Chapter 250: Shuhang, why are you bending over your waist?

Translator: GodBrandy Editor: Kurisu

After finishing her sentence, Lady Onion jumped high in the sky and fiercely knelt on the ground, almost hugging the ground, "Immortal, please forgive this small monster. Just now, this small monster was only joking. The small monster surrenders!"

"..." Song Shuhang had lightning crackling on his hand as he gazed at the onion spirit kneeling on the ground, his expression stiff. "Are you surrendering?"

"I’m telling the truth, I’m surrendering!" the onion spirit replied.

Song Shuhang recovered from his stiffness and recalled scenes from movies—for example, after being defeated by the main character, the villain would kneel on the ground and beg for mercy. But in truth, he was preparing a big move. The soft-hearted main character would think of accepting the villain’s surrender, but just at that time, the villain would evilly smile and launch his big move...

After carefully thinking about it, Song Shuhang decided to reduce the female monster into a half-dead status with his Lightning Palm before proceeding any further. After all, she had cultivated for 300 years and couldn’t be taken lightly.

Underestimating the enemy was akin to committing suicide! He wouldn’t dare to forget the words of his seniors.

Therefore, Song Shuhang didn’t stop and kept aiming at the female monster with the Lightning Palm.

Although she was kneeling on the ground, Lady Onion had been secretly looking at Shuhang all along.

When she saw that this small human cultivator had a resolute look in eyes and kept aiming at her with the Lightning Palm, her expression became gloomy.

He didn’t accept my surrender, so cruel!

"What a villain!" Lady Onion clenched her teeth and magically changed into her original form, a green onion.

And then… she slipped into the earth with a whizz and disappeared without a trace.

It wasn’t a monster technique, but the unique innate skill of an onion spirit. After all, she was a monster born in the earth—at critical times, she could change into her original form and quickly slip into the ground. This skill was similar to the Earth Escape Technique, but the distance it could cover was very short.

While she was in her original form, aside from this innate skill, she had other strong methods to preserve her life. As long as her root was intact, she wouldn’t die!

Even if the part of the onion that had sprouted was cut off, as long as she could absorb nutrients from the soil, she could regrow it.

"Boom!"

Song Shuhang’s Lightning Palm hit the ground, leaving behind a big hole.

After the dust settled, he didn’t see any traces of the onion spirit—as expected, he couldn’t take it lightly!

Song Shuhang’s look became serious as he started to look around for the onion spirit.

After a short while, he found her—she was hiding in a thick patch of grass not too far away. That tall and delicate green onion stalk was really eye-catching!

"Where do you think you’re escaping to?!" Song Shuhang roared and dashed toward the green onion.

He couldn’t afford to let her escape; she knew that he had the enlightenment stone! Having a precious object could arouse the jealousy of others. If she were to leak this matter, he could say goodbye to his peaceful life for a very long time.

"How did he find me?!" the green onion called out in alarm. She drilled out of the soil and quickly ran away.

You didn’t even conceal your aura; I only need my sense of smell to find you! Song Shuhang thought to himself.

"Human, wait! I was really surrendering; I wasn’t trying to deceive you. It was a sincere surrender!" the onion spirit shouted while running away.

"If you stop putting up a fight and follow me, I’ll accept your surrender," Song Shuhang said in a grave tone—at the very least, he wanted to bring the onion spirit to Venerable White and have her memories deleted.

When Lady Onion heard the sentence ‘follow me’, her complexion changed—she immediately recalled to mind her 300-years-long imprisonment in the Heavenly Dragon Temple.

Was this human cultivator also planning to catch her and close up somewhere for several hundred years?

She wouldn’t accept it! She had already been locked up for 300 years, and even if plant-type monsters had a relatively long lifespan, they couldn’t go on living forever. If she were to be locked up for a few more centuries, she would really turn into a withered onion and pass away!

...She could only resort to that move.

Lady Onion clenched her teeth—the last time she used that move, the effect had been completely different from what her teacher told her!

Moreover, she had understood many things after being locked up in the pagoda. Those ‘200 must-have skills for a monster spirit to survive’ were a big scam.

However, that technique should still have some effect in this hopeless situation!

After all, every man would show tender feelings for the fairer sex!

Thereafter, Lady Onion clenched her teeth and displayed her unique skill—‘Ultimate seducing skill of a pretty female monster’!

"..." Song Shuhang looked at her speechlessly.

Lady Onion was dumbfounded. This young man wasn’t affected by her charm? Dammit, I’ll go all-out now, ‘Ultimate seducing skill of a pretty female monster’!

Then, she swayed her body in a very sensual way.

"..." Song Shuhang.

Lady Onion was surprised once again. Was the mental strength of this young man so high?

At this time, Song Shuhang finally spoke, "What are you trying to do?"

"You’re asking me what I’m trying to do? Don’t you find my current pose very sexy and enchanting?" Lady Onion asked, somewhat confused.

"..." Song Shuhang.

After a while, Song Shuhang couldn’t bear it anymore and said mockingly, "I only see an onion buried in the ground, swaying left and right. What should I exactly find sexy and enchanting? Are you making fun of me?"

Lady Onion had forgotten to change back to her human form. Right now, she had the appearance of an onion; an onion that was swaying left and right in front of Shuhang… this scene was quite funny.

Song Shuhang rubbed his temples. Now, he was certain that this monster in front of his eyes was really dumb!

"Oh? Forgive me. I was too anxious and forgot to change into my human form." After finishing her sentence, Lady Onion magically changed into a human with two green ponytails and a tight-fitting cheongsam. Then, she said, "Can we start from the beginning?"

Song Shuhang clenched his teeth. "Stop wasting my time! I’ll give you two choices: follow me on your own, or I’ll beat you till you’re unable to move and bring you back with me."

Somewhat