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Best Served Cold Part 22

He feared old age, failure, betrayal and looking a fool. Yet he never feared before a fight. Cosca's happiest moments had been spent waiting for battles to begin. Watching the countless Gurkish march upon the walls of Dagoska. Watching the forces of Sipani deploy before the Battle of the Isles. Scrambling onto his horse by moonlight when the enemy sallied from the walls of Muris. Danger was the thing he most enjoyed. Worries for the future, purged. Failures of the past, erased. Only the glorious now remained. He closed his eyes and sucked in air, felt it tingling pleasantly in his chest, heard the excited babbling of the guests. He scarcely even felt the need for a drink anymore.

He snapped his eyes open to see two men stepping through the gate, others scraping away to make grovelling room for them. His Highness Prince Ario was dressed in a scarlet coat, silken cuffs drooping from his embroidered sleeves in a manner that implied he would never have to grip anything for himself. A spray of multicoloured feathers sprouted from the top of his golden mask, thrashing like a peacock's tail as he looked about him, unimpressed.

"Your Highness!" Cosca swept off his hat and bowed low. "We are truly, truly honoured by your presence."

"Indeed you are," said Ario. "And by the presence of my brother." He wafted a languid hand at the man beside him, dressed all in spotless white with a mask in the form of half a golden sun, somewhat twitchy and reluctant-seeming, Cosca rather thought. Foscar, no doubt, though he had grown a beard which very much suited him. "Not to mention that of our mutual friend, Master Sulfur."

"Alas, I cannot stay." A nondescript fellow had slipped in behind the two brothers. He had a curly head of hair, a simple suit and a faint smile. "So much to do. Never the slightest peace, eh?" And he grinned at Cosca. Inside the holes of his plain mask, his eyes were different colours: one blue, one green. "I must to Talins tonight, and speak to your father. We cannot allow the Gurkish a free hand."

"Of course not. Damn those Gurkish bastards. Good journey to you, Sulfur." Ario gave the slightest bow of his head.

"Good journey," growled Foscar, as Sulfur turned for the gate.

Cosca jammed his hat back on his head. "Well, your two honours are certainly most welcome! Please, enjoy the entertainments! Everything is at your disposal!" He sidled closer, flashing his most mischievous grin. "The top floor of the building has been reserved for you and your brother. Your Highness will find, I rather think, a particularly surprising diversion in the Royal Suite."

"There, brother. Let us see if, in due course, we can divert you from your cares." Ario frowned towards the band. "By the heavens, could that woman not have found some better music?"

The thickening throng parted to let the brothers pass. Several sneering gentlemen followed in their wake, as well as four more of the grim men with their swords and armour. Cosca frowned after their shining backplates as they stepped through the door into the gaming hall.

Nicomo Cosca felt no fear, that was a fact. But a measure of sober concern at all these well-armed men seemed only prudent. Monza had asked for control, after all. He hopped over to the entrance and touched one of the guards outside upon his arm. "No more in tonight. We are full." He shut the gate in the man's surprised face, turned the key in the lock and slipped it into his waistcoat pocket. Prince Ario's friend Master Sulfur would have the honour of being the last man to pass through the front gate tonight.

He flung one arm up at the band. "Something livelier lads, strike up a tune! We are here to entertain!"

Morveer knelt, hunched in the darkness of the attic, peering from the eaves of the roof into the courtyard far below. Men in ostentatious attire formed knots that swelled, dissolved, shifted and flowed in and out through the two doors that led into the building. They glittered and gleamed in pools of lamplight. Ribald exclamations and hushed chatter, poor music and good-natured laughter floated up through the night, but Morveer was not inclined to celebrate.

"Why so many?" he whispered. "We were anticipating less than half this number. Something... is awry."

A gout of incandescent flame went up into the frigid night and there was an eruption of clapping. That imbecile Ronco, endangering his own existence and that of every other person in the yard. Morveer slowly shook his head. If that was a good idea then he was the Emperor of- Day hissed at him, and he fumbled his way back across the rafters, old wood creaking gently, and applied his eye to one of the holes. "Someone's coming."

A group of eight persons emerged from the stairway, all of them masked. Four were evidently guards, armoured in highly polished breastplates. Two were even more evidently women employed by Cardotti's. It was the final two men that were of interest to Morveer.

"Ario and Foscar," whispered Day.

