"So, in fact, it's the name of this wolf you want to know?"

"That is correct."

Gaspode shifted uneasily.

"a.s.shole," he said.

"Oh." To the dog's frank astonishment, Carrot blushed.

"That's basic'ly a summary summary, but it's a pretty good translation," he said. "I wouldn't have mentioned it, but you did did ask..." ask..."

Gaspode stopped and whined for a moment, trying to convey the message that he was losing his voice due to lack of chicken.

"Er...there's been a lot on the howl about Angua," he went on, when Carrot seemed unable to take the hint. "Er...they think she's bad news."

"Why? She's traveling as a wolf, after all."

"Wolves hate werewolves."

"What? That can't be right! When she's wolf-shaped she's just like a wolf!"

"So? When she's human-shaped she's just like a human. And what's that got to do with anything? Humans don't like werewolves. Wolves Wolves don't like werewolves. People don't like wolves that can think like people, an' people don't like people who can act like wolves. Which just shows you that people are the same everywhere," said Gaspode. He a.s.sessed this sentence and added, "Even when they're wolves." don't like werewolves. People don't like wolves that can think like people, an' people don't like people who can act like wolves. Which just shows you that people are the same everywhere," said Gaspode. He a.s.sessed this sentence and added, "Even when they're wolves."

"I never thought of it like that."

"And she smells wrong. Wolves are very sensitive to that sort of thing."

"Tell me more about the howl."

"Oh, it's like the clacky thing. News gets spread for hundreds of miles."

"Do the howls...mention her...companion?"

"No. If you like, I'd ask a.s.s-"

"I'd prefer a different name, if it's all the same to you," said Carrot. "Words like that aren't clever."

Gaspode rolled his eyes.

"There nothing wrong with the word among us pedestically gifted species," he said. "We're very smell-orientated." He sighed. "How about 'b.u.m'? In the sense of, er, migratory worker? He's a freelance chicken-throttler, style of fing?"

He turned to the wolf, and spoke in canine.

"Now then, b.u.m, this human is insane and believe me, I know a mad human when I see one. He's frothing at the mouth inside and he'll rip your hide off and nail it to a tree if you aren't straight with us, understand?"

"What was that you just told him?" said Carrot.

"Just explainin' we're friends," said Gaspode. To the cowering wolf he barked: "Okay, he's prob'ly going to do that anyway, but I can talk to him, so your only chance is to tell us everything-"

"Know nothing!" the wolf whined. "She was with a big he-wolf from Uberwald! From the Clan That Smells Like This!"

Gaspode sniffed. "He's a long way from home, then."

"He's a bad news wolf!"

"Tell it there'll be roast chicken for its trouble," said Carrot.

Gaspode sighed. It was a hard life, being an interpreter.

"All right," he growled. "I'll persuade him to untie you. It'll take some doing, mark you. If he offers you a chicken, don't take it 'cos it'll be poisoned. Humans, eh?"

Carrot watched the wolf flee.

"Odd," he said. "You've have thought it'd be hungry, wouldn't you?"

Gaspode looked up from the roast chicken. "Wolves, eh?" he said, indistinctly.

That night, when they heard the wolves howling in the distant mountains, Gaspode picked up one solitary, lonely howl behind them.

The towers followed them up into the mountains although, Vimes noticed, there were some differences in construction. Down on the plains they were more or less just a high wooden gantry with a shed at the bottom but here, although the design was the same, it was clearly temporary. Next to it men were at work on a heavy stone base-fortifications, he realized, which meant that he really was beyond the law. Of course, technically he'd been beyond his his law since leaving Ankh-Morpork, but laws were where you could make it stick and these days a City Watch badge would at least earn respect, if not actual cooperation, everywhere on the plains. Up here, it was just an ugly brooch. law since leaving Ankh-Morpork, but laws were where you could make it stick and these days a City Watch badge would at least earn respect, if not actual cooperation, everywhere on the plains. Up here, it was just an ugly brooch.

Slake turned out to be a stone-walled coaching inn and not much else. It had, Vimes noticed, very heavy shutters on the window. It also had what he thought was a strange iron griddle over the fireplace until he recognized it for what it was, a sort of portcullis that could block off the chimney. This place expected to withstand the occasional siege that might include enemies who could fly.

It was sleeting when they went out to the coaches.

"A storm's closing in, mmm, mhm," said Inigo. "We shall have to hurry."

"Why?" said Sybil.

"The pa.s.s will probably be closed for several days, Your Ladyship. If we wait, we may even miss the coronation. And...er...there may be slight bandit activity..."

"Slight bandit activity?" said Vimes. bandit activity?" said Vimes.

"Yes, sir."

"You mean they wake up and decide to go back to bed? Or they just steal enough for a cup of coffee?"

"Very droll, sir. They do, notoriously, take hostages-"

"Bandits don't frighten me," said Sybil.

"If I may-" Inigo began.

"Mister Skimmer," said Lady Sybil, drawing herself up to her full width, "I did in fact just tell you what we are going to do. See to it, please. There are servants at the consulate, aren't there?"

"There is one, I believe-"

"Then we shall happily make do as best we can. Won't we, Sam?"

"Certainly, dear."

It was seriously snowing by the time they left, in great feather lumps which fell with a faint damp hiss, m.u.f.fling all other sound. Vimes wouldn't have known that they'd reached the pa.s.s if the coaches hadn't stopped.

