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Anansi Boys Part 2

The distant shouting was getting louder. Several of the mourners were casting glances back over their shoulders, to see where it was coming from. The rest of them were staring at Fat Charlie.

"I was never what you would call close to my father," said Fat Charlie. "I suppose we didn't really know how. I've not been part of his life for twenty years, and he hasn't been part of mine. There's a lot of things it's hard to forgive, but then one day you turn around and you've got no family left." He wiped a hand across his forehead. "I don't think I've ever said 'I love you, Dad' in my whole life. All of you, you all probably knew him better than I did. Some of you may have loved him. You were part of his life, and I wasn't. So I'm not ashamed that any of you should hear me say it. Say it for the first time in at least twenty years." He looked down at the impregnable metal casket lid. "I love you," he said. "And I'll never forget you."

The shouting got even louder, and now it was loud enough and clear enough, in the silence that followed Fat Charlie's statement, for everyone to be able to make out the words being bellowed across the memorial gardens: "Fat Charlie! You stop botherin' those people and get your ass over herethis minute!"

Fat Charlie stared at the sea of unfamiliar faces, their expressions a seething stew of shock, puzzlement, anger and horror; ears burning, he realized the truth.

"Er. Sorry. Wrong funeral," he said.

A small boy with big ears and an enormous smile said, proudly, "That was my gramma."

Fat Charlie backed through the small crowd mumbling barely coherent apologies. He wanted the world to end now. He knew it was not his father's fault, but also knew that his father would have found it hilarious.

Standing on the path, her hands on her hips, was a large woman with gray hair and thunder in her face. Fat Charlie walked toward her as he would have walked across a minefield, nine years old again, and in trouble.

"You don't hear me yellin?" she asked. "You went right on past me. Makin' a embarrassment of yourself!" The way she saidembarrassment it began with the letterH . "Back this way," she said. "You miss the service and everythin'. But there's a shovelful of dirt waiting for you."

Mrs. Higgler had barely changed in the last two decades: she was a little fatter, a little grayer. Her lips were pressed tightly together, and she led the way down one of the memorial garden's many paths. Fat Charlie suspected that he had not made the best possible first impression. She led the way and, in disgrace, Fat Charlie followed.

A lizard zapped up one of the struts of the metal fence at the edge of the memorial garden, then poised itself at the top of a spike, tasting the thick Florida air. The sun had gone behind a cloud, but, if anything, the afternoon was getting hotter. The lizard puffed its neck out into a bright orange balloon.

Two long-legged cranes he had taken initially for lawn ornaments looked up at him as he passed. One of them darted its head down and rose up again with a large frog dangling from its beak. It began, in a series of gulping movements, to try to swallow the frog, which kicked and flailed in the air.

"Come on," said Mrs. Higgler. "Don't dawdle. Bad enough you missing your own father's funeral."

Fat Charlie suppressed the urge to say something about having come four thousand miles already that day, and having rented a car and driven down from Orlando, and how he had got off at the wrong exit, and whose idea was it anyway to tuck a garden of rest behind a Wal-Mart on the very edge of town? They kept walking, past a large concrete building that smelled of formaldehyde, until they reached an open grave at the very farthest reaches of the property. There was nothing beyond this but a high fence, and, beyond that, a wilderness of trees and palms and greenery. In the grave was a modest wooden coffin. It had several mounds of dirt on it already. Beside the grave was a pile of earth and a shovel.

Mrs. Higgler picked up the shovel and handed it to Fat Charlie.

"It was a pretty service," she said. "Some of your daddy's old drinkin' buddies were there, and all the ladies from our street. Even after he moved down the road we still kept in touch. He would have liked it. Of course, he would have liked it more if you'd been there." She shook her head. "Now, shovel," she said. "And if you got any good-byes, you can say them while you're shovelin' down the dirt."

"I thought I was just meant to do one or two spadefuls of dirt," he said. "To show willing."

"I give the man thirty bucks to go away," said Mrs. Higgler. "I tell him that the departed's son is flying in all the way from Hingland, and that he would want to do right by his father. Do the right thing. Not just 'show willing.'"

