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Dancing With Bears Part 2

"All this fuss over mere women?" Arkady's father said with amusement.

"They are more dangerous than you think."

"I have outlived two wives-I know exactly how dangerous women can be." Gulagsky clucked his tongue knowingly. "Yet, as I am your friend, I must tell you. They are not the sort of present that is well calculated to make the duke feel indebted to you. Bringing beautiful women to Russia is like carrying leaves to the forest or salt to the sea. They are not likely to make much of an impression on the great man."

"The Pearls of Byzantium are far more dangerous than ordinary women," Surplus assured him, "and their beauty is such as to astound even a Russian. The Caliph's geneticists have made sure of that."

"Geneticists? You mean they were...?"

"Created to be perfect courtesans. Beautiful, intelligent, strong, passionate, and so designed as to have a natural talent for the erotic arts."

"I fail to see why you look so glum. They may not be...romantically available to you, but still such women sound like they would be delightful company, as conversationalists if nothing else."

"Sir, they are virgins," Darger said, "and they do not wish to be."

"Ahhhhhh." Gulagsky chewed his beard silently for a moment. Then, almost reluctantly, he said, "My friends. In my experience, once a woman no longer wishes... When she tires of...Well, the battle is over, you see. The deed is as good as done. She will do what pleases her, and nothing can prevent it. Not locks, not guards, not sermons. If there is a one of your Pearls who is still a virgin, well, the night is yet young."

"Ordinarily, yes, that would be the case. But-"

Arkady had paid only the slightest of attention to the conversation as the women began to float down from the wagons and pass into his father's house. Now he stopped listening altogether. Three of the Pearls had emerged from the first caravan and two each from the other two, for a total of seven. Their walk was like music, and no two had the exact same rhythm. The last of them lifted the hem of her garment as she descended the wooden steps, revealing three brief flashes of ankle and calf. Arkady was far from a sexual innocent, and yet each glimpse was a hammer-blow to his heart. He made a small, involuntary noise in the back of his throat.

The woman turned her head. All her face was hidden, save for her eyes, which were green as jungles within which tigers lurked. The skin about those eyes crinkled up adorably, as if she smiled in amusement. Then the sorceress raised a graceful hand to her veiled mouth and mimed blowing a kiss.

With a saucy wink, she was gone into the house.

Arkady clutched himself with both arms. Arkady clutched himself with both arms.

He was deeply, madly, hopelessly in love.

As soon as the young ladies and their luggage had been settled into the upper stories of the house, Gulagsky took over the management of the ground floor, thundering through all its rooms giving orders to the housekeeper, Anya Levkova, and her two daughters (each of whom, Arkady recalled with rue, had at one time or another reason to believe he felt something for her) and the neighbors who dropped in to assist and the workers from his factories-the lore distillery, the poetry works, the furniture workshop, and the various cloneries where lumber was grown to length, and sausage by the link-with equal high-handedness. He issued directions and then contradicted them, assigning a task to one man and then giving it to another before sending in Anya Levkova to take it away from both, and in general created such an excess of confusion that nobody but he understood what anybody was supposed to be doing.

"Your father is an extraordinary man," Surplus commented when Gulagsky was out of earshot.

"He has often said so himself. I have lost track of how many times he has said, 'I have taken a town and made of it a kremlin,'" Arkady said carelessly. "But it is true that without his leadership, there would likely be nothing here but ruins."

"Nevertheless, he seems intent on creating anarchy."

"Oh, that is entirely intentional. By reducing an enterprise to chaos my father places himself solely in charge of it, and that means more to him than anything he might possibly accomplish."

"Yes, but surely this is a roundabout way of-"

"This is Russia-you mustn't apply foreign standards of logic to it. Be patient, and things will turn out well enough."

And indeed, in short order the pantry was cleared and made into a sickroom. Into it were brought first a featherbed, then the ailing Prince Achmed, and finally two long-bearded doctors.

("They are the best doctors in town," Gulagsky remarked to Darger under his breath, "but only because there are no others.") The doctors had scarcely closed the sickroom door behind them when two Neanderthals lumbered down from their post at the top of the stairs. "Only those who belong here can stay," one announced."Anyone who tries to go upstairs will be killed." With a hulking menace that was perilously close to grace, they cleared the ground floor of all but Arkady and his father, the doctors, and his father's two new friends.