"The coach with your...men on it should go in front," said Inigo, as they stood in the snow beside the steaming horses. "We should follow close behind. I'll ride with our driver, just in case."

"So that if we are attacked by anyone you can give them a potted summary of the political situation?" said Vimes. "No, you you will ride inside with Lady Sybil, and will ride inside with Lady Sybil, and I'll I'll ride on the box. Got to protect the civilians, eh?" ride on the box. Got to protect the civilians, eh?"

"Your Grace, I-"

"However, your suggestion is appreciated," Vimes went on. "You get inside, Mister Skimmer."

The man opened his mouth. Vimes raised an eyebrow.

"Very well, Your Grace, but it is extremely-"

"Good man."

"I should like my leather case down from the roof, though."

"Certainly. A bit of fact-finding will take your mind of things."

Vimes walked forward to the other carriage, poked his head inside and said, "We're going to be ambushed, lads."

"Dat's interestin'," said Detritus. He grunted slightly as he wound the windla.s.s of his crossbow.

"Oh," said Cheery.

"I don't think think they'll try to kill us," Vimes went on. they'll try to kill us," Vimes went on.

"Does dat mean we don't try to kill dem?"

"Use your own judgment."

Detritus sighted along a thick bundle of arrows. They were his idea. Since his giant crossbow was capable of sending an iron bolt through the gates of a city under siege, he had felt it rather a waste to use it on just one person, so he had adapted it to fire a sheaf of several dozen arrows all at once. The threads holding them together were supposed to snap under acceleration. They did so. Quite often the arrows also shattered in midair as they failed to withstand the enormous pressure.

He called it the Piecemaker. He'd only tried it once, down at the b.u.t.ts; Vimes had seen a target vanish. So had the targets on either side of it, the earth bank behind it, and a spiraling cloud of feathers floating down had been all that remained of a couple of seagulls who had been in the wrong place at the wrong time. In this instance, the wrong place had been vertically above Detritus.

Now no other watchmen would go on patrol with the troll unless they could stay at least a hundred yards directly behind him. But the test had the desired effect, because someone saw everything in Ankh-Morpork and news about the targets had got around. Now just the knowledge that Detritus was on his way cleared a street much faster than any weapon.

"I got lots of judgment," he said.

"You be careful with that thing," said Vimes. "You could hurt someone."

The party started out again, through the swirls of snow. Vimes made himself comfortable among the luggage, lit a cigar and then, when he was sure that the rattling of the coach would mask the sounds, rummaged farther under the tarpaulin and drew out Inigo's cheap, scarred leather case.

From his pocket he took a small roll of black cloth, and unrolled it on his knee. Intricate little lockpicks glinted for a moment in the light of the coach lamps.

A good copper has to be able to think like a criminal. Vimes was a very good copper.

He was also a very alive alive copper and intended to remain that way. That was why, when the case's lock went copper and intended to remain that way. That was why, when the case's lock went click click, he laid it down on the shaking roof with its lid opening away from him and, leaning back, carefully lifted the lid with his boot.

A long blade flicked out. It would have terminally ruined the digestion of a casual thief. Someone obviously expected very bad hotel security on this journey.

Vimes carefully eased it back into its spring-loaded sheath, looked upon the contents of the case, smiled in a not very happy way, and carefully lifted out something that gleamed with the silvery light of carefully designed, beautifully engineered and very compact evil.

He thought: Sometimes it would be nice to be wrong about people.

Gaspode knew they were in the high foothills now. Places to buy food were getting scarce. However carefully Carrot knocked at the door of some isolated farmstead, he'd end up having to talk to people who were hiding under the bed. People here were not used to the idea of muscular men with swords who were actually anxious to buy buy things. things.

In the end it generally worked out quicker to walk in, go through the contents of the pantry, and leave some money on the table for when the people came up out of the cellar.

It had been two days since the last cottage, and there was so little there that Carrot, to Gaspode's disgust, had just left some money.

The forest thickened. Alder became pine. There were snow showers every night. The stars were pinpoints of frost.

And, colder and harder, rising with the sunset, was the howl.

It went up on every side, a great mournful ululation across the freezing forests.

"They're so close I can smell 'em," said Gaspode. "They've been shadowing us for days."

"There has never been an authenticated case of an unprovoked wolf attacking an adult human being," said Carrot. They were both huddling under his cloak.

After a while Gaspode said, "An' that's good, is it?"

"What do you mean?"

"We-ell, o'course us dogs only has little little brains, but it seems to brains, but it seems to me me that what you just said was pretty much the same as sayin' 'no unprovokin' adult human bein' has ever returned to tell the tale,' right? I mean, your wolf has just got to make sure they kill people in quiet places where no one'll ever know, yes?" that what you just said was pretty much the same as sayin' 'no unprovokin' adult human bein' has ever returned to tell the tale,' right? I mean, your wolf has just got to make sure they kill people in quiet places where no one'll ever know, yes?"

More snow settled on the cloak. It was large, and heavy, and a relic of many a long night in the Ankh-Morpork rain. In front of it, a fire flickered and hissed.

"I wish you hadn't said that, Gaspode."

These were big, serious flakes of snow. Winter was moving fast down the mountains.

"You wish I hadn't said it?" wish I hadn't said it?"

"But...no, I'm sure there's nothing to be afraid of."

A drift had nearly covered the cloak.