"I wonder," she said, "whose job it is to pronounce whales dead?"

Russell was taking this defeat personally. There was little fatalism in his makeup, scant suspicion that animal flesh was merely the helpless vessel of tyrannical amino acids, that human destinies were written indelibly by a capricious deity. Corrine thought he lacked a sense of evil and for this reason was ill equipped to go into business.

As if to demonstrate his inability to read her mind, Russell suddenly said, "I like Bernie. He's turned out to be a really decent guy."

"You think everybody's a really decent guy." For all of his intelligence, Russell had always been a little dumb about people, always erring on the side of trusting the guy with the waxed mustaches. She told him about her conversation on the veranda with Bernie. "I don't know how far you can trust him. He's funny and everything, but it was almost like he was propositioning me."

"Well," Russell resumed, after a short, air-conditioned silence, "I can't say I blame him."

"That's all you have to say?"

"What do you want me to say?"

It wasn't until that moment that Corrine admitted to herself what she really wanted was for him to give it all up-renounce his dealings with Melman, forget about buying the company. They were in over their heads. That's what she'd been feeling at the party. And so, though she hadn't particularly been offended at the time by Melman, she persisted in exaggerating the offense.

"You'd do business with a man who wants to sleep with your wife?"

"Jesus, Corrine, lighten up. Some of my best friends want to sleep with you." He thought this a witty compliment, but when he looked across at her she was staring into the glare of the windshield, shaken, wondering which best friends he had in mind.

Suspended between the red lights in front and the white lights behind, they rode in silence the rest of the way into Manhattan. On his side, Russell brooded on what he took to be Corrine's Manichaean nature: she was so goddamn extreme that anything she couldn't love she feared. The extremes were becoming more pronounced of late. And she was getting too thin, her eating habits verging on the anorexic-a problem that had recurred intermittently with her since prep school. When she didn't feel she could satisfactorily control other aspects of her existence she decided to chastise her body.

He tried to resume the conversation several times, as if nothing had happened, but she answered in clipped monosyllables.

The Daily News headline read: "Whale Crashes Shark's Party." The Post: "Whale of Guest at Hampton Beach Bash." The humpback whale was thought to be the largest leviathan to wash up on Long Island in this century. A day later, the Times ran two column inches beneath the headline "Whale Beached in L.I." A Village Voice columnist charged that Melman had dumped several gallons of whale pheromone off his beach the day before the party, a claim that a Melman spokesman called "ridiculous," citing the evidence of several marine biologists who derided the concept. Much later, in a valedictory essay about the eighties published in Harper's, the party at which Bernie Melman had exhibited a captured whale was cited as a signal instance of the decade's egregious excesses.

That summer Corrine still took the subway downtown to her office and back from Monday to Friday, but everything else had changed. Russell had always had too much of a desire to please, in her opinion, and his campaign to take over Corbin, Dern had almost transformed him into a politician. He needed to be collegial with Dave Whitlock, Washington Lee and Leticia Corbin; he needed to smile for the stockholders and the outside members of the board, to feed and stroke the writers. No one but Corrine's husband, apparently, could do it. He also needed to spend an inordinate amount of time with Trina Cox. And apparently he had to drink a lot of liquor in order to take care of everyone, because he usually came home all flushed and slurry, having first called from a telephone booth to say the group had moved from one location to another and did she want to join them. Not being a drinker anymore, she didn't like those all-night dinners quite so much; it was like being a foreigner at the table, and anyway it was usually shoptalk, so she mostly stayed home waiting for him to roll in.

In the early part of the summer he would arrive home amorously charged, as if he'd undergone some kind of testosterone transfusion, and at times she wondered just whom he was fucking... He seemed to be taking over the world through the vessel of her body. By July he seldom had the energy even to kiss her good night. The wife, apparently, was the one who didn't need any extra attention, perhaps on the principle that she would always be there.

The first tender offer had been rejected by the board of directors after weeks of acrimonious debate. To ward off the Melman group, a poison pill was adopted by the board; Melman's lawyers filed suit in Delaware, asking the court to declare the poison pill measures "invalid and unlawful." Corbin, Dern filed a countersuit. Jerry Kleinfeld found a white knight, a German publisher who agreed to back them and who sweetened the pot by two dollars a share. Then J. P. Haddad, the offshore investor whose boat Russell and Corrine had seen in the Caribbean that March. called in an offer almost identical to that of the German-backed management group. Because of the difficulty of comparing the bids, which combined hard and soft money in varying proportions, the board called for one more round of bidding. Russell was dejected but Trina was sanguine. After taking the call from Whitney Corbin in the offices of Melman's lawyers, Trina called Melman in Southampton and put him on the speaker phone. He had known about the Germans but not about Haddad. "That prick. He beat me out on the last deal, and no way I'm going to let that lunatic have this one. Let's go sudden death. How high can we go, Trina?"