Finally, when this chore was accomplished and all was still, a third Neanderthal descended the stairs, followed closely by a dark panther of a maiden-tall, slim yet strongly built, with flashing gray eyes, ebony hair, and an imperious manner. Hers was a beauty so rare as to be encountered only once or luckily twice in a human lifetime. Being indoors and in a house, moreover, requisitioned specifically for her and the other Pearls-which made it, for the nonce, an honorary palace-she had discarded her chaste and concealing chador for the immodest and diaphanous silks of Byzantium.

"Zoesophia," Darger said warmly, though not, Arkady suspected, with total sincerity. "Your beauty dazzles our eyes and ennobles our drab and humdrum lives."

Zoesophia's face was like finely chiseled stone. One of the Neanderthals grinned and cracked his knuckles threateningly. Unfolding a sheet of paper, the Pearl said,"I have compiled a list of a few small things we require. To begin, a basket of kittens, several packs of playing cards, balls of yarn in every color and seven pairs of knitting needles, preferably ivory, six dozen long-stem roses without thorns-"

"Roses without thorns?" Darger asked bemusedly.

"Nymphodora always manages to prick herself." Zoesophia scowled as Surplus turned away, hiding his mouth with a hastily drawn handkerchief. "So there must be absolutely no thorns."

"I know where roses are to be found," Arkady said. "Dark red, rich-scented, and in full bloom. I shall be happy to remove the thorns myself."

As if no one had spoken, Zoesophia continued, "We also require scented soaps, clothing such as fashionable Russian women wear, in a variety of sizes, at least three seamstresses to make adjustments, a cobbler-female, of course-to make us all new shoes, a balalaika, sheet music in both popular and traditional styles, and enough books to fill several shelves, on a variety of topics both frivolous and intellectual."

Gulagsky cleared his throat. "The only books we have are in Russian."

Zoesophia's stare would have stunned a basilisk. "We all read Russian perfectly, thank you."

"That will require rather a lot of money," Surplus observed.

"I have no doubt of that. See that it is spent." Zoesophia handed the list to the first Neanderthal, who handed it to the second, who handed it to Darger. Then she turned, revealing a back that was both wholly admirable and almost entirely naked, and ascended the stairs again, to the intense interest of all four men.

Somebody sighed as the door closed on her perfect if thinly covered backside. There was a long moment of silence.

"Well," said Darger, when all had recovered themselves. "That leaves us with a problem. Our money is in a lock-box controlled by the Neanderthals, whose programming is such that they will not open it, however great the need, without explicit permission of the ambassador. Who is, I fear, in no condition to grant it."

"Whatever shall we-" Surplus began to say, when suddenly there came a great booming knock at the front door. It sounded like somebody was trying to knock it down with a sledgehammer.

Arkady was closest. A little fearful, but determined not to show it, he unlatched the door.

It swung open, flinging Arkady aside.

Into the house, like a beast from the desert, strode Koschei, a leather pouch slung over his shoulder. When Magog, the Neanderthal standing guard in the vestibule, stepped into his path, he shoved the brute to the side. Leaning his staff against the wall so forcefully that it left a mark on the wallpaper, the strannik turned his dark glare on Gulagsky. "You have impaled the machine-beast on a sharpened pole by the city gate and left it there to rot," he said."Remove that ungodly abomination and throw its body into the fields outside the city to be eaten by ravens and crows."

Surplus gestured to Magog not to interfere. Gulagsky pushed out his chest. "I meant that to serve as a deterrent for our enemies, and I think-"

"I do not care what you mean or think. I only care that you obey." The strannik rounded on Darger. "I will see your prince. There is a service he must do me."

"Regrettably, that's not possible."

"Nor do I care what you regret. He must take me to Moscow." "Nor do I care what you regret. He must take me to Moscow."

"It simply cannot be done."

"It will will be done." Koschei's eyes blazed. "Moscow is the second Babylon, and this city of whores and heretics must be cleansed-with the word of God if possible, but if not, then with fire!" be done." Koschei's eyes blazed. "Moscow is the second Babylon, and this city of whores and heretics must be cleansed-with the word of God if possible, but if not, then with fire!"

Surplus gestured toward the sickroom. "What my friend means is that the ambassador is not conscious. The doctors are with him now. But he is gravely ill, and I fear they can do him little good."

