Chapter 1204 Slow-Witted Song, Ive cracked your secret!

Look at my Divine Stealing Technique!

Song Shuhang controlled Young Master Phoenix Slayer to extend his hand towards the still unaware Immortal Fairy Bie Xue, who was currently eating some melon seeds.

The Divine Stealing Technique was a very powerful technique, and when practiced to the highest realm, stealing from those stronger than you would not even be a problem. This was something that could be confirmed just by looking at Lady Onion.

Song Shuhang had only practiced the Divine Stealing Technique twice, but it should not be discounted that he had once lived Lady Onions life. Through the dreamland state, he lived Lady Onions life and practiced the Divine Stealing Technique countless times.

So this time, although it was only his first time using it against another person, it worked greatly. The Divine Stealing Technique seemed to have long become an instinct that was simply lying within Song Shuhangs soul.

Middle, Song Shuhang thought.

In the next moment, he could be seen holding a fragrant and silky object in his hand.

At first, he thought that he was simply holding a handkerchief that the Immortal Fairy had been carrying on her. However, when he felt it out carefully, something felt off. This thing he was holding was thicker and a bit heavier than a handkerchief.

What did I steal?

Song Shuhang retracted the Young Master Phoenix Slayers hand and took a closer look at the object. Eh, it looks like some kind of sheet? The sheet was very thin, and it appeared to be something that the Immortal Fairy had performed a magical technique on so that it became the size of a palm.

Young Master Phoenix Slayer who was being controlled by Song Shuhang revealed a questioning face. Whats this sheet that the Immortal Fairy was carrying with her? Could it be some kind of magical treasure?

No, it couldnt be There werent any fluctuations of magical energy coming from the sheet. Moreover, it looked a bit familiar, and it even seemed to be the same kind of sheet as the ones that the Immortal Fairy had in the guest room that she had let him stay in yesterday. It appeared to be a completely ordinary, thin sheet.

Why would the Immortal Fairy be hiding it?

Could it be carrying some special meaning for her?

Song Shuhangs mind was in turmoil.

Suddenly, he thought of a possible answer.

If thats the case Ive really made a terrible mistake. This would make it pretty much the same thing as stealing Immortal Fairy Bie Xues personal belongings.

I hope that I guessed wrong.

Perhaps the Immortal Fairy just putting away all the sheets in the guest room and was preparing to wash them later?

While he was thinking, Song Shuhang controlled Young Master Phoenix Slayers body, and made him raise his head and look at Immortal Fairy Bie Xuefor this process, there was a delay of up to three seconds because of the side effect of Young Master Phoenix Slayers innate talent.

As soon as he raised his head, he saw Immortal Fairy Bie Xue staring coldly at his original body and Young Master Phoenix Slayer.

The Immortal Fairys eyes were especially sharp and were dead set on the both of them.

She looked at the eyes of Song Shuhang and Young Master Phoenix Slayer as if she were looking at two spirit beasts that she was going to cook; her gaze was akin to a knife, it was as if she was thinking where she should enter with her knife to make it so that the two spirit beasts died as cleanly and as quickly as possible.

Not good. Alarms immediately began ringing in Song Shuhangs mind.

Shiet, why did I choose to make a move on Immortal Fairy Bie Xue just now, it was clear that it would have been a lot safer regardless of whether Id chosen to do it on Su Clans Sixteen or Shi.

I must have been sick when I made that decision just now.

What do I do? What do I do now?

Song Shuhang racked his brain as he tried thinking of a solution.

At the side, Senior White, Su Clans Sixteen, and Shi all looked at Immortal Fairy Bie Xue and the Song Shuhang-controlled Young Master Phoenix Slayer with confusion.

Shis realm was relatively low, so she did not even see what had happened. For Su Clans Sixteen, the scene had also been rather vague. It was only Senior White who was able to clearly see Song Shuhang perform what he took to be a strange technique, and holding a folded silk sheet that he had taken from Immortal Fairy Bie Xue after that. Next, a really sharp killing intent burst out from Immortal Fairy Bie Xue.