"Right," said Fat Charlie. "Absolutely. Got it." He took off his suit jacket and hung it on the fence. He loosened his tie, pulled it over his head, and put it into the jacket pocket. He shoveled the black dirt into the open grave, in Florida air as thick as soup.

After a while it sort of began to rain, which is to say that it was the kind of rain that never comes to a decision about whether it's actually raining or not. Driving in it, you would never have been certain whether or not to turn on your wipers. Standing in it, shoveling in it, you simply got sweatier, damper, more uncomfortable. Fat Charlie continued to shovel, and Mrs. Higgler stood there with her arms folded across her gargantuan bosom, with the almost-rain misting her black dress and her straw hat with one black silk rose on it, watching him as he filled in the hole.

The earth became mud, and became, if anything, heavier.

After what seemed like a lifetime, and a very uncomfortable one at that, Fat Charlie patted down the final shovelful of dirt.

Mrs. Higgler walked over to him. She took his jacket off the fence and handed it to him.

"You're soaked to the skin and covered in dirt and sweat, but you grew up. Welcome home, Fat Charlie," she said, and she smiled, and she held him to her vast breast.

"I'm not crying," said Fat Charlie.

"Hush now," said Mrs. Higgler.

"It's the rain on my face," said Fat Charlie.

Mrs. Higgler didn't say anything. She just held him, and swayed backward and forward, and after a while Fat Charlie said, "It's okay. I'm better now."

"There's food back at my house," said Mrs. Higgler. "Let's get you fed."

He wiped the mud from his shoes in the parking lot, then he got into his gray rental car, and he followed Mrs. Higgler in her maroon station wagon down streets that had not existed twenty years earlier. Mrs. Higgler drove like a woman who had just discovered an enormous and much-needed mug of coffee and whose primary mission was to drink as much coffee as she was able to while driving as fast as possible; and Fat Charlie drove along behind her, keeping up as best he could, racing from traffic light to traffic light while trying to figure out more or less where they were.

And then they turned down a street, and, with mounting apprehension, he realized he recognized it. This was the street he had lived on as a boy. Even the houses looked more or less the same, although most of them had now grown impressive wire-mesh fences around their front yards.

There were several cars already parked in front of Mrs. Higgler's house. He pulled up behind an elderly gray Ford. Mrs. Higgler walked up to the front door, opened it with her key.

Fat Charlie looked down at himself, muddy and sweat-soaked. "I can't go in looking like this," he said.

"I seen worse," said Mrs. Higgler. Then she sniffed. "I tell you what, you go in there, go straight into the bathroom, you can wash off your hands and face, clean yourself up, and when you're ready we'll all be in the kitchen."

He went into the bathroom. Everything smelled like jasmine. He took off his muddy shirt, and washed his face and hands with jasmine-scented soap, in a tiny washbasin. He took a washcloth and wiped down his chest, and scrubbed at the muddiest lumps on his suit trousers. He looked at the shirt, which had been white when he put it on this morning and was now a particularly grubby brown, and decided not to put it back on. He had more shirts in his bag, in the backseat of the rental car. He would slip back out of the house, put on a clean shirt, then face the people in the house.

He unlocked the bathroom door, and opened it.

Four elderly ladies were standing in the corridor, staring at him. He knew them. He knew all of them.

"What you doing now?" asked Mrs. Higgler.

"Changing shirt," said Fat Charlie. "Shirt in car. Yes. Back soon."

He raised his chin high, and strode down the corridor and out of the front door.

"What kind of language was that he was talkin?" asked little Mrs. Dunwiddy, behind his back, loudly.

"That's not something you see every day," said Mrs. Bustamonte, although, this being Florida's Treasure Coast, if there was something you did see every day, it was topless men, although not usually with muddy suit trousers on.

Fat Charlie changed his shirt by the car, and went back into the house. The four ladies were in the kitchen, industriously packing away into Tupperware containers what looked like it had until recently been a large spread of food.

