"You will not be badly treated. This is our way," said Dee. "I will return when I have news."

"Hey-"

But Dee was a retreating shape in the crepid, almost-light.

In Vimes's cell, the glow beetle was doing its best. All it managed to achieve, though, was to turn the darkness into a variety of green shadows. You could find your way with it without walking into walls, but that was about the extent of it.

One shot, that they didn't know you had.

That'd probably probably get him out of the door. Into a corridor. Underground. Full of dwarfs. get him out of the door. Into a corridor. Underground. Full of dwarfs.

On the other hand...it was amazing how the evidence could stack up against you when people wanted it to.

Anyway, Vimes was an amba.s.sador! What happened to diplomatic immunity? But that was hard to argue when you were faced by uncomplicated people with weaponry; there was a risk that they'd experiment to see if it was true.

One shot they didn't expect...

Sometime later there was a rattling of keys and the door was pulled open. Vimes could make out the shape of two dwarfs. One was holding an ax, the other was bearing a tray.

The dwarf with the ax motioned Vimes to step back.

An ax wasn't a good idea, Vimes considered. It was always the weapon of choice amongst dwarfs, but it wasn't sensible in a confined s.p.a.ce.

He raised his hands and, as the other dwarf walked cautiously over to the stone slab, let them move toward the back of his neck.

These dwarfs were nervous of him. Perhaps they didn't see humans very often.

They'd remember this one.

"Want to see a trick?" said Vimes.

"Grz'dak?"

"Watch this this," said Vimes, and brought his hands around and shut his eyes just before the match flared.

He heard the ax drop as its owner tried to cover his face. That was an unexpected bonus, but there wasn't time to thank the G.o.d of desperate men. Vimes plunged forward, kicked as hard as he could, and heard an "oof" of expelled breath. Then he leapt into the patch of darkness that contained the other dwarf, found a head, spun around and rammed it into an unseen wall.

The other dwarf was trying to get to his feet. Vimes fumbled for him in the gloom, pulled him up by his jerkin, and rasped: "Someone left me a weapon. They wanted me to kill you. Remember that. left me a weapon. They wanted me to kill you. Remember that. I could have killed you I could have killed you."

He punched the dwarf in the stomach. This was no time to play by the Marquis of Fantailler rules.*

Then he turned, s.n.a.t.c.hed the little cage containing the light beetle, and headed for the door.

There was a feeling of pa.s.sageway, stretching off in both directions. Vimes paused for just long enough to sense the draft on his face, and headed that way.

Another glow beetle was hanging in a cage a little distance off. It illuminated, if such a bright word could be used for a light that merely made the darkness less black, a huge circular opening in which a fan turned lazily.

The blades were so slow that Vimes was able to step between them, into the velvet cavern beyond.

Someone really wants me dead, he thought, as he inched his way along the nearest invisible wall with his face to the draft. One shot they weren't expecting...but someone someone was expecting it, weren't they? was expecting it, weren't they?

If you want to get a prisoner out of the clink, then you gave him a key, or a file. You didn't give him a weapon. A key might get him out; a weapon would get him killed.

He stopped, one foot over emptiness. The glow beetle revealed a hole in the floor. It had the huge suckingness of depth.

Then he gripped the beetle's basket between his teeth, took a few steps back and completely misjudged the distance. He hit the other side of the hole with every rib, both arms flat on the floor beyond.

A bit of Ankh-Morpork sense of humor hissed between his teeth.

He scrabbled his way onto the cave floor and got his breath back. Then he took the one-shot out of his pocket, fired it into the floor, tossed it into the hole-it clattered and echoed for some time-and moved on, keeping his face toward the cold air.

This wasn't a tunnel anymore. It was the bottom of a shaft. But the green glow lit up something heaped in the middle.

Vimes picked up a handful of snow and, when he looked up, a flake melted on his face.

He grinned in the dark. The beetle light just caught the edge of the spiral stairs fixed to the rock.