"I don't see how we can justify more than another buck a share."

"Let's think about bumping it up two-fifty a share, and make it a two-tier offer."

A day later Trina and the number crunchers had put together a bid that would add four million to the cost of the company, on the basis of a somewhat optimistic assumption about what they could get for spinning off the textbook division. Melman returned to the city in his helicopter. Over drinks with Russell, Washington came in with a valuable piece of information: The Germans were prepared to go to twenty-one.

"How do you know this," Russell asked.

"I've got my sources."

"That's not good enough. I have to know for sure."

"Pillow talk, my man."

Demonstrating one of his occasional bouts of obtuseness, Russell held up his hands in bafflement.

"The name Carlton ring any bells?"

"You're doing Carlton? Harold's squeeze?"

"Hey, chief, we all got to do our part."

"Jesus. Can we trust her?"

"This is the revenge scenario, all right? Harold's dating some new bimbo, and Carlton's still sitting right outside the door when he meets with his boys to discuss business."

"I don't believe you, Washington."

"Sometimes even I'm amazed."

The deadline for the final bids had passed six hours before, and the Melman group was waiting to hear from the law firm representing the Corbin, Dern board. Upon returning to the city, Bernie had graciously insisted that the negotiating team camp out in his offices. They had been hanging out now for thirteen hours, talking, ordering food in from '21,' periodically taking calls from lawyers and wives, knocking pink golf balls across the lush gold-and-peach-hued expanse of the Aubusson carpets of the main conference room into upended wineglasses.

They were living in deal time, where an adrenaline camaraderie prevailed. Each of them seemed smarter and funnier than usual to the others. Two topics predominated: the deal and sex. There was the joke about the lion and the monkey; about the shipwrecked sailor, the Doberman and the sheep; the Frenchman, the Englishman and the Jew. The Jews told Jewish jokes, Russell Irish jokes, the lawyers lawyer jokes.

Trina told the one about Dennis Levine, the investment banker convicted of insider trading: "Guy must be a retard, took him eleven trades to make a lousy eight million." Melman's repertoire was encyclopedic, and he always got the biggest laughs. Russell was half delirious with exhaustion and passive smoke inhalation. "I used to stay up half the night just for fun," he said to Rockaby.

"It's more fun to do it for money," Rockaby answered.

Melman's bankers seemed to thrive on this ritualized, heightened form of sleeplessness, but Russell was impressed that Trina could more than hold her own against this expensive crew.

Although his presence was neither required nor entirely appropriate, Washington had stopped by after his dinner to catch some of the deal buzz. He arrived on the fifth floor with his disposition slightly ruffled beneath his Comme des Garcons suit; the security men in the lobby- one of whom he was almost certain he recognized from the night of his ignominious retreat from Casa Melman-had given him a hard time, at first refusing to call upstairs, threatening instead to call the police.

"I'm thinking of filing a suit against your thugs," he told Melman, "for incivility against my civil rights." Washington had never explained his disappearance from Melman's dinner, fearing that the subject, once raised, might prove endlessly embarrassing. He sent a conventional thank- you note to Sasha Melman and arranged the meeting with Donald Parker as instructed, something he might not have done otherwise.

"Have a brandy/' said Bernie. "You want a brandy? You want a cigar? Carl, get the man a brandy, for Christ's sake. You like art," he asked as Washington surveyed the paintings on the wall.

"The Dubuffet's boring, but I like the Duplex."

"I've got the biggest collection of that asshole's stuff in the country. At least for another day or two. He almost burned up my summer house a couple weeks ago. Look around, I gotta make some calls here."

Russell was schmoozing some suits in the outer office. Washington found it impossible to distinguish their names or faces. This, Russell said, was the law team. Three pink-faced guys in blue suits, one of them holding a putter. Not straight white bread, a touch of rye-slightly balder, and shorter, than the average member of the Harvard Club. How did these boys tell themselves apart, anyway? Would their wives notice if they switched cars at the train station in Chappaqua and drove to the wrong houses? Honey, you look shorter tonight-tough day at the office?

"How does it look," Washington asked.

"It's a slam dunk," said Russell.

"Is it that good," Washington asked, half ingenuously.