"So it would undoubtedly appear." Orso's sons exchanged a brief word while their guards took up positions flanking the two doors. Then Ario bowed low, his snigger echoing faintly around the attic. He swaggered down the corridor to the second door, one of the women on each arm, leaving his brother to approach the Royal Suite.

Morveer frowned. "Something is most seriously awry."

It was an idiot's idea of what a king's bedchamber might look like. Everything was overpatterned, gaudy with gold and silver thread. The bed was a monstrous four-poster suffocated with swags of crimson silk. An obese cabinet burst with coloured liquor bottles. The ceiling was crusted with shadowy mouldings and an enormous, tinkling chandelier that hung too low. The fireplace was carved like a pair of naked women holding up a plate of fruit, all in green marble.

There was a huge canvas in a gleaming frame on one wall-a woman with an improbable bosom bathing in a stream, and seeming to enjoy it a lot more than was likely. Monza never had understood why getting out a tit or two made for a better painting. But painters seemed to think it did, so tits is what you got.

"That bloody music's giving me a headache," Vitari grumbled, hooking a finger under her corset and scratching at her side.

Monza jerked her head sideways. "That fucking bed's giving me a headache. Especially against that wallpaper." A particularly vile shade of azure blue and turquoise stripes with gilt stars splashed across them.

"Enough to drive a woman to smoking." Vitari prodded at the ivory pipe lying on the marbled table beside the bed, a lump of husk in a cut-glass jar beside it. Monza hardly needed it drawn to her attention. For the last hour her eyes had rarely been off it.

"Mind on the job," she snapped, jerking her eyes away and back towards the door.

"Always." Vitari hitched up her skirt. "Not easy with these bloody clothes. How does anyone-"

"Shhh." Footsteps, coming down the corridor outside.

"Our guests. You ready?"

The grips of the two knives jabbed at the small of Monza's back as she shifted her hips. "Bit late for second thoughts, no?"

"Unless you've decided you'd rather fuck them instead."

"I think we'll stick to murder." Monza slid her right hand up the window frame in what she hoped was an alluring pose. Her heart was thumping, the blood surging painfully loud in her ears.

The door creaked ever so slowly open, and a man stepped through into the room. He was tall and dressed all in white, his golden mask in the shape of half a rising sun. He had an impeccably trimmed beard, which failed to disguise a ragged scar down his chin. Monza blinked at him. He wasn't Ario. He wasn't even Foscar.

"Shit," she heard Vitari breathe.

Recognition hit Monza like spit in the face. It wasn't Orso's son, but his son-in-law. None other than the great peacemaker himself, his August Majesty, the High King of the Union.

Ready?" asked Cosca.

Shivers cleared his throat one more time. It had felt like there was something stuck in it ever since he'd walked into this damn place. "Bit late for second thoughts, no?"

The old mercenary's mad grin spread even wider. "Unless you've decided you'd rather fuck them instead. Gentlemen! Ladies! Your attention, please!" The band stopped playing and the violin began to hack out a single, sawing note. It didn't make Shivers feel much better.

Cosca jabbed with his cane, clearing the guests out of the circle they'd marked in the middle of the yard. "Step back, my friends, for you are in the gravest danger! One of the great moments of history is about to be acted out before your disbelieving eyes!"

"When do I get a fuck?" someone called, to ragged laughter.

Cosca leaped forwards, nearly took the man's eye out on the end of his cane. "Once someone dies!" The drum had joined in now, whack, whack, whack. Folk pressed round the circle by flickering torchlight. A ring of masks-birds and beasts, soldiers and clowns, leering skulls and grinning devils. Men's faces underneath-drunk, bored, angry, curious. At the back, Barti and Kummel teetered on each other's shoulders, whichever was on top clapping along with the drumbeats.

"For your education, edification and enjoyment..." Shivers hadn't a clue what that meant. "Cardotti's House of Leisure presents to you..." He took a rough breath, hefting sword and shield, and pushed through into the circle. "The infamous duel between Fenris the Feared..." Cosca flicked his cane out towards Greylock as he lumbered into the circle from the other side. "And Logen Ninefingers!"

"He's got ten fingers!" someone called, making a ripple of drunken laughter.

Shivers didn't join 'em. Greylock might've been a long way less frightening than the real Feared had been, but he was a long way clear of a comforting sight still, big as a house with that mask of black iron over his face, left side of his shaved head and his great left arm painted blue. His club looked awful heavy and very dangerous, right then, clutched in those big fists. Shivers had to keep telling himself they were on the same side. Just pretending was all. Just pretending.