"Oh?" In three strides, Koschei was in the sickroom and had pulled shut the door behind him. Two voices rose in protest, but if the wanderer made reply, Arkady could not hear it. For several minutes the voices clamored louder and more agitatedly until suddenly the strannik emerged again, hoisting the doctors up by the napes of their coats, so high that their feet struggled and failed to reach the ground. One after the other, he threw them out the front door. Then he fetched their bags and threw them after. Magog bemusedly closed the door on the two. "They are impious men," Koschei said. "You can expect no good from them."

"Good pilgrim, I must protest!" Surplus cried. "Those men were needed to heal the ambassador."

"The power to heal him belongs to God alone, and from what I have seen of the ambassador, I do not think that Mighty Gentleman will deign to do so." Koschei unslung his pouch and dropped it at his feet. "Yet I have medicines of my own, and I know much about the human body that your doctors do not. If you wish, I have every confidence that I can return this lost soul to consciousness for a time, so that he might put his affairs in order."

Darger and Surplus looked at one another. "Yes," said one of them. "That would be desirable."

By now, Arkady was finding the conversation almost unbearably tedious. The Pearls required flowers! There was a girl who perhaps-he was ashamed to admit it, even to himself-still had reason to think he was romantically attached to her, and her mother grew the finest roses in town, great hedges of them. They would neither of them miss a few dozen, provided he was careful not to cut many from the same area.

As he edged out the door, he heard the strannik say, "This will take some time. I will require your patience and your silence."

The town was much quieter when Arkady returned an hour later. So was the house. The gapers and onlookers had all retired for the night and there was only one dim lantern burning on the ground floor. On the front stoop, a small glowing coal and the smell of tobacco identified a great hulking shadow as a Neanderthal sitting guard, smoking a pipe. Yet the second floor was ablaze with oil lamps. The Pearls were apparently too excited by their release from the confines of the caravans to sleep. He could hear a sudden peel of girlish laughter, and then the screech of a heavy piece of furniture being drawn across a bare wood floor. The soft sound of bare feet ran swiftly from one side of the house to the other.

"Your papa's staying with the neighbors, kid. The ones around to the rear," the Neanderthal said. "You might wanna join him."

"Thanks, I'll... I'll do that." He put down the armload of flowers. "These are the roses they wanted. That the Pearls requested, I mean."

Casually, then, he walked away and around the corner of the house, as if he were going to the Babochkins. He stood in the shadows waiting until he heard the guard knock the ashes from his pipe, gather up the roses, and go indoors. Then he went to the oldest and largest of the oaks. Nimbly, he climbed up it and took his station deep within its leaves, where he could see into the second floor.

Arkady's fingers bled from dethorning the roses, but his hands still smelled of their attar. He held them up to his nose and his heart soared nonetheless.

For a long, enchanted timeless time, Arkady spied on the Pearls. Much later, he would learn their individual names and personalities: laughing Aetheria, shy Nymphodora, mischievous twins Eulogia and Euphrosyne, solemn Olympias, and scornful Russalka. Their ringleader, Zoesophia, he had already seen. They wore...Well, who was Arkady to say that they wore too little clothing? Their mothers certainly would. But not he. If the clothes were flimsy and habitually revealed their ankles, their stomachs, and their long white arms, and occasionally hinted that further revelation was at hand...Well. That was all Arkady could say.

Their activities, it had to be admitted, were nothing like the fantasies he had conjured up in his mind. They played checkers and whist and charades. Nymphodora arranged the roses he had given the Neanderthal to deliver (and to Arkady's dismay, pricked her finger on a lone thorn he had inexplicably missed), while the twins sang traditional Russian songs from sheet music they had found in a chest by his mother's piano, and Olympias played accompaniment on the balalaika with such skill that when she put it down and remarked, "Not bad for the first time," Arkady blinked in astonishment.

But which one was his love?

In an agony of delight and despair, he stared fixedly at each Pearl whenever she jumped to her feet and ran to fetch something, hoping to identify her by her walk.

And then, at last, a serene vision of beauty floated to the window, a single thornless rose tucked behind one ear. She lifted her chin up to the moon, extending the line of a neck that was as pure and beautiful as any line Pushkin had ever written, and as she did the light from a nearby candle sconce flashed on an eye as green as jungle fire.

Arkady caught his breath.

Then the corners of her eyes wrinkled up with amusement. And he knew: It was her, it was her, it was her!

"You may as well reveal yourself, young man. I can hear you breathing and smell your pheromones." She looked straight at him.