"Yeah, it means, you know ..."

"When do we know if we got our fucking jobs?"

"Should be sometime tonight."

"I'll check back," Washington said. "Meantime I want you white boys to keep working on your long putts."

Emerging from the elevator downstairs, he called, "Later, Guido," to the no-neck who'd given him shit. Seven limousines of various lengths were docked at the sidewalk, idling. Washington climbed into a black Lincoln.

He looked at the startled driver in the rearview mirror. "You're or. account for Fried, Flotte and Cadwallader, right?"

The driver nodded.

"Let's roll, then. Fifty-eighth between Park and Madison."

"You got a voucher," the driver asked.

"I'll need one, thank you."

The car slipped into gear and angled out of its berth into Fifth Avenue.

"I'll take the chopper back," Washington said, when they pulled up :n front of Au Bar, where the doorman said hello and lifted the velvet rope to let him pass. No great triumph-the place was half deserted, a sprinkling of Greek shipping-money scions and last year's debutantes. He had a drink and picked up a girl who claimed she'd met him in the spring. He wondered, in this case, about the extension of the verb "to meet." He didn't remember her, but he should have; she was definitely doable, an English girl busting out of her gold-sequined bustier. Said her name was Samantha. "Let's go somewhere, Sam," he said. "This place is beat."

She said she was waiting for some friends, an answer he hated.

"Let's meet them downtown," he suggested, needing to purge himself of something he'd picked up in Melman's office, the odor of polite white greed that clung like a bad after-shave. You just can't shake that stench on the Upper East Side.

"There's a party over on Seventy-seventh and Park."

These negotiations did not look promising. Lack of enthusiasm on the part of the principals: he didn't want to stay and she didn't want to go. In the final analysis, he didn't feel that he absolutely had to have it. So he cabbed solo to Nell's and ran into a few acquaintances there, but not the person who would seem, if only for a few hours, like the reason he'd launched himself out when he could have been home banging away on the Frantz Fanon book.

Waiting at home for word on the offer, Corrine resented her absentee role. Before Russell had acquired a team of advisors, she'd walked him through the numbers. They'd stayed up late every night for a week. She had been the first to tell him it was theoretically possible to buy the company, to work out how much it might actually be worth, to map out a possible scenario. Which didn't mean she thought he should. She thought it was crazy.

Just because something could be done didn't require that you do it. Russell had no sense of the fragility of life, of the boundaries that might be crossed if you reached too far. Growing up for Russell had been as smooth as a series of promotions, and his mother's death ten years before had seemed to him a cruel exception to the general bounty of nature.

For several days Corrine tried to talk some sense into him. "This is just some dumb male thing between you and Harold. Why don't you guys just go to the men's room tomorrow and measure each other, declare a winner."

"So maybe all of history is some dumb male thing."

"Russell, listen to yourself. Stop while you still have a sense of humor."

"Since when is ambition a crime?"

"When it's excessive."

"You're the one that wants to have kids," he said.

"W7hoa! Time out for non sequitur."

"Well, do you want to raise your kid in a one-bedroom apartment?"

"I can't believe your shamelessness." Countering the disparagement of his own sex with an appeal to what he took to be a feminine susceptibility. "You mean, if I go along with your crazy project, you'll condescend to get me pregnant?"

When it was clear that he wouldn't be talked out of it, she had surrendered and tried to support him. Maybe people who didn't know that they couldn't accomplish certain tasks sometimes succeeded out of sheer naivete, like bumblebees, which had never heard they were aerody-namically incapable of flight. Besides, he was so excited it was like watching him bloom again after a long, loveless winter. Aware of her reservations, he would often woo her with flowers and impromptu gifts. She wanted to encourage that, though it sometimes seemed sad to her that what he wanted from life was so different. She wanted the kind of home she'd never known as a child, the delicate illusion of which had been finally shattered with her parents' divorce. She couldn't understand why Russell needed to rule the world, or why he thought it was a big deal when they got their picture in a magazine.

After one of those long, coded, largely silent contract negotiations that constitute married life, they came to an implicit agreement that seemed lopsided in his favor: She'd be quiet and he'd be nice. She would go along with him in return for future consideration. It was like one of those corporate debt restructuring deals where you had to accept unredeemable paper in the hope that it might be worth something someday and because you had no choice.