"You gentlemen would be well advised to make room!" shouted Cosca, and the three Gurkish dancers pranced round the edge of the circle, black-cat masks over their black faces, herding the guests towards the walls. "There may be blood!"

"There'd better be!" Another wave of laughter. "I didn't come here to watch a pair of idiots dance with each other!"

The onlookers whooped, whistled, booed. Mostly booed. Shivers somehow doubted his plan-hop around the circle for a few minutes flailing at the air, then stab Greylock between his arm and his side while the big man burst a bladder of pig blood-was going to get these fuckers clapping. He remembered the real duel, outside the walls of Carleon with the fate of all the North hanging on the outcome. The cold morning, the breath smoking on the air, the blood in the circle. The Carls gathered round the edge, shaking their shields, screaming and roaring. He wondered what those men would've made of this nonsense. Life took you down some strange paths, alright.

"Begin!" shouted Cosca, springing back into the crowd.

Greylock gave a mighty roar and came charging forwards, swinging the club and swinging it hard. Gave Shivers the bastard of a shock. He got his shield up in time, but the weight of the blow knocked him clean over, sliding across the ground on his arse, left arm struck numb. He sprawled out, all tangled up with his sword, nicked his eyebrow on the edge. Lucky not to get the point in his eye. He rolled, the club crashing down where he'd lain a moment before and sending stone chips flying. Even as he was clambering up, Greylock was at him again, looking like he meant deadly business, and Shivers had to scramble away with all the dignity of a cat in a wolf-pen. He didn't remember this being what they discussed. Seemed the big man meant to give these bastards a show to remember after all.

"Kill him!" Someone laughed.

"Give us some blood, you idiots!"

Shivers tightened his hand round the grip of the sword. He suddenly had a bad feeling. Even worse'n before.

Rolling dice normally made Friendly feel calm, but not tonight. He had a bad feeling. Even worse than before. He watched them tumble, clatter, spin, their clicking seeming to dig at his clammy skin, and come to rest.

"Two and four," he said.

"We see the numbers!" snapped the man with the mask like a crescent moon. "Damn dice hate me!" He tossed them angrily over, bouncing against the polished wood.

Friendly frowned as he scooped them up and rolled them gently back. "Five and three. House wins."

"It seems to be making a habit of it," growled the one with the mask like a ship, and some of their friends muttered angrily. They were all of them drunk. Drunk and stupid. The house always makes a habit of winning, which is why it hosts games of chance in the first place. But it was hardly Friendly's job to educate them on that point. Someone at the far end of the room cried out with shrill delight as the lucky wheel brought up their number. A few of the card players clapped with mild disdain.

"Bloody dice." Crescent Moon slurped from his glass of wine as Friendly carefully gathered up the counters and added them to his own swelling stacks. He was having trouble breathing, the air was so thick with strange smells-perfume, and sweat, and wine, and smoke. He realised his mouth was hanging open, and snapped it shut.

The King of the Union looked from Monza, to Vitari, and back-handsome, regal and most extremely unwelcome. Monza realised her mouth was hanging open, and snapped it shut.

"I mean no disrespect, but one of you will be more than adequate and I have... always had a weakness for dark hair." He gestured to the door. "I hope I will not offend by asking you to leave us. I will make sure you are paid."

"How generous." Vitari glanced sideways and Monza gave her the tiniest shrug, her mind flipping around like a frog in hot water as it sought desperately for a way clear of this self-made trap. Vitari pushed herself away from the wall and strutted to the door. She brushed the front of the king's coat with the back of her hand on the way past. "Curse my red-haired mother," she sneered. The door clicked shut.

"A most..." The king cleared his throat. "Pleasing room."

"You're easily pleased."

He snorted with laughter. "My wife would not say so."

"Few wives say good things about their husbands. That's why they come to us."

"You misunderstand. I have her blessing. My wife is expecting our third child and therefore... well, that hardly interests you."

"I'll seem interested whatever you say. That's what I'm paid for."

"Of course." The king rubbed his hands somewhat nervously together. "Perhaps a drink."

She nodded towards the cabinet. "There they are."

"Do you need one?"

"No."

"No, of course, why would you?" Wine gurgled from the bottle. "I suppose this is nothing new for you."