Arkady stood. As in a dream, he wobblingly walked forward along the branch, one foot before the other, until he was so close to the girl he could almost but not quite have reached out and touched her with an outstretched arm. There he stopped.

"Whatever are you doing, perched up in a tree like a bird?"

"In a magical moment I'll remember forever," Arkady said, "I raised my eyes and there you were-a fleeting vision, the quintessence of all that's beautiful and rare."

"Oh," she said quietly.

Emboldened, Arkady added, "My voice, to which love lends tenderness and yearning, disturbs night's dreamy calm, as pale at my bedside burning, a taper wastes away. From my heart there surge swift words, streams of love, that hum and sing and merge and, full of you, rush on, with overflowing passion." He stretched out that arm that still could not reach his beloved, and she took a hasty step backward. "I seem to see your eyes, glowing in the darkness, meet mine... I see your smile. You speak to me alone. My friend, my dearest friend... I love... I'm yours...your own."

Giggles erupted, and, with a sudden jolt, Arkady realized that five more of the Pearls had crept up behind his beloved and stood listening silently while all his attention was on her and her alone. Now, seeing their amusement, he flushed with embarrassment, and they burst into outright laughter.

Zoesophia, who had been lost in a book, suddenly snapped it shut and strode forward, scattering all the Pearls but one before her. "You've had your fun, Arkady Ivanovich-for who else could you possibly be?-but now it is time my girls were abed. Aetheria, come away from the window."

Aetheria turned back pleadingly. "Please, Zoesophia. The young man spoke so well. I would like to give him a small favor in return."

"You may not so much as lift a finger to do so."

Aetheria bowed in acquiescence. Then she curled one leg up behind herself and with delicate toes plucked the flower from her ear. Languidly, the rose descended behind her. Slowly her torso rose upright again. Then, with a snap of her knee, she flung the flower to the back of her hand. Without using her fingers, she lofted it out the window.

Startled, Arkady reflectively snatched it from the air.

When he looked up again, Zoesophia had slammed the shutters closed.

Arkady had climbed up the tree a man in love. He climbed down it in the throes of passion.

Above, he could hear Zoesophia clap her hands, gathering the Pearls about her. "Page fifty-five of your exercise books," she said, and there were groans, followed by a rustling noise as the girls flipped through the pages.

Arkady felt a twinge of pity for the virgins, forced by their strict mistress to spend so much time on musical or sewing or physical exercises, whatever they might be. But that sentiment disappeared almost immediately as his thoughts fled from their drear and passionless lives and back to Aetheria. Aetheria! However stern and forbidding Zoesophia might be, Arkady would be forever grateful to her for providing him with the name of his love. Oh, Aetheria, I would die for you, Arkady thought. If you ordered it, I would plunge a knife into my heart right here and now. Just to prove how I feel about you.

Although he had to admit he rather hoped to prove his love in a different manner.

As he wandered away into the warm and welcoming darkness, Arkady heard Zoesophia's voice slowly fading behind him."This exercise is called the Position of the Camel and the Monkey. It is particularly tricky, for it involves..."

Almost randomly, he discovered himself at the front of the house. Only a dark smear of dottle on the front step remained to indicate that the Neanderthal guard had ever been there. An open window framed a tableau of dark figures crouched over the sickbed in the converted pantry. Arkady leaned against the sill, dizzy with emotion. He did not at first mean to eavesdrop. But the dull orange light drew his eye, and the night was quiet. So, perforce, he saw and heard everything.

"There!" Koschei straightened from the ambassador. "I have massaged enough of the blood back to his brain for the prince to regain consciousness. My drugs will give him the strength to speak. Most importantly, I have prayed constantly to God to forgive us for impiously prolonging the life of an infidel. See-even now he struggles to awaken. In another minute, you may speak with your master."

"You are a miracle-worker," Surplus said.

Koschei stood, hands clasped, as if in prayer. "All miracles come from God. Use this one wisely." He stepped back against the wall, where he was half-hidden in shadow, and stood watching silently.

Prince Achmed opened his eyes. Only a robust and active man could have survived the long trek across Asia Minor, but now he looked nothing of the sort. His face was sunken and the skin about his eyes was as pale as milk.

Darger knelt by the ambassador's side and clasped the man's hands in his. Across the bed from him, Surplus also knelt. They both bent low to hear his words.

"I am dying," Prince Achmed said.

"Say not so, sir," Darger murmured reassuringly.