Chapter 1007: After losing my golden thighs, I can only sell crocodile legs to make a living

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Originally, Senior White had said that he would bring him to the Frenzied Strength Imparter, Daoist Priest Horizon, but nobody would have thought that Senior White would suddenly close up.

Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman asked, “Do you not have Daoist Priest Horizon’s contact info?”

“I never got Daoist Priest Horizon’s number. Oh, right, Yu Jiaojiao might have it.” Song Shuhang took out his phone and dialed Yu Jiaojiao’s number.

In the past, Daoist Priest Horizon lived in Yu Jiaojiao’s villa for some time, so Yu Jiaojiao might have his number.

After dialing Yu Jiaojiao’s number, a robotic voice was transmitted from the phone: [Sorry, the number you are trying to reach is currently unavailable or outside the coverage area.]

“…” Song Shuhang.

“Are you looking for Yu Jiaojiao? She went to the ‘Dragon King Palace’ the other day to further advance her cultivation. There’s a barrier around that place, and her phone can’t get a signal,” Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman said.

“Heavens.” Song Shuhang sighed. He then swiped on his phone again.

If Yu Jiaojiao doesn’t have signal, then I can only look for ‘Immortal Fairy Bie Xue’.

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue and Daoist Priest Horizon were good friends, so she would definitely have Daoist Priest Horizon’s number.

The phone call connected quickly.

“Hello, Fellow Daoist Song, were you looking for me?” Immortal Fairy Bie Xue asked.

Song Shuhang asked, “Fairy Bie Xue, do you have Daoist Priest Horizon’s contact info?”

“Why are you looking for him? It can’t be that you want some of his strength, right?” Immortal Fairy Bie Xue said with a smile.

“Of course not. I’m satisfied with the speed of my cultivation, and there is no need for me to look for Daoist Priest Horizon to get his strength. Anyway, it’s like this… a while ago, one of my friends— well, a fellow daoist of mine was taken away by Daoist Priest Horizon for launching a rocket. Now, I’m looking for Daoist Priest Horizon so that I can bail that fellow daoist out.” Song Shuhang sighed.

“Hehe, so that’s the case. Are you currently at Jiangnan University Town?” Immortal Fairy Bie Xue asked.

“Yes,” Song Shuhang answered.

“Are you with Fellow Daoist White?” Immortal Fairy Bie Xue asked.

“Yes.” Song Shuhang continued to answer.

“Mm… are you in a hurry to bail your fellow daoist out? If you aren’t, I’ll pick you up at Jiangnan University Town’s eastern gate in about two hours,” Immortal Fairy Bie Xue said. “I’m currently heading to Jiangnan Town to get some ingredients from the fellow daoists there. On the way, I can take you to Daoist Priest Horizon.”

Song Shuhang looked at the time—two hours later, third class would come to an end. Today, there were only three classes in the morning, so the timing was just right.

“Yes, there’s no problem with that. Fairy Bie Xue, call me when you’re near the school,” Song Shuhang said.

“Okay, it’s settled then. I’ll hang up first.” After Immortal Fairy Bie Xue finished talking, the call ended.

Song Shuhang breathed out a sigh of relief.

All sorted!

Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman held his chin as he looked at Song Shuhang, and said, “Was that Immortal Fairy Bie Xue? The one from the Immortal Feast?”

“Mm-hm.” Song Shuhang nodded.

“How did you and Immortal Fairy Bie Xue get to know each other?” Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman asked curiously.

“Because of Senior White, Immortal Fairy Bie Xue and I ended up exchanging numbers,” Song Shuhang explained.

“So that’s the case. Immortal Fairy Bie Xue still hasn’t given up?” Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman asked curiously.

“Not yet. From what I know, she’s going to settle things with Venerable White at the upcoming ‘Immortal Feast’. She said she was going to conquer Venerable White’s stomach,” Song Shuhang replied.

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue was preparing an Immortal Feast that would begin at the start of October. However, Venerable White just suddenly closed up for 27 days… In other words, he wouldn’t be coming out of secluded meditation until the 6th of October.

Hopefully, Venerable White wouldn’t miss the ‘Immortal Feast’ this time around.

When I meet up with Immortal Fairy Bie Xue in a while, I’ll tell her about the matter of Venerable White closing up so that she won’t miss the chance to see Venerable White if she were to arrange the Immortal Feast before the 6th of October.

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After saying goodbye to Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman, Song Shuhang returned to the classroom.

It was just in time—the bell that signaled the start of the second class rang.

“Senior Brother Shuhang, what took you so long just now?” Loli Shi asked in a low voice.

At this time, she was carefully cracking the melon seeds and picking out the pulp to feed it to the monster bird Little Cai, who was in the drawer.

Song Shuhang said, “Just now, Senior Seven Lives Talisman suddenly called me, so I went where he was. It took quite a bit of time.”