Mrs. Higgler was older than Mrs. Bustamonte, and both of them were older than Miss Noles, and none of them was older than Mrs. Dunwiddy. Mrs. Dunwiddy was old, and she looked it. There were geological ages that were probably younger than Mrs. Dunwiddy.

As a boy, Fat Charlie had imagined Mrs. Dunwiddy in Equatorial Africa, peering disapprovingly though her thick spectacles at the newly erect hominids. "Keep out of my front yard," she would tell a recently evolved and rather nervous specimen ofHomo habilis, "or I going to belt you around your ear hole, I can tell you." Mrs. Dunwiddy smelled of violet water and beneath the violets she smelled of very old woman indeed. She was a tiny old lady who could outglare a thunderstorm, and Fat Charlie, who had, over two decades ago, followed a lost tennis ball into her yard, and then broken one of her lawn ornaments, was still quite terrified of her.

Right now, Mrs. Dunwiddy was eating lumps of curry goat with her fingers from a small Tupperware bowl. "Pity to waste it," she said, and dropped the bits of goat bone into a china saucer.

"Time for you to eat, Fat Charlie?" asked Miss Noles.

"I'm fine," said Fat Charlie. "Honest."

Four pairs of eyes stared at him reproachfully through four pairs of spectacles. "No good starvin' yourself in your grief," said Mrs. Dunwiddy, licking her fingertips, and picking out another brown fatty lump of goat.

"I'm not. I'm just not hungry. That's all."

"Misery going to shrivel you away to pure skin and bones," said Miss Noles, with gloomy relish.

"I don't think it will."

"I putting a plate together for you at the table over there," said Mrs. Higgler. "You go and sit down now. I don't want to hear another word out of you. There's more of everything, so don't you worry about that."

Fat Charlie sat down where she pointed, and within seconds there was placed in front of him a plate piled high with stew peas and rice, and sweet potato pudding, jerk pork, curry goat, curry chicken, fried plantains, and a pickled cow foot. Fat Charlie could feel the heartburn beginning, and he had not even put anything in his mouth yet.

"Where's everyone else?" he said.

"Your daddy's drinking buddies, they gone off drinking. They going to have a memorial fishing trip off a bridge, in his memory." Mrs. Higgler poured the remaining coffee out of her bucket-sized traveling mug into the sink and replaced it with the steaming contents of a freshly brewed jug of coffee.

Mrs. Dunwiddy licked her fingers clean with a small purple tongue, and she shuffled over to where Fat Charlie was sitting, his food as yet untouched. When he was a little boy he had truly believed that Mrs. Dunwiddy was a witch. Not a nice witch, more the kind kids had to push into ovens to escape from. This was the first time he'd seen her in more than twenty years, and he was still having to quell an inner urge to yelp and hide under the table.

"I seen plenty people die," said Mrs. Dunwiddy. "In my time. Get old enough, you will see it your own self too. Everybody going to be dead one day, just give them time." She paused. "Still. I never thought it would happen to your daddy." And she shook her head.

"What was he like?" asked Fat Charlie. "When he was young?"

Mrs. Dunwiddy looked at him through her thick, thick spectacles, and her lips pursed, and she shook her head. "Before my time," was all she said. "Eat your cow foot."

Fat Charlie sighed, and he began to eat.

IT WAS LATEAFTERNOON, AND THEY WERE ALONE IN THE HOUSE.

"Where you going to sleep tonight?" asked Mrs. Higgler.

"I thought I'd get a motel room," said Fat Charlie.

"When you got a perfectly good bedroom here? And a perfectly good house down the road. You haven't even looked at it yet. You ask me, your father would have wanted you to stay there."

"I'd rather be on my own. And I don't think I feel right about sleeping at my dad's place."

"Well, it's not my money I'm throwin' away," said Mrs. Higgler. "You're goin' to have to decide what you're goin' to do with your father's house anyway. And all his things."

"I don't care," said Fat Charlie. "We could have a garage sale. Put them on eBay. Haul them to the dump."

