Sat.u.r.day, February 23rd Weather: Rainy

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Debutante* (名媛/míng yuán)……. since a week doing nothing but eat, sleep and going to toilet, all these times the word debutante keep popping up, just like a genie in the magic lamp, mysterious and inaccessible.

*名媛/míng yuán: Young lady of note; debutante: an upper-cla.s.s young woman making her first appearance in fas.h.i.+onable society.

‘You said that Yifan, why must he makes me feel so reluctant to look for debutante. Where to find pretty daughter in a humble family ah. This is like asking baldy for hair ma.’ I complained to Su.

‘Pretty daughter in a humble family?’ Su sneer, ‘do you know, monkeys in the zoo are also divided by grading de. The most happiness is Monkey King, can eat delicious foods, taste good drinks, able to obtain 3 level higher and occasionally had the opportunity to bully those who come to see monkeys, and you are like the one who hided at the corner that had no food and drink, even the next door sparrow can casually bully you this small lousy monkey.’

‘What a.n.a.logy is this? If I’m a lousy monkey than what about you!’

‘I’m the breeder, everyday happily watching the monkeys fight and because monkeys are ignorant as well as compa.s.sionate.’

I endured Su’s sarcasms and inappropriate a.n.a.logy, who makes her my realistic within the most knowledgeable and possible the most debutante person.

‘Help me to introduce one ba. You have so many patients, without money who can afford you ah.’ I asked earnestly.

‘Although I sympathised you however there is no way I can help you, my hands are tied ah.’ Su spread out her hand and laugh, ‘Míng Yuan (名媛: debutante)? I have never come across. Míng Yuàn (名怨), actually has a lot – well-known grievance lady ma.’

* Su is making a pun. 名怨/míng yuan: well-known grievance and 名媛/míng yuan: debutante are p.r.o.nounced the same but spelt differently.

Even a grievance lady, that’s also famous, just like me an ordinary citizen, even if the future complained, at most is also a boudoir level. I’m deeply aware of this, caught Su’s last straw and carried out 24 hours of uninterrupted trailing persuasion campaign with her.

‘Your behavior really prejudice level le.’ I have blocked Su seventh time to the bathroom and she complained.

‘Hei hei, if you don’t agree, I will stay here and see you solve your physiology problems.’

Hem, I will not give up to torment your colon or perhaps cause the debris unable to discharge smoothly from your body — that is commonly referred to as constipation — cannot.

‘Guan Xiao Bei! You better move away! Fine, I agreed with you!’ The tranquil, undisturbed and well known psychologist doctor, Su Yi Xin, under my long hara.s.sment, at last collapse le.

‘To be honest, you really intend to help Yifan to find such person? The daughter from the wealthy family is not those from matchmaking network where you can easily deceived little sister. If not impressive you just can’t casually dump away.’ Su felt fresh and relaxed after coming out from the bathroom, once again the poisonous tongue style.

‘Thanks heavens! If that worked out well he would stop bothering me every day le.’

Su stared at me for a while and said: ‘Guan Xiao Bei, sooner or later I will personally open up your head, check every brain nerves and put it under the microscope to inspect thoroughly. I really don’t understand what makes you so mentally abnormal.’

I have been bewitched by her meaningful glanced and scared by her fanatical tone, finally in a low voice I muttered: ‘How can I?’

‘Forget about it, even though I have agreed however I don’t work for free, you need to help me a favor.’

‘No problem.’ I guarantee.

A few days later, Su took me to partic.i.p.ate a local private dinner party, so-called for rich and powerful people.

“Are you often invited to partic.i.p.ate in such activities? Why never take me?” I looked at the complicated luxurious crystal chandelier hanging down from the dome of the hall which cast a tiny spark of starlight, can’t help but sigh.

‘I’m here to work. Furthermore, you don’t be like a small-minded person and let me lose my face.’

Sure enough, an a.s.sistant came in front of Su: ‘h.e.l.lo, Ms Su, Mrs Lin has been waiting for you for a long time. Ah, this is your colleague, right? She looks very young. This way please, Mrs Lin is in room 504.’

Su thanks him and bring me to the elevator.