“Oh.” Loli Shi nodded, and said, “A while ago, after you left, the English teacher, Professor Smith, came looking for you. He asked where you went because he wanted to know from he could buy a fierce pekingese puppy. He said that it was fine as long as it as fierce as Senior Brother’s pekingese.”

“…” Song Shuhang.

“Senior Brother Shuhag, when did you ever raise a puppy?” Loli Shi asked.

“I didn’t raise him. Senior Yellow Mountain was the one that raised Doudou. Yes, the one that is about to marry a man,” Song Shuhang said after clenching his teeth.

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Professor Smith had always liked walking dogs and travelling, but from the previous semester to summer break, he had already exchanged four dogs.

The first one entered heaven, and so the professor got a German shepherd… which was, in the end, knocked down by Doudou, resulting in the professor returning the German shepherd on the same day.

Later, the professor got a mixed-breed pitbull, which was particularly fierce. But in the end, while wandering near Song Shuhang’s hometown close to Mountain Niuding, it met with Song Shuhang, who was with Li Yinzhu and the small monk Guoguo at the time.

The seemingly powerful pitbull trembled in fear when it met with the innate skill of Guoguo’s Eye Aperture. As soon as the professor went back, he also returned the pitbull.

After returning the pitbull, the professor recalled Song Shuhang’s pekingese which knocked down his German shepherd. So, he went and bought a pekingese.

However, he soon discovered that this pekingese was possibly a fake. It was completely unable to fight, and just like a Poodle, it had the habit of f*cking everything that moved.

Professor Smith felt very tired, so he went to look for Song Shuhang to learn from his experience and find out where he could buy a fierce pekingese.

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“Oh, it’s Doudou. No wonder then.” Loli Shi nodded.

“After class, I’ll explain to Professor Smith how things are,” Song Shuhang said.

…He could only tell the professor that the pekingese wasn’t raised by him, so he didn’t know where to get such a fierce pekingese.

The class began.

Loli Shi placed the shells of the melon seeds in a paper bag, and kept the unpeeled melon seeds for later.

At this time, monster bird Little Cai whispered, “Teacher, I’ll be leaving at noon.”

Song Shuhang said, “You plan on ferrying souls again?”

“Mm-hm, Elder Dongfang said that she found a group of souls at a hospital. It’s a little far away, so she’ll drive me over there. I’ll probably get back home a little late in the evening,” Little Cai answered.

Song Shuhang asked, “She’ll drive you over there? Fairy Dongfang Six already got a new driver’s license?”

“Nope, Elder Dongfang will be picking me up with an electric scooter,” Little Cai said with a smile.

“Be careful on the way there,” Song Shuhang whispered. If Fairy Dongfang was there, then there was no need to worry about Little Cai suddenly encountering monster hunters then getting captured.

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After dealing with Professor Smith and going through the third class, Song Shuhang brought Loli Shi and Little Cai toward the eastern gate together with some of his roommates.

“There’s still some time left before noon, do you want to go somewhere to have fun?” Tubo asked.

Gao Moumou sighed as he said, “Wait until I finish writing this chapter and release it. I don’t have any stockpile.”

Since after that matter related to ❮Apocalypse War❯, his roommates had already discovered that he had been secretly writing ReadNovelFulls. As such, Gao Moumou no longer needed to write in secret.

“Alright, then let’s go to Yangde’s place first. I’ll play some games while Old Gao writes his ReadNovelFull. Shuhang, how about you?” Tubo looked at Song Shuhang.

…Today’s Song Shuhang seemed to be invisible—there was this always this feeling that he would forget him if he wasn’t paying attention.

“I’ll just go and look for some good food for you guys.” Song Shuhang said with a smile.

“You alone? Do you want someone to go with you?” Gaou Moumou asked.

In the middle of the conversation, a small scooter rushed over at a very high speed, and then used a beautiful drift to stop in front of Song Shuhang.

The beauty that was on top of the scooter stepped onto the floor with her right leg, making people stare at her slender thighs.

“Yo, Shuhang~” Fairy Dongfang Six giggled and waved at Song Shuhang.

“…” Tubo.

Not like this! Just now, he thought that Song Shuhang would go to buy food alone, but he hadn’t expected that he had a date with a beauty.

“I’ve come to pick up Little Cai,” Fairy Dongfang Six said.

Song Shuhang gently nodded his head.

Little Cai flapped her wings and flew to Fairy Dongfang Six’s shoulder.

“Bye bye~” Fairy Dongfang Six waved her hand. Then, her long leg pressed on the accelerator, and the electric scooter whizzed to a faraway place.

Looking at the scooter’s speed, it had definitely been modified!

Hopefully, there won’t be any traffic accidents,

Song Shuhang prayed in his heart.

“Eh? She didn’t come to pick you up?” Tubo said questioningly.

“Hm? No,” Song Shuhang said with a nod.

Tubo nodded his head, then asked, “Then, Shuhang, do you want someone to