"Now, what kind of an attitude is that?" She rummaged in a kitchen drawer and pulled out a front door key with a large paper label attached to it. "He give me a spare key when he move," she said. "In case he lose his, or lock it inside, or something. He used to say, he could forget his head if it wasn't attached to his neck. When he sell the house next door, he tell me, don't you worry, Callyanne, I won't go far; he'd live in that house as long as I remember, but now he decide it's too big and he need to move house..." and still talking she walked him down to the curb and drove them down several streets in her maroon station wagon, until they reached a one-story wooden house.

She unlocked the front door and they went inside.

The smell was familiar: faintly sweet, as if chocolate chip cookies had been baked there the last time the kitchen was used, but that had been a long time ago. It was too hot in there. Mrs. Higgler led them into the little sitting room, and she turned on a window-fitted air-conditioning unit. It rattled and shook, and smelled like a wet sheepdog, and moved the warm air around.

There were stacks of books piled around a decrepit sofa Fat Charlie remembered from his childhood, and there were photographs in frames: one, in black-and-white, of Fat Charlie's mother when she was young, with her hair up on top of her head all black and shiny, wearing a sparkly dress; beside it, a photo of Fat Charlie himself, aged perhaps five or six years old, standing beside a mirrored door, so it looked at first glance as if two little Fat Charlies, side by side, were staring seriously out of the photograph at you.

Fat Charlie picked up the top book in the pile. It was a book on Italian architecture.

"Was he interested in architecture?"

"Passionate about it. Yes."

"I didn't know that."

Mrs. Higgler shrugged and sipped her coffee.

Fat Charlie opened the book and saw his father's name neatly written on the first page. He closed the book.

"I never knew him," said Fat Charlie. "Not really."

"He was never an easy man to know," said Mrs. Higgler. "I knew him for what, nearly sixty years? And I didn't know him."

"You must have known him when he was a boy."

Mrs. Higgler hesitated. She seemed to be remembering. Then she said, very quietly, "I knew him when I was a girl."

Fat Charlie felt that he should be changing the subject, so he pointed to the photo of his mother. "He's got Mum's picture there," he said.

Mrs Higgler took a slurp of her coffee. "Them take it on a boat," she said. "Back before you was born. One of those boats that you had dinner on, and they would sail out three miles, out of territorial waters, and then there was gamblin'. Then they come back. I don't know if they still run those boats. Your mother say it was the first time she ever eat steak."

Fat Charlie tried to imagine what his parents had been like before he was born.

"He always was a good-looking man," mused Mrs. Higgler, as if she were reading his mind. "All the way to the end. He had a smile that could make a girl squeeze her toes. And he was always such a very fine dresser. All the ladies loved him."

Fat Charlie knew the answer before he asked the question. "Did you...?"

"What kind of a question is that to be asking a respectable widow-woman?" She sipped her coffee. Fat Charlie waited for the answer. She said, "I kissed him. Long, long time ago, before he ever met your mother. He was a fine, fine kisser. I hoped that he'd call, take me dancing again, instead he vanish. He was gone for what, a year? Two years? And by the time he come back, I was married to Mr. Higgler, and he's bringing back your mother. Is out on the islands he meet her."

"Were you upset?"

"I was a married woman." Another sip of coffee. "And you couldn't hate him. Couldn't even be properly angry with him. And the way he look at her-damn, if he did ever look at me like that I could have died happy. You know, at their wedding, is me was your mother's matron of honor?"

"I didn't know."

The air-conditioning unit was starting to bellow out cold air. It still smelled like a wet sheepdog.

He asked, "Do you think they were happy?"

"In the beginning." She hefted her huge thermal mug, seemed about to take a sip of coffee and then changed her mind. "In the beginning. But not even she could keep his attention for very long. He had so much to do. He was very busy, your father."

Fat Charlie tried to work out if Mrs. Higgler was joking or not. He couldn't tell. She didn't smile, though.

"So much to do? Like what? Fish off bridges? Play dominoes on the porch? Await the inevitable invention of karaoke? He wasn't busy. I don't think he ever did a day's work in all the time I knew him."

"You shouldn't say that about your father!"

"Well, it's true. He was crap. A rotten husband and a rotten father."