"Then maybe you should consider where my claws are before you make another patronizing observation." Having leaped safely away from any physical retaliation, Austin curled up into a tight ball on Claire's pillow and closed his eye. "Turn out the light, would you. It's the middle of the night."

"Where are we?"

"Based on the cannons, the parapets, and that big guardhouse," Claire hissed, grabbing a handful of Lance's wet shirt and dragging him down behind the b.u.t.tress, "I'd say we were in a fort."

"Which fort?"

"I don't know." They were still on the Otherside, although which Otherside she wasn't entirely certain, a concept she'd take the time to find disturbing the moment she was no longer personally responsible for an idiot Bystander. Motioning for him to follow, she murmured, "Stay close," and led the way along the inside curve of the outer wall. When she paused in the triangular shadow of a small lean-to, he tucked up tight behind her. She reached back and shoved hard enough to break the contact between them. "Not that close."

He inched in again. "What are we doing here?"

"You yelled cannonball as you hit the water and that influenced the path."

"This is Meryat's doing, isn't it?"

"No." Claire measured the distance between their hiding place and the guardhouse and decided a sprint across open ground with a Bystander in tow was just too dangerous, no matter how much she would dearly love to lose said Bystander. They hadn't seen any actual guards, but that didn't mean there weren't any actual guards.

"But . . ."

"Would you please shut up."

"But why is it dark?"

"It's night." She didn't know why the magic word wasn't working, whether it was her, or him, or a combination of them both, but only an urgent need to return to the mall kept her from trying out a few more words. Any delays at this point would only serve the segue.

"It wasn't night at the beach."

Any delays at this point . . . "No, it wasn't." She'd be willing to detour and take him back to the beach, but that didn't seem to be possible. That path had closed behind them. And taking him back to the real world would take far too long. Time she, and the world, didn't have.

"This is Meryat's . . ."

"No, it isn't. Shut up."

On the other side of the lean-to, the wall curved out to the left. Wet skirt clinging to her legs, she crept forward, stumbled as Lance grabbed hold of the fabric, and managed to regain her balance without doing anything Lance would regret for the rest of his very short life. She followed the wall into a shallow alcove and began running her hands over the stone.

Lance crowded in with her. "What are you looking for?"

"A door."

"Why?"

"So we can go through it."

"And then we'll be on the other side of it!"

"Yes . . . no." She didn't know what the alcove was for, but it wasn't an access to anything. "Didn't I tell you to shut up?"

"Yes!"

Turning brought them almost nose to chest. Claire glared up at the oblivious grad student. "How many times am I going to have to say shut up before you actually do it?"

Lance looked thoughtful. "I don't know."

"So you used this budgie mirror to contact a magic mirror in the Emporium ..." Frowning at his reflection, Arthur turned the tiny mirror between long fingers. "... which is both the store nearest to the darkness anchoring the segue and the place where you and the Keepers crossed through to this side."

Sam hooked his claws on the crossbar of the crate and stared at Arthur, who'd crouched just out of paw reach, his sword point on the floor, pommel jutting up at a sharp angle over his left shoulder. "Yes."

"And this mirror said it saw Diana and Kris pa.s.s through the store?"

"Yes."

"But that it later heard gossip suggesting they had been captured?"

"Recap much? Get on with it!"

"And this . . . story isn't merely a ploy intended to secure your release so that you can run off after Diana?"

"No." In all the time he'd been a cat, he'd never realized just how satisfying a good tail lashing could be. If he moved it any faster, he was afraid it might come off his b.u.t.t. "Would I do something like that?"

Arthur straightened, reached back, and adjusted his sword. "As I understand cats, yes, you would."

"But I'm not!"

"And you heard this conversation with the mirror?" Arthur asked, flipping his hair back off his face as he turned to Stewart.

The mall elf froze in mid squeak of a rubber fire hydrant. "No words, sire, 'cause the mirror's real small and it was down by him, not up with me, but I heard the talking."

"Hey!" Sam drew the attention of both the Immortal King and the elf back to the crate. "You know I suck at lying. If I was any good at it, would I be in here?"

"You have a point," Arthur acknowledged after a moment's consideration.

"I have a whole lot of points," Sam muttered, "and I know where they'll hurt the most."

Sapphire-blue eyes narrowed. "What was that?"

"Nothing. Look, it's real simple. The bad guys have Diana. We have to rescue her."

"We?"

"I'm smart enough to know when I need help. You can't just leave her there! And what about Kris. You can't leave her! You're supposed to be this great leader, but isn't abandoning your people a bad thing?"

"Yes." Arthur bent and opened the crate.

"Finally." Sam raced out and up onto a stack of dog food, reclaiming the high ground. "What convinced you?"

"With one Keeper taken and the other gone, the darkside will want to close the segue as soon as possible, before the light has a chance to send other wizards. In order to succeed, they must remove us. They will, therefore, be ma.s.sing to attack. I have always preferred to attack on my terms, not the enemy's."

"I didn't say any of that."