well, the clacks would have been useful. What had Wolfgang said? "Those clever men in Ankh-Morpork"? Not dwarfs, but men men.

Rubber Sonky, floating in his vat...

You dipped in a wooden hand, and out of the vat you got a glove...hand in glove...

It wasn't where you've got it, it's where people think it is. That's what matters. That's the magic.

He remembered the very first thought he'd had, when he saw Cheery staring at the floor of the Scone's cave, and the little policemen in Vimes's head started to clamor.

"What, sir?" said Carrot.

"Hmm?" Vimes forced his eyes open.

"You just shouted, sir."

"What did I shout?"

"You shouted 'The b.l.o.o.d.y thing was never b.l.o.o.d.y stolen!,' sir."

"The b.a.s.t.a.r.ds! I knew knew I nearly had it! It all fits together if you don't think like a dwarf! Let's make sure Sybil is all right and then, Captain, we're going to-" I nearly had it! It all fits together if you don't think like a dwarf! Let's make sure Sybil is all right and then, Captain, we're going to-"

"Prod b.u.t.tock, sir?"

"Right!"

"Only one thing, sir..."

"What?"

"You are an escaped criminal, aren't you?"

For a moment there was only the sound of the runners skimming over the snow "We-ell," said Vimes, "this isn't Ankh-Morpork, I know. Everyone keeps telling me. But, Captain, wherever you are, wherever you go, watchmen are always watchmen."

A solitary light burned in the window. Captain Colon sat by the candle, staring at nothing.

Regulations called for the Watch House to be manned at all hours, and that's what he was doing.