Did little friend Shuhang seek death again? Senior White pinched his chin as he thought to himself.

[What did you do to Immortal Fairy Bie Xue?] At this time, the voice of Young Master Phoenix Slayer, who could feel Song Shuhangs strong emotional fluctuations, sounded.

His innate talent had grown stronger compared to before. As such, even if he lent his CPU to Song Shuhang, he could still directly communicate with Song Shuhang through their minds.

Song Shuhang replied, (I stole a sheet, it seems to be something precious to Immortal Fairy Bie Xue.]

Young Master Phoenix Slayer said, [How precious?)

Song Shuhang replied, (Looking at the Immortal Fairy Bie Xues eyes, it seems to be something that could make her consider killing people.]

Young Master Phoenix Slayer said, (Youre so dead Wait, am I also included in who she wants to kill?]

Song Shuhang responded, (Senior Phoenix Slayer, what are you saying? In our current state, were pretty much one and the same.]

Young Master Phoenix Slayer angrily said, [F*ck, Thrice Reckless Song, why do you have to take me with you in seeking death?]

Song Shuhang: []

This time, he was completely speechless.

Young Master Phoenix Slayer called, (Quickly apologize, what are you doing just standing there?!]

Apologize?

Right, after the Divine Stealing Technique, the second move was 500 Ways to Surrender to a Human Cultivator Youre Unable to Defeat. Did Slow-Witted Song intentionally write the (200 Must-have Skills for a Monster Spirit to Survive) for such purposes?

Young Master Phoenix Slayer angrily said, (Before Immortal Fairy Bie Xue makes us into the dishes for the Immortal Feast, quickly apologize. If you cant get Immortal Fairy Bie Xues forgiveness, you are dead! I am definitely going to break ties with you.]

Song Shuhang:

This was a genuine internal and external crisis.

At this time, he could only give a sincere apology.

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue- Song Shuhang controlled Young Master Phoenix Slayers body and made it jump up high.

The higher the jump, the greater the sincerity.

However, in order to save face for Young Master Phoenix Slayer, when he jumped into the air, Song Shuhang tried to restore Young Master Phoenix Slayer to his original form with his will.

Bang- A slender five-tailed monster cat appeared in midair.

With a thud, the body of the five-tailed cat demon fell to the ground violently; it was the most powerful Fiercely Kneeling on the Ground and Surrendering Technique of the 500 surrendering techniques.

After he landed, Song Shuhang was just about to say Immortal Fairy, I made a mistake.

However, when he opened his mouth, the only thing that came out was a series of meows

Song Shuhang:

Loli Shi said, It turns out that Senior Phoenix Slayer is actually a cat, so cute.

Su Clans Sixteen nodded in agreement.

Senior White confirmed that Song Shuhang had really been seeking death and had angered Immortal Fairy Bie Xue.

Immortal Fairy Bie Xues eyes fell on the monster cat form of Young Master Phoenix Slayer-because of his sudden change into cat form, the sheet that had been originally held by Young Master Phoenix Slayer with his hand had become pressed under his sharp claws. At this moment, the sharp claws could tear the sheet at any moment.

Song Shuhang tried to control Young Master Phoenix Slayers body to talk once again, but the result remained the same as last, and only a meow? came out

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue said, Hehehehe.

Her laughter was so cold that it could be considered to bring the surroundings to the absolute zero level.

If it werent for Senior White, she would have definitely rushed up to Song Shuhang and Young Master Phoenix Slayer and let them know of the power of an immortal chef.

Song Shuhang thought, Not good, I tried to be smart, but it ended up becoming another mistake.

What can I do next?

If I continue on with the 500 Ways to Surrender to a Human Cultivator You re Unable to Defeat, the second technique in there is the Lying Down on the Ground to Show Your Belly Technique. It is common sense to show ones belly when they apologize.

When one apologized, one should show their cute belly to the human cultivator to indicate that they were harmless, and with that cute expression, they would definitely be able to bring out the compassion from the human cultivators heart.

