Chapter 2997 - 2997 Chapter 3000 minus one-third of a mans rations [ hilarious ]1

2997 Chapter 3000 minus one-third of a mans rations [ hilarious ]1

Bai Yeyuan took the phone lazily. He thought that the little woman had seen some gossip about herself. He thought that he had asked yeyi to get rid of the news last night so that the little thing would not be bothered anymore.

Who knew that when he looked at it, he almost spat out the tea in his mouth.

What Xiao Ning showed him was not gossip at all.

It was a popular post on a parenting website.

The t.i.tle of the post was Do you have a birthmarkon your babys b.u.t.t? Do you know how it came about?

When he opened it, he saw that many baby mothers were discussing this hot topic. There were even some who posted photos of their babies on Photoshop.

On the babys White P, there were all kinds of Birthmarksin all kinds of colors and shapes.

There were red, pink, blue, black, light green, and even light gold ones.

Some said it was a b.l.o.o.d.y mole, some said it was a strawberry mole, and some said it was an ink mole there were all kinds of different explanations.

Bai Yeyuan returned the phone to Xiao Ning, he comforted her, Dont look at these scary things. Dont worry about our Bai Dabao. He has good genes. None of us have this kind of birthmark, so he definitely wont inherit it.

However, Xiao Nings face was dark. She did not say anything. She clicked on the most liked reply in the post and threw the phone back to him.

This time, Bai Yeyuan read a few lines carefully and raised his eyebrows.

According to scientific statistics, the reason for the formation of such a large-scale birthmark is that the husband and wife have gone through too many roomsduring pregnancy, and the time they have done it is too long. Moreover, they have always left too many of them inside Therefore, I advise all of you, Mommy and Daddy, to refrain from having any thoughts that you shouldnt have and do too many shameful things that you shouldnt have. You must persevere for ten months, be pure-hearted, abstain from fasting, and resolutely avoid the possibility of a large-scale birthmark appearing on your babys body!

Bai Yeyuan read out loud.

The more he read, the more he felt that something was wrong.

F * ck, what kind of anti-science post was this? This was clearly advising him to be vegetarian and not eat meat. How could this be?

Bai Yeyuans tone became serious, he began to criticize, Little Thing, youve read medical books. When have you ever seen such an argument in a proper medical book? Would doing such a thing cause the child to have a birthmark? Did they think that all the tadpoles that were released in the end were spilled on the child? This is ridiculous! Theres no scientific basis for it!

However, such a righteous reb.u.t.tal did not convince Xiao Ning at all.

Xiao Ning retorted calmly, The medical books havent mentioned anything about the aphrodisiac poison. Why didnt You Say Anything?

Bai Yeyuan:

The little thing was getting better at criticizing people!

The corner of his lips twitched a few times. After thinking for a moment, he said in a gentler tone, Then from now on We should reduce the frequency a little?

For example, from three times a day to two times a day?

His heart was bleeding! This was equivalent to losing one-third of his rations. For this unscientific post, he had made a huge concession.

However..

Xiao Nings eyes twitched. With your one dose, the babys P P will turn green, okay?

Bai yeyuan: What do you think?

Xiao Ning: Dont do it again in the future!

Bai Yeyuan:

This little thing was trying to murder her husband!

After being stifled for a long time, an idea flashed through his mind. He curled his lips and said, This problem is actually very easy to solve.

Xiao Ning ignored him lazily. Yeah, its very easy to solve. Just tighten your belt in the future and dont be impulsive.

Bai Yeyuan smiled Evilly and caressed her lips with his finger. Seeing this, Xiao Nings hair stood on end. She pushed his finger away forcefully and covered her mouth, she stuttered and protested, Dont even think about using my place. Ill Ill solve the problem for you! I dont agree!

Her mouth, however, was not meant for that. It was humiliating!