"No." Though in fact it was hard to remember the last time she'd been disguised as a whore in a room with a king. She had two choices. Bed him, or murder him. Neither one held much appeal. Killing Ario would make trouble enough. To kill a king-even Orso's son-in-law-would be asking for a great deal more.

When faced with two dark paths, Stolicus wrote, a general should always choose the lighter. She doubted these were quite the circumstances he'd had in mind, but that changed nothing. She slid one hand around the nearest bedpost, lowered herself until she was sitting awkwardly on the garish covers. Then her eye fell on the husk pipe.

When faced with two dark paths, Farans wrote, a general should always find a third.

"You seem nervous," she murmured.

The king had made it as far as the foot of the bed. "I must confess it's been a long time since I visited... a place like this one."

"Something to calm you, then." She turned her back on him before he had the chance to say no, and began to fill the pipe. It didn't take her long to make it ready. She did it every night, after all.

"Husk? I'm not sure that I-"

"You need your wife's blessing for this too?" She held it out to him.

"Of course not."

She stood, lifting the lamp, holding his eye, and set the flame to the bowl. His first breath in he coughed out straight away. The second not much later. The third he managed to hold, then blow out in a plume of white smoke.

"Your turn," he croaked, pressing the pipe back into her hand as he sank down on the bed, smoke still curling up from the bowl and tickling her nose.

"I..." Oh, how she wanted it. She was trembling with her need for it. "I..." Right there, right in her hand. But this was no time to indulge herself. She needed to stay in control.

His mouth curled up in a gormless grin. "Whose blessing do you need?" he croaked. "I promise I won't tell a... oh."

She was already setting the flame to the grey-brown flakes, sucking the smoke in deep, feeling it burn at her lungs.

"Damn boots," the king was saying as he tried to drag his highly polished footwear off. "Don't bloody fit me. You pay... a hundred marks... for some boots... you expect them to-" One flew off and clattered into the wall, leaving a bright trace behind it. Monza was finding it hard to stand up.

"Again." She held the pipe out.

"Well... where's the harm?" Monza stared at the lamp flame as it flared up. Shimmering, shining, all the colours of a hoard of priceless jewels, the crumbs of husk glowing orange, turning from sweet brown to blazing red to used-up grey ash. The king breathed a long plume of sweet-smelling smoke in her face and she closed her eyes and sucked it in. Her head was full of it, swelling with it, ready to burst open.

"Oh."

"Eh?"

He stared around. "That is... rather..."

"Yes. Yes it is." The room was glowing. The pains in her legs had become pleasurable tickles. Her bare skin fizzed and tingled. She sank down, mattress creaking under her rump. Just her and the King of the Union, perched on an ugly bed in a whorehouse. What could've been more comfortable?

The king licked lazily at his lips. "My wife. The queen. You know. Did I mention that? Queen. She does not always-"

"Your wife likes women," Monza found she'd said. Then she snorted with laughter, and had to wipe some snot off her lip. "She likes them a lot."

The king's eyes were pink inside the eyeholes of his mask. They crawled lazily over her face. "Women? What were we talking of?" He leaned forwards. "I don't feel... nervous... anymore." He slid one clumsy hand up the side of her leg. "I think..." he muttered, working his tongue around his mouth. "I... think..." His eyes rolled up and he flopped back on the bed, arms outspread. His head tipped slowly sideways, mask skewing across his face, and he was still, faint snoring echoing in Monza's ears.

He looked so peaceful there. She wanted to lie down. She was always thinking, thinking, worrying, thinking. She needed to rest. She deserved to. But there was something nagging at her-something she needed to do first. What was it? She drifted to her feet, swaying uncertainly.

Ario.

"Uh. That's it." She left his Majesty sprawled across the bed and made for the door, the room tipping one way and then the other, trying to catch her out. Tricky bastard. She bent down and tore one of the high shoes off, tottered sideways and nearly fell. She flung the other away and it floated gently through the air, like an anchor sinking through water. She had to force her eyes open wide as she looked at the door, because there was a mosaic of blue glass between her and the world, candle flames beyond it leaving long, blinding smears across her sight.

Morveer nodded to Day, and she nodded back, a deeper black shape crouched in the fizzing darkness of the attic, the slightest strip of blue light across her grin. Behind her, the joists, the laths, the rafters were all black outlines touched down the edges with the faintest glow. "I will deal with the pair beside the Royal Suite," he whispered. "You... take the others."