Sat.u.r.day, March 22, Weather: Clear (continue)

‘You can’t have your cake and eat it too.’

‘Take care of yourself and remember to call.’ Xiao Bai at the side laughing, ‘I need to trouble this young lady to take care of Xiao Bei le.’

‘I will guarantee this girl will not have an extramarital affair, no one night-stand and will not harm the Hong Kong male compatriot de. Xiao Bei, good things are all your, handsome guy is also your ah.’ Luo Luo half true and half false complain.

‘Then I go first.’ I bid goodbye to Xiao Bai.

He seems to want a hug, at the end he heard a shout from behind: ‘Guan Xiao Bei, come and help me to carry the suitcase!’

Yifan’s left hand hang a bandage, his head got green bruises and his arrogance way to command.

‘Why do I need to help you to carry things?’

‘Because this trip only I can take Business cla.s.s.’

‘Not even the Department Manager?’ You are so stingy.’

Once I have settle down Yifan, I sat next to him and started reading the magazine. Yifan stared at me with interest.

‘What up!’ I asked.

‘You this country b.u.mpkin not aware that one’s seat must follow according to ticket number ma.’

‘Eh! Not together de ma?‘ I hastened to look at the ticket.

‘Fool, your ticket was bought at last minute. How can be together! Look, my neighbour is that beautiful lady ah. And you, sit in that corner.’

I raised my head and discover one beautiful lady with a smile leisurely walk over. And then, I turn around and found that my neighbour was a super fat guy who can make the plane unbalance. I miserable carry all things and silently walked away le. And Yifan solicitously greet the beautiful lady.

‘Miss, travel alone?’ Sit at Business cla.s.s ah, with one look can determine that miss is a successful career woman type.’

‘Miss, which university did you graduate from? Let me think, you must be studied from abroad ba. Miss temperament is very good ah. You went to France or England?’

‘Miss, where are you going to stay in Hong Kong? Why don’t let me introduce you to a hotel ba. I’m living there too, the condition is very good and if you would like to travel, I can also be your tour guide.’

‘Miss……’

‘Miss……’

This fat guy not only fat but also speak like the body weight so direct proportional. As a result I was ruthlessly been beaten bitterly. Therefore, I decided to use the most traditional way to withstand his long-winded —- pretend to sleep. Once start pretending, really enter to the play le. When I regain a vague consciousness, I feel there is a hand wander around my neck. Ah, this grandson from language escalate to blows le!

I glared angrily and shouted: ‘You better stop it! You this…..’

‘Rogue’ this word did not speak out but stop at ‘you this’.

The air stewardess came over and asked politely, ‘Miss, do you need any a.s.sistance ma?’

‘It’s nothing, she just talking in her sleep.’ Sitting in the fat guy seat, now seated Yifan said.

‘Why are you here? Where is my neighbour? We were having a good chat.’ I faintly said.

‘Chat until falling asleep?’ Yifan exposed my lies le, ‘He went to sit with the beautiful lady who would listen to him’

I looked up and discover that the fat guy is now sitting in Yifan’ seat. The beautiful lady with self-restraint, is carrying a smile while patiently listening to the fat guy talking.

‘Yifan.’ I thought of calling him softly.

‘En?’

‘As far as I know, your home doesn’t raise a cat.’

‘Got raised, a very big, fat and funny tabby cat. You didn’t see it.’ He continue to use the cat’s tickle technique to scratch at me.

I was just about to scold him again but was being interrupted by the beautiful air stewardess, ‘Mr. Yi, here is the thing that you ordered.’