Corrine had advised against pursuing the deal, but that didn't mear she was immune to the thrill of the attempt, or happy about being 1er out. Home alone again, she flipped through magazines, too restless to read a book. In an hour she had run through a pile consisting of Architectural Digest, Self, Vanity Fair, Vogue, Elle, Details and Manhattan, inc. She felt exhausted. Reading magazines was like going to a cocktail party, a series of three-minute conversations. Having skipped dinner, she'd gone on to eat an entire bag of potato chips, which was really disgusting. She now weighed nine hundred thirteen pounds.

Eleven o'clock. Corrine turned on the TV, turned up the air conditioner. In the kitchen she found a Snickers bar. Soak up some of that disgusting oil and salt from the chips ... it felt as if a supertanker had run aground on her duodenum.

She wondered if she should call again. Why didn't he call?

The Odd Couple on TV, Felix cooking dinner for Oscar. Corrine realized she wouldn't be so hungry if she had eaten a proper dinner. Back in the kitchen she found a Lean Cuisine lasagna dinner. Less than three hundred calories-that was sensible. But tomorrow, she decided, she would go on a real diet. Fast. Really starve herself. Being fat in the summer was horrible. Nuking the lasagna, she observed its progress through the door of the microwave as the Honeymooners theme drifted in from the living room. "Chef of the Future." Russell's favorite show. Corrine didn't like it so much, she thought all the poverty and bickering was sad. But sometimes she watched when Russell wasn't home, imagining him slapping his palms against the coffee table and hooting as she tried to figure out what was so funny.

Somebody she knew, she forgot who, once said that missing people was a way of spending time with them.

After The Honeymooners she snooped around in the freezer for something sweet and turned up a DoveBar, feeling herself getting fatter with every bite. It was twelve-thirty. She watched Star Trek, trying to remember her Platonic theory from college. What was it? Spock was intellect, McCoy was emotion, and Kirk the integrating, ruling factor, what Plato called the Spirited Element. The importance of a liberal education demonstrated, QED.

When the show was over she ate the other DoveBar because it was there, sitting in its perfect wrapper in the freezer, calling out to her, shivering her name. At one-thirty she went into the bathroom, put a finger down her throat and threw up.

At three-thirty Washington found himself down on the Lower East Side, on a street of burned-out, boarded-up tenements. Nothing was happening anywhere in the city so far as he could discover. A white Toyota with Jersey plates rounded the corner and slowed in front of him. A white face efflorescent with acne called out, "You selling?"

"Not even holding, goddamnit," Washington yelled back.

A few doors away a couple of kids who had been huddled in a doorway rushed into the street and waved the car forward. Washington crouched down and knocked on a rusty freight door set into the sidewalk. A minute later the door opened up, and a head popped out and nodded at Washington, who descended the treacherous iron stairs underground. He walked uncertainly along a dank, vaulted passageway and pounded on a steel door.

When his eyes had adjusted to the smoky dimness of the cellar, he descried Juan Baptiste and Leticia Corbin among the wounded bodies and twisted faces at the bar. He waved in slow motion. You knew you were really hurting when you were glad to see these underworld shades. "Good to see you, my man," he said to Juan, kissing the frigid white cheek of Leticia, who said she was celebrating her brother's imminent downfall. Washington raised an eyebrow and hinted that there were wheels within wheels, that it wasn't over till it was over, that he was in fact an integral part of top-secret negotiations which were in progress at this very moment, watching with interest the couple who were silently fucking in the corner.

Near dawn, he was in a cab headed uptown. He was reluctant to inspect his suit too closely, having ridden on the back of a garbage truck from Delancey up to 14th, that being the only vehicle moving in the early-morning wasteland of the Lower East Side. Then two cabs had sped past him, a young black man on a deserted street, one cabbie shouting, "Fucking walk!" from the window.

Inside the lobby of Melman's office building a couple of uniformed goons impeded his inexorable progress toward the elevators. Weren't these the same assholes he'd dealt with earlier? Always hard to tell with white people. They certainly didn't seem to recognize him.

"May I help you?" A wide guy in a badly tailored suit, neckless and virtually lipless, was doing an imitation of a defensive line, stepping between Washington and the elevator.

"Not unless you got a cigarette."

"Sorry. Authorized personnel only."

All this hassle was making Washington tired and thirsty. Hoping he had a squirt or two left, he reached in his jacket pocket...

"Watch out! He's got a gun!"

Suddenly there were real guns everywhere, a big .45 right in his face and another coming upside his head...

Near dawn the phone rang.

"Say hello to the new editor in chief," Russell said. "What?" She had been asleep, dreaming that she was asleep and waiting for him to come home from a date with the vampire Leticia Corbin. "We got it. We won."

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