After a few tries k.u.ma couldn't send me because the force kept being reflected. I dropped my guard completely and let him throw me in the same direction as Luffy. I guess since I have the strength I am able to overpower and withstand other peoples Ak.u.ma no Mi. Since my opposing force is too strong it reflects back at the user, good to know. I just have to make sure that I withstand it and not reflect it back at Boa Hanc.o.c.k, otherwise I can't break her out of the petrification. d.a.m.n this free ride is slow. If I knew where I was going I would have been there by now. I can't complain though, at least I am keeping track of the locations so I can easily teleport when to the islands. In this world because of the use of log poses, they have a strong magnetic pull. If I can feel for that pull as a sort of energy I can locate and remember multiple islands. The problem is Luffy is not strong enough to home in on his location, hopefully after the training he will be easier to read.

I finally landed at Amazon Lily. The paw print mark was right next to Luffy's. I searched and found Luffy covered in mushrooms like in the original. In order to get in good like he did I did the same and at the same mushroom he did. Before I was completely covered in mushrooms though I changed my clothes to s.h.i.+tty ones because I knew to get to the roots they need to be burned off and I didn't want my good clothes to be burned. I knew I would get along with Hanc.o.c.k considering her past with the Tenryuubito, now it's only a waiting and chase game. I laid down next to Luffy and waited for the first trio to find us.

I realized that the mushrooms are quite a drain on energy but not enough to knock me out so I played the part.

Marguerite: Hey there are 2 people here. I think they are people. They ate the "Grows on the body" mushroom.

Aphelandra: Maybe they are from the village.

Sweet Pea: We should take them back to get help, no maki. (Ends her sentences with volume, translated from No maki, but to me it sounds better in "no maki")

Marguerite: Belladona, it's an emergency! We found these 2 and they are covered in mushrooms.

Belladona: First you have to pluck out all the mushrooms.

Marguerite: That's true, but they still have the roots on them.

Belladona: Next we have to burn them so the roots are gone.

After that Luffy and I were burned too much but I not hot enough for me to lose consciousness like Luffy did. The ladies washed our bodies and gave us a hand job considering they've never seen a man on the island so they confused our d.i.c.ks for mushrooms. Sweet Pea was on Luffy and I peeked to see who was on me, it was some random amazon, still beautiful though. It still makes me laugh.

Random Amazon: The mushroom I was trying to get off exploded all over my face!!

Then the old lady they call Elder Nyon came by to see what the racket was about and revealed that we were men.

All the ladies present: EHHHHHHHH!!!!

Marguerite: This is a…MAN!!? It's the first time I've seen one!!

All the ladies present: KYYAAAA!!!!

The women in Amazon Lily are self sufficient just like any society such as building, providing their own food and many other heavy lifting or man related job but one. It bothered me but I went along with it because "Hey it's an anime". How the f.u.c.k do they keep their population? Do they f.u.c.k and dash to get preganant then come back? What if it's a boy? Too many questions and most likely no answers. They do not have the technology or the organs, I'm guessing, to reproduce as.e.xually. The women also believe that strength equates to beauty, so according to them I am considered at or above Boa herself. I took a nap after the wash and hand job so we were placed in a holding cell without our clothes. We woke up to the chattering of the ladies.

Random Amazon 1: Stop pus.h.i.+ng let me see.

Random Amazon 2: Such a ruggedly unusual beast.

Luffy: Ah shut up!

Sage: d.a.m.n and I was having such a nice dream.

Luffy: Sage! You're alive!

Sage: No s.h.i.+t Sherlock. They were too weak to kill me anyway. (Pus.h.i.+ng him away) Don't hug me with c.o.c.k out dude.

Luffy: Oh, you're right. Why are we naked? Wheres my hat? Wheres my clothes? (Looks at the gawking ladies) Hey gimme my hat back! (Stretched his arm to reach his hat)

All the ladies present: He stretched! Can men Stretch?

Random Amazon 3: hey look that other one has the mushroom we couldn't pull standing up looking fierce. It exploded in my face last time but it now it looks meaner than before.

Sage: If you lick, suck and swallow the juice it might go back down. The juice might be good for your health.

All the ladies present: REALLY?!

The ladies were discussing it among themselves saying things like "it doesn't hurt to try" or "I wanna know what it tastes like". Just hearing their conversations made me more excited, until…

Luffy: I'M A GUY DAMMIT!!! What's with these frills?

All the women took out their bows and arrows ready to fire them at us. I sighed as I lost my b.o.n.e.r. I opened a small dimensional pocket where I stored my clothes and scrolls to pull out my clothes. I jumped out with Luffy. Luffy felt around his pockets but couldn't find what he was looking for, Rayleigh's Vivre Card. He saw Marguerite, stretched out his arm around her like a la.s.so and pulled her out of the group.

Luffy: Sage let's go over that wall.

Sage: Sure

We went over the wall. Luffy landed with his Gomu gomu no Fusen (Ballon) and I simply glided down. After Luffy got the card back he put together a makes.h.i.+ft boat and fell into the seas. After laughing for a bit I pulled him out. Marguerite then used her sanke as a bow and readied her arrow. She fired it at us. The arrows she fired even broke through the rocks and trees when she missed.

Luffy: That's right … those arrows!! Back when we were being chased before, too…breaking down stone walls and stuff… they were ridiculously strong. But they just look like ordinary arrows…

Marguerite: What are you talking about? It's only natural for arrows to have such strength when imbued with Haki.

Luffy: "Haki"?

Random Amazon: There they are!!! Marguerite is all right!!! Hurry we must eliminate them before Hebihime-sama (Snake princess) docks!!!

Sage: Hey Luffy, why don't we look for someone important on the island and see if they could lend us a s.h.i.+p?

Luffy: Hahaha, that's a great idea. Let's lose these girls first. Don't hurt them, they saved us.

Sage: I know, don't worry about it, I'm not ungrateful.