The cat form of Senior Phoenix Slayer fitted this pose very well.

However, this posture was still very shameful. After performing it, its likely that Im going to end up being silenced by Young Master Phoenix Slayer. It seems that no matter what I do, I just end up on a path towards death.

While Song Shuhang was in thought, he suddenly sensed a resonance in his mind.

The first layer of the (Thirty-Three Divine Beasts Technique), the beginner exercises, emerged in his mind.

It actually resonated?

The resonance between the two special cultivation techniques had become stronger.

All of these changes happened after Young Master Phoenix Slayer exposed his monster cat form and performed the Fiercely Kneeling on the Ground and Surrendering Technique.

Song Shuhang took a deep breath.

At this time, he left everything behind.

As a researcher, he began to perform the second technique, Lying Down on the Ground to Show Your Belly Technique.

Young Master Phoenix Slayers body rolled where he was. Meow~

This appearance was absolutely filled with cuteness.

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue responded, Hehe.

Are you trying to sell your cuteness now? Too late.

At this time, the subsequent layer after the first layer of the (Thirty-Three Divine Beasts Technique) emerged from within Song Shuhangs memory.

It really worked.

If I continue to perform the (200 Must-have Skills for a Monster Spirit to Survive), perhaps I can really figure out the secrets left behind by Slow-Witted Song.

As such, Song Shuhang began to control Young Master Phoenix Slayers body to perform the various moves one by one.

The 500 Ways to Surrender, the Ways to Seduce Human Cultivators, and even Needlework

Venerable White, Su Clans Sixteen, Shi, and Immortal Fairy Bie Xue all silently watched Young Phoenix Slayer, who was in his monster cat form, moving around.

From time to time, the monster cats body would twist around and dance. While at other times, he would flirt with everyone. At yet other times, he would obediently take out a needle thread and begin to sew clothes, and sometimes he would begin to clean carefully.

All kinds of props had been prepared by Song Shuhang ever since early in the morning. He had practiced the secret techniques twice yesterday, so his props were all prepared.

What the hell is he doing, is he practicing some secret cultivation technique? Or is he just ill? The corners of Immortal Fairy Bie Xues mouth twitched.

Senior White pinched his chin, and said, Shuhang seems to have entered a state of enlightenment.

Shi asked, Huh? This is some kind of state of enlightenment? Wasnt this enlightenment a bit too worthless?

Su Clans Sixteen said, If Im seeing things right, Shuhang should be using the secret technique of the All the Monsters of the World Should Unite and Become a Family organization.

Is it really a secret technique? The corners of Immortal Fairy Bie Xues corner of the mouth twitched even more violently.

Venerable White said, Fellow Daoist Dongfang Six is an elder of this organization, right?

Su Clans Sixteen nodded.

Soon enough, Song Shuhang finished performing the entire (200 Must-have Skills for a Monster Spirit to Survive).

At the beginning, the (Thirty-Three Divine Beasts Technique) in his mind would still resonate with the secret techniques. However, towards the end, there was no longer any resonance.

However, there was a string of strange words that constantly appeared in his mind.

It wasnt in the script of the ancient era, nor was it in the script of the modern era; the text was simply in various meaningless runes instead.

Secret text!

Song Shuhang felt ecstatic.

This should be the secret text that Venerable Wintry had been saying was hidden in the secret techniques of the monster cultivator organization. As long as this secret text was used to crack the cultivation technique inherited from the Thirty-Three Divine Beasts Sect, it could be used to crack and obtain the complete hidden inheritance.

This was the secret that Slow-Witted Song had hidden in the secret technique.

He was now only a step away from obtaining the complete (Thirty-Three Divine Beasts Technique) and the refining method for the combined magical treasure.

Perhaps he would really be able to refine the combined magic treasure before he reached the Fifth Stage. Even if he ended up not being lucky or wealthy enough, he had to at least refine the innate magic weapon that suited the huge whale chapter.

I can finally obtain the secret left behind by Slow-Witted Song!