"Stairs" turned out to be a generous description. When the shaft had been cut, the dwarfs had made holes in the stone and hammered thick balks of timber into them. He tried one or two. They seemed st.u.r.dy enough. With care, he'd be able to scramble...

He was a long way up before one snapped. He flung out his hands and caught the next one, his grip slipping on the wet wood. The glow beetle disappeared downward and Vimes, swinging back and forth from his precarious handhold, watched the circle of dim green light dwindle to a dot, and vanish.

Then the realization crept over him that there was no way way he would be able to pull himself up. His fingers were numb, but the rest of his entire he would be able to pull himself up. His fingers were numb, but the rest of his entire life life consisted of the amount of time they could maintain a grip on the clammy step above him. consisted of the amount of time they could maintain a grip on the clammy step above him.

Call it a minute, perhaps.

There were a lot of things that could profitably be done in a minute, but most of them couldn't be done with no hands while hanging in darkness over a long drop.

He lost his grip. A moment later he smacked into the spiral of logs one turn below, which parted company with the wall.

Man and timber fell one more turn. Vimes landed with a rib-bending thump across one step, while those around it gave way. Rocking gently on the one tough log, he listened to the thuds and booms as the fallen timber continued to the bottom of the shaft.

"---!" Vimes had intended to swear, but the fall had knocked the breath out of him.

He hung like a folded pair of old trousers.

It had been a long time since he'd slept. Whatever he'd been doing on the slab, it hadn't been sleep. Normal sleep didn't leave your mouth feeling as though glue had been poured into it.

And only this morning the new amba.s.sador for Ankh-Morpork had strolled out to present his credentials. Only this evening Ankh-Morpork's commander of police had set out to solve a simple little theft. And now he was dangling halfway up a freezing shaft, with a few inches of old and unreliable wood between him and a brief trip to the next world.

All he could hope for was that his whole life wasn't going to pa.s.s before his eyes. There were some bits of it he didn't want to remember.

"Ah...Sir Samuel. Bad luck. You were doing so well."

He opened his eyes.

A faint purple light just above him illuminated the form of the Lady Margolotta. She was sitting on empty s.p.a.ce.

"Can I give you a lift?" she said.

Vimes shook his head, muzzily.

"If it makes you feel any better, I really don't don't like doing this," said the vampire. "It's so... like doing this," said the vampire. "It's so...expected of one. Oh dear. That rotten old log doesn't look very-" of one. Oh dear. That rotten old log doesn't look very-"

The log snapped. Vimes landed spread-eagled on the turn below, but only for a moment. Several stairs broke and dropped him a further flight. This time, he caught hold of one and was, once again, dangling.

Lady Margolotta descended regally.

Far below, the broken wood boomed.

"Now, in theory this might be an almost survivable way of getting back down," said the vampire. "Unfortunately, I fear that the descending logs have smashed many of the ones below."

Vimes shifted. His handhold seemed secure. It might just be possible to pull himself up...

"I knew you were behind this," he muttered, trying to will some life into his shoulder muscles.

"No, you didn't. You knew that the Scone wasn't stolen, though."

Vimes stared at the serenely floating shape.

"The dwarfs wouldn't think that-" he began. The log under him gave the little nasty movement that announces to any luckless pa.s.sengers that it is about to land.

Lady Margolotta drifted closer.

"I know you hate vampires," she said. "It's quite usual, for your personality type. It's the...penetrative aspect. But if I vas you, right now, I'd ask myself...do I hate them with all my life?"

She held out a hand.

"Just one bite'll end all my troubles, eh?" Vimes snarled.

"One bite would be one too many, Sam Vimes."

The wood cracked. She grabbed his wrist.

If he'd thought about it at all, Vimes would have expected to be dangling from a vampire now. Instead, he was simply floating.

"Don't think think of letting go," said Margolotta, as they rose gently up the shaft. of letting go," said Margolotta, as they rose gently up the shaft.

