Monday, December 18 Weather: Cloudy Change to Clear Weather.

As the proverb says…. exploitative mouth will fault. To cause difficulties to think twice, Su, you intentionally swindle my turtle. In that case, you better w.a.n.gle Yifan for me.

Su actually doesn’t hold back. She link Yifan past experience, repeatedly unsuccessful blind date facts, plus excavate the shadow of childhood. She comprehensive and meticulous help me to a.n.a.lyse Yifan way of thinking and solve this problem.

I repeatedly listen, this gold turtle doesn’t go to waste.

Thus, this time I have decided to help Yifan to find a special person.

Sunday evening, I received a call from Yifan.

His voice was calm as usual: ‘I have reached.’

I was somehow annoyed.Went for so many blind dates, still not familiar with the sequence of processes? Moreover in advance, I have specifically told him not to call me. Directly call the blind date person ma.

‘Why call me? Directly call your date ah. If that person is not there yet, you just sit and wait ma. I have reserved a table by the window, third table. As usual, when the lights light up, at that moment the angle can display the good side of your face outline.’

‘I know’ he faintly said. ‘But that seat has someone occupied le. Drink espresso, read ‘Vogue’, and wore a very festive Christmas style scarf.’

Yes, this is exactly what I have arranged in advance the joint secret signal ah, ‘Then why are you hesitate. Bring out your enthusiasm, plus your shyness. With rapt attention and radiant of happiness in your face just go ah!’

In a short period of time the phone went silent and then Yifan faintly say:

‘Guan Xiao Bei, he is a man.’

I also when silent for a moment.

That’s right, Su said to me, if the person resemble Yifan such a perfectionist, crazily go for blind date but unsuccessful, it can only explain that he is one kind of extreme narcissism state of mind. With this kind of mind, he will unable to approve the opposite s.e.x. At the same time, he also unable to categorize and bewildered – behind all these are uncertainty, from all this hidden view it indicate an action that can determine the fact – he is a gay.

At that moment I suddenly see the light. The feeling I have for Yifan from extremely hateful turn to extremely sympathy. As the proverb says, pity a person must have his hateful spot. Vice versa, hateful person also must have his pitiful spot. This getting married madness seem to be a man. So it turned out to be a bluff conceal under the appearance of the lose way lamb ah. All his tragedy has its origins toward oneself who unable to acknowledge and grasp upon.

At that moment, me with my Virgin Mary holy heart I have decided to save his life and his soul.

‘Believe me. Xiao Duo is a very beautiful, gentle and soft young man. You don’t need to be misgivings. Just be bold ba. No matter how, I will fully support you to find your happiness.’ Having said that, I’m happily to hang up the phone.

‘Be realistic ba!’ Su handed me a gla.s.s of milk, ‘Don’t you think, better to used dog to describe. No matter what, Yifan is a German shepherd not a Poodle.’

I really hold grudge against Su for being in my sub conscience mind when I have my pink bubbles moment. All of a sudden it has been crushed and thus I crouched at the corner, holding my gla.s.s of milk and continue daydreaming.

Once again Su size at me for half a day: ‘Speak the true. How do I imagine, still feel you connect wrongly.’

The whole weekend, I have not received a call from Yifan. I went online to update my best gossip post le. This time I posted the best boss already change into the best ‘xiǎo gōng’* [小攻 – xiǎo gong* (slang) the “giver” (in a h.o.m.os.e.xual relations.h.i.+p)]. After finis.h.i.+ng the post, the online friends pursue after, I started to browse replies. At the end of the page, almost drag and close the page, I saw the words:

Don’t celebrate too soon, things could still go wrong!