"Stand aside, Antichrist."

"Your days are numbered, monk. Your end is now."

"Stand aside."

"Recommend yourself to your maker."

And then a blade flashed in the sunlight and the searing wind and drove in again and again.

And then Jim saw more. Much more. Horror piling on horror.

And then he awoke with a scream.

Omally was shaking him. "Are you all right, Jim? You're white as a sheet."

"I'm OK. I'm OK."

"You've a terrible sweat on you."

"I'm not surprised."

"Did you see him? The monk, did you see him?"

"I saw him all right. I saw everything. It was terrible, John. Terrible."

"Do you want to tell me about it?"

"It was the stuff about me in Compton-Cummings's book. 'Surely this is the breath of Pooley.' An assassin came out of the East with the wind and the assassin was me."

"You?"

"One of my ancestors. One of my ancestors murdered the monk."

"Holy Mary!"

"He was sent by the Pope. You see, the Pope couldn't rescind the papal bull. Those things are supposed to be inspired by God. And God isn't noted for changing his mind. So the Pope called in an assassin to murder the monk and destroy the Brentford Scrolls."

"And this assassin was one of your blokes?"

"He looked just like me."

"And did he destroy the scrolls?"

"No. He tried to blackmail the Pope. Demand piles of gold for the scrolls."

"So what did the Pope do?"

"He sent an assassin to assassinate the assassin."

"Bastard."

"Too right. That assassin was a Mr Scan Omally."

"God's teeth and trousers."

"So then the assassin of the assassin tries it on with the Pope and the Pope gets another assassin to assassinate him. And then this assassin ..."

"Does this go on for very long?"

"For years."

"So who fetched up with the scrolls in the end?"

"One of my blokes."

"And did he destroy them?"

"No, he buried them."

"Where, Jim? Did you see where?"

"I saw exactly where."

"So do you know where they are now?"

"I know exactly where they are now."

"Tell me."

"It's so weird," said Pooley. "I mean, the thing must have been locked into my genes. Part of some ancestral memory, perhaps. Passed down from father to son from generation to generation."

"Go on."

"I must have known all along. It's the place I always go to, you see. My kind of spiritual haven. I'm drawn to it whenever I want to be at peace and think. I never knew why, but something inside always told me to go there."

"So where is it, Jim?"

"The bench outside the library. The scrolls are buried in a casket underneath."

12.

"Would you look at that?" said John Omally. "Did you ever in your life see a bench more firmly cemented into the ground than this lad?"

Jim Pooley shook his head. "But I suppose if it wasn't, it wouldn't be here for long."

"True enough. But how are we going to get it up?"

Jim stroked his chin. "All right," said he, "considering that we have got this far by doing it our way, I suggest we apply our unique talents and effect a speedy and successful conclusion."

"Well said," said John. "Go on then."

"Go on what?"

"Apply your unique talents."

"Right." Jim looked the bench up and down and around and about, scuffed his heels upon its mighty concrete base and then stood back with his hands upon his hips and his head cocked on one side. "We will just have to blow the bugger up," said he.

"Blow the bugger up?" Omally flinched.

"Easiest solution. No messing about."

Omally sighed. "Jim," he said. "Exactly how deep in the ground are the scrolls?"

"I give up," said Jim. "Exactly how deep?"

"I have absolutely no idea. But we can't blow up the bench in case we blow up the scrolls also."

"Controlled blast. You know all about explosions, John."

"Not so loud." John put sshing fingers to his mouth. "It's a bad idea. And don't you think that the sound of an explosion might just attract the attention of passers-by?"

"We could do it at night, when everyone's asleep."

John let free a second sigh. "Do you have any more inspired ideas of a unique nature?"

"Yes," said Jim. "I do. We could tunnel under."

"Tunnel under?"

"Like in this film I saw. The Wooden Horse, I think it was called. These prisoners of war built this vaulting horse and they went out every day and exercised with it. But there was a bloke inside with a spoon and a bag and he dug this tunnel and ..."

"Wasn't Trevor Howard in that one?"

"He might have been. I think John Mills was."

"Didn't Anton Diffring play the Nazi officer?"

"With the long leather coat?"

"Yeah. Didn't you always want a coat like that?"

"I still do."

"I'll buy you one when we get our first pay cheque."

"Thank you very much, John. Now what exactly were we talking about? I think I've lost the plot here."

"You were just telling me that we should build a vaulting horse and carry it out into the library garden every morning so that while I exercise on it you can be underneath with a spoon tunnelling to the bench."

Jim nodded enthusiastically. "I have to say," he said, "that when you put it that way, it comes across as a really stupid idea."

"Doesn't it though."

"So," said Jim, "that leaves us with Marchant."

"Marchant?"

"Once he's restored to his former greatness, we'll hitch him to the bench with a length of chain and ..."

John was shaking his head.

"You're shaking your head," said Jim.

"I am," said John.

"All right then, I give up. I've offered you three perfectly sound suggestions and you've pooh-poohed every one. It's your turn."

John offered up another sigh. "There has to be some simple way to shift it," he said. "Let's go and discuss it somewhere else. The sound of all these road drills in A minor starting up again is giving me a headache."

And John looked at Jim.

And Jim looked at John.

And then they both smiled.

And Early the Very Next Morning "And what do you think you're doing there, my good man?" asked the official-looking gent with the bowler hat, the big black moustache and the clipboard.

"Me, guv?" asked the bloke down the hole.

"Yes you, guv."

"Cable TV," said the bloke. "We're laying the cable."

"Does anyone in Brentford actually want cable TV?"

"I shouldn't think so. It's all crap, isn't it? Presented by a lot of has-beens, like that Blue Peter bloke who had that spot of bother with the ..."

"I believe I read of it in the Sunday Sport. But if no one actually wants cable TV, what's the point of all this digging?"

The bloke down the hole grinned. "Now you're asking," he said, "and I'll tell you. You see, I drill the hole and then my mate here takes this big saw and cuts off the important roots of the roadside trees."

"But won't that kill them?"