"One bite would be too many?" said Vimes. He recognized the mangled mantra. "You're a...a said Vimes. He recognized the mangled mantra. "You're a...a teetotaler teetotaler?"

"Almost four years now."

"No blood at all?"

"Oh yes. Animal. It's rather kinder to them than slaughter, don't you think? Of course, it makes them docile, but frankly a cow is unlikely ever to vin the Thinker of the Year award. I'm on a vagon, Mister Vimes."

"The wagon. We call it wagon. We call it the the wagon," said Vimes weakly. "And...that replaces human blood?" wagon," said Vimes weakly. "And...that replaces human blood?"

"Like lemonade replaces vhisky. Believe me. However, the intelligent mind can find a...subst.i.tute." The sides of the shaft dropped away and they were in clear, freezing air, which knifed through Vimes's shirt. They drifted sideways a little, and then Vimes was dropped into knee-deep snow.

"One of the better things about our dwarfs is that they don't often try something new and they never let go of anything old," said the vampire, hovering over the snow. "You weren't hard to find."

"Where am I?" Vimes looked around at rocks and trees mounded in snow.

"In the mountains, quite a long way viddershins of the town, Mister Vimes. Goodbye."

"You're going to leave me here here?"

"I'm sorry? You You vere the one who escaped. I am certainly not here. Me, a vampire, interfering in the affairs of the dwarfs? Unthinkable! But let us just say...I like people to have an even chance." vere the one who escaped. I am certainly not here. Me, a vampire, interfering in the affairs of the dwarfs? Unthinkable! But let us just say...I like people to have an even chance."

"It's freezing! I haven't even got a coat! What is it you want want?"

"You have freedom, Mister Vimes. Isn't that vhat everyone vants? Isn't it supposed to give you a lovely varm glow?"

Lady Margolotta disappeared into the snow.

Vimes shivered. He hadn't realized how warm it had been underground. Or what time it was. There was a dim, a very dim light. Was this just after sunset? Was it almost dawn?

The flakes were piling up on his damp clothes, driven by the wind.

Freedom could get you killed.

Shelter...that was essential essential. The time of day and a precise location were no use to the dead. They always knew what time it was and where they were.

He moved away from the open shaft and staggered into the trees, where the snow wasn't so deep. It gave off a light, fainter than a sick beetle, as if snow somehow absorbed it from the air as it fell.

Vimes wasn't good at forests. They were things you saw on the horizon. If he'd thought about them at all, he'd imagined a lot of trees, standing like poles, brown at the bottom, bushy and green at the top.

Here there were humps, and b.u.mps, and dark branches weighted and creaking under the snow. It fell around him with a hiss. Occasionally lumps of the stuff would slide from somewhere above, and there would be another shower of frigid crystals as a branch sprang back.

There was was a track of sorts, or at least a wider, smoother expanse of snow. Vimes followed it, on the basis that there was no more sensible choice. The warm glow of freedom only lasted so long. a track of sorts, or at least a wider, smoother expanse of snow. Vimes followed it, on the basis that there was no more sensible choice. The warm glow of freedom only lasted so long.

Vimes had city eyes. He'd watched coppers develop them. A trainee copper who glanced once at a street was just learning, and if he didn't learn quicker he'd become highly experienced at dying. One who'd been on the streets for a while paid attention, took in details, noted shadows, saw background and foreground and the people who were trying not to be in either. Angua looked at streets like that. She worked at it.

The long-term coppers, like even n.o.bby when he was on a good day, glanced once at a street and that was enough, because they'd seen everything.

Maybe there were...country eyes. Forest eyes. Vimes saw trees, mounds, snow and not much else.

The wind was getting up, and began to howl among the trees. Now the snow stung. stung.

Trees. Branches. Snow.

Vimes kicked a mound beside the track. Snow slid off dark pine needles.

He dropped to his hands and knees and pushed forward...